[Do you think that this little lion sounds a bit like a chicken]
[Anyway, she doesn't look like Lele at all. Could it be that the neighbors helped me?]
[I wake up the dreamer with the previous words, don’t I look like a chicken!]
[No, no, it's more heroic than a chicken]
[I thought about it, it's better to say that it looks like Lu Ya than a chicken]
[Fucking old hen Luya hahahahahahaha, I have a bold guess, did you bring Luya to raise lions with you, director?]
[Case solved, case solved!]
Duan Jiaze looked at the barrage with black lines on his face. After him, the truth was found out by all the netizens.
Duan Jiaze felt it was unbelievable. He didn't spend too much time looking after Dabao and Xiaobao, anyway, it wasn't like when raising Miracle. And Lu Ya spent less time with him. After thinking about it, he didn't know when Lu Ya taught Dabao and Xiaobao to bark.
Lion cubs at this age can be said to be the time to shape their three views, because away from the lioness, the staff in charge of raising them not only have to take care of the cubs, eat and drink, but also teach them to be lions.
Just like Miracle's swimming was also taught by Duan Jiaze—speaking of which, it was also influenced by that guy Lu Ya.
As for the roar of the cubs, it is reasonable to say that the breeder will play some audios of the lion's roar, so that they can learn the correct sound, so that they are not likely to be affected by other animals.
Dabao chirped, he had finished taking his papa, rolled his tongue and licked his nose, and yelled hoarsely at Duan Jiaze a few more times.
It was the same way they barked in front of Duan Jiaze before. The milky humming sound that came out of their throats, the first time they let go of their voices just now, it became a chicken cry... no, a bird cry.
Lele... I am ashamed of you! !
Duan Jiaze put Dabao down and called the nursery keeper.
Netizens saw that the director put down the little lion, ran to the side and turned his back to make a phone call. Dabao rolled on the table, and Xiaobao yelled at the director a few times, with a bird's voice .
Netizens could vaguely hear the head of the park whispering to the phone: "...did you let the lions roar?...what, did you let it go? Didn't you play it enough..."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is the director calling other dads? Or is it not enough?]
[The director is super cute 23333]
Duan Jiaze came back with sweat on his face after making the phone call. He just confirmed that the breeders did not dare to slack off in educating the cubs, and they did play audio for them. They were also dumbfounded by what Duan Jiaze said.
A breeder even asked weakly: "Director, do you think it's because of the Luya bird..."
The subtext is, obviously it was the director, your bird, who taught the little lion to be bad.
What else could Duan Jiaze say? After returning, he silently wiped Dabao's buttocks, picked up Xiaobao and rubbed his stomach, and heard Xiaobao also screaming, feeling sad from it.
No, it must be corrected. In the future, lions will be exhibited in zoos, and they will scream like birds when they open their mouths with their mighty manes. Is that plausible
Lele sees it, can he still recognize his son
This made Duan Jiaze think of those foreigners who grew up in China. When learning a foreign language, they said "English is too tm difficult". You can't let the little lion develop like this. It will be difficult to correct it after it is finalized. Maybe you have to say, Lion's roar is too tm difficult to learn.
"Aww, aww?" Duan Jiaze rubbed Xiaobao's stomach while luring him to imitate his cry.
After all, Duan Jiaze has been in the zoo for so long, imitating a lion's roar is still a no-brainer.
[hhhhhhh I'm going to laugh like a fool]
[You think twice and start teaching foreign languages. Is there any expert who can tell you whether it is standard or not?]
[The headmaster corrects the little lion in a broken heart~]
[I want to pet the long hair in the garden, hahahaha]
Xiaobao looked at Duan Jiaze, opened his mouth, "chirp?"
I don't quite understand what the director's dad is calling...
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "Come on, follow me, oh-oh-"
Big Treasure and Little Treasure: "Hey-woo-"
[It's getting weirder and weirder! Now just by the sound, no one can guess what animal it is!]
[Stop talking, just now my mother heard my voice outside and asked me if I was watching a fantasy drama]
[In my lifetime, I actually watched live broadcasts to teach lions to cry]
It was originally a live broadcast to choose the name, but in the end hundreds of thousands of netizens watched Duan Jiaze teach the lion how to call it.
And it was so magical that in the end, many netizens admitted that they also called in front of their mobile phones.
[I can't help but learn with you. Just now when my boyfriend came back and heard me groaning, he rushed over to touch me and was slapped by me. He asked me aggrievedly, didn't he want to play a different paly?]
[My dad asked me if I have been under too much work pressure recently]
Even netizens have to learn it, and Dabao and Xiaobao have finally mastered it.
At this time, a familiar bird flew in from the window and landed on the table swaggeringly. It was Daojun Lu Ya.
As soon as Dabao and Xiaobao saw Luya, they excitedly crawled over to it.
In a good mood, Lu Ya stretched out his claws and stepped on Dabao, combed the hair on his hair with his bird's beak, and greeted the little boy with two barks.
It stands to reason that everyone should be surprised to see birds and lions get along so well, but since this is a zoo, anything is possible, and their focus is now in another place.
Did Dabao and Xiaobao really learn their cries from Lu Yaniao
Duan Jiaze wanted to stop him but didn't, he watched Dabao say, "Hey—"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Netizens: [Hahahahahahaha! !]
... This is brainwashing, right
"Get out, get out!" Duan Jiaze drove Lu Ya out with a dark face, and closed the window. Lu Ya stood on the window sill and looked inside, at a loss as to what he had done wrong.
Duan Jiaze admitted his mistake to netizens, "I shouldn't have brought birds to see lions, they are just in the learning stage, and I will never let Lu Ya see lions again."
Dabao and Xiaobao didn't know what happened, but when they saw Lu Ya go out, they yelled out the window. But because of their young age, they were easily distracted. Duan Jiaze dialed them back and brought a quick doll, and they were attracted.
Da Bao hugged the doll and bit it instinctively. Xiao Bao tried to insert it in but failed. Then he focused on Da Bao's tail and bit his brother's tail lightly.
"Correct after the cry, let's get back to the topic now, collect the names of the two cubs." Duan Jiaze said.
There were so many netizens who gave their opinions. Xiao Su recorded all the high voices and posted a vote on Weibo in real time. The collection time was seven days, and after seven days, the names were named according to the vote rate.
Of course, they are not named entirely according to the one with the highest votes. Some netizens just do it for fun, like Rising Kaka and the like.
Finally, according to the voting results, the two cubs named Dabao and Xiaobao were named: Le Xiaoxiang and Le Xiaotian.
This is He Lele's surname, and the first name is a tribute to Lu Ya. After all, they have become unprecedented lions that imitate birds. Here at Duan Jiaze, they are more used to calling them by their baby names.
After the full moon of Dabao and Xiaobao, they can no longer live in the baby box as before, but can go out for activities. Lingyuan has specially prepared a venue. While educating them to correct their barking, these little lions became good friends with the five pastoral dogs in the garden.
This is not a strange situation in the zoo. Lions and bears are like a family. After all, they are still young, and this is not a cruel wild.
The Four Heavenly Kings followed Duan Jiaze in, and they were very curious about the pair of lion cubs. Duan Jiaze hesitated at first, but luckily the little lion didn't absorb the essence of the dog's barking again. It seemed that Lu Ya was too contagious.
The Four Heavenly Kings and the Five Brothers even helped Duan Jiaze take care of the two cubs, licking them from head to toe.
Lionesses are usually responsible for this job, but Dabao and Xiaobao don't have mothers, so the breeders usually groom them. But this is not as natural as their warm tongue, and the love of the five pastoral dogs has filled the warmth.
Although you can go out for a stroll, the Lingyuan is not yet open for viewing. It will be opened for a period of time after two to three months, allowing tourists to see the cute lion cubs.
Dabao and Xiaobao were not born in Lingyuan, but they are the first pair of cubs in Lingyuan, which still has a certain meaning.
…
…
Duan Jiaze, who devotes himself to being a baby daddy, not only needs to help take care of the two cubs, but also cares about the miracle of kissing the goose.
Lu Ya is recently teaching Miracle the introduction to cultivating immortals, that is, starting from foundation establishment.
Duan Jiaze also went to accompany him a few times, but he didn't understand these things, so he usually sat by and played with his mobile phone or worked. It was later discovered that miracle learning seemed to be difficult.
Miracle lay on the ground, crying loudly.
Duan Jiaze, who was playing with his mobile phone, went over to comfort his fat son, "What's the matter, is it hard work? It's okay, let's learn slowly."
Miracle buried her head in Duan Jiaze's arms, crying so hard that her voice was very loud, but Duan Jiaze could only bear it.
Lu Ya looked innocent, "Is this still difficult?"
Miracle cried and said, "I can't learn it."
Duan Jiaze hadn't paid attention to it all the time, he thought it would be good to leave the training to Lu Ya, and he just came here to press the battle. Seeing the suffering of miracles, I couldn't help thinking, it seems that doing anything is not easy, and cultivation also has to suffer, which is much more difficult than human exams.
Lu Ya was also helpless, "Then why don't you get some instant elixir, but now I can't go back to the top, so I have to make it myself."
"Wait, give it a try first, if it doesn't work, then take the quick way." Duan Jiaze didn't agree with taking shortcuts at the beginning.
And after careful questioning, Duan Jiaze found that this was not the case.
If you can’t learn it, it’s not that Miracle doesn’t have perseverance, it’s just fat, but it has a heart that wants to fly, so it’s also very active in cultivation.
Although there is not enough spiritual energy in the age of the end of the world, Lu Ya has arranged a magic circle to attract a large amount of spiritual energy here to help miracles cultivate, so it is not a problem of spiritual energy.
And Miracle has been influenced by Lu Ya since he was in the egg, and his IQ is no problem.
Where is the problem? Yu Luya's education method is very rigid!
Duan Jiaze originally thought that with Lu Ya's cultivation base, it was not a casual way to teach immortals. Maybe our miracle will progress rapidly, and we will be able to fly in three years and transform into form in five years.
However, I never expected that Lu Ya's education method is quite rigid, and he preached miracles when he came up, and he preached very loudly.
Duan Jiaze questioned: "Can't you talk about the basics? Who can teach like this."
"This is the most basic, so I said that building a foundation is difficult," Lu Ya said, "I used to preach to some prehistoric animals in order to accumulate merit, or to achieve karma. Just like this for hundreds of years, Those who have the root of wisdom will naturally get enlightened. I have simplified it a lot now, who knows it still can't understand."
Duan Jiaze almost sprayed, "Wait a minute, I sound a bit wrong, I don't understand this, I'll ask someone."
Duan Jiaze wanted to say that he didn't seem to be like this in the novels he read, but then he remembered that he had never practiced before, so he didn't know whether people's cultivation was simple or advanced, and the novels were so credible.
Therefore, he was not sure. And the so-called asking someone, naturally has Su.
…
After listening to Duan Jiaze's question, Yousu chuckled, "Director, of course you are wrong, what Daojun teaches is not the foundation at all. Oh, it may be the foundation for him. They are three-legged golden crows. He came into the world with the cultivation of Da Luo Jinxian. Those animals who can understand his preaching in hundreds of years are also extremely talented compared to today's animals."
You Su paused for a moment, then laughed dryly again: "I'm afraid Daojun didn't realize it, after all, in his eyes, Miracle and I are weak."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
No wonder, Lu Ya saw miracles as similarly as Yousu, so of course he didn't realize that there was something wrong with his education method.
The characters in the prehistoric era are fundamentally different from those in the Dharma-ending era, not to mention that Lu Ya in the prehistoric era was all rooted and talented.
I didn't hear from Su that Lu Ya had never built a foundation at all, and he had the cultivation base of a Da Luo Jinxian from birth, just like his father. It is said that his father and uncle transformed from the sun star, and they also had the cultivation base of Daluo Jinxian, and later reached the level of quasi-sage, and they were among the top masters in the three realms.
Their so-called introduction is as natural as breathing to Lu Ya, and he may not know how to say it at all.
Duan Jiaze: "Then what else do you want to learn... I mean, you can't let Lu Ya teach you how to get started."
According to Yousu's reasoning, Duan Jiaze thought about it and decided to invite Bai Suzhen to teach Miracle.
When Bai Suzhen practiced, she was relatively close to their era. Her roots were very ordinary, and she also cultivated from a little white snake. But her foundation is very solid, and she will never mislead her children.
Lu Ya was shocked when he found out, "Don't let me teach? Why?"
Lu Ya has lived for so long, but no one has told him that he is not allowed to teach cultivation. Besides, this is his son, and he was not allowed to teach it, but let the white snake teach it. If it gets out, what will people think.
"Brother, don't get excited," Duan Jiaze said helplessly, "because what you're talking about is too profound for miracles, and it's not suitable for it. Do you really have no idea what the level of the world is now? The little Taoist priests of Linshui Temple Minutes were enlightened by you."
Lu Ya was in a daze, he had confiscated his apprentices, and he had occasionally preached some sermons, but no one would comment.
Seeing Lu Ya's shocked appearance, Duan Jiaze had no choice but to comfort him and talk about the goose education, "Actually, you are right as a godfather not to teach miracles. If you need education, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it."
Lu Ya was in a daze, and finally came back to his senses, "I'm still very..."
Although he didn't finish talking, Lu Ya was probably a little sad. He still wanted to teach Miracle himself. How great it would be to pass on his special skills to Miracle.
It was rare to see Lu Ya showing such weakness, Duan Jiaze couldn't bear it, and weakly stretched out his hand to Lu Ya's head.
Lu Ya looked at Duan Jiaze in astonishment.
Duan Jiaze touched his whole body when he was in bird form, but he had never touched his head when he was in human form, and the head was very different.
Duan Jiaze was a little embarrassed, and snorted a few times, "Ahem... It's okay, you can still teach miracles after you finish laying the foundation."
Duan Jiaze's touch made Lu Ya's hair, which was highlighted and dyed golden red, all messed up, and he felt that Lu Ya's hair also radiated warmth automatically, so it was quite comfortable to touch...
Looking at Lu Ya again, he closed his phoenix eyes unknowingly, his expression was stable, he seemed to enjoy being touched by Duan Jiaze very much, his usual arrogance disappeared with his eyes closed, because the posture of raising his head slightly revealed a little Fragile.
The word fragile doesn't seem to have anything to do with Lu Ya, but it left Duan Jiaze with that impression.
Duan Jiaze was also in a daze for a while, he put his hand on Lu Ya's forehead and watched him not move for a while.
Lu Ya suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Duan Jiaze and said triumphantly, "Hmph, you've been dumbfounded, I promise you to touch it a few more times."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze brushed Lu Ya's hair expressionlessly.
…
Bai Suzhen readily accepted Duan Jiaze's invitation and became Miracle's introductory teacher.
Although she knew that Miracle had a godfather with a high level of cultivation, her attitude was very stable, and she would not feel uneasy because Lu Ya sometimes watched from the sidelines.
Lu Ya looked at it a few times, but couldn't find anything wrong with it, and even muttered, so ordinary animals started to practice, and there are other methods and tricks
With the generous help of Bai Suzhen, the miracle really stopped howling, and was praised by Teacher Bai several times.
Bai Suzhen said: "However, Director, maybe after a miracle, I won't be able to practice water magic with me. Although it is reasonable to say that the emperor penguin also belongs to water, but his body is full of fire spirits."
Bai Suzhen is from water, Duan Jiaze didn't expect her to say that, he sighed and said, "I know, little fat man may be going to spit fire everywhere... Sigh, is there no way to practice water and fire?"
No matter what Duan Jiaze thought, he felt that an emperor penguin was like a fire-breathing dragon, and the sense of disobedience was too strong.
Bai Suzhen covered her lips and said with a smile: "You're joking, water and fire are incompatible, how can you practice both. Even if there are Taoist couples who practice one water and one fire, it is easy to cause conflicts."
"...Okay." It's not that Duan Jiaze doesn't understand the principle of incompatibility, but he was misled by some TV dramas and novels, so he couldn't help flirting, and Bai Suzhen also realized what he said.
Now Miracle can stay in the Polar Pavilion and stay in the sun, which is already very good, and it is too much to ask it to be able to spray water and fire.
Lu Ya is gearing up, "When it gets started, I will ask him to practice the real fire of the sun... This may be a bit difficult, but the true fire of Samadhi must be learned, and it can't be worse than that calf!"
Niu Duzi is talking about good fortune, and he is also born with a physique of fire.
Duan Jiaze asked, "How long have you been a beginner?"
This is equivalent to going to elementary school, and I don't know how long it will take to graduate.
Bai Suzhen pinched her fingers and calculated, "If you count by cultivating the Dao body... It took me a thousand years to transform into a form, but the miracle is that I have the help of the Dao Lord. I am afraid it will only take fifty years."
Fifty years and "as long as"? But compared with the millennium, it is indeed very short.
Duan Jiaze: "...that's okay, I can still enjoy family happiness."
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Dabao and Xiaobao are already two months old, and they are surrounded by many tourists when they go out for activities every day. Sometimes the Four Heavenly Kings will be put in to accompany them in activities. In this regard, they can even teach Dabao and Xiaobao some practical fighting skills.
For example, when the headmaster came in to help with breastfeeding, he pounced fiercely from behind with his butt pouted!
Then, he slipped off his calf, hugged Duan Jiaze's overshoes, gnawed ferociously on the toe of the shoe, leaving mottled teeth marks, and wailed—yes, birds croaked very rarely now.
At this time, Duan Jiaze would pick them up one by one. Usually, the tourists' interest would be higher at this time, because they like to watch people play with lion dumplings.
Such a big cub no longer needs to be fed with a bottle. Duan Jiaze put the warmed milk in a basin and licked it for them. The two cubs could lick their faces with milk stains.
In many zoos, cubs abandoned by their mothers can only drink milk from bitches and other animals. In the zoo where its mother was in before, it was very difficult to get milk twice, and it passed the critical moment. Later, it didn’t dare to harass the lioness anymore. alternative.
The milk that Dabao and Xiaobao drink now is provided by Ling Xiao Hope Project. When the breeders asked, Duan Jiaze was vague, and he didn't know what kind of animal's milk it was. But Duan Jiaze guessed that it might be some incredible spirit beast. He didn't see Dabao and Xiaobao growing stronger day by day.
Duan Jiaze sat on the rock watching the cub licking milk, and saw other breeders waving inside, so he walked over and said relaxedly, "What's the matter?"
Breeder: "Something is wrong, Director!"
Duan Jiaze said: "Don't act like Journey to the West, what's the big deal, human or animal?"
Breeder: "Animal's!"
Duan Jiaze breathed a sigh of relief, "That's okay, tell me, what's the matter."
He is not afraid of anything happening to the animals, as long as it doesn't happen to some tourists.
The breeder looked at his phone and said, "The white lions and egrets in our garden seem to be in love with each other!"
The smile on Duan Jiaze's face froze, "Huh? Who? Say it again?"