Those Years I Employed Non-Humans as Actors

Chapter 40: justifiable defense

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Wherever there are people, there will be Jianghu, and where there is traffic, there will be paparazzi, proxy photographers, illegitimate students, scalpers, etc.

The most popular movie in the entertainment industry recently is "Fall House". It made a small-budget counterattack, was poorly released during its rise, and the re-edited version created a history of major online movies... No matter which one is worthy of special mention, The book and online clips have gone viral, and fans are clamoring for another movie with the original cast.

However, this crew seems to have come out of thin air, and there is no information about the main creative team on the Internet.

At the time of filming, ‌Reuters, ‌ had;

The main actors have ‌ Weibo and ‌;

Hot reflection ‌‌ itinerary, ‌ Yes;

Massive celebrity selfies, all available!

Even the previous update was very stable and the short video is now available!

I have seen such a cast and crew in the entertainment industry before. When others became famous, they changed their ways to participate in interviews and programs. The marketing account brought them from birth to ‌ in ‌ and they were promoted over and over again. Tell a story ‌The days before the explosion were so bitter and hard. But what about this crew? Everyone seems to be afraid that they will become famous, and there are only a few supporting actors that the entire crew can find to get over.

But what’s the point of gossiping about the past? When Pang Xinhao became famous back then, people were already looking for him in all colors of his underwear. His rise to fame has already made him famous. There is no new thing that can be popular. The only thing of value is him and the other leading actors. ‌We took a group photo, but Pang Xinhao didn’t even have that thing!

Luo Huai was once just an ordinary student. He had played a few minor roles, and he participated in "Falling House" right after graduation. As soon as the low salary of "10,000 yuan" was announced twice, Luo Huai came to clarify. Director Zhong gave me a reissue of 100,000 yuan, which is already very generous for a new graduate.

As for the actors that fans pay the most attention to, there is no trace of their existence.

Can paparazzi, scalpers, proxy photographers and illegitimate students be troubled in this way

No! They are pervasive.

As soon as Zhong Jiudao signed a contract with the website, the scalpers over there received the filming locations for the first three episodes of the variety show and sent them to Moments and groups to sell their itineraries.

Some paparazzi, illegitimate students, and agents bought the information and learned that the main creator of "Falling House" would return to the movie filming location in Ming Dynasty to record the variety show. They all excitedly brought the equipment to the villa in advance. Squat ‌.

In order to get to the villa before the program crew, these hard-working people arrived outside the villa one after another at two in the morning and took a few photos in the night.

Since the water and electricity bills consumed during the filming were borne by the crew, after Fu Yue confirmed this, she vented her anger and turned on all the lights in the villa. She stood on the brightly lit stairs and smiled sinisterly. She laughed so hard that no one dared to step forward to stop her.

Probably because of having filmed horror movies, humans always find villas to be creepy. The program staff liked Fu Yue turning on the lights, so that they would not be so scared at night.

Visiting the villa at night, the dog agents saw the lights outside and realized that the program crew might have checked in early.

They asked the scalper, who got the news through an insider and told them that the main creative staff of "Fall House" had stayed in the villa tonight.

What are you waiting for? You can directly take private photos of artists. Even if this is something that is severely boycotted, some people will still do it because of the interests and trends.

In the entertainment industry, live with celebrities and secretly take photos of their situations indoors; use illegal means to purchase celebrities' itineraries and information, check in for celebrities in advance, and arrange seats with themselves; find out the celebrities' addresses, Knocking on doors and waiting for help in the middle of the night is not uncommon. No matter how hard we try to contain it, someone will always take the risk.

One or two brave people climbed the wall and entered the villa, and others followed one after another. ‌I thought that the program staff was so careless and only locked the outer door. The main door of the villa was locked and opened with a slight push. The group of people slipped in tacitly.

Thirty-three ghosts lived in the wallet for a while, and I missed it very much when I returned to the villa. This feeling of floating around in a huge space was really too great. I used to feel trapped in the villa and couldn't see it anymore. It was very painful to be an outsider. After following Director Zhong for several months, I felt that my past life was like a family. How lucky I was to have such a big house to live in!

As soon as the front door opened, Fu Yue, sitting lightly on the chandelier, twitched her nose and opened her mouth with a surprise smile: "Is someone here?"

"A stranger is here?" Qi Wanlian, who was grabbing chocolates with Shen Leshan, stopped her movements and asked doubtfully, "Why would a living person break into our house at this time?"

Shen Leshan took this opportunity to put his best piece of chocolate into his mouth, swallowed it hard, and then said: "Xiao Jiang will know."

Little Jiang poked his head into the wall and said, "I just confirmed that he is an illegitimate child!"

"What is that?" A pair of eyes rolled to Xiao Jiang's feet.

"It's the same as breaking into a house at night in ancient times. Anyway, it's not a stranger!" Jiang Fen said.

Shen Leshan didn't know where he got a copy of the "Criminal Law". He flipped through it a few times and said, "It is written here that self-defense is not illegal. They broke into private houses at night and posed a threat to our safety. We We can protect ourselves with our own hands. Even if Director Zhong comes, we still have laws to follow and he has no reason to deal with us. "

"What is legitimate defense?" Aunt Yang said.

"I told you to be more literate and read more," Shen Leshan tore up the "legitimate self-defense" clause. The note was fluttering in the wind, "Everyone, please read this article of law. If you are illiterate, let the literate be given to you." Think about it.”

"So we have a living person to play with?" Butler Lin rubbed his hands in surprise.

"When was the last time you played with a living person?" The guy in the suit couldn't contain his excitement.

"The last time we played with a living person was Luo Huai. We asked him to go to Shen Leshan's room for a scene. He came and offered cakes and food. Seeing that he was still sincere, we let him go. The only one who can play is Jiang Fen," Qi Wanlian said.

Jiang Fen: “…”

Don't make it so natural to kill a new colleague. He was almost scared out of his wits last time. Since then, he has developed a bad habit of running around naked. He has been greatly hurt by this incident!

When Luo Huai was mentioned, the ghosts were silent for a while. This man, who was obviously very light and had an abnormal constitution, seemed to have a kind of magic power that was more terrifying than ghosts and gods. The memories in his wallet were too tragic, and none of the ghosts wanted to Lift.

Fu Yue, who was literate, read the "Justifiable Defense" note and saw the person entering the door and said, "No matter what, we're being reasonable this time. Please be gentle and don't wake up Director Zhong."

After saying that, countless dark red flowers bloomed in the four corners of the villa, and a blood-red barrier wrapped around the villa, ensuring that not a single mosquito could fly away.

Qi Wanlian knew that she couldn't let these people's screams disturb Director Zhong. She remembered that she had recently absorbed white energy, and tried to release the energy and set up a soundproof barrier. , hoping that this energy can be hidden from Director Zhong.

"I remember that humans call group actions at night a party," Shen Leshan said with a new sentence in foreign language he had learned, standing in the air on the third floor, "Let the party begin."

Following his words, Fu Yue hung herself from the chandelier upside down and connected herself to the chandelier with a blood line.

I had just entered the hall and was looking for the artist's apartment. Suddenly I saw a person in a red dress with blood on his head. The ceiling fell down and he stopped in front of him, with a pair of red clothes. With eyes that were level with his, the man said, "Did you push me here?"

ah! ! ! Dai Pai wanted to shout for help, but a cold, slender hand covered his mouth.

"Shh," an ethereal but sinister voice said in his ear, "Don't make too much noise, otherwise you'll wake others up. If you dare to make any noise, I'll eat it." Your tongue!”

The agent turned his head stiffly and saw Qi Wanlian's face that looked exactly like the one in the horror movie.

Oh my god! ! ! He was so frightened on the spot that he dropped his camera, covered his mouth and ran out the door. Butler Lin politely opened the door for him, and the paparazzi rushed over -

In a second, he returned to the villa hall, facing the chandelier.

When he opened the door, Butler Lin smiled and said, "This distinguished guest, how can you enter someone else's house without knocking? It's such a simple thing to raise your hand and knock on the door, why wouldn't you do it?"

Butler Lin picked up a boning knife and grabbed the paparazzi's hand: "In our era, if you stole something, you would have your hands chopped off. If you don't use your hands, you can donate them to people in need. Why do you keep them? Woolen cloth?"

The plot was exactly the same as in the movie, so the agent couldn't bear it any longer. All three of his soul lanterns went out and he fainted completely.

"Isn't this going to work?" Butler Lin put away the boning knife, touched his beard proudly, picked up the proxy with one hand, and "put on" the new clothes.

It's been a long time since he "crossed" a human being. The last time he wanted to cross was Luo Huai, but Director Zhong sent him to send him a whole series of messages.

Forget it, forget about Luo Huai, this kind and simple human being is really unlucky for ghosts.

Wearing human clothes, Butler Lin raised his head and saw a bastard running in first, who had already climbed up to the third floor.

The program team arranged a room for each guest, and the names of the guests were posted on the room doors. For the safety of the staff, Zhong Jiudao discussed with the show team and moved all the ghost actors to the third floor, while the others lived on the ‌ floor.

The bastard went straight to Qi Wanlian's room on the third floor, his hand quietly placed on the doorknob.

"What are you doing?" Butler Lin asked him in a low voice.

The bastard was startled, and when he saw someone jumping over the wall with him, he breathed a sigh of relief and whispered: "Don't talk so suddenly, it scares people to death. I want to go in and see Qi Wanlian, she is here I should be sleeping, but I don’t know what kind of pajamas to wear?”

Another paparazzi came over and said, "Maybe she's not the only one in the room. I heard that celebrities' private lives are very messy. Maybe there's Shen Leshan or Zhong Jiudao in there too?"

"Proxy" Butler Lin was frightened by this imagination: "How dare you think about it? How dare you guess, Director Zhong?"

If Zhong Jiudao and Qi Wanlian lived together, Qi Wanlian might not survive tonight.

"Is there anything impossible?" the paparazzi said, "This movie is just an investment by Chung Jiu-dao, and Qi Wanlian, the director of Sleepless, can be the protagonist?"

The bastard gritted his teeth and said, "No! Qi Wanlian cannot belong to any man! She is clean."

Butler Lin couldn't listen to him anymore. Human imagination is really scary to ghosts. He raised his hand to open the door for the two of them and said, "If you want to know so much, just go in and see for yourself."

Then a gust of cold wind pushed the two of them into the room, the door was gently closed, and Butler Lin thoughtfully locked the door for them.

In the room, Qi Wanlian and Shen Leshan were sitting on the bed. The paparazzi's eyes lit up with ecstasy when they saw it. They raised their cameras and clicked the shutter frantically. This is big news!

The bastard's eyes were red and he shook his head wildly in disbelief: "Impossible, impossible! Qi Wanlian is so beautiful and pure, how could she do such a thing?"

"How is it impossible?" Qi Wanlian pushed Shen Leshan in front of the camera and tore off his coat, "Anything can happen."

The paparazzi came to see an artist who was so magnanimous in the camera. He was stunned. Through the camera lens, he saw Shen Leshan's clothes and his skin.

There is no skin at all, and the heart is protected by the ribs and chest, and Qi Wanlian's hands are sticking to the heart.

Illegitimate and paparazzi: “…”

At this time, a middle-aged woman came in through the wall with two bowls of soup and said to them: "Have a bowl of soup. I make the soup very well."

The two opened the door frantically to escape. At this time, a pair of dark red flowers bloomed on their feet, and countless vines wrapped around their bodies. Shen Leshan and Qi Wanlian stepped forward and opened their mouths. Aunt Yang Pour the soup in.

Tragedies like this were staged everywhere in the villa.

"Help... help... the actors in this movie... are really ghosts..." A man climbed hard towards the door of the villa. He must escape and talk about this matter.

A man wearing sunglasses picked him up and said seriously: "I didn't want to get involved in their party, but you broke into the house privately, broke into the house in the middle of the night, and stole the clothes. Children's clothing, this kind of thing cannot be tolerated, and the eyes of justice will always be on you! "

He took off his sunglasses and stared at this person with hollow eyes like an abyss.

The man didn't dare to look directly into these righteous eyes. He raised his head and tried to look upstairs, trying to shout for help, but the ceiling was hanging from the chandelier. Fu Yue, there were a group of ghosts floating on the third floor. , everywhere is hell.

At this moment, the door of a room with the word "Luo Huai" on the ‌ floor opened. He came into the room with a ‌ pillow and ‌, scratched his head and said: "Strange, this night I heard screams as soon as I closed my eyes, but nothing came out. I couldn't sleep at all. Are you used to living with Director Zhong and can't sleep alone? I'll go to Zhong. Ask for help in the guidance room.”

In a daze, he vaguely saw a figure upstairs and looked down.

Eyeball Ghost saw Luo Huai open the door, threw him out of the villa, put on his sunglasses and smiled at Luo Huai.

"Are you still sleeping so late?" Luo Huai said.

"I'm so excited when I think I can watch your program tomorrow, I can't sleep," said the eyeball ghost.

"Oh, I'm probably too excited to sleep." Luo Huai vaguely felt that there was someone upstairs and raised his head to look.

The floating ghosts on the third floor immediately threw the person in their hands out of the window and used the dark wind to send the person outside the wall.

"Why can't you sleep?" Luo Huai said, "We have a very busy schedule for the variety show. We may have to shoot until late at night tomorrow, so go back and sleep quickly."

"‌‌, we're going back right now." The ghosts waved to Luo Huai and went back to their rooms.

Luo Huai hugged the pillow and tried to knock on the door of Zhongjiu's room. He thought that with just such a small voice, if Director Zhong didn't wake up, he would go back obediently.

Just after a small knock, the door opened.

"Director Zhong, I can't sleep for a while. I keep hearing screams in my ears. I wonder if I'm scared because I think of the movie scene. Can I sleep with you?" Luo Huai.

Zhong Jiudao looked upstairs and saw that every door was shut securely. He warned, "That's it this time."

It's because the other party has bad intentions and there's no human life left, so he should just turn a blind eye.

"Oh, ‌‌, I'm sure I won't disturb you." Seeing that Zhong Jiudao was a little unhappy, Luo Huai hugged the pillow and was about to go back.

"I'm talking about you." Zhong Jiudao pulled Luo Huai, "Come in and sleep."

Luo Huai has a sensitive constitution. Even if the screams of these people have been blocked by Qi Wanlian's barrier, from a physical point of view, the sound transmission path is completely blocked, but Luo Huai's soul You can still hear the sound, so I'm sure I can sleep.

"‌‌." Luo Huai saw that Director Zhong was angry and walked in happily. He didn't care that this was not a twin room but a double bed room. He put the pillow down and lay down in a decent manner. He left half a bed for Zhong Jiudao.

Zhong Jiudao turned off the light and lay down on the other side. As soon as he lay down on him, Luo Huai's screams kept echoing in his ears and he stopped.

It's so reassuring. Luo Huai fell asleep soundly, and this time he had a beer belly in his dream.