The following is an excerpt from Chuyan's circle of friends.
October 16: What it feels like to eat steamed buns and mustard for a week. (with pictures of steamed buns)
October 8: Hungry, want to grab. (with a picture of a stray cat eating sausage)
September 26: No money to buy a new one, sew it myself. (Pictured with holes on the T-shirt)
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Xiang Nuan's eyes widened. She has seen many circles of friends who flaunt their wealth, but this is the first time they have met those who flaunt their poverty. And judging from Chuyan's tone, he doesn't seem to have any embarrassment or helpless negative emotions towards poverty, but... quite proud
This is, which planet landed on a wonderful flower...
Xiang Nuan was very curious, and really wanted to ask Chuyan what was going on, but this was a private matter, she was just a netizen who had only known each other for two days, and it was not easy to ask too much, so she suppressed that impulse and said with a blank expression. Switch back to the game.
In the game, Chuyan said to Xiang Nuan: I have something to do tomorrow, so you can play by yourself.
Xiang Nuan thought, tomorrow Saturday, Chu Yan is so poor, he probably wants to do a part-time job. So he replied: "Okay."
Chu Yan said again: Tomorrow you will practice in man-machine mode by yourself, don't form a team.
It's Nuan Nuan: Why
Chu Yan: If you don't harm a few people, you will accumulate virtue.
It's Nuan Nuan: ... you go to hell.
Xiang Nuan felt a little guilty. It is true that if you form a team by yourself, you will be scolded by your teammates. Being with Chuyan, although she is also scolded by other teammates, at least it makes her feel that she is not alone... QAQ
The two played games until after ten o'clock, and Xiang Nuan asked Chu Yan: Don't you need to get up early tomorrow for your part-time job
Chuyan: I don't have a part-time job.
Eh
Xiang Nuan was a little confused and asked him: Then what are you going to do tomorrow
Chu Yan: Earn practice credits.
It's Nuan Nuan: Then you...
How are you living... She really wanted to ask this question, but she was worried that it would be too offensive.
Chu Yan: What's wrong with me
It's Nuan Nuan: Nothing.
Chuyan: Wait a minute, I'll get supper.
It's Nuannuan: I envy people who have supper.
Chuyan: Are you hungry
It's Nuan Nuan: Hungry.
Chuyan: Do you want to eat crayfish
It's Nuan Nuan: I want to...
Chuyan: I can eat it right away.
It's Nuan Nuan: Haha I believe your evil. Does your crayfish grow fat and white, and eat it with mustard.
Chu Yan: ...
Chu Yan didn't reply for several minutes, just when Xiang Nuan thought he was angry, he sent a picture.
The fiery red crayfish is squeezed into the lunch box, half of the body is soaked in the soup, the color is bright, and it makes people drool.
Especially late at night like this.
Half greedy and half confused, Xiang Nuan licked his lips unconsciously, and asked him: Since you have money to buy crayfish, why do you say in your circle of friends that you eat steamed buns every day
Chuyan: Post it for fun.
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Lin Chuyan was leaning on the chair in the dormitory, holding the mobile phone with one hand. After sending those three words, he raised his head and saw that the crayfish he had just brought up had gone down several times.
Those people in the dormitory are simply a pack of hungry wolves.
Lin Chuyan: "Save some for me."
In terms of grabbing food, Lin Chuyan has always been a vulnerable group - he eats too slowly.
Zheng Dongkai slammed left and right, eating until his lips were red, and asked Lin Chuyan while eating: "Why don't you buy more."
Zheng Dongkai is Lin Chuyan's high school classmate and college roommate. He dyed light brown hair, wore a necklace like a dog tag, and dressed himself up all day long, trying to attract the attention of the opposite sex.
At this moment, Lin Chuyan ignored Zheng Dongkai, lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the mobile phone on the table, and saw a string of ellipses sent from "It's Nuannuan".
Zheng Dongkai said again: "For the first banquet, can you lend me some money, I have spent all my living expenses this month."
"Okay, let me donate a sperm tomorrow."
"Cough, cough, cough," Zheng Dongkai choked, and coughed violently. After coughing, he patted his chest and said, "No need, your body is more important."
The other two roommates, Mao Maoqiu and Da Yu, also had choked expressions on their faces.
After a while, Zheng Dongkai sighed leisurely, with a sad face: "I really miss the days when I could borrow money from you in high school."
Lin Chuyan was also a little sad: "Same."
When he was in high school, his money was like tap water, he could spend it as soon as he turned it on, and he couldn't spend it all.
And now... alas.
Just as he was feeling sad, he suddenly heard someone yelling in the corridor: "Playing mahjong three times one, is anyone here?"
Lin Chuyan quickly opened the door and said towards the corridor, "Count me in."
"Lin's first banquet?"
"Yes, it's me."
"roll!!!"
"..."
Lin Chuyan felt even more sad.
He played mahjong very well last school year and won a lot of living expenses, but this semester... he was boycotted by all the mahjong lovers in the school. It is said that Doudizhu lovers have heard the wind and issued a private ban on him.
Zheng Dongkai said: "For the first banquet, why don't you take a part-time job."
"Why don't you work part-time?"
"My parents will not cut off my living expenses in order to exercise my ability to live independently, hahahahaha..." Zheng Dongkai began to gloat again while talking. Brothers belong to brothers. Lin Chuyan usually attracted the attention of too many girls with just a single face, which made Zheng Dongkai unable to escape the bad luck of being single no matter how he found a new path, so he still had a little resentment in his heart.
Fluffy Ball and Heavy Rain probably have the same mentality, so they were amused.
The three boys laughed together, that scene was a bit wretched.
Lin Chuyan took a pair of scissors from the pen holder and asked them, "Are my scissors nice?"
"What's the meaning… "
"You guys, peel the shrimp for me."
"Haha what if we don't?"
"When you fall asleep, I'll cut your dicks."
"What the hell, do you think we will believe it hahahaha!"
"Ah."
Lin Chuyan's appearance is a delicate and delicate young man with a clean temperament. Now against the white light, his face also looks pale, the contrast between light and shadow on his face is strong, like a silent mountain under the scorching sun, his eyes are black and bright, as if dyed with a strange light... clean and beautiful The aura is gone, but a bit ghostly.
The ghost animal boy held the corner of his mouth and smiled softly, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his evil nature was perverted.
Zheng Dongkai's legs softened and he almost knelt down.
What the hell is going on, I'm so scared all of a sudden! Hold on! Hold on! Ah, no, even though I don't believe it, it's just in case... If there is a chance, Ding Ding will be gone forever!
The mental activities of the three roommates were not too different, so they began to peel the shrimp in unison, as if they were ghosts.
In the end, Lin Chuyan ate the shrimp tribute from his roommate leisurely, with a strange expression on his face: "Do you believe this kind of threat? Stupid."
Roommates: You bastard! ┭┮﹏┭┮
While eating shrimp, Lin Chuyan saw the phone screen light up, and sent him another message, "It's Nuan Nuan."
It's Nuan Nuan: Tell me, okay
Chuyan:
It’s Nuannuan: I really want to know why you want to post such a circle of friends.
Chu Yan: You say 'Chu Shen is strong, I surrender'.
It's Nuan Nuan: Chu Shen is strong, I surrender.
Chu Yan: To be a man, one must have integrity.
It's Nuan Nuan: Say it quickly.
Chuyan: Send it to my parents.
When Xiang Nuan saw this sentence, a big light bulb suddenly lit up in his brain.
It's Nuan Nuan: Oh my god, you are so shameless! You sell sympathy in front of your parents to earn more living expenses, right? What a dirty routine!
Chuyan: No living expenses.
It’s Nuan Nuan: Haha, you’re lying to ghosts! I despise you!
Chuyan: Really.
It’s Nuan Nuan: Make it up, keep making it up. To tell you the truth, your acting skills are really good, it's the first time I've seen someone perform the brazenness so vividly. I admire you. #Hold fist#
Chu Yan: ...
Xiang Nuan felt that Chu Yan was shameless, he was indeed a very intelligent person.
The trick of selling miserable living expenses sounds very reliable.
So she also wanted to try the effect.
She stole the best photo she had taken from Chuyan's circle of friends, and after thinking about it, she simply copied the content without stopping.
Tsk tsk tsk, I really want to despise myself.
But maybe because she was too excited, she forgot to set a group when she posted it, so everyone in this circle of friends can see it.
She herself does not know.
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Shen Zemu finished today's homework and raised his head from his desk. He held a water glass in one hand, and picked up his mobile phone in the other to swipe Moments, and happened to see Xiang Nuan's entry:
Hungry, want to grab. (with a picture of a stray cat eating sausage)
puff-
Shen Zemu accidentally sprayed water on the homework.
That girl... Shen Zemu thought carefully about Xiang Nuan's appearance, she looked quite quiet, but she turned out to be a snake spirit.