This Overlord Doesn’t Care About Anything

Chapter 46: 10. Cook wine on oiran

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"Ou paste... sauce?"

Xiao Huang repeated it.

"Sorry, I was wrong. It's just like calling me brother."

Xiao Huang tilted his head:

"Brother Deli~? Like this?"

I touched my chin:

"There's no emotion, there can't be more than three points."

"Brother Deli."

"Four points."

"Brother Deli!"

"Three points."

"Deli~~Brother~~Brother~~"

"Zero."

"Brother Deli, brother, brother!"

"Negative points get out!"

After a short operation, Xiao Huang sat cross-legged on the bed very domineeringly, angrily picked up the pillow and hit me on the head:

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what style do you want?"

While packing up the cosmetic bottle, I replied:

"You think the oiran is so easy to get. Go and see those girls in the brothel. Which one doesn't smile like a spring breeze, and which one doesn't have a voice as sweet as honey. Let me tell you, men basically eat that one." If you don’t learn, you will fall behind, and if you fall behind, you will be beaten, understand?”

Xiao Huang said angrily:

"You still say? I'm not the girl who picks up customers in the brothel. Why do I, a girl from a good family, learn those things?"

I thought about it:

"Increase the interest of life? After you get married, you can catch your husband's heart."

Xiao Huang changed his posture, crossed his legs and said:

"What am I doing to please them? It's enough for them to please me."

I touched my chin and said:

"It sounds domineering. But I don't think it's a question of flattery. If you like someone, you will want to show him the best of yourself. If you want the other person to be happy, you will also feel happy. This is normal things."

Xiao Huang asked:

"So you already have someone you like?"

"Yes, there used to be."

It happened in my previous life.

Xiao Huang asked reluctantly:

"Who is it?"

I was forced to be helpless, so I had no choice but to say perfunctorily:

"You don't understand. I work in Yunhaiwei anyway, and there are many girls who like me. The girls I like are naturally high-end and high-end. You don't even know me."

Xiao Huang took my arm and dangled it:

"Say it out and listen, maybe I can still be your adviser."

"It's really over for you to be a staff officer. You don't even know what men like, let alone help men chase girls."

Xiao Huang embraced her chest with both hands, and said:

"Of course I know. You men like girls with good-looking breasts and thighs. You like money, you like power, you like the life of Sannomiya Sixth Hospital, what else can you like?"

"There's nothing wrong with you saying that."

I waved to her helplessly, expressing that I didn't want to talk about this topic anymore.

Xiao Huang took my arm again and asked:

"So who do you really like?"

It's really troublesome for this woman to be a mother-in-law. No, should it be said that gossip is a girl's nature

All in all, let's make up a fake character like Liu Cuihua, the head of the village, to fool us here.

Just when I was about to speak, I saw Xiao Huang blinking and said:

"Let's talk about it first, you can't lie to me, or I won't participate."

I rely on.

Who is this, do you have any professionalism

In desperation, I had no choice but to recall, and found that I didn't know anyone in Yunhai, the only ones I had a little impression of were my arrogant and domineering younger sisters. But asking me to tell my sister's name, I really feel disgusted. After thinking hard for a while, I finally recalled a name that was in my mind, and said to Xiao Huang:

"How could it be possible to lie to you. Bai Huang, you have heard of this name."

Xiao Huang was stunned.

She looked completely shocked. I waved my hand twice in front of her eyes, but she didn't see it. She stared at me with straight eyes. It took a while to recover and asked me:

"Have you seen her?"

I babbled nonsense:

"Of course I have. She is a beautiful, well-educated and good girl. She is an ideal girlfriend. From the moment I saw her, I felt that I belonged. Afterwards, no matter what kind of girl came to me, I can't even move my mind."

Xiao Huang thought for a while, and said bluntly:

"I think you'd better forget about it. She's hard to chase."

"There is nothing difficult in the world if you put your heart into it."

I patted Xiao Huang on the shoulder and changed the topic just in time:

"So you can definitely do it too. As long as you want to do it, any oiran will be out of pocket. Then we two will get rich overnight, you will be your rich wife, and I will be my local tyrant, and we will reach the pinnacle of life together, won't we Beautiful? Not much to say, first learn to call me brother, then learn to sing, time is running out, stop eating and drinking. I am here to train you to be a generation of oiran, don’t throw me away when you get rich in the future, I can count on you With this money, I will go back to retire.”

Xiao Huang lowered his head and pondered for a while, then said:

"Okay. But I want to remind you in advance that the oiran election this time is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Although you have many skills that you can't see through, you can't be careless."

I also sat back on the chair and asked:

"Any favorites or something?"

Xiao Huang asked:

"Why ask this?"

I smiled:

"Nothing to do, just study how to poison and assassinate, anyway, just let them exit."

Xiao Huang picked up the pillow again and threw it at mine:

"Can you show some face?"

"What do you want that for... Forget it. Anyway, grandson once said, don't you know yourself and the enemy without knowing yourself?"

"Grandma doesn't care about your grandson or grandson, in short, you can't use dirty methods!"

"Okay, okay..."

After repeated assurances, Xiao Huang analyzed with me:

"I heard that the top player in the Jade House can sing and play chess. His skin is as white as snow and he can play and sing. Can he be the oiran?"

I answer:

"The number one in the Emerald House is no longer a virgin. In this world, the maid chef is in power, and the one in the Emerald House is not an oiran."

Xiao Huang further analyzed:

"It is said that Lord Tiancheng has a maid who is raised in a deep boudoir and unknown to everyone. She has become a blockbuster and conquered the world. She can be the oiran?"

I answer:

"What kind of bullshit maid, I've never heard of it, she's far from you, and she's not an oiran."

Xiao Huang said:

"The noble lady of Yihong Courtyard, it's hard to find a beautiful woman with a lot of money, and she can make people flock to her without makeup, can she be the oiran?"

I answer:

"It's hard to find a beautiful woman with a lot of money, no one wants someone who is too cold, not even an oiran."

Xiao Huang paused, and asked tentatively:

"Then, Yunhai Baihuang, capable of writing and martial arts, is extremely intelligent, quick-witted, knowledgeable in ancient and modern times, has a chivalrous demeanor, is good at fighting injustice, and has a natural beauty. Everyone who sees her feels ashamed. Such a strange woman can be called Oiran?"

Why does this guy use so many modifiers

Ah, I see. Because I mentioned Baihuang just now, did Xiao Huang feel inferior? This is unacceptable, how can a person who wants to run for the oiran have no self-confidence

I slapped the table hard and cursed:

"What kind of crooked melon wants to be the fucking oiran?!"

Xiao Huang picked up the pillow and stepped on the mattress, jumped high and landed, hitting me hard on the head.

Crazy man!