Everyone acted as if nothing had happened.
"That... I'll trouble Principal Duan to observe carefully and get ready."
"Okay, we'll keep an eye out."
What kind of experts thought they were going to say something scientific, but in the end they just said that Zongbao likes Black Whirlwind, and there is no data to support this sentence. Brother, is Black Whirlwind still a male panda? What exactly do you want to express
Pan Xuanfeng: "..."
After the meeting, Duan Jiaze politely sent everyone back to the hotel, and then taught Pan Xuanfeng a lesson, "Mr. Pan, Zongbao is still a child, what do you make others think?"
Pan Xuanfeng: "..."
Pan Xuanfeng said aggrievedly: "You look at me like that... I am also quick to learn."
In a hurry to gain wisdom, Duan Jiaze looked at Pan Xuanfeng suspiciously, "Is it really nonsense? There is no problem with Zongbao's innocence, right?"
Pan Xuanfeng's face turned as pale as bamboo, and he said anxiously: "Director, it's still a child!"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Pan Xuanfeng pointed at himself again: "How can I be that kind of bear? It's still a male bear. Director, where are you thinking? I said that before, because Zongbao told me what kind of girl he likes." .”
Duan Jiaze: "Nvwa is a fine guard bird."
Pan Xuanfeng: "..."
He was overwhelmed by the director's cold humor.
"Okay, I'll just ask casually. After that, you should pay more attention. If Zongbao shows symptoms of estrus, please notify me in time. We are going to send Zongbao on a blind date." Duan Jiaze said.
It was much more convenient for them to observe than other zoos. Pan Xuanfeng and Zongbao stayed together most of the time, so he could know any changes immediately.
Fortunately, there are two pandas in the garden, and the newly sexually mature panda has a estrus period for a few weeks. When Zongbao is absent, Pan Xuanfeng can stick to his post and serve tourists.
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Teacher Pan Xuanfeng followed the instructions of the head of the garden and waited for Zongbao's estrus period, when Zongbao went on a blind date, if successful, the world would usher in one or two giant pandas again.
At the same time, in another corner of China, at a place called "Haijiao Zoo", their director, Hua Shengping, was on the phone: "Yes... yes, director, I understand, definitely!"
Although they are both called Haijiao Zoo, they have nothing to do with the Haijiao Zoo in Donghai City, which has long been renamed Lingyuan. They belong to the local Tianya Park, which is a garden within a garden. They raise a few animals and need to pay ten yuan separately. Only money tickets can enter.
As a long-established local park, Tianya Park is surrounded by a lake, and many citizens are willing to come here to play.
However, the Cape Zoo has been open for a long time. There are only a few kinds of animals. No new ones have been introduced, and there are no interesting animal performances. It is enough for everyone to go once. Who will be attracted to the second time? .
Gradually, the Cape Zoo was deserted, and it had to pay animal feeding fees every day, which meant it was always losing money.
The management of the park has a lot of opinions on this, so I communicated with Director Hua Sheng Pinghua, who is in charge of the zoo, and hoped that he could come up with some solutions.
Hua Shengping cursed secretly in his heart, and he refused to approve the money, and asked him to increase the business of the zoo. What else could he do, trick the citizens into it
Under such pressure, Hua Shengping is also a rascal. He has a showdown with the head of the park, or you can grant me a sum of money to introduce new animals and attract citizens, forming a virtuous circle. Or, just close the zoo, I don't care anyway.
This is a small city, and it doesn't have its own separate public zoo. Their small zoo in the park is already the only place for citizens to see animals in this city. Although there are no customers anymore, the park really doesn't want to close it. Anyway, with this place, I can apply for a little more money every year.
After a few days, Hua Shengping got a reply that he could be granted 100,000 yuan to try it out.
Hua Shengping agreed on the surface, but after hanging up the phone, his face became even more gloomy.
The breeder next to him, Xiao Mao, asked: "Director Hua, how is it? How much has the director approved of you?"
"How much more? It's only 100,000, including the transportation fee!" Hua Shengping was furious, and said, "What attractive animals can be introduced with 100,000!"
Xiao Mao said weakly: "There are still cheap animals, let's pick some practical ones."
Hua Shengping scratched his head, cheap and attractive animals, what should this be
Xiao Mao said, "Why don't we buy a bunch of mud horses? That's cheaper."
"Alpacas?" Hua Shengping shook his head and said, "No, I bought a few from a mall and kept them at the door. People can see them for free."
Xiao Mao couldn't help it, "Then I'll look online..."
In fact, Hua Shengping and Xiao Mao are both laymen. Except for the only veterinarian in their zoo, none of the others are from animal-related majors.
Hua Shengping thought about it, and just let it go. At this time, Xiao Mao looked up at the phone and said, "Director Hua, why don't you go to the Lingyuan Zoo to have a look."
Hua Shengping raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"
Of course he knew about the Lingyuan Zoo, it wasn't too far from here, the high-speed train was more than two hours away, and it was in the next province. It had become very famous in recent years, and it was different from their grass-roots team.
But what he wondered was what was the use of going here, could he still afford to buy the animals there? The last time I saw the news, they sold all the emperor penguins abroad, with orders of hundreds of thousands to millions.
Xiaomao explained: "Their breeding center sells emperor penguins, but there are other animals that will also be rented out and resold appropriately. These are not the key points. The point is that they have a full range of services, including after-sales, and they have a lot of online fans. , I often post some short messages on the official blog that a certain animal has gone to a certain place, we can pay attention to it.”
Hua Shengping didn't know much about the Internet, but hearing what Xiao Mao said, it was true. There are so many famous animals in Lingyuan, and some of them are not particularly expensive, but they are very popular. There are some local people who have never been to Lingyuan and like them very much. Maybe they will really come and take a look.
In fact, it doesn't matter where you go to introduce animals. Since Lingyuan still has such an advantage, no matter how much you can get at that time, it will be worth more than other breeding centers and farms.
Hua Shengping comforted himself in his heart, and immediately decided to go to Lingyuan. But after inquiring, I found out that Lingyuan still needs to review the qualifications. Although it is not as strict as the giant panda, it still needs the other party to be a formal unit, and cannot be sold to some animal performance company, or open a pheasant zoo that has closed down for a few months. Fortunately, although their zoo is small, it belongs to Tianya Park and has a formal establishment.
So, after Hua Shengping was ready, he took the high-speed rail and came to the Lingyuan Wildlife Park in Donghai City.
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"Hello, I'm Hua Shengping from Haijiao Zoo. I made an appointment with you on the phone to come here today." Hua Shengping said.
The staff of Lingyuan checked it immediately, "Oh yes, Director Hua please."
Hua Shengping and their staff went to the office together, and then the other party took out the roster, in addition to the animal pictures, there are also price ranges, venue traffic and other data for reference.
Hua Shengping told the truth directly: "I have a total of 100,000 yuan. Can you recommend which animal is more cost-effective? My zoo business is very bad, and I need a gimmick to attract tourists."
When the other party heard his truth, his smile did not froze at all. Instead, after thinking for a while, he said, "Then I recommend you the Australian mini donkey. There should be no unit in your city that breeds this kind of animal. And the tourists you want to attract should be For children, mini donkeys are very popular in our children's play zoo and are unanimously welcomed by children.
In addition, a series of extra-paid activities can also be designed, such as our donkey walks, grooming, etc., are all billed on an hourly basis. If you don't care about the appearance, you can buy about three pairs of miniature donkeys for 100,000 yuan. After the purchase, there will be a full set of lifelong feeding guidance, and a month's amount of dry pasture and enrichment facilities will be given as a gift. Later, you can visit it in person. "
Hua Shengping asked a few more animals, and then went to the Children's Amusement Zoo with the staff to see them. This miniature donkey is really cute in appearance, and it is especially popular with children. Hua Shengping is fascinated by seeing it. It would be great if their zoo had such a lively scene...
Hua Shengping went to the bird hall to have a look again. He heard that the quality of the peacocks here is also very good, so he had some ideas.
However, these peacocks are not as magical as they say on the Internet, and they love to open their tails, so after looking at them, Hua Shengping was sure that success or failure depends on it, and it’s destiny if they can’t attract guests. He said: “Then I just want to Mini donkey... Hey, by the way, can I have a parrot?"
The staff couldn't laugh or cry, this is not a grocery shopping, but it's a trick. But he took a look, Hua Shengping was referring to the most common budgerigar, thought for a while, could he apply for it with his superiors
When Lingyuan first opened, there were a few birds, some were left over from Haijiao, and some were bought by Duan Jiaze. This budgerigar was one of the first parrot children in Lingyuan.
This kind of animals that are born and raised in the spiritual world, especially birds, have a kind of spirit that is not afraid of anything.
Just as the staff was thinking about it, the budgerigar that Hua Shengping pointed at casually stretched its neck and said, "Silly, I'm a showman, not a lady."
Hua Shengping: "..."
staff member:"… "
The staff sweated: "I'm sorry, it doesn't know who it has learned dirty words from. There are people coming and going here... By the way, it is public."
Hua Shengping understood and said: "I understand, it's good to be able to speak, if I can, I really want it."
This bird is quite smart. Not only can it speak clearly, but it also has a high IQ. It knows how to use the learned words in what situations, what kind of sounds it can make people feel, and under what actions. What to say, this is learned, or observed.
In this way, they can even "talk" to their owners, especially the older the parrot, the more human-like it is.
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When Hua Shengping came back with six mini donkeys and a parrot, it was noon, and there was no one in the park, let alone the zoo. The parrot finally left with him, and the staff who received him reported it to the higher authorities. Hearing that their leader felt that everyone was destined, he really spared the parrot to Hua Shengping.
——Hua Shengping only found out that Lingyuan had changed its name, and it used to be called Haijiao Zoo!
Xiao Mao and others came out to meet Hua Shengping. They had prepared the venue in advance, put the mini donkey in, and arranged the dry pasture and enrichment facilities. It's not worth much, and the facilities are also made of wood, but with them, these mini donkeys are much more emotionally stable.
Hua Shengping was holding the birdcage, thinking about where to hang the parrot, their zoo didn't have birds.
Xiaomao asked curiously, "Director, these miniature donkeys cost a hundred thousand? What about the parrot?"
Before Hua Shengping could answer, the parrot said loudly, "Silly X, the parrot is worth 90,000 yuan, and the donkey is free!"
Xiao Mao: "..."
Hua Shengping also wiped off his sweat, "You must have learned it wrong. It should be 90,000 yuan for the donkey and 90,000 yuan for the parrot. The rest of the money is paid for transportation and travel expenses, and there is nothing left."
Xiao Mao was still immersed in the parrot's voice, and stammered: "This, this parrot is so smart."
"Yeah, it stands to reason that many budgerigars nowadays have mediocre learning ability, but you haven't seen that there are many parrots in their zoo, such as macaws, gray parrots, that guy, I can't wait to tell you storytelling and cross talk. This parrot is fascinated and enlightened. It's gone." Before Hua Shengping left, the parrot said goodbye to his companion.
It yelled loudly, "Tell the director, I, Hu Hansan, will come back!"
Those parrots are also chattering, with strange accents, probably because they have seen too many tourists from all over the world.
"Big sister, I'll wait for you to come back and get married!"
"Goodbye my friend, goodbye my friend!"
"The head of the garden has decided that the task of raising donkeys will be handed over to you."
Hua Shengping was speechless at that moment.
Hua Shengping thought for a while, and hung the parrot under the porch next to the mini donkey field, next to the canteen, where someone could watch it at any time. In order to attract tourists, they set up the outdoor playground of the mini donkey not far from the entrance, which can be seen at the gate.
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According to the feeding guidelines of Lingyuan Zoo, the miniature donkeys began to "pick up guests" after two days.
Hua Shengping had someone make a poster and put it out. If it wasn't for fear of scaring the animals, he actually wanted to get a speaker outside and play "Good news, good news, this park has introduced a super cute mini donkey..."
Hua Shengping didn't know if Lingyuan's promotion on the official blog had been seen by fans in the city, but some children who were playing in the park and passing by saw the mini donkey at the gate, and they really couldn't move.
"Mom, Mom, I want to go in and have a look!" said the child, holding his mother's hand.
The father said from the side: "Don't bother your mother, it's time to go home."
At this time, a voice came out from inside: "Master, come! Come, come, come!"
The couple's complexion suddenly changed, and after careful identification, there was a parrot in the cage inside.
"Is... the parrot talking?"
"seems like it… "
At this time, the parrot sang again, proving their idea: "I have a little donkey, and I never ride it. One day I took it to go to the market on a whim~"
It even sang a song, and now even the children discovered that there was a talking parrot inside.
After staying for a few seconds, he hugged his mother's leg and shouted: "I want to go in!"
The couple took a look, and the ticket was ten yuan, which is not expensive, so let's go in. Anyway, the parrot is quite interesting.
There are quite a few people who come in like this. Basically, the people who come to the park are families or couples. As long as they pass by the zoo, they will be attracted to stop in all likelihood. As long as they stop for more than one minute, they will basically buy a ticket to come in.
There are also some who just came here when they saw the poster.
Seeing such a situation, Hua Shengping was so overjoyed that he couldn't sit down in the office, so he stood in the garden and watched.
Mini donkeys are petite, and compared with normal donkeys, they are also fluffy and have different colors. Children and female compatriots especially like them.
The zoo also provides a service to go in and get in touch with the miniature donkey, which is not expensive. It costs 15 yuan for 20 minutes. Under the care of the staff, you can groom the miniature donkey, feed it with water, massage it, take it for a walk, and teach it to pull. The car is loaded with grass, which is safe and fun.
And people also swear that the mini donkey is clean, dewormed and vaccinated, and there is a certificate issued by a veterinarian.
Several parents paid for their children to go in and play, and some children also started shaking their parents' arms. However, there are only six mini donkeys in total, so we have to queue up if we are late.
The parrot next to him continued to tease: "Stingy, drink cold water!"
Someone looked at the parrot curiously: "Can you recite poetry?"
The parrot jumped up and down on the perch in the cage, and said with a straight mouth: "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and flows down three thousand feet. It is suspected that the Milky Way falls nine days."
"Hey, you really know it." Regardless of whether you have recited it wrong or not, it can be regarded as a show of talent anyway, "Anything else?"
The parrot paused, swayed slightly, and sang "May I Live Long" emotionally. As soon as I heard it, I knew that I learned from the original singer on TV, and the accent was so vivid.
I've been chatting with this parrot for a long time, it's really amazing, it knows too much!
I don't know who mentioned football, but it even recited the commentator's lines, and imitated the emotions very well.
When people asked where it came from, and had never seen it before, it pointed to the mini donkeys with its toes: "The parrot is worth a hundred thousand, and the donkey is free!"
Oh, did you buy it back
But what do you mean by a worth of one hundred thousand, a macaw can't spend so much money, can you buy a parrot and give a donkey? This is new.
It is common for parrots to talk on TV, but these citizens have not seen many talking parrots with their own eyes. In particular, it is versatile and comparable to the old fritter parrots in the news. This is the most unusual thing.
After being watched for almost an hour, the parrot raised its head and shouted: "Hua Shengping! Add water!"
Everyone was puzzled and looked at each other. Who is Hua Shengping
Xiaomao squeezed in sweaty and added water to the parrot.
Someone asked curiously, "Dude, is your name Hua Shengping?"
Xiao Mao said: "Hua Shengping... is our director."
Everyone was silent for a while, and then burst into laughter.
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The next day, the old men and women doing morning exercises in the park found that many companions had brought their grandchildren. After asking, I found out that they were all clamoring to come to the zoo to play, but their parents didn't have time, so they brought them during morning exercises.
"Look at the donkey? My mother, what's so good about a donkey? Grandpa used to raise a donkey."
"That donkey is miniature, so big!"
"Hey, by the way, my son said that there is a parrot in the zoo that can sing, recite poems, and explain football."
"Really? Let's take a look."
At the age of these old people, there are discounts or no money to go to many places, and they are still willing to spend money on their grandchildren.
After arriving at the zoo, they were also shocked by the parrot.
Yesterday, the parrot showed various talents to the parents of the children. Today, it showed another talent that it did not show yesterday, that is singing, and one person plays two roles. Here comes a piece of Xipi Liushui in "Wujiapo" .
There are also fans of these old men and women. After listening for a long time, some people doubted: "Why do I listen... this Wang Baochuan is so similar to Han Fengsheng?"
"It's like, you learned it from TV, right?"
"Who is Xue Pinggui? I can't tell, but he sings well!"
Someone corrected: "It should be the parrot that sings well."
This parrot's voice is simple, and it has learned the charm to the fullest. Let alone a bird, it is difficult for humans to learn it, but it is precise and accurate. Although the voice may not be so bright, Wang Baochuan, who can make everyone hear the imitation of Han Feng's voice, is also a testament to his skill.
Han Fengsheng is the vice president of Dongzhou Provincial Peking Opera Theatre, a well-known opera actor in the country. When he went to Donghai City, he went to Lingyuan and exchanged operas with Xiong Siqian.
These people couldn't tell who the parrot was imitating, because the person it imitated, Xiong Siqian, was a master among the people.
Even the imitation of the parrot made them enjoy listening to it. These people not only appreciate the parrot, but also want to listen to the original singing.
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The parrot is really exciting, everyone can see that it is crazy, and it has not been stage fright after staying in a big zoo. The mini donkey is becoming more and more popular, and it has been passed on from time to time. More and more people come to see it, and it is not idle.
In addition to urging and mocking the donkeys, it sings Peking Opera in the morning, recites a poem and sings a popular song at noon, or chats with tourists for a while, uses various local dialects, and occasionally tells children fairy tales. The whole thing is like a radio station.
The parrot worked so hard that many people came here just to see this versatile parrot. They also attracted local media and became local stars. Among parrots, gray parrots and other parrots are relatively strong in imitation ability. Budgerigars are very common, and there are a lot of them in the pet market, but it surpasses those with good racial talent.
The two sentences "Hua Shengping, add water" and "One hundred thousand parrots, donkeys are free" are also widely circulated, which made Hua Shengping famous unintentionally.
Now when he goes out and announces his name, everyone will be happy, "Can you fill me with water?"
Under such circumstances, many people say that you have to name the parrot. There is only one parrot in your zoo, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t have a name, but the general public wants to know its name.
Hua Shengping both loves and hates this parrot, but overall he loves it a lot, although it always gets rough on him when the tourists are not around.
However, Hua Shengping saw more than tourists. This parrot is really amazing. It deserves to be from the zoo.
This parrot can also manage animals. Everyone can see that he usually scolds donkeys, but many people may not know that it can also comfort other animals.
It can learn human voices, as well as animal voices. If the animals in the zoo are unhappy or sick, the parrot will come in handy, which surprises Hua Shengping.
Because the zoo's traffic surged, it even drove the park's passenger flow, turning losses into profits in one fell swoop, and it was even on the news. There are so many people staring at it now, how can the park get stuck with the zoo's funds, and they will be approved for money with a swipe of a pen.
With this batch of money, not only the treatment of people and animals has improved, but also development on this basis, entering a virtuous circle.
The mini donkeys and parrots from Lingyuan have brought a turning point to Hua Shengping and Haijiao Zoo. No matter how much they are scolded, Hua Shengping loves them.
Hua Shengping thought for a long time, and said to the parrot: "I love you, little parrot, from now on you will be called Hua Xiaoshuai, okay?"
The parrot cursed: "Silly X, my surname is Duan!"