This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

Chapter 20: The Weasel God has big thick legs

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Qingyu never thought that the child he abducted in front of the dumpling shop with a bunch of three-color meatballs would actually be the famous Weasel God in the future

I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I took a closer look, and sure enough, the other person's face had two obvious cheekbone grooves, or tear troughs, which can be regarded as one of the symbols of the Itachi God.

Plus I like to eat three-color meatballs...

Except for the cold and paralyzed face, the other conditions and characteristics are consistent.

"What’s wrong with you?"

Seeing that the other person was in a trance and stunned after hearing his name, Itachi couldn't help but feel a little strange.

"Oh, it's nothing, I just think your name is a bit strange, haha, just kidding..."

Qingyu tried to fool him with an awkward smile, but his abnormality still made Itachi frown slightly, and then he suddenly said in shock: "I remember, you were the one who opposed the Yondaime in public at the Hokage inauguration ceremony, and you also That Shinomiya Aoba who threatened to be the fifth Hokage!"

Just now Itachi felt that the name sounded familiar, but at that time his attention was focused on the war orphans and he didn't think about it in this regard.

Now that I recall it carefully, I immediately remembered it!

"Uh, keep a low profile, keep a low profile! Keep your voice down, I'm afraid of getting beaten."

Qingyu tensed up at first, then immediately relaxed, covered Itachi's mouth, and looked around.

Itachi signaled that he understood, then slapped Qingyu's hand away, and looked directly at him with the eyes of a rare animal.

"Ahem, Tongyanwuji. Besides, if a person doesn't have dreams, what's the difference from a salted fish? Don't tell me you don't want to be Hokage."

"Dream... Naruto..."

Itachi's eyes became very confused for a moment. He knew that with the blood of Uchiha on his back, he could never become Hokage, and his dream was to let Uchiha and the people in the village coexist peacefully without discrimination... more is almost impossible to achieve.

When he came back to his senses, he felt a little envious of the other party in his heart.

At least a commoner dares to speak out loud about his dream and work hard in this direction.

"Here are the meatballs. The extra two skewers are a gift~"

"Thank you sister~"

"Oh, what a sweet little mouth. I don't know how many little girls I will seduce when I grow up~"

At this time, the aunt at the dumpling shop also brought the three-color meatballs, and also gave Qingyu two more skewers because of her sweet taste, which was an unexpected surprise.

It would be better if you didn't take the opportunity to pinch his cheek twice...

"Eat quickly, you're welcome!"

Qingyu rubbed his face, then skewered it with his left hand and then started stuffing it into his mouth quickly.

To be honest, the few strings just now can only keep him from starving to death, let alone filling his stomach.

Itachi, who was interrupted from his thoughts, felt a sense of urgency when he saw how sweet and ferocious Qingyu was eating. He immediately took a bunch of meatballs and started to enjoy them.

Mmm, it smells so good!

They say that if you are a young man, you will live in poverty.

The 12 skewers of meatballs were eaten completely by Qingyu and Itachi almost like a storm!

Itachi, who had never tried such a wild eating method, started to let himself go later, imitating Qingyu's behavior, shooting left and right, and even had some unfinished thoughts.

"Uh, do you want some more?"

Qingyu glanced at his wallet with some distress, and then asked pretending to be generous.

But Itachi's face was obviously not as thick-skinned as his. What he did today was already 'excessive'. If his father knew about it, punishment would definitely be inevitable.

So he had to go back quickly.

"Thank you for the hospitality, but I really have to go home. If it's convenient, can you tell me where you live? Next time I'll treat you to meatballs, um, the kind that's full of food."

After roughly calculating the pocket money he had saved over the past few years, Itachi said this with great confidence.

Qingyu's eyes immediately lit up!

It is still necessary to hug God Itachi's thick legs. At least in the next ten years, God Itachi will be terrifyingly strong. If you keep some incense, you may be able to save your own life.

As for defecting a few years later...

Aoyu felt that the village would not directly kill him just because he had a good relationship with Itachi, unless Danzo took the position of Hokage and would be so cruel.

However, necessary investigation and surveillance should be indispensable, but this effort is nothing compared to the possible gains!

In addition, his undercover status is more difficult. When Itachi joins Akatsuki in the future, he may know his undercover status.

In that case, the boat of friendship may capsize and life may be in danger.

It seems that after meeting Obito, it is necessary for him to keep it a secret. It is best not to tell anyone, so as to minimize the risk.

After taking a few seconds to sort it out, Qingyu immediately said: "Of course it's no problem. I live at No. XX in the civilian area. If you can't find it, just call my name loudly."

"Yeah, I remember. So... see you next time."

Seeing that Itachi, who was still a child, quickly disappeared into the crowd, Qingyu suddenly felt a little melancholy. This damn mission, this damn dog system, what the hell!

Just after he greeted the whole family of the dog system in Zu'an dialect, he was about to pay when he found that he was empty...

"Which bastard dares to sneak up on me? Do you know that you are walking in a narrow road! I am the fifth generation head appointed by the Fourth Hokage. If you dare to lay a finger on me, even if you hide in the ends of the earth, Minato-sama will chop it off." Your dog head! Are you scared? If you are scared, why don’t you let me down immediately!”

Suddenly, Qingyu, who was yelling loudly, was dumbfounded.

Because after turning around, he saw who was the person who lifted him up.

"M... Mikawa Jonin? Well, if I said that I was talking about cross talk just now, would you believe it? By the way, how about I treat you to the three-color meatballs here? Let me tell you, the The meatballs are so delicious! I..."

Looking at Mikawa's dark face like the bottom of a pot, Qingyu knew that he might be unlucky this time.

as expected!

Ignoring his cries, Mikawa directly picked him up and prepared to leave.

However, at this moment, the aunt of the dumpling shop, whom Qingyu had always called her beautiful sister, suddenly stood up and blocked their way.

Seeing this, Qingyu couldn't help but burst into tears!

Sure enough, there is true love in the world, and there is true affection everywhere. As long as you can save me today, from now on, my face will be risk-free, and you can pinch it as much as you want!

Even if you drown me with your great mind, I will still be happy with it!

However, in Qingyu's extremely expectant eyes, the aunt of the dumpling shop shouted with great momentum: "Three-color meatballs, 8 taels in a bunch! Please settle the bill!"