This was definitely the most painful lesson Li Cheng had ever taken in his life, bar none.
He originally sat in the last row, and with his height, he could see the backs of all the little peas. As a result, Xiao Yiheng moved him to the first row in one sentence - next to the podium! !
Next to the podium is the most famous "dedicated student seat". Only the most naughty, mischievous, and tossing students in the whole class can get the teacher's hand-picked to sit here. From now on, every move will be exposed under the teacher's nose.
Li Cheng originally wanted to just order these ten lessons to fool him, and he also downloaded a lot of martial arts novels on his mobile phone in advance. Now, he is worried that he will be confiscated by Xiao Yiheng's bastard as soon as he takes out his mobile phone.
Li Chengku was sitting beside the podium, because other students couldn't see him, he stared at Xiao Yiheng with fierce eyes.
Unfortunately, Xiao Yiheng was not moved at all.
Today is the first class. This class is a general education class. The main content is a brief introduction to the second gender. The teacher will not come, but the teaching assistant will be in charge of the whole class.
Xiao Yiheng stood on the podium, looking down at the young faces under the podium.
In order to ensure gender balance in each class, this class disrupted the students' original classes, and most people didn't know the names of the classmates sitting next to them.
"Before the official class, students, please introduce yourself first. Introduce your age, second gender, hobbies and specialties, etc., and everyone can control it within one minute." Xiao Yiheng said.
When it comes to self-introduction, most of the classmates are very shy. They have just differentiated, like a group of ignorant little animals, but now they have to tell others their gender loudly, which really makes them at a loss.
There was a small chatter in the class, and no one was embarrassed to be the first. Even Wei Huohuo, the thickest-skinned man, did not dare to appear again after being devastated by the omega Li Cheng.
"Since no one raised their hand, then follow the order on the roster." Xiao Yiheng flipped through the roster, swept his eyes over the names of the thirty students, and found the one he wanted, "—Li Cheng, you first Come."
Li Orange: ? ?
Li Cheng was sitting next to the podium, and when he turned his head, he could see the order on the list.
He lowered his voice and said, "Xiao Yiheng, are you deliberately harassing me? My name is obviously the last one!"
The roster is sorted, the top ten are alphas, then betas, and lastly omegas. Because Li Cheng was the only senior transfer student, he ranked last.
Li Cheng could see clearly, the first one was obviously that small gas tank!
Xiao Yiheng calmly picked up the pen on the table, first crossed out the name of the last Shang Licheng, then picked up the pen and added a string of words in front of No. 1 Weihuohuo—
—No. 0, Li Orange
—No. 1, Wei Huo Huo
— No. 2, Chapter…
—Number 3, Wang…
Li Cheng: "..."
Xiao Yiheng finished all this with integrity, and urged calmly: "Classmate Li Cheng, please start your self-introduction."
Li Cheng gritted his teeth and stood up from his chair, and was forced to walk up to the podium.
Two tall, long-legged young boys standing side by side, one rebellious, the other tall and indifferent, with sharp contrasts in temperament, but equally eye-catching.
I don't know which girl whispered: "These two seniors are a good match..."
Li Cheng's ears were pointed, and she glanced at the girl with a blank expression, thinking to herself, don't you understand? Don't worry about Lalang's match, but now he's dancing in front of the cooking!
Xiao Yiheng urged Li Cheng again, Li Cheng took a deep breath and finally spoke.
"I'm Li Cheng, you can call me Brother Li. The sophomore next door, omega, is 17 years old."
Twenty-nine pairs of bright eyes looked at him: "..."
Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows: "Is this gone?"
Li Cheng said impatiently: "What else should I say? If they go to the food street to eat fried chicken in the future, they can get 15% off if they report Brother Li's name?"
Xiao Yiheng turned his head to the side and lowered his voice to remind him: "What you said in front of the reporters is very good. You can use this to encourage omega's gender and career choice."
Li Cheng really had no choice but to retell the interview he gave after he won the championship. Of course, the swear words will not be repeated.
The children in the audience were really taken aback by him, especially after hearing that he had won so many gold medals as an omega, they burst out with great enthusiasm for him.
The little omegas opened their mouths wide, and their eyes were shining brightly. Li Cheng didn't expect that he just came to the attached middle school for a class casually, and he actually gained so many fans.
He was always in the limelight, but now he is a little more flirtatious.
It was not until he finished his self-introduction and returned to his seat to sit down that he realized: ... Hey, when did Xiao Yiheng watch his interview? Do you even remember what he said in the interview
…
With Li Chengzhuyu in front, the other students also let go of their courage and walked to the podium one by one to introduce themselves.
Generally speaking, the gender differentiation of everyone is around twelve years old, some earlier and some later. Li Cheng listened with pricked ears and found that the oldest student in this new class was only thirteen years old. Half, there is no differentiation at the age of fifteen like him.
Geez, it really is a bunch of little kids.
After the self-introduction, Xiao Yiheng sent the textbook and started to teach everyone.
Although the textbook is only a thin volume, it is very detailed and easy to understand. Because it is for children, the pictures inside are rich and childish. The students listened and took notes carefully.
Only Li Cheng put his hands in his pockets, his face slack.
Xiao Yiheng asked, "Classmate Li Cheng, why don't you take notes?"
Li Cheng: "Mr. Xiao, I didn't bring a pen."
Instead of being ashamed, he was proud of it, as if not bringing a pen in class was a matter of course.
Who would have thought that as soon as he finished speaking, someone suddenly poked his back.
And then... a ballpoint pen with a fluffy pink ball at the tip was passed from behind him.
"Brother Li, use my pen!" The little omega fan girl sitting behind him was very excited, her hand holding the pen trembled slightly, and even the plush ball on the pen swayed left and right.
Li Cheng: "..."
Even if his brother Li died, even if he jumped out of the window, he wouldn't use such a girlish thing!
Just when he was racking his brains to think about how to refuse so as not to hurt this little fan girl, suddenly a hand with clear joints stretched out from the side and caught the pink-colored ballpoint pen.
Xiao Yiheng turned his finger and put the pen in Li Cheng's hand lightly. The fluff on the top of the pen cap slid across Li Cheng's palm, and with a flick of his fingertips, he caught it subconsciously.
"Student Li Cheng, don't let down the kindness of the junior girl. In today's class, there are quite a lot of things to memorize."
Li Cheng: "..." He was holding the pen, as if the school bully had just robbed the fairy stick from the Barbie doll, and could scare the whole street of children into tears.
Before he choked, Xiao Yiheng turned around and returned to the podium, opened the textbook, and concentrated on teaching everyone.
Li Cheng was a step late, so he could only scolded the swear words he had reserved in his mind, and then used the strength to stab someone with a knife (although he never stabbed him), grabbed the pink furball pen, and began to write and draw in the textbook. painting.
Note that the point is not to write, but to draw.
Add beards to the beauties on the illustrations, draw stick figures that move on the corners of books, put on bikinis for scientists... Without class, Li Cheng would not know how talented he is at drawing.
He was clearly sitting on the VIP table next to the podium, but he deserted under Xiao Yiheng's eyelids in a grand manner, for fear that the other party would not notice.
But Xiao Yiheng didn't look sideways and ignored him at all.
Li Cheng couldn't make a plan, so he made another plan.
When Xiao Yiheng was writing on the blackboard, he would walk around in front of the blackboard, and Li Cheng quietly stretched out his foot when Xiao Yiheng walked in front of him... Hey, promise to trip Xiao Yiheng and make him embarrassed in front of the children!
The results of it
Not only did Xiao Yiheng not trip over, but... he also stepped on Li Cheng's shoelaces on purpose!
Li Orange: ? ? ? This reversal was too unexpected.
He tried to retract his foot, but Xiao Yiheng stomped on one shoelace, Li Cheng could only get out of the predicament unless he took off his shoes and bare feet.
In this way, while Xiao Yiheng was lecturing, he silently fought against Li Cheng for five, six, seven or eight times. Each time, it ended with Li Cheng's embarrassing defeat.
Li Cheng was so angry that the hairball pen in his hand was almost bald by him.
Xiao Yiheng indifferently turned over a page of the textbook.
"- 'After the differentiation of omega, the body develops a second time, glands appear, and pheromones are produced. During the hot flash period, the glands appear from under the skin, showing a state of redness and swelling, and there is a burning sensation when touched.'
'The boom period is a normal physiological phenomenon. Depending on the physique of each omega, the boom period will occur 2~3 times a year, and the peak period of pheromone divergence is three days. Before the boom period, the omega will feel fatigued. And accompanied by sensitive and irritable mood changes. '
'Generally, the omega's glands are present on the back of the neck. But according to medical surveys, one in every 100,000 people has omega glands in other parts of the body. '"
Li Cheng was lying on the desk and harming the textbook. Xiao Yiheng's reading voice was regarded as the background sound by him, which came out of his left ear and entered in his right ear. But when Xiao Yiheng read the last sentence, his speech suddenly slowed down, as if he was reciting a love poem.
In the dark, Li Cheng raised his head and looked at the people on the podium, as if being urged by something.
Their eyes met, and time stagnated for a second.
Li Cheng couldn't help recalling what happened that day. In the art classroom, he took off his trousers and showed Xiao Yiheng the glands on his femoral artery. At that time, Xiao Yiheng didn't say a word, he lowered his head and put a mark on it.
Teeth pierced the omega's glands, and blood stained the alpha's lips.
Until now, Li Cheng can still recall the color of the sunset that day, and the speed of his heartbeat when the pheromone blended.
The memory was cut off, and Li Cheng quickly looked away as if he had been electrocuted by something, and continued to scribble on the book as if he was nothing.
Only he knew that the fairy stick in his hand was about to be broken by him.
Xiao Yiheng stared at his golden hair, if it weren't for so many eyes watching from the audience, he really wanted to reach out and rub his hair.
Just when the atmosphere between the two was just so ambiguous, a hoarse voice in the changing voice suddenly came from the back row of the classroom.
"Mr. Xiao!!" It's a small gas tank... ah, no, it's a Wei Huo fire.
Xiao Yiheng turned his eyes away and asked lightly, "What's wrong?"
"Teacher, since it is written in the book, some omega glands grow in other places... hehe..." Wei Huohuo asked deliberately, "Will there be omegas growing on the soles of the feet, then do I still need to mark him? Eat his feet?"
He is the king of thorns in the junior high school, the bear is going to die, and the teachers can't control him. In normal subjects, he would deliberately ask some tricky questions. This time, when he met Xiao Yiheng, the "little teacher", he couldn't help but jump out and commit a bear.
Xiao Yiheng was not as angry as he expected: "Classmate Wei Huohuo, you don't have to worry about the things marked."
Wei Huo Huo:
Xiao Yiheng: "Because an alpha like you is ignorant, no omega will see you."
Li Cheng covered his ears first—the little gas tank started crying, but it was going to leak gas.
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