Li Cheng's scalp was numb, staring at Xiao Yiheng's message, not knowing how to reply.
Especially the [smile] expression that Xiao Yiheng sent at the end of the message seemed to be on the verge of blackening.
Li Cheng didn't pay attention to the messages of other classmates, and immediately called her boyfriend a few words.
Lili Orange: I apologize, I shouldn't pigeon you! !
Lili Orange: Listen to my explanation, although it's called a macho game, it's really not that kind of macho game!
Xiao Yiheng seemed to be waiting by the phone all the time, and replied to the message as soon as possible.
Perseverance: Oh? Brother Li, are you awake? [Smile]
Perseverance: I'm very curious about this game, why don't you explain to me what kind of macho game it is [smile]
The end of the sentence is still the same [smile] expression... Obviously, Xiao Yiheng is still accumulating anger.
Li Cheng had never been so guilty in his life. He was cowardly like a cat that scratched the sofa at home, so the owner deducted all the dried fish. She also showed her soft belly and asked for forgiveness.
Lili Orange: That's a very boring game!
Lili Orange: It’s just boring picking up branches, boring fishing, boring building a house…
Lili Orange: Believe me, it's very boring.
Persevere: I believe in you.
Persevere: It does sound boring.
Li Cheng let out a long sigh of relief, but in less than half a second, he was blocked by the breath in his chest again, and he coughed.
Perseverance: You missed me for such a boring game.
Perseverance: It seems that I am not even a game in your heart.
Persevere: [smiles]
... Damn, the eldest brother is self-defeating, making the sister-in-law even more angry!
Li Cheng, who had just been in a relationship and had no experience in love, was so nervous that his toes were curled together. He tried his best to prove that he was not that kind of scumbag.
Lili Orange: Who said you are not as important as games
Lili Orange: After I'm with you, I have less time to play games! If you don't believe me, ask Rhubarb!
Lili Orange: Last night was a special situation!
Lilicheng: My roommates can testify, even when I fell asleep, I was talking about buying you breakfast...
Li Cheng glanced at the cold pancakes on the table, and typed this sentence with a little guilt but not so guilt.
And this really diverted Xiao Yiheng's attention.
Perseverance: Oh
Persevere: What are you going to prepare for me for breakfast
Just wait for this sentence!
Li Cheng's fingers quickly touched the screen of the mobile phone, and he didn't even have time to type - wgnzbljb!
Lili Orange: I have prepared jb for you!
Li Cheng: "..."
What the hell is this tm input method? !
[Lili Orange] Withdrew a message.
Perseverance: Don't withdraw, I see it.
Grain Orange:…
Perseverance: Since you are so sincere, I think during lunch break today, you will bring the "breakfast" you prepared for me and come to the art classroom to find me.
Li Cheng: "..."
No, wait, why is the word breakfast in double quotes? !
Li Cheng looked at the pancakes on the table in despair. His sixth sense told him that the "breakfast" that Xiao Yiheng wanted to see would definitely not be this kind of thing.
…
Huacheng No. 1 Middle School has an hour and a half lunch break. When the bell rang for the last class in the morning, the students in Class 1 (1) of Senior 3 didn't even have time to say "Goodbye, teacher", and rushed out of the class door and swarmed towards the cafeteria.
No way, Xueba is also a human, Xueba also has to scramble with other hungry wolves for the cafeteria. If they can't get to the cafeteria within three minutes of the end of the get out of class bell, they will be waiting for them in endlessly long queues. The three minutes before the lunch break every day is definitely the time when this group of academic tyrants exercise the most in a day. Even the physical education teacher joked that the physical examination should be changed to the noon test, which will definitely set a record.
Xiao Yiheng walked out of the teaching building with the flow of people, and changed directions in the middle, without attracting anyone's attention.
There was no one in the secondary teaching building during the lunch break, and the music classroom and chemistry laboratory were empty.
Xiao Yiheng walked up the stairs to the top floor, and the sound of steady footsteps echoed in the stairwell. Hearing the familiar footsteps, Li Cheng, who was waiting outside the art classroom, immediately jumped up from the ground.
He came out in such a hurry that half of his shirt was tucked into the waistband of his trousers and half was exposed. Seeing Xiao Yiheng coming, he showed his little tiger teeth, half-behaved and half-pleasant: "Are you here?"
Xiao Yiheng glanced at the takeaway boxes he was holding in his hand. The aroma of fried chicken wafted out of the boxes. It seemed that the little bastard was tossing his little brothers again.
Xiao Yiheng didn't speak, with a straight face, he silently opened the door of the art classroom with the key.
The windows are closed, but the bright sunlight is generously pierced through the glass windows and projected into the classroom, illuminating this private world.
Li Cheng shyly frowned and slipped into the art classroom like a small tail behind Xiao Yiheng.
Hey, what a good school tyrant, he has actually become a strict wife control.
The door was closed and locked, and in the next second, Xiao Yiheng grabbed Li Cheng's wrist forcibly and pressed him against the door.
Li Cheng's fingers loosened, and the fried chicken box fell to the ground. Before he could say a word, the rich cedar scent instantly enveloped him.
What followed was a kiss full of anger, pressed against his lips irresistibly.
The four lips were intertwined, the lips and tongues were entangled, and the water was lustfully turned.
Li Cheng's legs were softened by the kiss, and his body fell uncontrollably. Xiao Yiheng held his waist strongly, put his big hands into the hem of his untucked school uniform, rubbed his thin waist, brushed his mermaid line, and finally stopped at the lovely depression in the middle of his lower abdomen. Scratching with fingernails again and again.
Li Cheng was both comfortable and guilty. The glands hidden in the femoral artery were hooked by the alpha pheromone, and it also gave off a fresh orange fragrance.
In addition, there is a hidden place that is also hot...
At this point, Li Cheng deeply regretted why his lung capacity was so strong - Gan, his mouth hurts when he kissed him, why can't he stop just like the cute little O in the brain-dead TV series, because of lack of oxygen
I don't know how long this kiss lasted, until Li Cheng's eyes flashed gold stars before it stopped.
His mouth and tongue were gnawed and swollen. Of course, he didn't give Xiao Yiheng good fruit to eat. Xiao Yiheng's lower lip was intentionally bitten by his tiger teeth.
Every time the two kissed like a war, they saw blood again and again, but fell again and again.
"What... how, are you not angry?" Li Cheng felt that he had "paid off his debt" and regained his stubbornness. He pulled Alpha's big hand out from under his clothes and warned him seriously, "Enough is enough, do you understand? "
That tone, that attitude, and that little appearance made it look like a flamboyant cat—"Although I scratched your sofa, bit your charging cable, stepped on your keyboard, and knocked down the water glass on your desk, I also deliberately didn't bury it while you were eating, but I've already let you suck it once, and we've cleared it up, don't go too far!"
Xiao Yiheng was not so easy to pass up.
His eyes deliberately aimed between Li Cheng's legs, but unfortunately the loose school uniform trousers blocked the scenery there.
"Where is the love breakfast you said?"
Li Cheng folded his legs and said embarrassedly, "It's not where you're looking anyway."
"How do you know where I'm looking?"
"… "
Li Cheng hurriedly picked up the box of fried chicken that had fallen on the ground. Fortunately, there was a plastic bag on the outside of the box, and the fried chicken was packed tightly, so even if it fell on the ground, it didn't affect the food inside.
He put the box of fried chicken in front of Xiao Yiheng and said, "Eat chicken, eat chicken."
He grabbed a table and took the fried chicken and drinks out of the bag and opened it. Because of the fall just now, the fried chicken was messed up in the box, and the ketchup rolled all over the place, but fortunately it didn't affect the taste of the fried chicken.
Xiao Yiheng was hungry all morning, but he didn't get angry anymore. He dragged a chair to sit next to Li Cheng, and the two big boys shared fried chicken together.
Li Cheng's mouth was full of oil, and while eating, he said, "I also contributed to this fried chicken!"
Xiao Yiheng raised his eyebrows: "What did you do? Did you help to fry or marinate?"
"Hey," Li Cheng said proudly, "after I got the fried chicken, I squeezed a heart of ketchup on it!"
"..." Okay, the so-called peach heart has long been eaten in the stomach.
The two seventeen- or eighteen-year-old boys were at their peak, and a box full of fried chicken soon turned into a pile of bones. Li Cheng patted his stomach, burped, pouted his oily mouth and leaned over to kiss, but was pushed away by Xiao Yiheng, a clean freak.
Xiao Yiheng went to throw out the garbage, and Li Cheng, like an uncle, inspected the art classroom with his hands behind his back.
He hadn't come for a while, and there was another painting in the art classroom, but this painting was not a portrait painting, but a landscape painting.
The strange thing is that Li Cheng rummaged through the entire classroom, but did not see the picture Xiao Yiheng painted for him.
"Where's my painting?" Li Cheng immediately asked this question after Xiao Yiheng came back.
"Your painting? Why can't I remember which painting has your name on it?" Xiao Yiheng replied calmly.
"Don't pretend to be stupid!" Li Cheng kicked him. "Just that one... just that one..." He said with a blushing face, "... just that one of my paintings without clothes on."
A barely visible smile flashed across Xiao Yiheng's lips: "That painting is still flawed, I put it away."
"Is there a defect?" Li Cheng recalled how he felt when he saw the painting. He only remembered that the picture was beautiful and beautiful. He was sucked in by the sea, and he couldn't notice anything else at all. "I think that painting is already perfect."
"It's not enough." Xiao Yiheng said.
He once thought that the painting was perfect enough. At that time, he hadn't expressed his feelings with Li Cheng yet, and what he painted was Li Cheng in his imagination - but when they officially dated, he was surprised to find that the boy he depicted was far less than one ten thousandth of Li Cheng himself. Smart and beautiful.
Li Cheng couldn't understand what he was thinking, and thought he meant "not perfect" because of technique, and he could only sigh that the artist was too harsh on his own work.
"Okay, don't change the subject." Xiao Yiheng leaned against the easel and interrogated him, "Let's talk about you putting my pigeons away in the morning."
Li Cheng: "...Isn't it all finished!"
Xiao Yiheng: "Who's done talking? Only now is the official interrogation session."
So Li Cheng was forced to narrate his crime from beginning to end. He also took out the game console and showed the game to Xiao Yiheng to prove that it was really an ordinary and boring little game - no macho, really no macho.
Xiao Yiheng's expression didn't change, and he didn't know if he accepted his words.
"I'm sorry..." Li Cheng folded his hands and said sincerely, "Today is really my mistake! Well, tomorrow, tomorrow morning, I will definitely not be late!! This time I will buy whatever you want to eat. The bell for self-study at seven o'clock appeared at the door of your class!"
…
In order to save his precarious reputation in the heart of his boyfriend, Li Cheng vowed that he will never play the game "Handsome Men Picking Branches" tonight!
As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he returned the game console to Xiaopang. He also washed up and went to bed early, lay down, and then set an alarm every five minutes from 5:55 to 6:30, vowing to get up on time. !
"If I don't get up on time, you must definitely wake me up!" Li Cheng urged his roommates, "You can lift my quilt, splash water, shake the bed, but don't be soft-hearted. , definitely call me up!"
The three roommates nodded hurriedly and patted their chests in response to this request.
Fatty is a curious person and asked him what he wanted to do in the morning.
Li Cheng thought about it and felt that there was nothing to hide from his roommate, so he said generously, "Bring breakfast to my partner!"
Roommate: ! ! !
Everyone felt shocked and reasonable, this is Brother Li - Brother Li has a righteous character, sharp and beautiful facial features, and there is a sister-in-law beside Brother Li, isn't that what it should be
It's just that Li Cheng has been single for two years, and he didn't show any signs of falling in love before. Now he suddenly said that he has a partner, which really made the roommates too curious.
Fatty asked gossip: "Who, who, is that the previous debate?"
"...I've said it eight hundred times, and I have nothing to do with that one debate!" Li Cheng said angrily, "I don't like delicate girls."
"So it's a man?" Xiaopang was even more excited, and reported the boys who often appeared around Li Cheng one by one, and even his younger brother Huang Yelun was pulled.
"Don't guess, my brother Li is worthy of those rouge vulgar fans?" Li Cheng decided to keep the last trace of mystery, and when the truth is revealed, she will definitely make all the students in the school drop their jaws!
Xiaopang is unrelenting: "Brother Li, just reveal some~"
In fact, Li Cheng couldn't hold back his desire to show affection for a long time. He pretended to think for a while, and finally decided to reveal a little clue: "I can't say his name. But I can tell you that he is an alpha, and he is an alpha. A particularly good alpha."
The eyes of the three roommates were bright, and they began to think about which alpha in the school could deserve such an evaluation.
"He's handsome, has good grades, and has long legs and a cocked butt. And—" Li Cheng raised his eyebrows and deliberately showed off, "He was fascinated by me, and he was very enthusiastic every time we met! I said I don't. I like clingy alphas, but he's always pestering me like this, that, that... Hey, forget it, for the sake of his strong 'in that respect', I'll accept him."
Roommates: ! ! !
Everyone blushed, thinking that Brother Li is worthy of being Brother Li, they have never even held Alpha's hand, Brother Li is the first to inspect the goods...
... In fact, where did Brother Li inspect the goods? He just peeked a few times through the swimming trunks in the water park.
…
Because he was thinking about the delivery of breakfast, Li Cheng didn't sleep soundly this night. He was in a daze, one dream after another.
Just when he was half asleep and half awake, he heard a scream, he woke up instantly, and sat up from the bed.
"It's six o'clock?!" He rubbed his eyes, "Why didn't I hear the alarm ring?!"
He took out his phone from under the pillow and squinted to see that the time was fixed at 4:15 in the morning, and it was still two hours before he got up.
what happened
"Li Cheng, Li Cheng, don't sleep, something big has happened!" Chubby's cry came from the darkness.
The other two roommates were also awakened by his voice, and they hurriedly turned on the headlights and looked at the fat man on the balcony.
Xiaopang was wearing a loose set of thin pajamas, and squatted there, beside Duck Duck's nest.
There was a large pool of vomit under his feet, and Little Lemon fell limply into the vomit, still retching.
"I got up to go to the toilet and heard Little Lemon keep barking. I walked over to see it and found that it had vomited up a lot..."
Before Xiao Chuan could finish speaking, Li Cheng had already jumped off the bed and rushed to the balcony to pick up Duck Duck. Duck Duck was cold all over, his entire abdomen was twitching non-stop, and every time he twitched, he spit out more.
"Little Lemon, hold on!" Li Cheng looked anxious, "Dad will take you to the hospital!!"
…
Li Cheng lost his head in a hurry, put on a casual dress, and rushed out of the school over the wall. He forgot to change his slippers, and went straight to the nearest veterinary hospital. Little Lemon was dying in his arms, no longer as excited as usual.
But the pet hospital is not an ordinary hospital, and there is no 24-hour emergency. It was not easy to take a taxi at four in the morning. Li Cheng could only use a shared bicycle and follow the navigation around the city.
Fortunately, the hard work paid off. After he insisted on knocking on the doors of four hospitals, he finally found a pet hospital with emergency department!
Unexpectedly, the sister at the front desk frowned in embarrassment when she heard that it was a duck. , and I am not sure about it.”
Li Cheng said, "Where are you going to see?"
"Better to go to the livestock station."
But where can there be a livestock station in the city
Li Cheng was worried that Ya Ya wouldn't be able to hold on, so after saying good things, he finally let the doctor agree to see Xiao Lemon.
Li Cheng took out the little duck and gently placed it on the table. Duck and duck shrunk there sluggishly. Li Cheng, the father, was so distressed that he watched the doctor gently touch Little Lemon's neck and stomach, and then opened its wings and duck feet to check.
Little Lemon behaved very cooperatively, spreading its wings when it spread its wings, and lifting its feet when it lifted its feet. During this period, it vomited again, a pile of yellow-yellow-white vomit mixed together and smelled foul.
The doctor thought about it and asked the nurse to collect the vomit and send it for testing, while he himself took the x-ray with the little lemon in his arms.
Because it was a long time, Li Cheng was outside the x-ray room after waiting, pacing anxiously.
He searched the Internet for the cause of duck vomiting, and compared it, the more he looked, the more frightened he became. Some say bird flu, some say duck plague, some say pericarditis...
When the doctor walked out of the consultation room with Duck Duck in his arms, Li Cheng looked at the doctor's solemn expression and was already prepared for the worst.
"Student, we have finished examining your duck. Look, this is an X-ray—" the doctor pointed to a large shadow on the duck's stomach on the X-ray, "—look here."
Li Cheng looked at the shadow and asked in a dry voice, "...Is this stomach cancer?"
Little Lemon is only three months old, is he going to leave him? Although he didn't hatch it with his own hands, in the past three months, they have left so many wonderful memories between them...
"..." The doctor choked. "Uh, no. It's something it can't digest after eating."
Li Cheng: "...?"
The doctor's fingers followed the shadow on its stomach and pointed to a passage leading to its buttocks: "Or to put it another way, if this backlog of food leaves its intestines, it's shit."
Li Cheng: "... ??"
The doctor turned the sluggish duckling in his hands: "Didn't you find that it is much heavier than a duck of the same age? I just had its vomit tested, and found that it was all food scraps - it was over-nutritioned, Insufficient exercise leads to food accumulation. Moreover, the excretory organs of ducks are relatively small, and the digestive capacity of the stomach is insufficient, so it cannot be excreted, and it can only reflux from the stomach.”
Li Cheng: "...???"
The doctor put Little Lemon back into Li Cheng's arms: "Don't worry, it's fine, it's just constipated after eating too much, spit it up, and it's comfortable after spitting it clean."
The doctor patted him on the shoulder and said kindly: "By the way, please go to the front desk to pay the emergency fee and x-ray fee."
Li Cheng: "..."
He touched his wallet and pulled the corner of his mouth with difficulty: "Then what... I have a student ID, can I get a discount for seeing a doctor?"
…
After tossing for several hours, when Li Cheng came out of the veterinary hospital, his entire brain felt dazed.
The ups and downs of this tm are too exciting...
He climbed out of the school at four in the morning, so anxious that he forgot to change his slippers, and spent hundreds of dollars to see a duck to see a doctor, only to see it full of shit? ?
Li Cheng was angry and fortunate at the same time. Holding the recovered little lemon, he sat down beside the flower bed with all his strength, and finally let down his heart that had been hanging high for several hours.
The sun is high in the sky, the streets and alleys are crowded with people, and the roads on the morning rush hour are crowded into a mush. A tricycle converted into a hand-grabbing cake stand passed by Li Cheng, and there were bursts of tantalizing smells from the car.
Snacks... Breakfast... Snacks... Breakfast...
Li Cheng: "...!!!"
He suddenly flipped out his phone, only to see that the time on the phone had already pointed to eight o'clock sharp.
On the screen, lay a message from an hour ago.
Perseverance: Huh
Only one word, only one question mark.
But this was enough for Li Chengnao to make up for Xiao Yiheng's tone and demeanor.
So what should he do
He clearly promised to deliver breakfast on time, but he has released Xiao Yiheng's pigeons for two consecutive days...
- No, not right!
Li Cheng thought dizzily, what he put in today was not pigeons, but ducks...
Little Lemon: Gah!
The author has something to say:
Well…
Everyone should have noticed that there are some differences between the plot and the copywriting of this breakfast delivery.
Because the copywriting is just a superficial brain hole at the beginning. In fact, in the initial outline, before the first boom period of Orange Orange, Xiao Yiheng proposed that "if you give me breakfast, I will help you get through the boom period", but it felt awkward and inappropriate to write there. This stalk is over.
While I was writing and adjusting the outline, the stalk changed to a certain extent... What is finally presented to everyone is what it looks like now! !