This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

Chapter 128: Remarks on the launch, including women’s clothing (forced) and additional rules, please read carefully~

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Hello everyone, I am a new author who has been practicing for two and a half years, short noodles.

Genuine novels are slow to sell, please help me make short noodles!

It will be on the shelves at midnight on April 1st. It’s not an April Fool’s Day joke, it’s not an April Fool’s Day joke, it’s not an April Fool’s Day joke!

Say important things three times!

It will be released at 0:00 on April 1st, there may be a delay of a few minutes.

Okay, let’s talk about the rules for adding updates.

First, ten chapters will be updated on the same day it is released!

From now on, there will be three updates guaranteed every day!

The second is to add rewards, one update for every 10,000 rewards, and ten updates for the leader! Statistics including previous rewards and other statistics will be updated one after another!

Baiyin Meng...Chapter 100 plus update or women's clothing, choose one!

Huang Jinmeng... I really can’t afford to add it, so I’ll do the live broadcast of women’s clothing! (Quietly, there won’t be any anyway, just blow it...)

You stupid readers force me to dress up as a woman in the group every day, and you even post it in the comment area. This chapter says that the most outrageous thing is that you actually wrote a book and posted it to Qidian!

You really have enough!

Please don't rush me!

Then subscribe to get updates.

The current collection of Fifty Thousand and One is the one with the best performance among all Lao Wumian's books. According to the ratio of ten to one, there may be five thousand orders after it is put on the shelves.

But Lao Wumian is willing to go all out. Starting from 3,000 orders per order, within 24 hours of the release, every additional 100 orders will be added, and I will add an update!

If you can get 10,000 orders, I'll... I'll... add 100 more updates and also give you women's clothing! (Yes, I am just dreaming...)

Finally, there are additional updates for the monthly ticket!

Lao Wumian wants to compete for the new book monthly ticket list this time. Although there are many big names on the shelves at the beginning of the month, what is the difference between having no dreams and salted fish? What if I saw a ghost!

So throughout April, for every 200 additional monthly passes, I will add one more!

Unlimited!

If you can tire me out, just come over here!

If I can get the first place in the new book monthly ticket, I will agree to any conditions. (This is even less reliable than the Golden Alliance...)

If you want to see women's clothing, the opportunity is also given to you, come on!

In addition, for those who have read this book from other channels, Lao Wumian once again declares that this book was first published as a starting point, so all data is based on the starting point!

So if you guys can come to Qidian.com to register an account, it doesn’t cost much. Just charge one yuan and you can book it all!

Adding updates and women's clothing (compulsory), there will always be one you like.

There are also book friends who are ready to give up the original version to read the pirated version. I don’t know what reason I can use to persuade you to stay, but I sincerely hope that you can support it on the day it is put on the shelves.

A dollar or even a few cents is really not much. Even if you can't order all of it, I hope you can make an initial order.

Because after being put on the shelves, we only look at the results of subscriptions and monthly passes, and the first order data 24 hours after being put on the shelves is extremely important!

If your grades stretch your crotch, it might be... bad.

Lao Wumian doesn't want to suffer anymore, after all, everyone has seen enough.

But as a full-time author, Lao Wumian, who relies on writing books for a living, can only rely on your support to make a living.

If everyone is willing to support Lao Wu Mian, Lao Wu Mian can have a good meal.

If you can't support it, then it must be that Lao Wumian is not doing well in some way. What he writes cannot make everyone pay for it. Lao Wumian doesn't complain to anyone, and he still thanks everyone!

Okay, that’s all, otherwise it will be pretentious!

See you there at midnight on April 1st!

Love you old faceless people!