To be honest, I don't mind any gay rumors. Who cares about men and women, just buy it if you like it, what do you care about so much. The core idea is still two words, no money. 10,000 gold coins, 100 million, oh my god, 100 million can buy an actor, is it worth it? Whether it's worth it or not is another matter. Do I have that much money
After listening to him sing a song, I waved to him and left.
Early the next morning, I came to the small hotel on time, and Xiao Huang was already waiting here.
"Is your house near here?"
I asked a casual question, and Xiao Huang replied with some embarrassment:
"Ah, that's right, haha."
I changed the subject, smiled and said:
"Last night I went to see that actor by the river."
Xiao Huang asked:
"Isn't it nice?"
I nodded:
"To tell you the truth, it's pretty, much prettier than you."
Xiao Huang picked up the pillow casually.
I hasten to follow up:
"But a big man dressed like this, to be honest, looks a little weird."
Xiao Huang put down the pillow and said with emotion:
"He's a poor man, too."
"What's the story here?"
"I can know what story."
Even so, Xiao Huang still said:
"Actually, it's not really a secret. Everyone in the sea of clouds basically knows it. It's better to say that you don't know it."
I casually said:
"Oh, I'm from the country."
Xiao Huang didn't pursue it either, and simply said:
"That person is Lord Tiancheng's servant, but he was not an actor before. He told Lord Tiancheng that there is a big problem with Tiancheng's territory now, and reform is needed. The primary target of the reform is Lord Tiancheng's two sons. That Lord is a native Notoriously pampering his own son, even the eldest son turned a blind eye when he liked to eat beautiful women's flesh. The servant proposed such a reform theory, which naturally angered the master, and then he was put on a woman's dress, Throw it to the theater to sing."
I touched my chin:
"Is this person so stupid?"
Xiao Huang said:
"That's right. What did you say that the master was kind to me before, and he would say these things even if he died. How could Lord Tiancheng listen? He wants to engage in the interests of his nobles, just for the poor people? He doesn't have the courage , I don’t have the awareness. That’s why I suffered from that little actor.”
I smiled and said:
"But it's good. He's cute in women's clothes."
Xiao Huang pouted and said:
"Then you go to him to cooperate. Don't come to me."
I laugh with you:
"No way. He's a hammer oiran, and he's just cow dung to set off your flower."
Xiao Huang put his hands on his hips and said:
"That's about the same! What are you learning today?"
"Learn to dance."
I gave her a jazz style first, but Xiao Huang said it was too difficult.
I danced another ancient style, and Xiao Huang said it was boring.
I came to a ballet, and Xiao Huang said it was not good.
I did another house dance, and Xiao Huang said he couldn't enjoy it.
In the end, I found that she seemed to be watching the show with the mentality of eating melons, so I forcibly dragged her up from the bed and asked her to learn the simplest tango from me.
"Come on, one da da, two ta da, three da da, let's go~"
Xiao Huang learned it quickly.
The learning speed is much faster than I imagined. It's a world of difference from when I called my brother yesterday, I practiced all kinds of exercises but failed.
I have one more comment on Xiao Huang, that is, he has strong limbs and a simple mind.
"It's ok, Xiao Huang. You have initially reached a certain level. The only problem is that the dancing is a little emotionless and a little stiff. You need to include some love in it."
Xiao Huang said bluntly:
"Looking at you I can't contain any love at all."
"It's too hurtful, damn it!"
After complaining, I had no choice but to say:
"Then don't look at me, look at the window. Come on, I'll teach you a few more words to use in the campaign, ahem, learn it from me."
I cleared my throat and shouted:
"I love you all!"
Xiao Huang learned:
"I love you all!"
"Can you vote for someone else?"
"Can you vote for someone else?"
"Thank you everyone! mua~! I like you so much!"
"thank you all… "
"Little brother, let's vote for others. Is it for your welfare?"
"Little brother..."
After some operations, I asked Xiao Huang:
"how do you feel?"
Xiao Huang covered his mouth and said frankly:
"I want to throw up."
After drinking two glasses of water, Xiao Huang patted his chest and said:
"Is this what you mean by taste? Everyone likes this?"
I replied:
"Usually most people like it. But some people don't like it. It depends on your performance. If it's too fake, no one will like it. Appropriate cuteness is very cute, but if you have a commercial face , it’s annoying.”
Xiao Huang said:
"No, no, it's too difficult."
"One minute on stage, ten years off stage. If you don't know anything, you want to compete with those women who have ten years of experience and twenty years of experience. Of course, you have to go some crooked ways."
"So these are crooked ways?"
"These are just necessary."
I pondered for a long time and looked at Xiao Huang:
"Take it off."
"ah??"
"You put the pillow down first... I mean, in order to secure the prize at the Oiran Contest, we need something special. How about a swimsuit? Uh-wait, stop, I'm out of breath!"
Xiao Huang jumped up and rode directly on me, covering my face with a pillow:
"You pervert!"
After tossing for a while, I said:
"Then let's give up this option. It was originally a joke. In fact, it's almost the same now. You put on your makeup and then perform as I said. Basically, I don't think it's too difficult."
The current Xiao Huang is a new-age girl who has added many popular elements.
But there is still the aesthetic beauty of contemporary people in the bones.
Not rebellious, but innovative. Not selling meat, but charming.
very good already.
After continuing to teach Xiao Huang for a day, I clapped my hands and said:
"Okay. Go back and have a good rest and sleep well. Perform well in the oiran election after the banquet tomorrow. Don't be nervous. Just work hard with the mentality of dying if you don't get the oiran."
"Isn't this going to kill someone!"
Sitting cross-legged, Xiao Huang said angrily:
"Really. I'll do as you say, but don't blame me if you lose."
I yawned and said:
"If you lose, you lose, what's the matter?"
Xiao Huang said:
"Didn't you just say 'If you don't get the oiran, you'll die'?"
"That was just joking with you, Sister Huang. There are so many things to lose in this life. I just lost because of lack of money. It doesn't matter if I lose a few more games. Anyway, it's over when I win in the end." son."
Xiao Huang smiled and said:
"You are a strange person."
She seemed to remember something and said:
"By the way, you haven't taught me how to make makeup yet."
I said:
"What are you thinking about? Exclusive secret recipe, you can study it according to the book I gave you, and how much you can comprehend is up to you."
Xiao Huang held my arm persistently:
"Teach me, Li... Brother Deli~~Teach me, okay? mua~"
I distanced myself with a chill:
"Come on, I don't like this. Especially after knowing your ugly face."
Xiao Huang picked up the pillow and hit him.
Just kidding, cosmetics and skin care products are all for my wife sooner or later. It's none of your business, Xiao Huang, do you still want a piece of the pie?