Donghae Citizens Forum
Topic: Who has gone to Lingyuan today? Do something again!
Content: Our unit organized a trip to Lingyuan, where a free-range area was opened, which was very large. I chose to take a sightseeing bus, but I was so envious! Our colleagues were on a boat, and I saw a group of egrets flying past their boat when they were looking for food.
1L: I didn’t go, I watched the video on the official blog, did the director train the birds again
2L: You can’t say that. Whether Queqiao was tamed or not is still uncertain.
3L: My mother took my son there in the afternoon. I heard that egrets would forage in the river, so I took a boat, and I actually met them. When I came back, I read them for a long time.
4L: I saw a video taken from a tourist’s perspective. It’s really beautiful. The egret’s feathers are so special. When they flew in front, the boat separated from the two sides. In addition, the boat was a swan boat, so it’s also beautiful when taken from the side.
5L: The environment is pleasant. I heard that a resort hotel will be opened, and I am looking forward to it.
6L: Don’t mention it, our work unit also went there yesterday. When we were in the mountains, we climbed up the mountain, and then a black bear followed us all the time. The trail is not particularly wide, and it has been following through the protective net, making us afraid to speak loudly... and this black bear is very wretched! Picking the butt and feet all at once, showing us the belly and the bottom, it's too wretched!
7L: Do you want to beg for something to eat, and you can't throw it through the net... It sounds really wretched.
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Duan Jiaze glanced at the comments on the Internet and almost died laughing, "What are you doing, Mr. Xiong? When did you lose your manners?"
Teacher Xiong Siqian, who has always claimed to be a cultural person, is very elegant, but the little habits he had when he was a bear have long since receded completely. What's wrong
"Can't you see? He's imitating Pan Xuanfeng." Xiaoqing said, he was relatively close to Xiong Siqian and knew about these things, but there was one thing that Xiaoqing didn't understand. "Speaking of it, how many people Are you somewhat hostile to Pan Xuanfeng?"
"There is a competitive relationship with Xiong Siqian, everyone is a bear," Duan Jiaze said, "His appearance does not fit the aesthetics of the human race, and it will be fine in the future."
You can see that Xiao Su despises Pan Xuanfeng every day, and when Pan Xuanfeng changes back to his original form, Xiao Su may be the one who takes pictures with him every day, and now Xiao Su always watches live broadcasts of pandas.
Xiao Qing thoughtfully said: "Is that so? That's why Xiao Rong doesn't like him?"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze said tactfully, "I don't think so."
Xiao Rong ran to Lingyuan whenever he was free. At the beginning, he took a few friends with him as a symbol, but later he couldn't care less. Maybe it was really because of that one bite? Anyway, Duan Jiaze didn't believe it. But Xiao Rong didn't admit it, although the gossip newspapers have been gossiping about his sexuality for a long time,
As for Xiaoqing, she became obsessed with sexuality because of her mysterious gender.
Duan Jiaze couldn't control these two people anymore. When the time was up, he talked to Xiaoqing and went to inspect the park. The free-range area has just opened, Duan Jiaze has been spending a lot of time there recently.
As soon as I went there, I saw Xiao Su was there, and at the same time as the live broadcast, he also brought reporters from the city station, probably all of whom came to take pictures of Bailu.
Duan Jiaze went over to say hello, and everyone boarded the same boat.
Xiao Su whispered: "They brought a high-definition video camera, and I will make a copy later."
here you go. Duan Jiaze signaled with his eyes.
Their boat drove out all the way, and Tang Xiaobai flew over not too far away—he saw the director here, so he hurried over to flatter him.
Duan Jiaze reached out his hand, and Tang Xiaobai rubbed against his hand.
The screen in Xiaosuna's live broadcast room is full of flashes:
[The principal is playing with birds again 2333]
[Okay, play other birds with the landing pressure on your back]
[Can you broadcast live at high altitude again? Such a large area has been newly opened!]
Xiao Su and Duan Jiaze said a few words, and Duan Jiaze also thought it was okay. The free-range breeding area is several hundred acres, so it is possible to take aerial photos.
Choosing a day is worse than bumping into the sun. Duan Jiaze directly hung the phone on Tang Xiaobai's feet, "Then let the residents of the free-range area live broadcast it for everyone today. This egret is the first bird, very spiritual, and easy to get in touch with."
[It's a good touch for you...]
[Anyway, I dare not entrust my mobile phone to a bird!]
[The director may really be a druid.]
Tang Xiaobai was very excited!
what is this? This is reuse!
If you can perform well and make contributions to the zoo, doesn't it also prove your ability? When the director is happy, ask senior Lu Ya to give it some pointers, and it will be developed, right
Tang Xiaobai took off with the mobile phone, and even let out an excited quack.
The reporter from the city station followed Tang Xiaobai, and then interviewed Tang Xiaobai. They were a little surprised when they heard that Tang Xiaobai came from the breeding center. After all, before, they thought that only birds like Lu Ya, who had been raised since childhood, would be so obedient. Unexpectedly, this egret is also so spiritual.
However, for the director of the bird-raising expert who was stamped by CCTV, probably there is no problem.
Tang Xiaobai was flying in the sky with his mobile phone, and the camera pointed down obliquely. Everyone could see the animals scattered in the free-range area, among which the white lion was the most eye-catching.
The white lion seemed to have spotted them too. It ran up a protruding boulder, stood on it and roared to the sky.
[White Lion: I am the king of the world...]
[What a beautiful lion, it would be nice if this place was a glacier, it must look more beautiful]
[Wait, did you see anything?]
[What is over there, I seem to have seen something...]
[? ? ? Land pressure?]
That's right, it's Lu Ya!
From the side of the captive area, a bird flew over. At first it was just a black spot, but soon, its figure could be seen clearly. It was clearly a big golden-red bird. Netizens are familiar with Lu Ya. .
Tang Xiaobai paused in the air for a while, and wanted to say hello to Senior Lu Ya. But soon, it found that Senior Lu Ya was approaching aggressively, not as if he wanted to greet it, but as if he wanted to set it on fire...
Tang Xiaobai: "..."
Netizens only felt that the egret was sluggish in the air for a while in the direction of the landing pressure, and then began to fly back quickly.
The mobile phone was shaken under its claws, and the ring turned, just facing the direction of Lu Ya behind him. Lu Ya was chasing after him, and getting closer.
The egret also flew faster and faster, but still couldn't keep up with Lu Ya's speed, and finally let out a very loud scream.
Tang Xiaobai: Help! ! !
[Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Is this the Shura field?]
[Catch the adulterer and come 233333]
[Fight and fight!]
[I went to Luya so fiercely. Is this to teach Brother Bailu a lesson? How dare you steal my aerial photography job?]
[Catch up, catch up!]
Seeing Lu Ya getting bigger and bigger in the camera, netizens are very excited, watching the excitement is not too big a deal. And because Lu Ya has a lot of fans, all the swipes are for Lu Ya to catch up quickly and get back the phone and the principal.
Tang Xiaobai was pissed off and flew down in a panic, not caring about any live broadcast, so he quickly fled to Duan Jiaze's boat.
Duan Jiaze looked at the scene in the sky and sweated wildly. He saw that Tang Xiaobai didn't seem to be moving, only to realize that Lu Ya had actually flown over. This guy had fled his post again without authorization!
Tang Xiaobai was terribly frightened by Lu Ya. In the end, Lu Ya caught up with him, and he almost fell headfirst on the boat.
The camera rolled, and netizens saw Lu Ya approaching the egret with sharp eyes like a knife. Because the phone was on the board of the boat, it happened to be shot from an upward angle, making Lu Ya extraordinarily tall and oppressive.
[The big devil is coming! Brother Bailu, run!]
[It's over, it's over, the rape is on board]
[God's mother caught rape on the boat 23333]
When Tang Xiaobai was trembling, Duan Jiaze scooped it up from behind, stretched out his hand to hug the big devil's hen in his arms, picked up the phone, and handed it to Xiao Su.
Xiao Su pointed the phone at them and said with a smile: "Haha, what is Luya doing here?"
[Small editor, you know why you ask]
[Lu Ya: I'm so angry, I was taken away before hitting the little bitch]
Tang Xiaobai still wanted Duan Jiaze to say something nice in front of his senior, but he didn't expect his senior to come over and beat him, so he was so frightened that he didn't dare to fly away, so he just looked at Lu Ya and Duan Jiaze pitifully where he was.
Lu Ya looked over fiercely.
Tang Xiaobai was even more frightened, he didn't want to die yet! He didn't know why he offended his senior by doing a live broadcast for the principal!
Duan Jiaze held onto Lu Ya to prevent him from flying away, then patted Tang Xiaobai, "Okay, let's go."
Only then did Tang Xiaobai dare to move, fluttered his wings and flew away. He still had lingering fears after flying far away, thinking that he must ask Senior Hu Dawei what he did wrong when he turned around.
…
On the boat, Duan Jiaze was very helpless towards Lu Ya, "Why are you so sensitive at this time, and you deliberately turned him over, skipped work, and deducted your feed."
Lu Ya sat in Duan Jiaze's arms, very confident, he just skipped work, otherwise that egret would not have gone to heaven.
The reporter from the municipal TV station was amused and said, "Do birds also feel jealous?"
Duan Jiaze said with a dry smile, "That's pretty strong..."
The cruise ship continued to move forward, and the egrets also began to fly along the river. The reporter of the city TV station had already set up the machine and waited to shoot.
However, after the group of egrets flew past the boat in front, they suddenly lifted off, flew in a U-shape from the left, and directly bypassed Duan Jiaze and their boat before returning to the right track.
Everyone: "..."
Originally, they wanted to take a high-definition shot at close range, but Bailu, who had been out of the line, turned a corner. After everyone was speechless, they all looked at Lu Ya.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
The reporter said dejectedly: "After all, that one is the first bird, so you don't dare to provoke Lu Ya, director, how can you shoot like this?"
This sentence is simply a hint...
Duan Jiaze stood on the pier with Lu Ya in his arms, watching their boat leave, the corner of his mouth twitched.
"Look, I came down because of you." Duan Jiaze looked at Lu Ya, if it wasn't for Lu Ya's desperate refusal to fly back by himself, how could he be left on the way as a dignified director.
As soon as Duan Jiaze turned his head, he saw Xiong Siqian behind the protective net in the forest area, making gestures at the tourists.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze, who originally wanted to go up and have a look, suddenly turned around, "... I'd better take a ride back."
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Recently, Duan Jiaze received a side mission to find a partner for the male lion Lele in the garden.
Lele is also quite a few years old. It's time to find a wife. If he doesn't find someone for him, he will have sex with the tiger next door.
Lele is also the veteran of Lingyuan, and has been here since the time of Haijiao Zoo. Generally speaking, female lions reach sexual maturity at two or three years old, while male lions are at five or six years old. Lele is exactly this age.
According to the usual practice, Duan Jiaze went to the city zoo to find out if there was a suitable partner. But the result of the blind date was not satisfactory. Lele doesn't like those lionesses. Back then, Jinwei and Cuicui had a blind date at the city zoo, and at least they got the female peacock pregnant, but Lele didn't even want to touch them.
In the entire Donghai City, the only units that kept lions were the City Zoo and Lingyuan. The lions in the City Zoo were not qualified, so Duan Jiaze had no choice but to adopt another method, which was to recruit relatives.
Please, the strong and lovely lioness will have a blind date with our outstanding male lion, and the babies born will be shared equally by everyone.
Duan Jiaze asked someone to draw up an official announcement, attached Lele's life photos and moving pictures, and posted it on the official blog, which aroused a lot of repercussions.
The main reason is that many zoo official blogs are forwarded to join in the fun.
The first is the Blue Bird Zoo: You are such an excellent lion brother, do you want to consider my lion sister? Attached is a picture of a lion.
In fact, he is really sincere. With Lele's appearance, he has excellent genes at first glance, and the baby will be very good. Which zoo doesn't want such a breed of lion
But in the future, the various zoos are crooked.
"Blogger, blogger, do you want to go on a blind date with your brother Baishi? We have a healthy five-year-old lioness!"
"Let's ask Brother Baishi about his relationship, how old is he, let's have a blind date~"
"There are four lionesses in my garden, all of them are three to four years old, with brown fur, and their body length is more than 1.55 meters... May I ask Brother Baishi to go on a blind date?"
Everyone asked the white lion if he wanted to go on a blind date. After all, it is possible for a white lion to marry an ordinary lion and give birth to a white lion. And the beautiful appearance of this white lion is also very rare.
Netizens all ridiculed that one family has a man and a hundred families ask for it.
Duan Jiaze was speechless when he saw it. Fortunately, Lele is not human. Otherwise, if he knew how to recruit a relative for him and forwarded it all to ask and listen, then he wouldn't be so mad. Quickly forwarded and explained: "Thank you for your concern, our white lion is not yet mature, I hope everyone will consider Lele."
Fortunately, after saying this, some zoos regained their sense and turned to care about Lele.
Although many zoos are actually joining in the fun, there are still a few zoos that call to inquire, especially those in the surrounding areas. It is more convenient for everyone to come and go.
The cub has to be with the lioness until it is two years old. It is inconvenient to move during childbirth and breastfeeding, and the spirit cage does not have so much experience, so Lele must be sent to the woman's house for a blind date.
They communicated online and by phone, and they found Lele a match with lionesses in a wild animal park in the next province, and they thought it was more likely to match. And even though they are in the neighboring province, they are all close to the border, relatively close to each other, and can be reached within a day's drive.
The zoo also sent someone over, a manager surnamed Zhao, who said he was picking up Lele, but it wasn't really necessary, he just wanted to talk about other cooperation with Lingyu.
He didn't make it clear, but Duan Jiaze thought that it was nothing more than an introduction. Of course, he welcomes business. After Manager Zhao came over, Duan Jiaze showed him around.
Manager Zhao's wild animal park is also privately run. We all have a lot in common and know each other's difficulties better. Therefore, when Manager Zhao saw the facilities and configuration of Lingyuan, he was even more impressed, and felt that they were so willing to spend money.
Duan Jiaze led him to the Children's Amusement Zoo. Today, many children were here with miniature donkeys, including Qu Xin. When Qu Xin saw Duan Jiaze, he even called out, "Uncle Director."
Duan Jiaze nodded with a smile on his face, but Qu Xin kept glancing at Manager Zhao.
"Hello kid, why do you keep looking at me?" Manager Zhao also noticed this, and asked casually, just to tease him.
Qu Xin raised his head, looked at Manager Zhao seriously, and said, "Uncle, there is a soul by your side."
The smile on Manager Zhao's face froze for a moment.
Duan Jiaze hurriedly said: "Tong Yan Wuji..."
Qu Xin is studying with Shao Wuxing, and he has stopped posting talismans recently. He is learning to control his strength and emotions. Obviously, he saw something next to Manager Zhao.
But Qu Xin's expression was too serious, Manager Zhao's heart trembled when he saw it, and he couldn't help but ask, "What soul?"
Duan Jiaze's ears also perked up. In fact, he was also a little curious. After all, Manager Zhao came to cooperate. He didn't know what was on his back, so how could there be a soul following him.
Qu Xin said, "It's a pig..."
Duan Jiaze was confused, but Manager Zhao's face changed drastically when he heard this.
Probably right, although he didn't know why a pig followed Manager Zhao, Duan Jiaze asked in a puzzled manner, "Manager Zhao, what's the matter? What pig?"
Manager Zhao sighed, "I raised a pig a few years ago, and it was sold to me by a pet dealer. It was said to be a miniature piglet, and it would not grow up. But after I bought it, it kept growing and reached two hundred catties. .No way, I put it in my hometown. I heard that it often escaped from the pigsty, maybe it wanted to find me, but I regretted that it was too late, because it was infected with swine fever and died.”
Duan Jiaze comforted a few words with sympathy, "Pigs are pretty smart... But there are no pigs that don't grow up in the world, and all kinds of fragrant pigs are all because of a lot of activity and less food. Don't be too sad."
"But it follows me now, does it hate me?" Manager Zhao said sadly, he asked Qu Xin, "Little friend, can you communicate with it? What exactly does it want?"
"I don't know, and I don't know how to speak pig words." Qu Xin said seriously, "But I think it likes you very much, and has been rubbing against you."
When Manager Zhao heard that the pig didn't blame him, and followed him because he was not able to be with him during his lifetime, Manager Zhao became even more sad, "Then, can you save yourself or something... Sigh, you are also a child."
But Manager Zhao and Duan Jiaze didn't expect it. When Qu Xin heard this, he immediately took his backpack from the cart pulled by a miniature donkey, and took out a business card from it: "Uncle, why don't you come to Linshuiguan to do a ritual ceremony?" , transcend it to reincarnate, the price is fair, and the child will not be deceived."
Manager Zhao & Duan Jiaze: "..."
Manager Zhao took the business card and saw that it was not a person, but a legal registration office in Linshuiguan, with a contact number, and thanked him. The child has a teacher's inheritance, and he is still a Daoist, which seems to be more reliable. No wonder he has yin and yang eyes.
Duan Jiaze took Manager Zhao to continue to visit other places, explained the local reputation of Linshui Temple, and pretended not to know that Qu Xin had this skill.
They went to the bird house and stood outside the glass window to watch.
It was a volunteer with a bald head who came over and stared at Manager Zhao, hesitating to speak. He could also see that Manager Zhao was accompanied by a soul, but because of the agreement, he could not reveal his identity as a monk, so it was difficult to talk to him at this time.
But the bald-headed eyes kept circling around Manager Zhao's feet, and Manager Zhao also felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help but ask, "Is there something next to me?"
The volunteer was startled and looked at Duan Jiaze, meaning he didn't say anything!
He didn't speak, but his eyes were more than anything else. Duan Jiaze smiled bluntly and said: "Just now Qu Xin was always staring at Manager Zhao's legs, and you looked at the same way, which scared him."
As soon as the volunteers heard it, they knew that it was for the people of Linshuiguan to take a fancy to it first. There was no way, this was someone else's territory, so they had to leave with a smile.
Manager Zhao wondered: "I thought he also had yin and yang eyes, so I was just thinking too much."
"How can there be so many? It's easy for children to see." Duan Jiaze said solemnly, "There is no such person in a million. How come there are several in our zoo so coincidentally."
"That's true." Manager Zhao nodded. In fact, he couldn't help but look at his feet. look at it.
Although I feel sad in my heart, I still have to talk about business. Manager Zhao explained that he came here this time for the peacock, and after seeing Jinwei and Cuicui in real life, he is even more sure of this.
I also talked about the blind date between Jinwei and Cuicui in the city zoo. The offspring of the two of them in the city zoo have grown up now, and they are better than ordinary peacocks.
And after completing that task, Jinwei and Cuicui underwent another evolution, known as the "King of Birds", and their physical condition became better. Later, Lingyuan introduced some peacocks, and the children born with them are even better.
These peacocks are also quite famous on the Internet. Manager Zhao just wanted to talk about it, and borrowed Golden Tail or Cuicui to match them, so as to leave them with some excellent genes. They raised a group of peacocks, but tourists said that it was like a group of pheasants, which was meaningless.
Of course, it's not in vain, and some "nutrition fees" can be given.
Of course Duan Jiaze agreed, he was very happy, seeing how capable Jin Wei and Cui Cui were, this would make money.
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During dinner, Duan Jiaze took Manager Zhao to dinner.
The employees also got off work one after another, and Lu Ya dawdled and sat next to Duan Jiaze.
Because Lu Ya has been using the bird form to get close these days, Duan Jiaze is not so embarrassed anymore, and he is still thinking about how much money the peacock can earn.
At this time, Xiao Su passed by, supported their table and asked: "Director, I heard that Jinwei and Cuicui are going to come out to make money?"
When Lu Ya heard a word, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Xiao Su.
Xiao Su: "Just this afternoon, didn't the director agree to lend Jinwei and Cuicui to other zoos to match the little peacocks? They don't borrow them for nothing, they pay for nutrition..."
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze wanted to stop him, but he didn't. Xiao Su had already spoken out.
He turned his head to look, and sure enough, Lu Ya looked over with a face of condemnation. Probably thinking in his heart why he only does things like prostitution and matchmaking.