Garfield was very excited when he got up early this morning, because today is the day when the old master will take him to visit the man named Mu Yanxiao. Of course, it wasn't happy because it wanted to visit that human being, but because, if it went to visit that human being, it could see Lin Lin, the only friend who could understand its IQ and be on the same level as it.
Of course, although this friend Lin Lin is not very friendly, considering that good friends are easy to come by these days, but unfriendly confidants are rare, so Garfield decided to meet this friend.
It won't admit it, the biggest reason is because its size can completely surpass that of a guy who once overwhelmed it. Ha ha! The green leather turtle is amazing, it is a creature that it likes too much - it should not be too easy and beautiful to overturn it with one paw~
So Garfield followed his old owner to the First Hospital with a happy mood, but when it arrived at the patient's floor, for some reason, with the animal's fairly accurate sixth sense, Garfield felt that there was something wrong. Not good at all.
In the end, before it could think about the reason carefully, a round ball rolling QQ rolled to its paws.
Without even thinking about it, I pressed my paw on it. In fact, whether it is for cats or dogs, round balls always make them want to stop.
Garfield unconsciously wanted to start fiddling with this round tennis ball, but as soon as it started to move its paws, a sense of danger filled the whole body instantly.
Anyway, it is also a god-like pet that claims to be the most intelligent. Garfield took a step back as fast as he could, and then he felt the ground tremble slightly. , is a face that makes it disgusting physically when it looks at it, and wants to go up and scratch its paws, a stupid face.
This stupid erha pressed the tennis ball with its fat paws, and stared at him with a black eyeball in the glass-like center. If it read correctly, it seemed that the broad bean eyebrows were raised pick? !
Garfield instantly felt that his IQ was despised by this stupid dog.
Meow! ! Garfield screamed angrily.
"Stupid dog!! Where did you come from?! Don't you know that dogs are not allowed here?"
Garfield was using his own words to despise the dumb dog who couldn't speak. But what made it dumbfounded was that the other party actually opened his dog's mouth, revealing the staggered canine teeth, and barked twice.
"Damn fat cat! I have been displeased with you for a long time! Last time you deliberately overthrew me, right?! Did the young master tell you? Feng Shui turns, it's your turn today?!"
Garfield instantly understood why it always had an ominous premonition today. It's just that this understanding came too late, and it couldn't even hide.
But the dying struggle is indispensable, so Garfield turned around and was about to run, and at the moment it was about to run out, the erupted Lin You Erha exerted the strength of his thick little hind legs at a super level, leaping and flying Pounced fiercely on Garfield's body, and without hesitation, flipped it over with one paw.
"Hehe!" Lin Erha looked at the fat cat that rolled several times in a row, feeling very happy: "You know this time, the young master is teaching you, if you don't play hard at ordinary times, you won't die in the future, isn't it? The report time has not yet arrived! Hmph!!"
Garfield, who finally rolled to the edge of the wall and stopped, was dizzy. When he came back to his senses, the high-spirited and energetic appearance when he came here directly changed to the malaise and malaise. That poor The look of Grandpa Albert made his heart feel distressed. He hurried forward and hugged his beloved pet in his arms, and said to a certain blind master who was calmly sitting on the bed and drinking tea in an accusing tone:
"Oh! Mu! You can't look like this! Garfield and I are here to see you today. We are guests from afar. How can you let your new pet abuse my Garfield like this? God knows, my Garfield is still How about a weak and docile little pity? Your husky is so rude!!"
As an unscrupulous owner who also spoils pets to death, First Young Master Mu didn't pay much attention to KFC grandpa's accusation at all, curled his lips and said indifferently: "First of all, you must not come here just for Look at me, it seems that the contract between the two of us will officially start to take effect in a few days. You should have something to discuss with me. Second, Albert, stop talking nonsense in front of me, Garfield When you overturned my tortoise Linlin with your claws, why didn’t I hear you say that it is weak? My family Linlin said that Feng Shui takes turns. The last time Garfield overturned my turtle Linlin, this time Husky Linlin Is there anything unfair about overturning your Garfield?"
Albert twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard the words, could it be the same? ! Last time the tortoise was on its back for quite a while, but this time his Garfield rolled on the ground several times and was still shaking his head!
However, um, considering that we will talk about business matters later, let the pets resolve their grievances by themselves! Well, but in terms of size, Garfield still suffers a lot... Fortunately, this husky is a puppy.
"Mu, for your sake, I don't care about pets, but we still have to talk about business matters. Come on, let's talk about it in detail. As for pets, Let the two of them play by themselves! It's also good to improve their relationship."
Thus, Grandpa Albert put his pet down without guilt in the sad eyes of his pet, and let the arrogant Lin Erha stare at it and walked out of the ward.
Garfield was forced to follow Lin Dog King, forced to take the elevator, and forced to reach the courtyard of the hospital.
woof woof. [I said why are you so listless, like your dead father, the young master didn't abuse you and didn't say he wanted to bite you to death!]
In places with a lot of people, Mr. Lin is very careful not to be too eye-catching, so even if he can speak human language now, he still decides to use the common language of animals to communicate.
Garfield really deserves to be one of the few extremely smart pets whose IQ can keep up. After Master Lin You didn't use that machine, he was so kind and never used that machine again.
Meow ~ [I, I, you won't beat me up anymore?]
Lin Erha let out a breath from his nose, whining. [I already beat you up, why should I beat you up again? A waste of life or a waste of expression ah? I took you down for a stroll, how about you know how to use a gold card now? Let's go shopping at the commissary!]
Garfield's eyes lit up, and he nodded in agreement. Although its owner had no choice but to match it with a gold card after it rolled and slopped by itself, but God knows! Whenever it goes out, it will be with three or four human servants. No matter what it wants to eat or buy, these human servants will rush to pay the bill, so that it has no chance to try the sense of accomplishment and joy of paying the bill by itself!
The owner is not here now! The servant is not there either! ! Master Meow is the boss, right? !
Garfield was about to raise his paw to move forward with his tail high, when he suddenly felt a murderous look from the side, and immediately stopped his paw, grunted twice, and took a step back after a while.
All right! It upholds the spirit of devoting itself to the great cause of establishing harmony and friendship between cats and dogs, and lets the husky beside it go first. but! This definitely does not mean that Garfield is scared! Really not! !
So a puppy husky appeared in the first hospital, leading a golden Garfield, walking towards the hospital's supermarket swaggeringly. Along the way, many patients were onlookers. Of course, most of them were lamenting the harmonious coexistence of a cat and a dog.
"Oh, it's so cute! Cats and dogs love each other as a family! Hurry up and take a picture and post it on Weibo!! This time, I finally found evidence that cats and dogs love each other! I must punish those stupid people who refuse to admit that cats and dogs can live in harmony People realize their mistakes!" Even though a female patient was sitting in a wheelchair, she took pictures with her mobile phone very energetically.
"Hey! The dog and the cat don't fight! It's really strange. Could it be that these two cats and dogs came to the hospital because of their brain problems?" This is a rural man.
Young Master Lin You led Garfield to the entrance of the supermarket very accurately along the way. Afterwards, both he and Garfield felt that it was so convenient to be able to give a thumbs up to the supermarket's automatic sensor door. Really humane! Will visit again next time!
The supermarket guide standing next to the door, seeing the door opened, turned her head and smiled reflexively, but what she saw was nothing but air. The word "welcome" just got stuck in my throat, and I choked.
"Strange... why no one opened the door?" The guide was puzzled, but before she was puzzled for a long time, she felt a furry and soft touch on her calf.
Don't think that people's first reaction at this time is to look down. The correct reaction should be to scream loudly, just like this supermarket guide.
"Ah!! Something furry is rubbing against my leg!!"
And Garfield, who rubbed his legs, was in a bad mood after hearing this scream, and decided to give the guide a bad review later. How can you be a qualified guide with such poor psychological endurance? !
woof! ! [Woman who made a fuss, bow your head quickly!]
As an animal with a human soul, Lin You also expressed some dissatisfaction with this very restless person. How can you be ashamed in front of animals
When Zhang Fang, the guide, heard the two barks, she lowered her head abruptly, and what came into view was a husky dog about two or three months old and a fat Garfield cat. Instantly thinking that it might be one of the two who rubbed against her just now, Zhang Fang blushed, feeling ashamed of herself.
However, is this a joke for her? Several months have passed since April Fool's Day. How could the absurd incident of a cat and a dog go shopping in the supermarket together happen to her? And what's even more nonsense is that the cat and the dog raised their heads and looked at her cutely, as if they were asking her to help guide the shopping? !
Zhang Fang twitched the corner of her mouth, ha ha! Don't make trouble, she took medicine today, and this kind of thing will never happen.
So Zhang Fang waited silently for a minute. She was waiting for a cat and a dog to leave voluntarily. But the reality is so hopeless, neither the cat nor the dog left after a minute, but the husky stretched out its little paw impatiently and patted her leg, after patting her leg He also pointed to the direction of the item shelf, which couldn't be more obvious.
As a guide who is especially good at reading people's faces, Zhang Fang felt that she really couldn't pretend to be stupid with such a clear hint.
So she smiled and lowered her head: "...you guys... um, are you two here for shopping? If you want to go shopping, find your master! Everything here costs money, but what you fancy is You can’t just take it away~”
At this time, the interaction between the guide and the cat and dog has already attracted a crowd of shoppers in the supermarket. People couldn't help but smile when they heard the guide's words as if they were coaxing children. But the next moment, something happened that made them unable to laugh together—
I saw that husky snorted disdainfully, patted the Garfield with its paw, and then the Garfield shook off a small pink backpack on its back very excitedly, and then the two pets together After pawing for a while, the last golden credit card, which looked particularly tall, appeared in front of everyone.
All onlookers: "!!"
What the hell! It must be the wrong way for me to enter the supermarket today!
A cat and a dog live in peace and come to the supermarket to buy things with a high-end credit card? ! Is this the rhythm of cats and dogs joining forces to occupy the earth? !