Early on Sunday morning, Li Cheng got up from the bed as soon as the alarm went off. His hair was thick and hard, and when he woke up, it was growing everywhere. He put a hot towel on top of his head, and ran to the closet to rummage through his clothes.
He tiptoed, for fear of waking up Little Lemon, who was sleeping in the duck's nest.
The ducklings are in the moulting period recently. The original yellow hairs have faded, and new white hairs have emerged. At first glance, it looks like a cracked duck egg, which is really unsightly. Li Cheng really couldn't tell his conscience that it was beautiful, and he didn't want to take it out to meet people, so he just kept it in the bedroom every day. Fortunately, Little Lemon is very good. There is a large balcony in their dormitory, and he strolls around on the balcony every day, eating duck food and drinking water, supplementing some fruits, greens and small shrimp, waiting for the embarrassing moulting period to pass.
Li Cheng didn't wake Little Lemon, but he did wake up his roommate.
The mid-term exam is coming next month. In order to prepare for the exam, several of his roommates decided not to go home on weekends and stay in the dormitory. At this time, Li Cheng is glad that he is a sports student, so he doesn't need to fight for his grades.
The little fat man who was sleeping opposite him stumbled and turned over on the bed, his voice still full of sleepiness: "Li Cheng... Why are you up so early again?"
Li Cheng whispered back to him: "You forgot, I'm going to take a physical health class in the junior high school."
"Oh, yes..." Chubby murmured. When he spoke, his eyelids were still glued together, as if he could fall asleep at any time. "You are always late for serious class, but you are so active in this class..."
Li Cheng touched his nose and didn't answer. He got dressed, picked up his schoolbag and prepared to go out.
His schoolbag has been used as a decoration all the year round, and the inside is empty. There is only one textbook for physical health and two pens, and there is no pencil case.
The schoolbag hung slack on his shoulders, swaying and swaying lightly. He paused as he walked out and looked at the chubby table.
"Little Fatty, hello, Little Fatty?" Li Cheng stepped back and put both hands on Little Fatty's bedside railing, "I'll take a few bags of snacks from your table and return it to you tomorrow, okay?"
The reason Xiaopang is called Xiaopang is because he can't stop his mouth. This weekend he stayed in the dormitory to review the sprint, and the table was full of snacks.
Xiao Pang is usually very protective of food, so Li Cheng specially took advantage of his sleep to talk to him in a daze.
Li Cheng took it as if he heard it.
Li Cheng tore open his schoolbag, wrapped his arms around him, and unceremoniously swept away half of the snacks on the table.
Xiaopang buys the kind of delicate and delicate snacks, and he can hide two in one slap. Pickled konjac cool, spicy dried fish, mini sausages, and what else is crispy with dried meat and seaweed, spicy bean curd lover plum... It is especially suitable for hiding in the sleeves and eating secretly during class.
As Li Cheng packed snacks in his backpack, he thought: Since a good student like Xiao Yiheng has never even played origami backgammon, he must have never eaten snacks in class!
No, today I must let him eat meat and try to commit crimes and steal snacks under the eyes of the teacher!
Thinking of this, Li Cheng, who usually has no habit of eating snacks at all, collects snacks faster in his hands.
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Li Cheng walked briskly into the classroom. Just like yesterday, Xiao Yiheng's chair was placed beside his desk, and female teacher beta was standing on the podium in the middle. Besides... Wei Huohuo's face was flushed red. , also on the podium!
Li Orange:
I saw Wei Huohuo holding a piece of paper full of words in both hands. He could not wait to stick his head into the paper, and he hesitated to read the content on the paper.
"... "Inspection"." Wei Huohuo was extremely ashamed, his face blushed and his neck was thick, "Yesterday, I shouldn't have played the game of backgammon in class..."
When he heard backgammon in class, Li Cheng was not guilty at all, and he had no sense of urgency at all, such as "the rabbit died and the fox" and "kill the chicken to warn the monkey".
Instead, Xiao Yiheng's eyebrows jumped, and he glanced at Li Cheng without a trace.
Under the attention of the whole class, Wei Huohuo stumblingly finished reading the inspection letter in his hand, his voice almost in his throat.
Before stepping down, he cast his sad eyes on Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng. He swore that he would dig out big news from these two people, and make up news if there was no news. He would never let today's grievances go in vain. !
—Many years later, when the editor-in-chief Wei, the person in charge of the No. 1 gossip magazine in the entertainment industry, was interviewed, he talked about the reason why he walked on this paparazzi road of no return, always gnashing his teeth and falling into madness.
After Wei Huo Nian finished the inspection, the female teacher nodded with satisfaction and walked back to the center of the podium.
She looked down at the young faces under the stage, and tapped on the blackboard with a pointer: "I have been a teacher for more than 20 years, and I have seen all the things you do sneakily in class! Play games! , read novels, speak, and even secretly fall in love!... You stand on the podium and see, I can see what you are doing underneath."
Xiao Yiheng sat under the stage with a calm and serious expression. As a teaching assistant sent by the third grade, he was the teacher's most important right-hand man.
Who would have thought that Li Cheng, who was sitting beside him, was restless, and actually committed the crime under the nose of the teacher, stretched out a hand and poked his thigh, and pushed the textbook in front of him.
Xiao Yiheng opened the textbook and saw a brand new checkerboard sandwiched between the textbooks.
Xiao Yiheng: "..."
Xiao Yiheng closed the book and pushed it back.
Li Cheng pushed it over, Xiao Yiheng pushed it back, Li Cheng pushed it over again, Xiao Yiheng pushed it back again... Repeating this a few times, Li Cheng stopped serving, I thought Xiao Yiheng, what a serious person are you pretending to be, I condescend to play with you Chess is for your face. Yesterday you had so much fun playing with me, but today you turn your face and don't recognize anyone, so continue to pretend to be your good student
When the official class started, the female teacher continued the style of yesterday, pacing back and forth in the back row of the classroom while lecturing according to the script, and by the way ordered a few unlucky children to get up to study.
Li Cheng spread out his textbooks, leaned forward, and took advantage of the cover of his body to sneak out a large amount of snacks from his schoolbag. Li Cheng's original intention of bringing snacks was to share with Xiao Yiheng, but now... Oh, Dad eats it himself, Xiao Thief, you can't even touch Mei He!
Xiao Yiheng saw that like a hamster storing food for winter, he hid the small snacks in his sleeves one by one, and then tore open a bag every minute and handed it to his mouth to eat hard.
While eating, he deliberately expressed his testimonials. One moment he said, "This konjac is so refreshing and elastic." The other moment he said, "This spicy strip is so spicy."
Xiao Yiheng was really shocked by his behavior. Although sometimes the students in the Rocket Class have no time to eat breakfast because they are rushing to school, they will also eat during their morning self-study, but most of them eat bread sausages that are tasteless and convenient to fill their stomachs. It's not like Li Cheng, who eats it purely to satisfy his cravings. Before opening the package, he deliberately shook it in front of his eyes.
Xiao Yiheng frowned: "It doesn't matter if you play chess, it's too disrespectful to the teacher to eat in class."
Li Cheng plausibly said, "I didn't eat melon seeds in class, so I already have the greatest respect for her!"
This stinky brother is really full of temper.
Li Cheng not only ate it by himself, but also dignifiedly grabbed a small handful and threw it on the small omega table behind him.
The little omega had a pair of ponytails, like a frightened bunny, his eyes widened slightly, looking at the snacks that landed on her table from the sky.
Li Cheng winked at her and whispered: "Take it, thank you for the fairy stick you borrowed from me last time... Cough, no, that pen."
The little omega didn't dare to answer, and nervously glanced at Xiao Yiheng sitting beside Li Cheng.
Li Cheng said in a nonchalant tone: "Eat what you eat, don't worry about him. If he dares to deduct your points, Brother Li is responsible for bringing it back."
Xiao Yiheng: "..."
He just wanted to remind Li Cheng not to spoil the first-year students, but he never thought that the little girl quickly grabbed the handful of snacks, and then passed most of the snacks to the same table by handing the rubber to the classmate next to him. . Immediately afterwards, the same table used the opportunity to change the belt and distributed some snacks to his back row.
In this way, a handful of snacks quickly spread in the class. Xiao Yiheng watched helplessly as those spicy bean curd, dried bean curd and pork jerky were passed between the first-year students. Almost in the blink of an eye, the students in the front row of the classroom were given a share.
Xiao Yiheng: "..."
He blinked at a very slow speed. This top student from childhood to adulthood really couldn't understand how they passed snacks in front of the teacher and then secretly ate them.
He has been a good student for more than ten years, and their class is always in a state of tension, not to mention deserting in get out of class, and few people even talk after class. Playing backgammon and stealing food in the classroom are things that have never happened in his life.
It was Li Cheng who showed him another kind of campus life.
Soon, Li Cheng opened another package of spicy dried fish. After the tin foil package was torn open, the strong flavor of seasoning mixed with the fishy smell of dried fish floated out of the packaging bag. Li Cheng was reluctant to let go while being sucked in by the spicy cold air.
He was like a gluttonous wild cat. He first grabbed the tail of the fish with his teeth, and then hooked the tip of his tongue, and he nimbly swallowed the dried fish into his mouth. The boy's lips were already swollen and red, with a circle of light red marks around it.
Xiao Yiheng looked at the way he was stealing food in a trance, and said in a ghostly manner: "Li Cheng, any more? Give me one."
Li Cheng lifted his eyelids: "Yo, do you want to join forces with me?"
Xiao Yiheng didn't speak, just stared at the looming tip of his tongue when he spoke. The tip of his tongue was also a little swollen, no longer the usual pale pink, and his words were a little vague.
Li Cheng didn't notice Xiao Yiheng's sight. He opened his schoolbag and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
Xiao Yiheng said, "Just this one in your hand."
"But I only brought one bag of dried dried fish... tsk." Li Cheng squeezed the half-bag of snacks in his hand, a little reluctant to give up, but he said resolutely, "Forget it, take it and eat it. "
Xiao Yiheng paused for three seconds: "You mean, let me eat this bag in your hand?"
This one was just between Li Cheng's lips and teeth. But now, Li Cheng let Xiao Yiheng continue to taste it without caring.
"Why, do you dislike my saliva?" Li Cheng snorted, "Do you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, I will eat it myself."
Saying that, he will withdraw his hand. How could Xiao Yiheng miss the opportunity to eat a bag of snacks with him, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold him.
The fingertips of the two touched, and with a bag of small dried fish, they overlapped openly.
At the same time, Teacher Beta's voice sounded from the back row of the classroom—
- "Assistant Xiao, what are you doing?"