"I don't believe it anymore..." Duan Jiaze pushed Lu Ya with a hammer, nails and other tools, "Get out of the way."
Lu Ya climbed out of the collapsed bed, and his heavy body creaked the board when he got up.
Duan Jiaze decided to fix the bed by himself. He didn't believe that if Lu Ya didn't fix it for him, he would have no bed yet.
Last time at Linshui Temple, the broken window was repaired by Duan Jiaze himself, and it was also Lu Ya's fault. This time it's a little different, the bed is very big, it's a double bed.
Duan Jiaze put away all the bedding, exposing the bare wooden boards underneath, only to find that the wooden boards were directly broken from two-thirds of the way, and when they fell, they were also broken from the frame.
This bed was left over from the old Haijiao Zoo. Not to mention that it is not particularly hard, but it has a better structure and wood. It will be okay when Lu Ya's fat bird sits on it
Duan Jiaze was so angry that he brought out the word "fat bird".
Lu Ya snorted loudly, expressing disdain for the eyes of these human races. Duan Jiaze actually said that he was fat, which was obviously very standard, and those who watched the live broadcast kept talking about hens... all nonsense!
Lu Ya: "My Dao body changes according to the original shape. I am not fat at all in the three-legged Golden Crow!"
That's the reason of race, Duan Jiaze asked: "Is it because your three-legged Golden Crow is too heavy, so you need two or three legs to support it?"
Lu Ya: "!!"
Duan Jiaze's question brought up a new idea, and Lu Ya was silent for a while.
Duan Jiaze also tried carpentry in order to win the breath. He took one of the planks directly, cut it into several sections, put them under the breaks of the other planks, and nailed the two ends to connect the broken planks. In this way, although there is one less board and a little sparser, it is still passable. In the end, I have to put it back into the frame and beat it.
Lu Ya looked at Duan Jiaze repairing the bed, his brows furrowed deeper and deeper, "It's so shabby, it's so ugly."
I've seen people patching clothes, but I haven't seen people patching beds.
After all, Duan Jiaze is not a professional, and it looks even worse if he fights the bed board. In fact, he also felt speechless in his heart, and it wasn't because he wanted to fight against Lu Ya, otherwise he wasn't crazy, and he still slept on a patched bed when he was the head of the garden.
"It's ugly, I think it's very stylish." Duan Jiaze tried to retort, even though the air conditioner was on, his head was sweating.
Lu Ya: "..."
But in the end, Duan Jiaze couldn't finish the bed. He was so sleepy that he lay down beside the bed and fell asleep, only to be awakened by the sound of the hammer falling to the ground.
Lu Ya stretched out his head, and grabbed Duan Jiaze, his body became a little bigger, and he put Duan Jiaze on his back.
Lu Ya doesn't need a bed to sleep, or he doesn't need to sleep at all. He shrank his legs and lay on his stomach like this, acting as Duan Jiaze's temporary mattress.
Duan Jiaze didn't notice anything, and struggled to open his eyes when he was held in the air, and finally surrendered under the claws of sleep. He was lying on Lu Ya's back, and because of the comfortable temperature that Lu Ya deliberately adjusted, he turned his head and rubbed his face on the feather unconsciously.
If someone came in at this time, they would see this miraculous scene. The relationship between the size of the human and the bird was reversed. An adult was lying on the back of a huge golden-red bird, which felt very confusing.
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The next day, when Duan Jiaze woke up, he still hadn't come to his senses, he just said why his body was so soft, how could his mattress be so comfortable
As a result, he opened his eyes and saw a golden red, and then he came to his senses. Duan Jiaze got down from Lu Ya's back, looked at the bed board that was still a little loose, and scratched his head, "Did I sleep through last night?"
Lu Ya lay on the ground with his head down, glared at Duan Jiaze and said nothing.
what is this
It doesn't seem to be considered a discovery of conscience. If a true conscience is discovered, don't you get a bed? But to be honest, sleeping on Lu Ya's back is much more comfortable. Duan Jiaze smoothed Lu Ya's down hair with his hands.
Duan Jiaze changed his clothes in embarrassment, and went to the logistics management staff, "Well, my bed is broken, buy me a new one, it's bigger, I like to turn over at night."
Duan Jiaze had to explain one more word to avoid ambiguity.
The staff looked at Duan Jiaze strangely, "... yes, director."
Duan Jiaze: "Why are you looking at me like that? My bed was left by Lao Haijiao. It's very old. It broke last night!"
The employee nodded hurriedly, "Yes."
Duan Jiaze still felt that something was wrong, and forced to ask, "Why?"
Employee: "I really didn't think much about it. A lot of people heard the movement in your room last night. And..." He hesitated for a moment, and said the main point, "Brother Lu came to me just now, saying that your bed is broken Yes, he feels sorry, you didn't sleep well last night, so I came to tell you to change to a new bed, and it must be firmer."
The real situation is that Lu Ya felt a little sorry when he saw Duan Jiaze repairing the bed so stubbornly last night, so he talked to someone about buying a new bed today.
But he came back to find someone one after another, so people don't think too much about it.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
He just said that he didn't reveal anything in his words, and the staff looked weird.
Listen, what did Lu Ya say! I'm sorry, I didn't sleep well... It's so obscene!
You usually don't admit your mistakes even if you die, why are you so enlightened now? !
Duan Jiaze didn't know where to start to explain, so he couldn't help but say, "Just... buy a bed, I'm leaving."
…
After another half day, the gossip spread throughout Lingyuan.
At Brother Lu's request, the director didn't know what to play in the middle of the night, and collapsed the bed, and the sound resounded up and down the stairs. The head of the garden was furious, and Brother Lu was careful to flatter him, and personally asked about the purchase of a new bed, and gave instructions: it must be strong.
For a short story that can be told in a few sentences, all employees can make up 30,000 words of detailed content.
At noon, as soon as Duan Jiaze took his seat, Yousu next to him said, "Director, did you fight with Daojun last night?"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
He expected that he would not be able to hide it, the commotion was too great last night, even if he changed the bed, he couldn't hide from so many eyes. But... It spread so quickly, even Yousu knew who it was, who actually wentssip with children.
Duan Jiaze looked at Yousu, trying to tell from her expression whether she was on purpose or not.
Yousu seemed to know what Duan Jiaze was thinking, hehehe said: "I think they guessed wrong, the bed should have collapsed because of a fight."
As expected of a Nine-Tailed Fox, Duan Jiaze almost guessed the truth, and said convincingly, "Yeah, I also repaired the bed for half a night, but I couldn't fix it, so I had to buy a new bed in the end."
At this time, Jiaze received the news that Director Ma of the Propaganda Department had sent both the script and the score, probably as soon as he got to work. Duan Jiaze saw that the name of the script was "The Soul of the East China Sea", and there was an outline in front of it, which roughly introduced the folk stories.
Duan Jiaze showed the script to Xiong Siqian, and Xiong Siqian said: "Principal, I heard that your bed collapsed last night, next time this happens, you come to me!"
Duan Jiaze turned his head and stared at Xiong Siqian. Even Xiaoxiong knew about it, "Huh?"
Xiong Siqian was seen by him, and said weakly: "I'll fix your bed for you..."
"Oh, forget it." Duan Jiaze felt that if he really agreed to let Xiong Siqian help, he would be harming Xiong Siqian, "You should read the script."
Xiong Siqian took Duan Jiaze's phone and finished reading the script. It took Xiong Siqian a long time to finish the ten-to-twenty-minute script, and then he said, "Is this a skewer?"
"That's right." Duan Jiaze smiled, "It's a very common pattern."
He explained the matter of returning to the Dragon Shadow Puppetry. Xiong Siqian thought for a moment, hummed against the music score, and finally said: "I think it's okay. Hey, director, you see there is Jingwei in here, why don't we put Jingwei in it?" Wei also called to dub."
Duan Jiaze; "..."
Here is the legend of Jingwei filling the sea. Jingwei has lines, and after turning into a bird, it will be the sound of birds. Xiong Siqian made suggestions and let Jingwei's own bird do the dubbing.
Xiong Siqian: "His Royal Highness Jingwei doesn't know how to sing, you can let the actors come, and the bird singing behind it is always okay. Director, the sound of Jingwei is self-singing, and the actors are not good at singing, and there is no such sound effect, it is better to let them sing." Jingwei will come by himself."
Duan Jiaze was a little dizzy. He felt that if Jingwei really agreed, the show would really grow up...
Whoever is rehearsing a drama can invite the deity to act in it, it's still of this nature.
Duan Jiaze thought, maybe it's really possible? Try it, you can't be more conservative than a monster of Xiong Siqian's age.
Duan Jiaze: "I'll ask Jingwei."
…
Jingwei agreed!
Jingwei said: "Isn't it just dubbing? Since this is to promote me, I hope people will be moved after hearing my story and come to reclaim the sea together."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
If you think too much, it shouldn't be possible...
Xiong Siqian comforted Jingwei: "Your Highness, there will be. I read in the news that many coastal cities have reclaimed land from the sea because of the shortage of land. In the future, Donghai City will also use land. Maybe there will be such a project. At that time, a group of people Help you fill the sea together."
Jingwei asked Xiong Siqian about the source and details of the news in surprise...
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze thought "what the hell" at first, but soon realized that this is not impossible!
Maybe, in a certain year and a certain month, the human race will really help Jingwei fill up the East China Sea, although it should be impossible to completely fill it up.
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Xiong Siqian was allowed to go out from time to time to rehearse with the performers of "The Soul of the East China Sea".
In a few days, when the tourism gala kicks off, Xiong Siqian, Mr. Liu and other actors will perform together. They actually recorded their parts in the recording studio, but on the gala day, they still have to sing live, which seems grand .
As the key tourism project of Donghai City, Duan Jiaze was originally among the invited guests. He didn't bring anyone else, so he took Jingwei to enjoy it.
After all, there is Jingwei in this accompaniment tape.
The actress Jingwei was still amazed, she was ready to learn how to sing birds by herself, who knew that Mr. Xiong brought a finished product directly, and when she heard it, it was the sound of a bird calling "Jingwei", lifelike— Although she had never heard of Jingwei's name.
The sound, which can be heard as "Jingwei", does not make people feel that it is anthropological, as if it is made by a real bird.
When they arrived at the scene, Duan Jiaze met with people he knew, and introduced the Jingwei he had brought along. When they saw Jingwei, they kept asking Duan Jiaze where she went to school, and some people offered to contact him if they encountered any difficulties in entering school. .
"??" Duan Jiaze was puzzled for a while, and finally his eyes fell on Jingwei's colorful hair, which was tied up and exposed underneath, and he immediately understood. How can there be such a dyed hair in a normal school, I am afraid that Jingwei's grades are not good, and he is in a very casual school.
Duan Jiaze took Jingwei and sat in a better position to watch the performance. The Huilong Shadow Puppetry was the finale, and the last big axis play was a poem recitation by a local college student, all of which were poems describing the East China Sea.
When it was the turn of Huilong Shadow Puppetry, the host first introduced the origin and current situation of Huilong Shadow Puppetry. The origin of this performance is to work together to help Huilong Shadow Puppetry.
Next, the leaders of the relevant departments are still introducing Xiong Siqian to the tourist businessmen, emphasizing that although you sound unknown, you are actually a folk master. Our vice governor especially respects it, and experts from the Peking Opera Theater have also affirmed it.
Duan Jiaze knew that today's show was performed by Mr. Liu, his apprentice and his son, using a lot of shadow puppets, and the formation was huge.
The lights dimmed, and as the musicians of the local theater played the flute, the melodious and clear sound of the flute echoed, and waves and rocks appeared on the curtain, and a dragon circled in the air, as if clouds were spreading rain.
Gradually, under such conditions, houses and crowds appeared on the East China Sea, and then the story officially began.
According to the chronological order, Jingwei reclamation began at the beginning. When the girl was playing at the beach, she was swallowed by the ruthless sea. In order to revenge, her soul turned into a bird, and she brought wood and stone from the west mountain, vowing to fill up the East China Sea.
Under the brand-new adaptation, the music is more appreciative, coupled with the superb skills of Mr. Liu, his mentor, his father and his son, the shadow puppets come alive amidst the flickering light and shadow, showing the legends of thousands of years ago.
It cannot be said that everyone watched it with gusto, at least they were still paying attention.
At this time, there was a sobbing sound beside Duan Jiaze.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
He turned away, patted Jingwei on the back, and handed her the tissue.
People around also looked at Jingwei, wondering why the girl started crying.
Wiping her tears, the girl said, "Woooo... I'm sorry, it's so touching..."
Everyone: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Seeing such a beautiful girl cry, the onlookers couldn't help but reflect on themselves. Was it because they were too numb, otherwise why didn't they feel any tears?
At this time, the lyrics in the play are already mourning Jingwei, praising her spirit of daring to challenge the sea and perseverance.
Jingwei burst into tears, probably thinking of the past.
The reporter from the municipal TV station was still filming on the spot. Seeing that some viewers were crying, they were as excited as a cat that had caught a mouse. They rushed over and held up the machine to take close-ups of Jingwei.
— Not only was the audience moved to tears, but also a beautiful audience, can there be a better picture than this
Under the stage, Jingwei's eyes were blurred with tears, and his thoughts were still unfinished. On the stage, the role of Xiong Siqian has also appeared. He played the role of Li Jing in Nezha Naohai. These actors will not show their faces until the end, after all, the protagonist is still a shadow puppet.
Xiong Siqian's tone is very high, full of energy, obviously not on the same level as other actors, and the audience, whether they understand Peking opera or not, are all refreshed, um, this is amazing.
After all, the city government's equipment is not professional. Halfway through the singing, something went wrong with the audio equipment, and the sound suddenly fell silent.
But on the stage, the musicians are all professionals. Mr. Liu and Xiong Siqian are even more experienced, and there is no chaos at all. The shadow puppets still move, and Xiong Siqian raises his voice again on the current basis.
Fortunately, this is a live soundtrack. If the accompaniment is played, it will probably have to be suspended.
The equipment is not professional. Apart from being silent halfway, there is actually another problem with it, that is, the sound quality is not particularly good.
The audience in the audience suddenly realized that after the sound was gone, the actor himself raised his voice. Not only could everyone still hear it clearly, but they even felt that the voice sounded like a natural reverberation in the wide auditorium, which was more powerful than after the amplification. nice!
What should have been an accident turned out to be stunning. People with long ears can hear it well. Just saying that they can transmit the sound so far is a solid foundation. For a moment, there was no intense storyline, and the audience applauded the actors on stage.
To their pity, the sound was restored after a while.
After the nearly 20-minute performance was over, the audience applauded thunderously. Under the introduction of the host, the dubbing and music performers appeared one by one, and finally Mr. Liu, the father and son, the teacher and apprentice.
From a distance, Duan Jiaze could see clearly on and off the stage. Old Mr. Liu had a few tears of excitement streaming down his face. It had been a long time since he had performed such a formal and grandiose performance. This scene reminds Mr. Liu of many years ago when he was a child, he followed his father to other villagers' homes and set up a stage to act. The audience was full of neighbors and neighbors, watching their performance with anticipation.
…
After the final poem recitation was over, Duan Jiaze took Jingwei to the backstage. He was going to chat with Mr. Liu and make an appointment to talk about inviting them to perform in Lingyuan.
When he walked backstage, Duan Jiaze heard someone shout, "Jiaze!"
He thought he was calling himself, but when he saw that it was a woman holding a child and calling Jia Ze, he suddenly laughed. It turned out that it was a child with the same name as him.
Xiong Siqian was also not far away. Hearing that voice, he laughed and said, "Director, this child has the same name as you."
The mother and son were guests at the party, and they went to the backstage to see the shadow puppets up close. Hearing what they said, they even glanced at Duan Jiaze curiously.
Duan Jiaze pursed his lips and smiled, "...my name is also Jiaze."
The woman also laughed, "That's really a coincidence."
Everyone was looking for Mr. Liu, and they had such a relationship, so they chatted for a few words. When the woman saw that Duan Jiaze's son had the same name, she felt a little more closeness for no reason, and felt that his family had similar tastes to her, so they both named him by this name.
The woman said: "You look very gentle, unlike my son, who is too skinny."
Duan Jiaze said politely: "Your son is lively and cute."
"What's so lively?" The woman showed a tangled expression, "Nine out of ten times I was bitten by a dog, and I could break my bones when I jumped from the bed."
The child cried when he heard it, "Why does the dog keep biting me—"
It is also very aggrieved to look at it, crying when it comes to sad things.
At this time Mr. Liu came over, and Xiong Siqian introduced them to them. Mr. Liu was very kind to the child, looked at the child who was also named Jia Ze and said, "What's wrong with this kid?"
"Don't you want to see the shadow puppets? Grandpa is here, don't cry." The woman comforted her son and explained to Mr. Liu in a funny way. She often complained about her son's affairs to others, and said a few more unlucky things, such as her son playing with his friends, everyone else was fine, only he was injured in various ways.
Mr. Liu shook his head when he heard what happened to little Jiaze, and said, "Decades ago, there was also a child in our town. His parents named him 'Lingze' after he was born, but he disappeared. It is said that it was because he was born in On the edge of the East China Sea, even adding water to the name, the life of the little baby is relatively thin, and it will die if it can't stand it."
The woman's face suddenly changed. Mr. Liu spoke too bluntly. Doesn't this imply that her son is also unlucky? She is not superstitious, but she has to think of the child's inexplicable misfortune, and immediately feels restless.
Old Mr. Liu acted like a normal person, and even brought out a shadow puppet to teach little Jiaze how to play it.
The children couldn't understand what the adults said, so when they saw the shadow puppets, they wiped away their tears and turned their tears into laughter.
Duan Jiaze also heard similar sayings when he was a child, such as giving a child the emperor's name, the child may not be able to bear it, it belongs to folklore, and it is related to the ancient Chinese zodiac five elements, eight trigrams and numerology.
Of course, this time is a little different, because Duan Jiaze's name is the same as this child, so he felt a little weird, and muttered, "My name is also Duan Jiaze..."
But he was never chased and bitten by a dog when he was a child, but he didn't see how hard it was, and he was so poor after college. Opening a zoo after college is not bad, but he is so busy that the Hope Project will give him a elixir.
Xiong Siqian leaned over and said, "Principal, you think too much, you must be desperately short of water in your life - only this name can hold the three-legged Golden Crow!!"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
... You're right, his life is simply too tough, and it's okay to raise a three-legged Golden Crow.
According to this theory, people are named with water because of the lack of water in their life. Could it be that he has a golden crow in his life, so he has to use Dajiang Daze to make up for it