A bomb that Gu Yu was not destined to pick up was thrown straight over. In a panic, he heard Na Mo'er shouting "Be careful" outside. Gu Yu made a decisive decision, jumped over the window sill, and jumped down.
With a loud "bang", the classroom behind him was blown to pieces, and Gu Yu was reduced to rubbish one step later.
The wind whistled past his ears, and the roar of the bombs shook his head, making Gu Yu feel that he was so moldy today - didn't he shout "Fight with you"? Why just throw a worm at him!
The fourth floor is a tall building, and he should be glad that there is only the fourth floor, and there is a big tree downstairs.
Gu Yu rubbed the layers of branches and swooped down, his colorful face was about to come into close contact with the ground. He hurriedly reached out, hanging his hands firmly on the tree trunk, and his body swayed and fell. The trunk is thick enough to support the huge diving force.
Gu Yu had just been rejoicing for a while, but fortunately it wasn't so bad. Sure enough, God still favored him...
With a crisp "click", he squatted on his butt and fell on the hard ground. Gu Yu bent down, squatted on the ground and twitched in pain. The pain was too painful, and he gritted his teeth: "thief, God..."
You have the kind!
He was shrinking into a ball like a shrimp in pain, and he didn't forget to open the panel tremblingly to check his health level - it's okay, he only lost 40 points, and he didn't directly drop himself to death.
Gu Yu managed to ease this effort, and when he sat on the ground and raised his head to look at God with his middle finger, a familiar head just stuck out from upstairs, and he shouted nervously, "Major Gu Yu! Are you alright!"
Grandpa, if you drop it, you will know that something is wrong!
Sure enough, his teacher Lu was right, there is nothing to do, don't think about taking advantage of other insects. He now calls it a textbook style of "stealing chickens and not losing rice". The gun with 40 damage points didn't hit it, but he paid 40 points.
Gu Yu tenaciously waved his hand upstairs, indicating that he could get up and fight again.
He rubbed the ashes on his body, finally got up strong and turned over the "an expired chicken drumstick", "expired bread", "a bottle of water that looked like he could drink" and so on on the panel to pick up the junk The thing that came, filled his mouth with blood, and when he swallowed it, he was too lazy to make expressions, and his expression became unspeakable.
Restore, so fucking restore! Gu Yu gave a thumbs up, he will never talk about this assessment pit bug again, look at how exquisitely done this detail, how genius he restores the taste of expired food!
It's really hilarious, dedicated to his work, and he has to make such a superb assessment when he is full, how can he not be admired by insects!
[Major Gu Yu, although it sounds like you are complimenting us, why do I always find it strange...]
A few lines of words pop up on the panel.
Gu Yu's face was expressionless, but his tone was frighteningly kind: "I'm just complimenting you, don't think too much, eh?"
[Then thank you for your compliment! Come again next year, Major Gu Yu~]
Gu Yu said blankly, "Well, if I come again next year, the first bomb I pick up will blow up your examination room, and I sincerely praise you for your due diligence."
[Then why are you embarrassed, everyone is shy~]
"Hey, if that's the case, don't be embarrassed, this is what you deserve."
Here, Gu Yu is still having an earth-shattering relationship with the system, and Moore has rushed downstairs, hurriedly running to thank Gu Yu, as if Gu Yu was the one who recreated his parents. Gu Yu just wanted to pick up a leak, but he didn't really want to help him, so he nodded casually and planned to leave, but Mo Er sneaked behind him and chased after him.
"Huh?" Originally, Gu Yu didn't intend to pay attention to what the other party was thinking of following up. As he walked around, pulling equipment around, he later realized, "Mo-er?"
Isn't this his Venus Cup Finals opponent
This kid is rising fast, and now he has reached the captain's position!
Just sighing for a while, Gu Yu didn't pay any attention to the follower behind.
Moll followed for a while, and then he witnessed the male worms sneaking in the dark in front of him, knocking down a few major captains, and after taking all their equipment and materials for himself, he met them head-on. The teammates came back and planted all the stolen goods to another team that just passed by.
The poor teammate who came back did not know the truth, believed it, and told the male indignation that he would seek revenge on that team now!
A serious academic like Moore had never seen such a shameless strategy, and the good students were stunned for a while.
He stared blankly at the upright male worm, and in the same way, he grabbed the supplies of several squads, and easily caused infighting among the six squads, then clapped his hands and turned around, writing on an overly handsome face. Filled with "really boring", he continued to look for the next innocent team scourge with little interest.
Suddenly, the male worm in front stopped at the base of the wall, fiddled with the wall, turned around and waved.
Moer didn't know who he was waving at for a while, and he turned his head to look behind him stupidly. Gu Yu shouted, "Don't look, it's you."
Mole walked out of the dark with a complicated look: "You always knew that I was following you?"
"Isn't this nonsense?" Gu Yu asked bluntly with an expression on his face that didn't want to say such nonsense, "Why have you been following me? Do you want to collect evidence and report me?"
Mole hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, I didn't want to sue you, it doesn't do me any good! No, no! I didn't see anything at all, and I didn't hear anything at all!"
The last sentence satisfied Gu Yu: "You are very good, Captain Moore."
Mo Er hurriedly took out the gun that Gu Yu had been craving for a long time from the panel: "I want to thank you, I have two of these things, it doesn't matter if you take one, and..."
He paused, hesitated, and a little embarrassed: "I have a request, can you... form a team with me?"
Gu Yu took the gun, touched it very strangely, and accepted it rudely, then said, "I took the gun, and it's fine to form a team."
Moer's first application for a team to Zong was rejected, and he was a little unwilling: "Why? Are you... afraid that I will hold you back?" Because of his anxiety, his face turned red: "Although it is not as good as you. , but I'm also great!"
Gu Yu raised his eyebrows: "I didn't say you were not good. The problem is me, I don't want to team up with you."
Mo Er was even more puzzled: "Why not? You have seen it along the way. Most of the candidates form a team. It is very difficult for a worm to reach the finals. I suffered from the loss of a single worm at the beginning. We all benefit!"
"Because it's not necessary." Suddenly, Gu Yu gave an answer.
"Huh?" Moore didn't respond for a while.
"Because I am completely confident, I can fight against a team with a single worm." Gu Yu even said such arrogant words in a serious and dignified manner, "So there is no need to form a team with another worm, trouble. ."
"..." Moer didn't know what to say for a while, "Although you were very good at dealing with those squads just now, there is always something that a bug can't take care of, right? If the blood volume is at stake, it is better to have a teammate to take care of it than nothing. Bar?"
Gu Yu made a light "oh" sound, and had no interest in continuing to speak. He turned around with little interest and continued to fiddle with the wall.
Moore turned his head to look, it turned out that Gu Yu was drawing a map on the wall, and from time to time he circled the places he passed by.
"What do these circles refer to?" Moore couldn't help asking.
Gu Yu squeezed the chalk that came from the Touyin classroom, and replied casually, "I picked up tattered places. I'm counting the places where good equipment is more likely to appear. These circles are the places to be excluded."
Moore hesitantly pointed to one of the circles and said, "But I just picked up a 50-point explosive in this place."
Gu Yu turned his head and couldn't believe it: "What!"
He pointed to another circle: "What about here?"
Moore answered truthfully: "The picking here is relatively poor, and I only picked up a bottle of nutrient solution supplemented with 30 points of HP."
What Versailles speech is this? Gu Yu's face was wrinkled into a ball. The highest food he picked up was "a pack of crispy noodles that is about to expire" - 15 HP!
Moore pointed to several points one after another: "I also found a 40-point laser gun here, a 50-point laser sword here, and a bottle of 30-point nutrient solution over there..."
Gu Yu almost hugged the big brother's thigh for a second: "Big brother! Please take me!"
Moore: "But didn't you just team up with me?"
Gu Yu looked sincere and puzzled: "Huh? Did anyone say it just now?"
Mole opened his mouth and was stunned by the memory of his fish: "...you just said it!"
Gu Yu, who is well versed in the theory of Sophistication, replied very naturally: "Oh, I remembered, I just said it. But it was just now, now is the present, the past me can't represent the current me, the current I can't I'm responsible for my past."
He nodded, plausibly speaking like an old pedant: "I was not me in the past, I am me now."
Moore's expression was stunned, and he was stunned for a while: "Is this still possible?" Where did this male worm learn the theory of nonsense
Gu Yu shook hands with his comrade-in-arms deeply: "Hello teammates, hello teammates!"
Anyone who knows Gu Yu knows that this male worm has never had a principle. As long as it can achieve its purpose, it will be thick-skinned into a city wall, and it will even be okay to just leave it alone.
His only principle is the worm that represents his last retreat.
At this time, Lieutenant General Lu Chen, who was in the heart of a certain male worm, had just received the news that the mecha design competition had passed the group stage, and was working on designing the final works at home.
"Di-", the private bug light brain mailbox rang.
Lu Chen put down his pen, took off his lenses, rubbed the bridge of his nose, picked up the teacup beside him, took a sip in a very healthy way, and then opened the Guangnao mailbox to check.
Seeing the sender's name clearly made him frown.
[Capital Star High Court: Dear Lieutenant General Lu Chen, please appear in court as a defendant as scheduled after you receive this summons. If the court refuses to attend without justifiable reasons, the court will judge by default based on the plaintiff's application and evidentiary materials. ]
Lu Chen: "...?"
What kind of bull, ghost, snake and god thing got out
At the same time, Liu Zhen's communication application also popped up in a hurry. In the picture, he looked more anxious than the defendant Lu Chen:
"Lieutenant General, it's not good! I just got news from a member of Congress that the Male Protection Association is crazy, and their president Meng Shenzhi wants to sue you! Do we have to go to the High Court now? Insect ventilation?"
"Don't give a reaction! Look at it, what should I do!"
After he finished speaking, Lu Chen finally took a moment to respond.
"It's too late." He sent the subpoena to Liu Zhen expressionlessly, "You came just in time, I just received their subpoena."