I remember that some predecessors once summed up the experience.
It is said that as long as a fat man appears on the stage, his role will be very clear. The one on the other side is the villain at first glance, and can't survive three episodes, and the one on my side is the character responsible for the funny.
I don't think this chubby guy named Fang Yuan is anyone. Although he treats people with a smile and a friendly face, he is actually a guy with his own opinions. It's a pity that after a few sets of flower cards, he hugged my thigh and cried bitterly:
"Lead, young master, please leave me a pair of underwear."
He used to be a king, but now he's down to bronze.
I nodded:
"Don't worry. Your underwear is useless, I will keep it for you."
Fangyuan cried with a mournful face:
"Don't mind, I didn't mean that. I meant that time we bet on the goods just now..."
I crossed my legs and asked:
"Forget it?"
Fang Yuan hurriedly said:
"It can't be counted. The man said that if he loses to you, he loses to you. But can we go to the sea of clouds, and when I sell these things, I will convert them into money for you. Don't worry, I said this." The car is worth 1,000 gold coins, and I will definitely give you 1,000 gold coins intact."
"But these things can actually be sold for more than 3,000 pieces in the sea of clouds?"
I pouted. Fang Yuan laughed heartily and said:
"As you know, life in Zhaochen's territory is not easy. I'm not welcome in the territory. If I fail to help my father with errands this time, I won't be able to eat stewed meat with my fat body. "
I waved my hand:
"That's enough. I don't want your stuff anymore. Just tell me the inside news of your territory before you go to Yunhai."
Fang Yuan widened her eyes, which were actually not that big at all, and said in surprise:
"Really?"
I took out the three of clubs from my cuff and threw it in front of his eyes:
"Really. Don't be so stubborn when counting cards next time. I hide one card every time I shuffle the cards. You can't calculate the result at all by counting cards."
Fangyuan beats the wooden plank of the carriage:
"I rely on it!"
But soon he said dejectedly again:
"Forget it. I knew that playing cards is a dirty word for you old fools. But your technique is really fast. I didn't see how you hid the cards at all. I would like to admit defeat, and Fangyuan accepts your love."
Then he hugged my thigh and cried with snot and tears:
"Boss, you are my reincarnated parents! What do you want to hear? I, Fangyuan, know everything and say everything!"
I thought about it and asked:
"What kind of person is Lord Zhaochen?"
Fang Yuan replied confidently:
"have no idea!"
"Then what masters are there in the Zhaochen Territory now?"
"Do I count?"
"How is the distribution of the troops in Zhaochen Territory?"
"never heard of that… "
"Where's the food and money in Zhaochen's territory?"
"not sure."
I slapped him on the head.
"What do you know??"
Fangyuan thought for a while:
"My thirteenth sister is very beautiful."
He was sitting upright, with his two fat legs crossed together, his fleshy arms crossed in front of his chest, and his neck shrank like a ball. He thought for a long time with a depressed expression as if he was constipated, and added:
"It's a pity that she can't walk or see. But she is really beautiful."
I took a look at Fangyuan and thought how good-looking your family's genetics can be inherited.
In addition to the thirteenth sister, Fang Yuan talked intermittently about Zhaochen's territory.
He is quite avoiding the truth, but it is not that he does not disclose any information.
For example, Zhaochen Territory is also facing a serious money and food crisis. The source of the matter seemed to be Lord Zhaochen. He seemed to be planning something that needed a lot of money, so much so that he appointed Fangyuan, the Ninth Prince, to bring a batch of special products to sell in the territory of Yunhai.
When playing cards before, Fangyuan lost again and again, and even his own goods were mortgaged for a thousand gold coins, but I didn't plan to take them either.
After the sea of clouds, Yuxi City will still face the pressure from Zhaochen territory in the north sooner or later. If there is someone I know over there, it might be useful.
Chatting with this fat man was quite pleasant, and three days of hard work passed before I knew it.
One day, I was woken up from my sleep by Fang Yuan, who was splashing with saliva, and I heard him yelling in a daze:
"Boss, boss! The Sea of Clouds Territory has arrived!"
I stretched and poked my head out of the carriage window.
The gentle wind blows your hair, and the cool feeling on your face makes you feel happy.
In front of you is a land that is as prosperous as a fairyland.
The sea of clouds... finally arrived.
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