Ever since this rogue app was forced to be installed, it has brought "surprises" to Duan Jiaze. Isn't this app not long after it was developed, and it was only upgraded once.
The main reason is that the content of this app is unusual, and there are too many tricks, one-half of an animal, which makes Duan Jiaze cry.
Lu Ya was called over by Duan Jiaze, looked at the content, and pondered for a long time.
Duan Jiaze looked at him: "Brother, don't tell me you don't even know what kind of animal it is, isn't it too mysterious?"
"It's not that I don't know, but there are too many." Lu Ya glanced at him, "There are too many people who can survive with only half of their bodies, not to mention those prehistoric beasts."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
His scalp is numb, can he survive with only half of his body left? It's acceptable for him to endure it, after all, he has become much more courageous after tempering, but what about the tourists
Although Lingyuan attracts many young tourists, there are also many children. This is completely unsuitable for children.
If children want to see the internal structure of animals, they can just read the books in the popular science museum, but they have to look at your bloody ones
Lu Ya held Duan Jiaze's phone and looked at it for a while, and said with disgust: "It's too crude, and I don't write anything."
No matter what Luya came, he would not be afraid, but he also disdains this level of simplicity.
Duan Jiaze was first fooled by the system's automatic capture function, and now he had no choice but to hold his head, "Forget it, I'll see what you do."
…
Before the dispatched animals came, Duan Jiaze first welcomed a batch of emperor penguins, which were not from the Blue Bird Zoo, but introduced from another animal. He wants to set up a breeding center, which should be called "breeding geese". First of all, he must have a certain number of emperor penguins before he can start it.
The funds were not so abundant before, and the few pairs of emperor penguins that were introduced were just asking for directions. Later, the effect was very good, and the eggs could be hatched every year.
It won't be long before their breeding center will be up and running.
Moreover, because of the bee incident last time, Duan Jiaze also thought that they still lack an insect house. In fact, most zoos do not have insect houses, or use specimens instead. This is not necessary, so I hope that the project did not give Lingyuan the task of building an insect house.
Now the system's support tasks have long since disappeared, and the feed has been solved by self-planting and diluting poplar nectar according to the previous plan, not to mention helping to build the exhibition hall.
The development plan has long been in Duan Jiaze's hands. He has not forgotten that he still has a ten-year mission to develop into a first-class zoo during this period. Duan Jiaze wanted to build an insect museum, and he had some ideas about this new pavilion.
Modern zoos cannot be static and boring. They must expand themselves and learn from other amusement parks. The previous cage areas were all indoor exhibition halls, and it stands to reason that the insect hall should be the same.
However, Duan Jiaze hopes to remove the pavilion this time, so he can combine the garden and insects together. Let Mr. Shi Martian design the garden, and place the cage directly among the flowers and trees in the open air. Moreover, this must have a strong ornamental value, not to say that a glass box is placed in a pile of plastic flowers that grow randomly.
Of course, there must be many problems in this, which need to be overcome one by one, but Duan Jiaze hopes to have a new trick. Anyway, he has many advantages over others, so he has to "do" within the controllable range.
Now that he had this idea, Duan Jiaze began to collect information. Instead of handing it over to the staff below, he conceived it himself first, and then asked the professional team if it could be completed.
Let’s go back to the emperor penguins. This time, ten young emperor penguin couples joined the big family of Lingyuan.
Emperor penguins live in groups. They must be in the group with the original emperor penguins in Lingyuan, and the offspring will continue to join the group. However, they cannot be brought into contact with other emperor penguins from the very beginning, but isolated to let them get acquainted with each other's sounds and tastes first.
Not only the newly introduced emperor penguins, even young penguins raised artificially may have to be isolated with railings for a period of time when they join the group, otherwise they will be easily bullied by adult penguins.
—Of course, it is a special case that one emperor penguin crowds out all the remaining penguins like a miracle.
Because of these new emperor penguins, Duan Jiaze went to watch them for a few days. He was afraid that Miracle would bully the twenty new penguins, so he would definitely do it with Miracle's ferocious character.
The original emperor penguins had also grown to more than 20. As soon as Duan Jiaze went there, he saw that they were barking at the opposite side through the railing, and their fat bodies would hit the railing from time to time.
Miracle didn't participate, but it was languid, fanning the wind and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp, and as soon as people stopped, it barked once, and then barked again on both sides.
"I knew it..." As Duan Jiaze expected, he quickly changed his clothes and went in.
Although there will definitely be running-in when the two groups merge, it is definitely not a unilateral bullying like Miracle.
When Miracle saw Duan Jiaze, it ran back. How smart it is now, it knew why it came in as soon as it saw Duan Jiaze, and ran back if it didn't want to be scolded.
Watching it run, Duan Jiaze laughed out loud angrily and amusedly, and ran forward.
But Miracle's running is different from Duan Jiaze's running. Penguins are like this. No matter how flexible they are underwater, their running on land is at most equal to human's fast walking. Congenital shortcomings.
Duan Jiaze trotted to catch up soon, and Miracle was still chattering. He turned his head and took a look, then lay down on his stomach and slid out.
There is a slope here, and Miracle slid down immediately, with his belly sticking to the ground, his narrow wings slightly spread, and his movements are chic and easy.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
This time the distance was widened again, Miracle stood up with a whimper, and continued to walk away.
Duan Jiaze: "You still run away! I'm suing your godfather!"
Miraculously, he didn't dare to move anymore, and turned around listlessly.
There were quite a few tourists standing outside the glass curtain wall, and they didn't hear what Duan Jiaze said in detail. They were a little far away and there was a glass wall, but their movements were very clear. The young man who looked like a breeder ran after the biggest penguin, and that penguin also ran and slid out, making the young man unable to catch up, so he pointed at it and shouted, and the penguin immediately turned around slowly, That's pitiful, simply.
Duan Jiaze walked over panting. He was not bad in physical strength, but it was more difficult to wear clothes that were bulky inside.
"Are you still running?" Duan Jiaze went to the place where the miracle is thick—that is, anywhere, and patted it, "If you don't learn the good ones, you will learn the bad ones. What kind of zoo bullying? How is your study? Did you practice today? "
Miracle:"… … "
Such a tall, fat emperor penguin stood with his head down in front of Duan Jiaze and listened to him. The tourists outside were so happy to see him.
Someone also asked the commentator next to him why the breeder scolded the penguin, "It looks very obedient. There are dozens of penguins over there who are fighting each other, but it is obedient."
Seeing that it might be a first-time visitor to Lingyuan, the guide said with a dry smile, "You may not know much about it. This is a miracle in our polar region. That is not an ordinary breeder. It is our garden director. Miracle was hatched artificially back then. Don’t look at it as if it didn’t participate, but in fact it was the one who instigated the quarrel between the two sides, and it was the boss of the original group of penguins, so the director has to teach it.”
The tourist said in amazement: "So it is like this!"
Everyone didn't pay attention and thought the penguin had done something wrong, and the breeder educated it. Now, although there was nothing wrong, the content was more complicated than they imagined. It turned out that it was secretly provoking trouble. This is so much fun.
Another tourist said: "How about the director of the zoo? Haha, I heard that monkeys are also like this. If ordinary monkeys do something wrong, the keeper will go to the monkey king."
The guide smiled: "That's the reason. To manage animals, you must first control their bosses. You see, even if you move a beehive, you must first catch their queen bees."
Inside, Duan Jiaze was still educating the miracle, and it was coming to an end, "...you work hard, Dad is waiting for you to spray the little flames."
Miracle raised his head and opened his mouth to Duan Jiaze. The fire didn't come out, it was just a gust of hot wind.
"Okay, I know that cultivation is difficult." Duan Jiaze scolded for a while, then hugged Miracle distressedly, which once again caused excited shouts from the audience outside, and then walked out slowly.
As for the miracle, under Duan Jiaze's education, he didn't dare to push it any longer, and let the penguins of both sides communicate and integrate.
…
After leaving the Polar Oceanarium, Duan Jiaze went back to the office.
Today was also generous. Standing in front of the office building, Duan Jiaze looked up and glanced to the side, thinking that there were clothes falling off just like last time, but after a closer look, he found that there was actually Su hanging on the telephone pole.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
You Su looked up and saw Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze looked around, "What are you doing up there?"
Yousu said with a gloomy expression, "It's nothing, I'll hang up for a while."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze laughed and said, "What do you mean hang up for a while! Do you think you are dried squid?"
Having been seen through, Yousu didn't care about that little face anymore, she said in a low voice: "To be honest, I can't get down anymore. We were watching TV just now, and I saw a rare bird sanctuary in the next province, so I just commented on it." In one sentence, Daojun drove me up to the telegraph pole... and then locked me here."
Duan Jiaze was speechless, "You owe it too, sister, why can't you fix this problem?"
I also know that Yousu's "evaluation" can't be a good word.
If Yousu is still in the form of a fox, if he can still move, he will definitely wag his tail non-stop, "I've been hanging for twenty minutes. If I hadn't used a cover-up, I would have been discovered long ago. Daojun also said that I would hang for ninety-nine and eighty-one days." .Director, you take a pole and poke me off, and then follow me."
"No." Duan Jiaze's face changed, "You jumped from such a high place, and if I reached out to catch it, would my hand be broken right away?"
These dispatched animals always don't know how vulnerable humans can be.
Su let out a long sigh, and she also began to lament why she wanted to die, and she couldn't get tired of it. There is no way, the nine-tailed fox is so smart, but the death rate is also extremely high, who made them like to dance on the tip of the knife.
But Duan Jiaze didn't ignore it. Is it really plausible to hang on for ninety-nine and eighty-one days
Even the clothes-drying pole at this height couldn't reach it, so Duan Jiaze had an idea and went to look for Yuan Hong again. Other animals may be afraid of Lu Ya, but Yuan Hong has a unique trick. His incarnation is so real that no one can tell the difference.
Duan Jiaze asked Yuan Hong for a favor, "Poke Yousu down."
Yousu's complexion changed, "Since you called someone, why use poking, can't you just explain the immobilization technique to me?"
Duan Jiaze thought, yes, that's right, after all, he didn't have that concept, so he couldn't turn the corner for a while.
"Troubleshooting!" Yuan Hong impatiently swiped his stick, and Yousu fell down.
But Yuan Hong didn't go to pick it up, and Duan Jiaze couldn't pick it up either. Yousu fell hard but didn't land on the ground. Instead, a group of magpies flew out and formed a bridge deck, and Yousu landed on them firmly.
Yuan Hong then went to help Yousu unlock the body-holding technique, and then left without leaving his body or name.
Yousu: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Yousu was very angry, and stomped his feet, "Who is this man! Don't think I didn't see it, he even laughed!"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Yes, snickering is the most speechless.
Duan Jiaze wanted to talk to Yousu again about the matter of restraining himself from committing suicide when his cell phone rang suddenly, and it was a call from the Tourist Service Center: "Garden, Director, a member of society is looking for you..."
His tone was very tense, and when Duan Jiaze heard it, his heart tightened: "Is there someone asking us to collect protection money? Then protect him quickly!"
staff:"… … "
Duan Jiaze: "Where is he? I'll meet you in the past."
Duan Jiaze was not joking just now, he really charged protection fees, so he had to protect him well, or he would be killed by some great god accidentally.
The employees are weak and dare not invite people in. Now they stay in a reception room in the visitor center, which is different from the reception room in the office building. The office building was inside, and they saw that the man was vicious, so of course they dared not invite him in.
Duan Jiaze didn't think much, and rushed to the tourist center without Su. He thinks that what kind of social person is really, if he can let the dog solve it, he can let the dog solve it, or don't bother with the disaster of the subjugation level.
…
Duan Jiaze looked at the trembling staff of the visitor center, and said a few words of comfort. Most of them are young girls here, and they are timid.
"Okay, is this person scarier than a tiger?" Duan Jiaze made a joke. These girls were testing the free-range area together, but they had experienced an accident where a tiger jumped out.
The employees were a little amused at this point, "Director, that man looks so fierce!"
"Okay, I'll meet him." Duan Jiaze told them to go back to their posts and go to the reception room by themselves.
When I opened the door, there was a person sitting on a wooden chair, drinking tea. When he noticed someone, he looked up.
At this glance, Duan Jiaze could clearly see that this person was not ugly, and he even had good facial features, but there was a vicious look on the corners of his brows and eyes, and his movements were very crisp, so simple that he used some force, which made people feel that he would expose himself at any time. Hurt people.
Judging by temperament alone, it is not only fierce, it is simply evil.
Duan Jiaze's eyebrows twitched, "Hello, I'm Duan Jiaze, the director of Lingyuan Zoo, what's your surname?"
As soon as the man put the tea bowl down, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, "Call me Jiuye."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze glanced back and reached out to touch the doorknob. He was about to let the dog go.
Seeing Duan Jiaze turn around, the person who called himself Ninth Master said again, "It's agreed in advance, when I leave, give me a high score, and I'll have something to do now."
Duan Jiaze paused, "You want to be sent by the engineer?"
Master Jiu raised his eyelids and glanced at Duan Jiaze, and said with a sneer, "You just understand?"
"I thought he was here to collect protection money." Duan Jiaze muttered, and he said why Donghai City still dared to collect protection money from him, especially after he had just cooperated with the Donghai City Police Department. It's because the female employees didn't make it clear, they probably saw Master Jiu was taken aback.
Duan Jiaze thought about what he said just now. This is also a plan to treat the transformation as a vacation. Duan Jiaze said, "Sorry, I'm an ordinary human race, so I can't tell. Regarding the high score and leaving, please come with me to the office building Let's chat a few words... Also, I want to ask, my notice said that it was one-half of an animal, so I didn't ask you about your roots?"
That's why Duan Jiaze didn't think that this person was dispatching animals, didn't he mean one-half, this Ninth Master looks so complete!
Who knew that with just a few words from Duan Jiaze, Lord Jiu would explode.
It was the same as his demeanor, with a kind of evil spirit that said to do it, he stepped over, punched a hole in the wall next to Duan Jiaze, and said with a gloomy face: "What's wrong with you! Don't think that the Hope Project is real. If I can protect you, there are many ways to kill a mere mortal!"
Duan Jiaze didn't know if Master Jiu had watched the TV series of Mortal World, anyway, his posture of smashing the wall with one hand was very similar to that of a wall. At this time, Jia Ze heard a scream from an employee outside, probably heard some movement here, and he quickly shouted: "It's okay, don't make noise!"
Seeing that Duan Jiaze still dared to be absent-minded, Master Jiu's evil spirit became even stronger, and black mist almost appeared on his face, rising up, looking as if he wanted to choose someone to devour, it looked very scary.
If it were a less courageous one, just looking at it like this and feeling the breath would probably make you pee in fright.
Duan Jiaze whispered, "Don't be impulsive..."
Master Jiu raised his brows, thinking that he was speaking to himself, but just as he was about to raise his hand, a stream of light came and landed in the room, and one person kicked Master Jiu on his back from behind.
Master Jiu immediately rushed to the street, lying on the ground, throwing himself on the ground, three points into the ground.
Lu Ya stepped on Master Jiu, and without waiting for Duan Jiaze to say anything, the invisible became tangible, and the killing knife condensed in his hand, and he chopped off Master Jiu's head with one blow!
Then there was a real fire from the sun, and before the falling head had time to scare Duan Jiaze with its ferocious face, it had already turned into fly ash...
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze said in shock: "...how did you kill him, this?!"
He couldn't organize his words for a while, although Lord Jiu was very cruel, but is it really okay to cut him off without saying a word
Before he finished being startled, another head grew out of Master Jiu's severed neck, exactly the same as the original one.
Duan Jiaze was taken aback, "Damn it!"
"Where did I get half of it? It turned out to be you, the nine-headed worm." Lu Ya sneered, "This creature has nine heads, and one head has one life."
When Duan Jiaze heard this, he immediately understood the origin of this monster. It was the nine-headed son-in-law who stole the relic back then. He was hunted down by Erlang God and Monkey Brother, and one of his heads was bitten off by the Roaring Dog. "... Didn't he run away before?" ?”
"The one who was caught later cut off three of my heads, otherwise I would not be able to subdue the law." Nine-headed insect said angrily, he turned his head slightly, and his tone was not as fierce as before, "I didn't expect that Daojun was also in his own place. Xiao Jiu offended, but my head is enough..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Damn, I was still Master Jiu just now, but when I met Lu Ya, I would be Xiaojiu.
And this person has been popular so many times that he doesn't even know that Lu Ya is with him. After all, this person lost four heads, no wonder the system mark is one-half of an animal, it is incomplete! It turned out that it was such a half!
Duan Jiaze didn't know whether to be happy or to sigh. He was happy because he was not a half-animal, and he didn't need to look at the bloody internal organs, but this nine-headed worm, can it be safe
Speaking of which, this hope project is not very rigorous, it can only be said to be about one-half, actually five-ninths...
Besides, Xiao Jiu, before he finished talking about the turning point, Lu Ya raised his knife and chopped it down again, and in an instant another head fell to the ground, turning into flying ash.
After Xiao Jiu's head grew back, he became irritable and moved under Lu Ya's feet: "Why should I cut me again! I respect you as a senior, but you can't go too far!!"
He was hunted down by Heavenly Court for so long and only lost three heads. Lu Ya chopped off two of his heads as soon as he spoke. No wonder he got hairy. These two lives were too unjust! Even if he offends, isn't one head enough to make amends
Duan Jiaze: "...my brother is still so unreasonable."
Lu Ya said coldly: "Did I allow you to speak?"
Xiao Jiu suddenly lost his temper. He wanted to yell, but he was afraid that Lu Ya would reach out and stab him again. How cruel this person is, the entire Three Realms know it. The beheading of him just now was because he opened his mouth without authorization. He is fierce, but this guy has nothing to fear except being cruel.
Lu Ya crushed it hard again. Although Xiao Jiu was in pain, he didn't dare to hold any excuses. He gritted his teeth and kept silent, cursing Lu Ya shamelessly in his heart.
"Hmph." Seeing that he was silent, Lu Ya sneered, and said to Duan Jiaze, "Do you want to cut off your head too?"
Xiao Jiu's eyes were about to burst, if he cut him off again, only two heads would be left.
"No need, it's too bloody." Even though he knew that the Nine-Headed Insect had nine lives, Duan Jiaze still couldn't accept it, "Then what, let's take it to the building over there, where tourists come and go."
The Nine-Headed Insect hit the wall just now and scared his staff, and he will have to call someone to patch the wall and floor later.
Lu Yati slipped Xiaojiu out, and the employees outside were dumbfounded.
When did Brother Lu come here, and he even subdued this social person, and the director followed behind... Wow, Brother Lu is such a powerful boyfriend.
…
Duan Jiaze didn't know what his employees were thinking, he just locked the door so that the employees would not go in immediately, and walked a few steps to follow Lu Ya, "I don't remember a bit, please recall for me, what is his real shape? "
"I'll ask him to change it to show you later, it's a bird with nine heads, very ugly." Lu Ya said lightly.
Xiao Jiu: &%*#@#%￥
Duan Jiaze also remembered this, that's right, the nine-headed bird, the original shape is also very vicious, and it is also a bird of prey. However, it is definitely not as fierce as Lu Ya.
The two walked to the old place where the animals were dispatched, where Lu Ya planned to explain the rules to the Nine-Headed Insect. This guy has made several major mistakes since he came down. First, he dared to be disrespectful to the principal, second, he wanted to hang up his job and go out to play, and third, he dared to be the principal of the principal, so beheading both of his heads counted him lucky today.
At this moment, Yuan Hong came in with a peach. They hadn't notified the other dispatched animals yet, so this one probably walked in carelessly.
Xiao Jiu didn't know Yuan Hong, so he only glanced at him, and continued to scold Lu Ya and Duan Jiaze in his heart. He understood along the way that Lu Ya's bad temper was part of the reason, and the main reason was to kill him for this human race.
As soon as Yuan Hong saw the nine-headed worm, he tossed the peach, took out the iron rod and swung it vigorously, killing Xiao Jiu with one blow, and he couldn't breathe with just one blow, and he died in an instant.
The nine-headed worm had already lost three lives in one day, and it took less than half an hour. They all said that he had a lot of blood on his body, and he didn't know what kind of blood mold he had today.
After beating him to death, Yuan Hong picked up the peach again, and explained to Duan Jiaze who was stunned: "What is this thing
Duan Jiaze: "..."
I have heard of littering, but I have never heard of killing.
It took two minutes for Xiao Jiu to come back to life, angrily, "I'm lying here, what have you got to do with you! You also came to kill me while I was restrained, I, I..."
He didn't come up in one breath and almost died of anger. There are only two lives left.
Even Duan Jiaze couldn't help but sympathized and said: "Don't beat me to death, I still have to start my work. It's a good half of an animal sent by Heavenly Court, but only one third of it is left after sending it back, isn't it good?" .”