Li Cheng originally thought that the life of a long-distance relationship must be difficult. He and Xiao Yiheng would definitely be like the Cowherd and Weaver Girl in myths and legends, spending every day thinking about each other.
As a result... Li Cheng was so tired that he didn't have the strength to turn his brain!
When Li Cheng was in Huacheng No. 1 Middle School, his training volume was the largest among all his teammates, but when he arrived at the training center, he realized that his previous training volume was purely a joke.
The coaches of the national team are a bunch of devils, and they have to swim 5 kilometers just to warm up in the morning!
If it is a 50-meter long pool, it will take 50 round-trips; if it is a 25-meter short pool, it will be equivalent to 100 rounds of swimming!
When the coach announced the number for the first time, the entire swimming team was in an uproar. Li Cheng breathed a sigh of relief: fortunately, he wasn't so "uninformed" by himself.
The surname of the coach assigned to be in charge of the men's team this time is a female alpha. She has a Chinese character face, short hair, deep nasolabial lines, and her eyebrows are always wrinkled together. Li Cheng had seen her on the news and knew that she often led the second national team to the north and south, and was a very capable coach.
Coach Yu said, "Is five kilometers long? If you can't even keep up with the warm-up, I advise you to go back to your school with your luggage now!"
Everyone shut up immediately. They are all proud of the sky. Everyone standing here has at least one provincial gold medal. They come to the training center with the envy of their classmates and the expectation of their families. If they can't keep up with the training, they will be returned to their original places. That would definitely be a great shame in their lives!
Don't dare to talk nonsense any more, because the coach's request is divided into two batches, the long-distance warm-up in the long pool, and the short-distance warm-up in the short pool.
Before entering the water, Li Cheng heard two players chatting, the two should be fellow villagers, and they deliberately talked in dialect. Because Li Cheng went to many places with his parents' dock when he was a child, he could understand some dialects.
Only one person said, "Coach Yu is too scary. I have to swim a hundred times just to warm up. I'm worried that I won't be able to swim down!"
Another comforted him: "Today is the first day of training. There must be many people like us. Don't mess with your rhythm and swim slowly."
"Swimming slowly? What a shame!"
"No shame," the man snickered, "you forgot, there's another one in the team who is 'bottom' for us."
The first person also laughed: "You're right! Speaking of which, isn't the competition in Hua Province so good that one omega has won three championships?"
Li Cheng: "..."
He understood, and dared to see these two idiots waiting to see his jokes.
Li Cheng has the temperament to swallow his voice. He walked over directly and inserted into the conversation between the two with a smile.
"Hey, what are you talking about, brother?" Li Cheng looked familiar, "Listen to your accent, are you from X city?"
The expressions of the two people immediately became alert and embarrassed: "...Do you understand X City dialect?"
"I don't understand." Li Cheng lied.
The two were visibly relieved.
Li Cheng added: "But I used to have a classmate who was from X city. He taught me a few words to say hello in X city dialect."
Before the two could react, Li Cheng spoke directly in the X city dialect: "I**you%% tmd@ @@我￥#￥!"
This sentence is a very, very dirty word in the dialect of X City. It not only greets the other's eighteenth generation ancestors, but even splits the ancestors' coffins for burning wood.
The faces of the two of them instantly turned into a pig's liver color.
"you!"
"Me? What's wrong with me?" Li Cheng asked with a puzzled face, "I'm saying 'Hello,' ah, is my pronunciation not standard, then I'll change it again - I%%you##日你@@ @!"
Don't look at Li Cheng's lack of brains when he learns English, but he is very fast when he learns swear words in dialects, and his pronunciation is even more standard. But he still had an innocent smile on his face, his eyes were burning, and he was very magnanimous.
The two X City players were scolded by him, and they wanted to talk back, but they felt guilty. If Li Cheng didn't know the meaning of the swear words, those who didn't know were innocent; if Li Cheng knew the meaning of the swear words, it meant that he could understand them. Dialect, then he heard all their discussions just now!
The two of them could only endure the anger and ducked in dismay.
After they left, Zhou Jian came over and asked him what happened with concern.
Li Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, "It's nothing, just say hello to them."
Zhou Jian saw that Li Cheng didn't tell the truth, but he still expressed his concern: "If you need help with something, just speak up."
Li Cheng thought for a while: "Speaking of which, there is really something I want to ask for your help."
Zhou Jian immediately asked, "What's the matter?"
Li Cheng: "Can you help me swim five kilometers?"
Zhou Jian: "…"
Li Cheng: "Looking at your expression, it should be impossible."
Zhou Jian coughed and left in embarrassment.
…
After the five-kilometer warm-up, dozens of young men slumped on the shore, all of them breathing a lot and getting less gas.
During these 100 back and forth, Li Cheng fought the anger in his heart and tried to swim and swim, unwilling to let others look down on him because he was an omega.
In the end, Li Cheng became the fourth person in the men's freestyle group to complete the five-kilometer warm-up. The top three were all long-distance athletes, and their endurance was much stronger than that of Li Cheng; Man, he was picked up by the coach before he finished swimming.
Li Cheng was lying on the ground gasping for breath, thinking to himself: those... huh... those idiots... still want to swim faster than Lao Tzu? ... huh... tmd shit!
These five kilometers are just an appetizer given to them by the coach, and the next part is the main event.
Coach Yu asked them to develop the ability to "calculate time mentally". Before each dive, coach Yu will stipulate the time they will spend this time. After the swimmers have finished swimming, they will compare the two times, and the error should not exceed 0.5 seconds!
If the error is more than half a second, it is necessary to add one kilometer to the training.
This request drove everyone crazy. For a whole day, Li Cheng's body was dripping with sweat, the sweat mixed in the pool, and his limbs sank like lead.
After a day of training, the players walked into the cafeteria with each other's arms. Because his physical strength was squeezed out, Li Cheng was starving to death. He recklessly filled his mouth with food, and he couldn't remember the taste of what he ate in his mouth.
His tired brain went blank, and when he returned to the dormitory, he almost couldn't even climb on the second bunk.
He fell headlong on the bed, groggy, half-asleep.
Vaguely, he remembered that there was still something unfinished.
... oh... yes... he promised his boyfriend to call him tonight...
Li Cheng opened his eyes, took out his spare phone from under the pillow, and opened the chat software in a daze.
... what is his boyfriend's name...
… Xiao Yiheng, Xiao Yizhi, Xiao Yiguang, Xiao Yilu…
As soon as Li Cheng counted the word "卺", his brain went dark and he fell asleep.
…
Liu Ke, the monitor of the third grade (1) class, recently discovered that Xiao Yiheng, his deskmate, has been very wrong recently.
Xiao Yiheng ranks first in the grade all year round, and his grades are always far behind the second place by more than ten points. Such a "learner" is deeply loved by teachers, and he is often called to answer in class. question.
But recently, the teacher asked Xiao Yiheng ten times, and Xiao Yiheng would answer eight times: "Sorry, I didn't listen to the lecture just now. Teacher, please repeat the question again."
teacher:"… "
That is, a scholar like Xiao Yiheng can speak the words "I didn't listen" in front of the teacher.
However, even if Xiao Yiheng didn't listen to lectures in class, his grades were still firmly in first place.
On the school forum, there was a lemon essence wearing a vest with a yin and yang ambiguity: "The god of learning is amazing. Since the teacher can talk about everything, why does he come to the school?"
Immediately, a fan of Xiao Yiheng jumped out and said, "Even though God Xiao has learned all the knowledge in the textbook, he still insists on coming to the school and lights up the whole school with his beauty... I'm so touched, we should applaud his behavior!"
As for the truth of the matter, only Liu Ke knows.
When Xiao Yiheng was in class, his mind was really not on listening - he took out his mobile phone every five minutes to take a look, wanting to see if the person he cared about had replied to him.
Liu Ke can guess with his toes that the person who makes Xiao Yiheng so concerned must be Li Cheng.
Xiao Yiheng took out his mobile phone from his schoolbag and glanced at it under the cover of his desk.
There are only a few words that were misplaced in time in the chat log.
[Sunday 21:30]
Lili Orange: Damn, I'm really exhausted today!
Lili Orange: Today I swim #￥￥YU%^ (garbled code)
Persevere:…
Perseverance: Li Cheng
Persevere: Orange, are you asleep
[Sunday 21:45]
Persevere: orange orange, good night.
Persistence: Take a good rest.
[Monday 04:45]
Lili Orange: Ah, ah, sorry!
Lili Orange: I fell asleep halfway through typing again last night!
Grain Orange: _(:з"∠)_
Lili Orange: I'm going to wash up for morning training now!
[Monday 06:00]
Persevere: Good morning.
Perseverance: Come on, I have to get up and go to school.
The same conversation happens almost every day.
In the past two weeks, Li Cheng was so tired from training that he often passed out on the bed as soon as he returned to the dormitory. Occasionally, he forced himself to send a few messages, and he didn't write for more than three minutes. And his morning training time is 5:30 in the morning, and he has to wash and eat breakfast at 4:45.
The two obviously live in the same country, but because of their different schedules, they can hardly communicate effectively.
Xiao Yiheng felt distressed and worried about him.
After all, the two of them are now thousands of kilometers apart, and Li Cheng's hard work, grievance, and anger could not be shared with him immediately. Apart from knowing that Li Cheng has been training hard recently, Xiao Yiheng doesn't know anything about other things.
The most important thing is that Li Cheng also hides a coveted alpha suitor.
Fortunately... Li Cheng is stupid, until now he didn't know that the alpha named Zhou Jian was pursuing him.
With Li Cheng's straight-forward character, he could never understand hints all his life. Only when he hit a straight ball like Xiao Yiheng did at the beginning, could he understand the meaning of love.
… I miss the sweet orange scent on him.
Xiao Yiheng moved the pen in his hand, unconsciously sketching Li Cheng's profile in the blank of the textbook. His painting skills are superb, and with only a few strokes, the dazzling omega appears on the paper.
"Hey Lao Xiao, what are you drawing?" Liu Ke, who was at the same table, stretched out his head, wanting to see what he had drawn.
Xiao Yiheng didn't want others to know that he could draw, so he quickly turned the page over and covered the graffiti just now.
Just then, the radio in the class suddenly rang! The unexpected sound of the broadcast not only interrupted Liu Ke's curiosity, but also interrupted the teacher's lecture on the podium.
The headmaster's voice came from the loudspeaker—
— "Teachers and students, please note that you have received a notice from the Fire Department that on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, the campus will carry out a comprehensive repair and replacement of fire protection settings, involving the teaching buildings of the first, second, and third grades and the comprehensive experimental building. Therefore, the whole school will have a day off this Friday. I remind all students that the final exam is coming, don't relax even if you are on vacation... "
The headmaster's last words were drowned out by the screams and shouts of all the students.
Have a holiday! A sudden vacation! ! Even if there is only one day, but even on Saturday and Sunday, this is a full three-day holiday! Even a high school class like the third grade (1) class can't stop the restless hearts.
"Suddenly there are three more days off," the girl sitting in the front row said excitedly, "Is this enough to go to Linshi for a lap?"
"Hey, hey, remind me." Liu Ke took out the style of the monitor and knocked on the desk to remind him, "For senior year students, there is no so-called vacation!"
"Come on, I can't even think about it? It's not illegal to think about it."
"That's true. Thinking about it, it's definitely not breaking the law." Liu Ke touched his chin, "It's not as big as a dream - going to Linshi during the three-day holiday is too much of a loss, how about going to Linxing?"
The girl laughed loudly: "Going to Linxing in three days, you can figure it out."
"What's the matter, now that the traffic is so developed, how long does it take me to fly over and fly over again?"
The two of you quarreled with each other, as if you could really leave behind the unfinished papers and start a temporary trip that just went away.
In the end, the girl pulled Xiao Yiheng into the battle.
"Xiao Shen, tell me, do you think it's better to go to Linshi or Linxing for the three-day holiday?"
Liu Ke pouted: "It's no use asking Lao Xiao, he must say it's better to do the papers at home..."
"—Three days, it's best to go to the capital." Xiao Yiheng looked down at the graffiti he drew on the page, and said in a low voice, "No, it only takes one day on Friday. As Liu Ke said, go by plane, plane back."
"???" Liu Ke was shocked, "You're not talking about traveling, you're talking about going on an adventure."
Xiao Yiheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
Yes, it is indeed an adventure.
Every Friday night, his parents had social events, often arriving home late at night.
Hwaseong No. 1 Middle School had a temporary holiday on Friday. At 6:30 in the morning, he would pretend to be business as usual, pick up his schoolbag and set off from home. The flight from Hwaseong to the capital only takes four hours and is expected to arrive at noon.
He took the plane back at 7pm, landed at 11pm, and was able to get home before midnight.
As for the camera issue, he could try to tamper with the camera record with the previous video. Anyway, he would go back to the house to do his homework every day after he got home. The resolution of the camera was not high enough to hide the truth.
Thinking of this, Xiao Yiheng immediately opened the mobile phone software and prepared to book a flight ticket.
When he saw the date on Friday, he was suddenly stunned—because that day happened to be his eighteenth birthday.
His coming of age is about to be spent in a thrilling adventure.
The author has something to say:
I was so dear to my mother that I couldn't bear to keep them apart for too long, so I slammed on the accelerator and swooned for the past two weeks!