"Come on, come on, come on, everyone sit down, listen to me!"
Under Skystar City, several scattered armies sat around the city and started their own tea party. Felita realized the sound amplification effect through wind magic, and even the inside of Skystar City could hear clearly. This scene looks like two gentlemen in long robes and mandarin jackets stand on the stage and start talking about cross talk.
"Oh? It's the middle of the night. I don't know what you want to tell us today?"
"Hey, I don't have any dry food in my stomach, so I don't dare to come out and make fun of it, don't I?"
"Then I have to listen to it. What is it that is so novel, can you tell me?"
"Hey, you can laugh out loud when you say this. The city lord of Star City wrote letters to the city lord of Yuxi City and the city lord of Qianyuan City a while ago. Do you know about this?"
"Hey, what else is there? Why does he write letters when he has nothing to do? Everyone is busy fighting the war, so he still has time to write letters?"
"Then I don't know either. But after we won this crucial battle, the city lord specially ordered to print five hundred copies of this letter and pass it on to everyone. How powerful were the people in Skystar City before?" Every now and then, he brought soldiers to hang around our city, as if he was going to attack us at any time. So as soon as the five hundred copies were printed, they were all snatched up, and they were all waiting to see the jokes of the Skystar City lord."
"Then you..."
"I—of course I didn't rush."
"I didn't rush you to say something! Doesn't this delay the feelings of the big guy!"
"Don't worry. I didn't grab it, but a buddy of mine did. Now, just keep it in my arms!"
"Then read it to you, read it to you."
"Read it as you say."
"ah?"
"Why don't we get some applause!"
The soldiers applauded with expectant eyes, and some soldiers who watched the scene slowly gathered in Tianxing City.
The soldier who claimed to have dry goods took out a letter from his arms and began to read aloud with emotion:
"Fangyuan, you have been disliked by my father since you were a child, and now you dare to rise up against me. Do you really think you have the ability? Let me tell you, I let you own the five cities before. You are really too big!" If you are poor, I will give you a little gift!"
After he finished reading, the fancier next to him started applauding and said:
"It's too awesome to give away half of the family property at once. Why can't I meet such a generous person?"
The person in charge of teasing naturally waved his hand:
"Hey! Brother, this statement is wrong. Most of the people in this world are still smart people. When you meet a fool, it is a small probability event. You can't expect this person to make a fortune."
"That's what you said, and what else did he say?"
"Let me see-"
The soldier continued to read:
"To tell you the truth, it's still too late to surrender. I've already told my sister, who you have been afraid of for so many years, Fang Shisan. She has made it clear that there will be countermeasures. When I catch you, I will take you with my own hands. Cut off your fat body and feed it to the dogs! Let me just let you be happy for two more days, my young master doesn't care about anything with you."
The person in charge of cheering sighed again:
"To be honest, brother, I remember fighting with others when I was a child. Every time I couldn't fight, I would tell the other party, 'If you have the ability, don't run away. I will go back and tell my dad'. But I never thought that someone would be so big. I was bullied, but I just went to my sister crying and crying. This is too... hehehe... "
The two looked at each other and let out a wretched laugh.
The person in charge of teasing took the letter, smiled and said:
"Be considerate~ There are so many useless people in this world, and he's not bad. Come on! I'll read two more paragraphs to you..."
As for these two, they are not ordinary people, they were the two who sang opera with He Yue in the sea of clouds. This theater troupe comes from a different background, and they can understand as soon as they are taught, and they can understand everything. I watched this vivid performance on the city wall with great relish. What kind of feeling is this? To use an analogy, it's like finding a book full of quotations from Secondary 2 under someone's bed, and then read it to everyone in front of him. The feeling of uncovering the black history is really amazing. People are happy, just like tearing off the scars with their own hands.
With the commotion outside the city like this, Fang Lita naturally couldn't remain indifferent. He quickly boarded the city wall under the protection of the guards and shouted:
"Stop reading it!"
The brother who shoulders the funny role has just concluded a sentence:
"It can be seen that this person is self-willed and incompetent. He is a typical idiot..."
Before he finished summing up, he heard Fang Lita shout loudly. This brother's psychological quality is also completely passed. After being scolded by Fang Lita, he still raised his head calmly and asked:
"Who are you?"
Fang Lita gritted his teeth and signed up, and the brother in charge laughed and said:
"Oh oh oh, Mr. Fang Lita, I have admired you for a long time. Didn't I mention you just now! It is said that you are quick-witted, have both ability and political integrity, and you are a city lord who can't be met... What? Are you begging us to leave you something? Save face. Alright, alright, let’s read the letter I got from Qianyuan City today, let’s not talk about it, let’s not talk about it!”
Saying that, the two left from under the Skystar City, but they didn't take two steps, they came back again, coughed twice, and continued:
"Okay! As I said last time, Lord Fang Lita, the city lord of Star City, was really hot-tempered. Although he was useless, he spoke and behaved very sharply. Before the situation became clear, he sent it to Fang Yuan, the city lord of Abyss City." A letter, boasting how powerful you are. But the result? Everyone has seen it. Today, here I am, there is another letter from Mr. Fang Lita to Li De, the owner of Yuxi City. Do you want to hear it? ah?"
"Want to hear it!!"
"So where's the applause?"
"it's here!!"
After another round of applause, the elder brother took out another letter from his pocket and began to read it vividly.
Fang Lita breathed smoke from the seven orifices, and said loudly:
"Where's the army? Let my sister lead the army out and kill these people for me!!"
Fang Shisan has returned to the city wall at this moment, her face is cold and her expression is indifferent, completely different from her younger brother's enthusiasm, she still maintains a considerable degree of indifference.
She said calmly:
"Ata. The situation is unknown, and there may be an ambush."
Fang Lita shouted angrily:
"I don't care, I don't care! I want to see their heads fall!"
Fang Shisan hesitated for a moment and said:
"Let the archers come."
On the walls of Skystar City, the longbow was fully drawn, and the iron arrows were ready to go. Fang Shisan gave an order, and the rain of arrows swept across the sky, but the people present did not panic. At the very moment, the flames blazed in the darkness, the magic exploded in mid-air, and all the arrows missed their aim.
"Keep shooting, shoot them to death for me!!"
Fang Lita roared, but the soldiers all looked at Fang Shisan in unison.
Fang Shisan said calmly:
"Let's go. Unless the other side takes the initiative to attack the city, there is no need to waste arrows."
The soldiers left sadly, leaving only Fang Lita and his guards. Fang Lita's face changed from cloudy to cloudy, and he looked at his sister with an unkind expression.
Fang Shisan didn't comfort him any more.
I lay on the dark hidden city wall, looked at the dark sky, and yawned.