This MC Is Kickass

Chapter 53: Spiritual environment

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Toad Su saw the reactions of both of them.

"Why are you so surprised? I'm not asking you to strip naked, take off your robes, sit on the bed with your back to me."

Then why don’t you explain it clearly at once! Scared the baby to death, okay

Shen Jingbin wanted to roar, but Chansu was the head of the Lich Hall as famous as Song Yuqing, so she didn't have the guts to tease his beard.

However, it turned out that she was overthinking it from the beginning. In order to protect the players' moral safety in the game, the game settings did not allow players to take off their clothes, so she had no choice but to take off her clothes.

Since it's just taking off the outer robe, it doesn't matter. The two simply followed Toad Su's instructions, took off their outer robes, and sat on the bed with their backs to each other.

"Close your eyes, I'm going to start."

The two obeyed and closed their eyes.

Because they can't see, their other senses become extremely sensitive. They could hear the sound of Toad Su standing up and the friction of his clothes, they could hear his breathing as he came closer little by little, and they could feel his big warm hands approaching their neck.

"Shu starts." Two short words rang softly in their ears, and both of them felt dizzy at the same time.

"You have entered the spiritual illusion." After feeling dizzy, the sweet female voice of the system sounded in the ears of Shen Jingbin and Jingjing Zhiyuan at the same time.

Slowly opening their eyes, they were no longer in the small room before. Instead, they were in an endless ocean. The two of them were on a small island by the sea.

"Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly apart when disaster strikes. Two guests, please come with me." Without any precaution, a child's voice suddenly came to mind from behind.

Both of them were shocked and turned around.

I saw a corner boy appearing behind him at some point, with his hands folded in his sleeves, and a pair of big watery eyes rolling around, as if he was looking at the two of them.

what to do? To follow or not to follow? Shen Jingbin asked with her eyes.

It's all here, follow. Jing Jing Zhiyuan also signaled with his eyes.

So Jing Jing Zhiyuan said to the little boy: "Trouble, please lead the way."

The boy laughed, "You two are strange. My husband is as beautiful as a flower, and my wife is as ugly as salt. Interesting, interesting."

Shen Jingping laughed dryly.

Why does your NPC talk so much

Fortunately, the kid just smiled and turned around to lead the way. The two followed the little boy through a thick forest, and a wooden hut appeared in front of them.

"My grandpa's house is in front of you. The two guests please go in by yourselves. After you answer the questions, come back here. I will send you two out."

Ever since they were brought into the secret room by Toad Su, everything that happened was beyond their expectation. Taking advantage of this little way to climb the mountain cabin, Shen Jingping couldn't help but ask: "Didn't you say you would cast forbidden spells on us? Now What's going on?"

Jing Jing Zhiyuan thought for a while, "Probably for Toad Su and the other NPCs, this is just a simple spell, but for the players, it is like being transported to another scene to complete the task. If the task is completed, the forbidden spell will succeed and the task will fail. Then the forbidden technique will fail."

Explain it this way and she will understand.

"But this NPC's intelligence is a bit too high. Looking at it this way, I think the day when the artificial intelligence in the movie conquers mankind is just around the corner."

"Not all NPCs are set by the system. Some NPCs are actually guest appearances by employees of the game company. I think the kid just now may be a real person guest appearance."

Shen Jingbin was puzzled: "But he is so small, can he play this game? I haven't heard that the height, age, etc. of the created character can be changed so much?"

"They are employees of a game company. What do they want?"

Shen Jingping suddenly realized: "That's right! But this person probably has pedophilia and set himself up like this."

"Well, it's very possible."

The child who was standing there waiting for Shen Jingbin and Jingjing Zhiyuan suddenly sneezed, "A sneeze, who is talking bad about me!"

Within a few words, the two of them arrived at the door of the cabin. Jing Jing Zhiyuan knocked on the door politely, then lowered his hand and stood outside the door waiting.

About four or five seconds after the knock on the door, an elderly voice came from the door.

"Come in." The voice sounded very old, but the tone of speaking was very energetic.

Jing Jing Zhiyuan opened the door and walked in. Sitting in the room was an old man in his sixties, with fair hair and a childlike face, full of energy.

As soon as the old man saw Shen Jingbin and Jing Jing Zhiyuan, he stood up and walked towards them while laughing.

"Hahahaha! I've been waiting for so long! Finally someone comes here! Emma, I'm so lonely!"

Big question marks immediately appeared on Shen Jingbin and Jing Jing Zhiyuan's heads, what the hell is this!

The old man walked up to the two of them, his eyes glowing green.

"Let me introduce myself. My NPC's name is Mu Ge. He is actually the actor of NPC No. 002. You can just call me 002. No. 001 is the kid you just saw outside."

002's eyes fell on Shen Jingbin's face and paused.

"Hey, you are the player who was judged to have the highest beauty value by the system when you entered the game, right? I didn't expect that you were already ugly to the limit and could still be seen... Oh, by the way, let me explain, our boss The limits are all 99, not 100%.”

His eyes wandered around Jing Jing Zhiyuan's body again.

"I said, brothers, you are married, right? That's right. If you weren't married, Toad Su wouldn't send you here... Hehehehe, brother, let me tell you, you are very lucky, you married a beautiful woman... uh , although it’s hard to see it now, but I assure you that our system’s vision is absolutely safe and reliable!”

"Speaking of which, beauty, you are very lucky. I heard that the white tiger, the mythical beast secretly released for testing by the development team A, was caught by you by accident? Hahahahaha, I am so happy. The white tiger was originally set to be a boss that transcends the current world. However, it is still in the testing phase and the capture method has not yet been determined. I just temporarily thought of one that cannot be attacked with skills. I didn't expect you to pick it up like that. It was a bargain, one person caught it easily, if I were the leader of the development team, I would cry hahahahaha."

"Oh, by the way, handsome guy, it was you who accepted the epic mission, right? Ouch, I really sympathize with you. This epic mission was created by the confused minds of the development team B's aunts. It's long and complicated. , you have something to play with!”

Without giving Shen Jingbin and Jing Jing Zhiyuan any time to react, 002 just started talking nonsense.

Shen Jingbin:…

Peaceful and far-reaching:…

They bet that this 002 must be a talkative one!

Jing Jing Zhiyuan coughed, interrupting 002's tendency to continue talking.

"Well, can you tell me what we need to do now?"

"Ah? Oh! Okay, okay." 002 seemed to remember that he still had tasks to complete. He took out two pieces of paper and two pens from nowhere.

"Originally, I wanted to embarrass you again, but, I am a very kind-hearted person, so I will avoid it. Here are two answer sheets, one for each of you. The contents are different, so read them clearly. . Seeing that you just listened to my nonsense for such a long time, just fill it in casually and I will do the math for you."

Taking the answer sheet and pen from 002, the two of them briefly glanced at the contents of their answer sheets, and their heads were instantly filled with black lines.

"Question: Would you be willing to exchange your husband-in-law for a set of top-notch perfectly refined equipment?"

"Question: If you were asked to give up your wife, and then give you ten beauties, would you be willing?"

"Question: Your gay friend and your wife fell into the Boss's attack circle at the same time. Who do you save first?"

"Question: Your best friend says she doesn't like your husband-in-law and wants you to divorce and find you a better one. What will you do?"

Shen Jingping just wanted to put down her pen and beat someone up! What the hell are these problems!

She glanced at Jing Jing Zhiyuan beside her and found that he had already picked up his pen and was writing something in a decent manner.

Oh, brother, please tell me, how do you face these problems so seriously

Perhaps seeing that she didn't write, 002 came over and took a look at her answer sheet, "Beauty, why don't you write?"

Shen Jingbin clenched her fists, "I... can't write."

"Ah? That's it. Then I'll write it for you. You can leave me your contact information later, such as Weibo, WeChat, etc."

"...Forget it, I'll just write it myself. No need to bother, thank you."

Shen Jingbin picked up the pen with difficulty and began to answer the questions like Jing Jing Zhiyuan. 002 leaned to the side with his chin in his hands, looking at her with a smile, as if he was admiring some art.

Is this guy stupid at work? ! Why are you staring at her? Don’t you think it’s irritating to your eyes? With 002's gaze on her, Shen Jingping felt extremely stressed.

"Okay, I've filled it out."

Just when she was about to be unable to bear 002's gaze, Ning Jing Zhiyuan rescued her in time.

"Hey, so fast?" 002 was a little surprised at Ning Jing Zhiyuan's speed.

Jing Jing Zhiyuan didn't speak and directly handed him the questionnaire in his hand. 002 took the questionnaire and glanced up and down, then nodded, "Okay, okay, handsome guy, you passed."

Then he held his chin again and stared at her with a smile.

"Beauty, don't be impatient, just take your time and finish writing."

"...You don't want to check it carefully?" Shen Jingbin asked with the corner of her mouth twitching.

"What are you checking? This is all done by 001. It has no value for checking. You can answer whatever you want."

001 outside the room sneezed again.

Tsk tsk tsk, isn’t it a cold? Send these two players away later, go home from get off work and take some cold medicine.

Finally, Shen Jingbin stared at 002 with strange and passionate eyes, finally finished writing all the weird questions on the questionnaire, and returned the questionnaire and pen to 002.

This time, 002 even skipped the scanning step. He took the questionnaire and sighed at her words. , "Oh, beauty, your handwriting is very beautiful. I haven't seen anyone with such beautiful handwriting for a long time!"

"...So did I pass or not!!"

"Pass, pass! Definitely pass! Come on, show your arms, I'll give you both a stamp, so 001 will send you out in a while. Toad Su will know that you passed when he sees this stamp. If the technique is successful, I will tell you about Xuanwu."

Shen Jingping and the two obediently rolled up their sleeves, exposing their forearms. 002 took out a seal from his arms and poked them on their arms respectively. A mark like a snake biting its own tail appeared on their arms. on the arm.

(End of chapter)