The original three-legged Golden Crow on Duan Jiaze's shoulders is enviable wherever he goes, not to mention there is a fat mascot beside him, and the family of three blends into the joyful crowd.
—Of course, when they passed by the parrots, they heard the parrots singing: "Only a mother is good in the world. A child with a mother is like a treasure. If you leave the arms of your mother, you will not be able to enjoy happiness."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
I always feel that my conscience has been condemned.
Before Duan Jiaze could reprimand him for three seconds, Miracle pushed him away.
Many of the dispatched animals skipped work today and came out to join in the fun, not only Xiao Qing and Xiao Rong who Lu Ya had sued, Duan Jiaze also saw tourists betting on Kong Xuan.
They were betting whether Kong Xuan was a man or a woman. Although he dressed in a masculine style, the male compatriots were always willing to convince themselves and use his half-length hair as evidence that he was a woman. I always feel that Kong Xuan is so good-looking, it would be a pity if he was a man.
Another man ran to Kong Xuan to confirm. When Kong Xuan heard the question, his face became as exciting as the color of his tail feathers, and he said sharply: "I am your grandpa!"
male:"… … "
Kong Xuan's appearance is more exquisite than ordinary men's, and he looks better than his gender, but anyone with a discerning eye can tell from his temperament that this is a man. It's just that there aren't too many men with long hair in Donghai City, which gave those preconceived people some hope.
For Kong Xuan himself, it is a shame, and he still doesn't understand why his gender is guessed.
Duan Jiaze couldn't bear it anymore, so he went over and told him that you should get a short haircut.
Kong Xuan fell into deep thought, obviously he was having a psychological struggle, should he stick to his own aesthetics, or be a man who will not be misunderstood
After Duan Jiaze came back, Lu Ya said, "You can persuade him to dye his hair green when he changes his hairstyle, which matches the clothes and fur color."
Duan Jiaze: "... That is, it wasn't you who was scolded after being exposed."
Speaking of green, Duan Jiaze also saw another green comrade.
Xiaoqing wore women's clothing today, and went to the park arm in arm with Xiao Rong. Xiao Rong wore a mask and sunglasses on his face, and the two had fun like normal lovers.
Xiaoqing's appearance is not to say that it is all over the country, it has reached the height of Yousu or Kong Xuan, but it is also considered stunning. Although she is holding a boyfriend, outsiders can't see Xiao Rong's appearance, and they don't know who it is. Some of them are single. He will also strike up a conversation with Xiaoqing.
Xiaoqing is very bad, his voice is very clear, but whenever a man comes to strike up a conversation, he will squeeze his voice thickly, making his voice more masculine to answer the other party.
This voice came out, scaring away several people, shouting perverted. Who knew that this person looked like a beautiful woman, but there was also a chirp under the skirt.
There was also a girl who stared at Xiao Rong for a long time, and always felt that her figure and outline were very similar to her former idol, so she couldn't help but strike up a conversation with the two: "May I ask if this is..."
Xiaoqing said first: "That's right, this is my wife."
He said it in a male voice, and the girl looked at them in a daze, only to realize that Xiaoqing seemed to be quite tall.
Xiaoqing: "Does the law prohibit cross-dressing?"
Xiao Rong: "..."
The girl was silent for a while, and said to Xiao Rong: "I'm sorry, ma'am," and looked at Xiaoqing again, "And sir, I misidentified the person."
She walked away as if a little distraught.
Xiaoqing was puzzled: "Who said you are a woman?"
Xiao Rong: "..."
…
Like Duan Jiaze and the others, no one harassed them except the children. It wasn't that Duan Jiaze was unattractive, but that there was a bird of prey staring at him. Anyone who came within three meters would be stared at like a prey.
Under this kind of gaze, everyone below Kong Xuan's level basically had to get out.
Xiao Su met them head-on, rushed over and said to Duan Jiaze: "Director! What a tragedy, where is your boyfriend? You only have the mascot and the bird to accompany you?"
Duan Jiaze: "... Lu Ya has something to do."
Seeing that Lu Ya was not there, Xiao Su plucked up her courage and said, "It's fake, I'm usually so free! Boyfriend is too unreliable, director, you have to be careful, Lanlan and the others are buying love crystals in groups, and you will also buy one later, quietly pull out the crystals." Let Brother Lu's hair do the trick!"
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze glanced at Lu Ya, "...then you don't have to pull it out quietly."
…
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When Duan Jiaze saw the notification of the new Lingxiao Hope Project app, he was not surprised. This time, the time since Kong Xuan came was not very long, but based on past experience, it should be someone who came through the back door and jumped in line.
Two days later, when the employee called Duan Jiaze, he calmly went downstairs. His attitude changed, and now, Duan Jiaze felt that he could hold on again.
He had an idea, no matter who came, it must not be a saint.
If he got it secretly and still refuses to accept it, then threaten to report him like Lu Ya; if not, then threaten to report Kong Xuan (Kong Xuan: ...) and let him solve it, this one is not Is the first person under the saint...
When Duan Jiaze arrived in the reception room, no one had come, so he left a door open, sat on the sofa, took out his phone and checked Weibo.
Not long after, Duan Jiaze heard the sound of the door being pushed open. He looked up, but saw no one, and was a little terrified. What's the matter here, it stands to reason that only those with the original body of an animal can meet the system restrictions, ghosts don't, right? Could it be the ghost of an animal?
While Duan Jiaze was thinking, he suddenly heard two barking dogs. He stood up and saw that it was a dog sitting a few steps inside the door, only blocked by the sofa.
This dog looks very majestic, with short white hair all over the body, smooth and smooth, with a thin waist and long legs, a pointed head, and is relatively small. You can feel it just by looking at its appearance, its body is very explosive.
It looks a bit like a greyhound, but judging by the way it nods to Duan Jiaze, it should be a pure oriental breed.
Duan Jiaze has also suffered a disadvantage. Looking around, no one said: "... Roaring Sky?"
You said that if this was an ordinary dog, Duan Jiaze would be so embarrassed. He also thought that pets were not allowed in the zoo, and the timing was so coincidental, this was probably dispatching animals. The most famous dog in the sky is that one.
Fortunately, it stood up at once and gave a "woof".
Duan Jiaze breathed a sigh of relief, "It's really you."
This is the favorite pet of Erlang God Yang Jian, Xiaotiangou, which is the dog in the mythical Tiangou Shiyue.
It was originally a Shandong fine dog, and the fine dog is a local hunting dog in China, but now there are very few purebred dogs.
Xiaotian gave Duan Jiaze the feeling that he was more like the police dog he had seen, lying there and lying on his stomach, without moving anywhere in his body, it barked twice again.
"Come down for vacation? Didn't your master send a message?" Duan Jiaze chatted with it for a while, and found a collar to put on it. It had no other meaning, just to show that it had an owner so that zoo people wouldn't come. People often don't know.
Xiaotian is really here for vacation, he works diligently, after Erlangshen heard about this event (?), he had no interest in it, but gave his pet dog a vacation and told him to come down to play.
Not to mention, after Xiaotian came down, all he had left was to play, and Jiguang could still find a job, even if Xiaotian wanted to be a gatekeeper, not to mention whether he was overqualified, they already had four dogs here. It came at a good time, as the zoo doesn't particularly need help right now.
Duan Jiaze had a good impression of Xiaotian, he said: "Don't be restrained, treat this place as your own home, if you come down to rest and vacation, just relax and play!"
Xiaotian shook his hair, nodded to Duan Jiaze, and bared his teeth—probably smiling.
…
Duan Jiaze led Xiaotian to the lounge, and when he saw his staff greet him on the way, they all asked whose Greyhound it was.
"What kind of greyhound, Chinese fine dog, from a friend's house, feed it here." When Duan Jiaze walked around, Xiaotian followed him step by step, so don't worry about it.
Jiguang, Xiaotian and the like are very popular. Jiguang can even walk by himself, but he is sensible, and it is much easier than those guys in human form.
Although Xiaotian's fighting power is also high, it will never cause trouble. He also knows that Duan Jiaze is in charge here, and he has to listen to him in certain matters.
Duan Jiaze took Xiao Tian to the lounge, where a group of fairies and monsters were playing cards.
It happened that Xiao Jiu threw out the cards in his hand, and said bitterly: "When I had nine heads, who could count cards better than me..."
When Xiao Tian saw Xiao Jiu, the originally quiet and well-behaved animal burst into the power of a hunting dog, yelled twice, and rushed towards Xiao Jiu!
Seeing Xiao Tian, Xiao Jiu was frightened out of his wits. He remembered that when he had nine heads, he was bitten off by this guy. This was the first time he experienced the pain of decapitation!
Duan Jiaze didn't have time to react. Fortunately, the people around shouted, dragging Xiaojiu, dragging Xiaojiu's tail, pulling Xiaotian's tail. At this time, Xiaotian's mouth was only an inch away from Xiaojiu.
"... Good guy, he just jumped out." Duan Jiaze was still in shock, he hadn't reacted just now, "No wonder everyone said that you must tie the dog on a leash when you go out."
Xiao Jiu sobbed as soon as he wailed. He covered his face and tried his best to hold back his crying, not wanting to lose face in front of so many people.
But, but he really couldn't hold back!
There are also people here who know Xiaotian, or know its owner, and tell it a few words not to bite Xiaojiu.
Duan Jiaze also said: "I can't bite anymore, there is only one head left."
Xiao Jiu was still heartbroken, Duan Jiaze persuaded him again, "You too, didn't you miss the bite, why cry, it's so ugly."
Xiao Jiu wiped away his tears and sat down aggrieved - he wanted to walk, but Xiao Tian was on the way.
Xiao Tian heard that Xiao Jiu was punished to do volunteer work, so he stopped biting him, but his eyes were still very sharp. Turning his head around, Xiao Tian sniffed at the feet of Yuan Hong who was watching the play.
Yuan Hong was so happy that he wanted to slap his thighs, but now he jumped onto the sofa and spat, "What do you smell, you son of a bitch."
Xiaotian put his front feet on the sofa, leaned up to smell it a few more times, and then came down, smelling Yousu again.
Yousu is a fox, is it fun to be sniffed by a dog? She ran behind Lu Ya in a flash - she knew it, she had to turn around to hide behind Duan Jiaze.
Xiaotian really didn't dare to smell Luya, or he didn't need to get close to know who it was.
After all, Xiao Tian also participated in the Conferred God War with Yang Jian. According to Duan Jiaze, it was identifying everyone who participated in the Conferred God War. People who practice Taoism can change their appearance, like Su, but their smell usually does not change.
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Duan Jiaze introduced the four heavenly kings in the garden to Xiaotian, but when Wutiao Tianyuan saw Xiaotian, they all lowered their heads and tucked their tails.
Xiaotian didn't take them seriously either. Although the five dogs were already heroes among dogs in the human world, they were not worth mentioning in front of Xiaotian. He thought the five dogs were too short.
If Duan Jiaze knew, he would tell Xiaotian that these five are already relatively large in the countryside. Since modern times, due to various natural conditions and human factors, the pastoral dogs of China have been greatly reduced in size.
Xiaotian suddenly turned his head and yelled at a place.
Duan Jiaze turned his head and saw Schrödinger's body looming on the tree. It didn't know when it climbed up the tree and was peeking at Xiaotian.
Pastoral dogs have developed for thousands of years, and the characteristics of pastoral dogs in various parts of China are different, and Xiaotian doesn't care about some changes. However, Schrödinger is of mixed blood, some of the Norwegian Forest cat bloodline, and it is very large. Xiaotian has never seen such a cat before, and stared at it under the tree.
Schrödinger sensed a dangerous atmosphere, and its owner was not nearby. It carefully lay on the tree and let out a huffing sound, trying to scare Xiaotian away.
Just as Duan Jiaze was about to call Xiao Tian over, he saw it jump suddenly, first it clung to the tree trunk, then turned around, and jumped onto the branch!
Not to mention Duan Jiaze, the other dogs were all startled.
Schrödinger was caught off guard, backed up and looked down again and again, trying to escape, but was grabbed by the back of the neck by Xiaotian, and jumped off with him.
Xiaotian pressed Schrödinger with his foot, and then looked at it curiously, as if he didn't know why the cat was so fat and big, and played with its big fluffy tail, and pressed Schrödinger on the ground in a daze to rub it.
As the distance got closer, Schrödinger didn't dare to resist, and made a weak meowing sound under Roaring Sky's claws.
The four heavenly kings were even more in awe of Xiaotian. Schrödinger was usually the king of the garden, especially under Kunpeng's doting, but now he groaned under the claws of Xiaotian.
Duan Jiaze quickly dragged Schrödinger, who was fluffy like a small blanket, from under the claws, and introduced them to them.
Schrödinger is usually so majestic, but now he also panicked, and climbed up Duan Jiaze's trouser legs a few times, curled up in his arms, and his hair exploded, he really didn't dare to stay on the ground.
It can only be said that Xiaotian is worthy of being the general attack of dogs.
Originally, when Xiaotian first came down, he sat and stood with special rules, but Duan Jiaze persuaded him not to be restrained. Duan Jiaze stammered: "Just... Maybe... Don't relax too much, this cat has an owner."
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Before Mr. Kunpeng came to settle accounts with his beloved cat, Duan Jiaze first received a call from Liu Lian. She had a good leader's wife. She had a dog at home. She was recently diagnosed as overweight, which is the kind of obesity that affects health.
Liu Lian also raises dogs. At that time, she bragged about her experience in raising dogs, and said that your dog has nothing to do all day long, eats delicious food and doesn't like sports. Look at our baby's sons, who run around in the zoo every day. Although it is an idyllic place, they don't know how tall they are.
When the other party heard what he said, he also remembered that some people's pets were sick and they sent them to the zoo to see a doctor. The veterinarians there were so much better than those in Donghai City's pet hospitals that were so average and only made money. Where did it go? It's still reliable.
So she discussed with Liu Li'an and asked her to tell herself to send her pet dog to Lingyuan to lose weight.
No, Liu Li'an sent a message.
Duan Jiaze was speechless when he heard it. It's fine to send your pets some kind of illness. Lingyuan is not a pet hospital, but I don't know how many pets of the leader's family have been treated, and I don't care about these few.
But, is it necessary for your dog to lose weight
Duan Jiaze reckoned that if the other party had been so patient, their dog wouldn't be so fat that the veterinarian warned him. For weight loss, there is no big difference between sending it to Lingyuan and losing weight in the hospital, and Duan Jiaze's healing techniques can't help it take away the meat.
However, for Liu Lian's sake, Duan Jiaze had no choice but to agree.
Her friend asked the driver to bring the pet dog over that day. Duan Jiaze saw that it was a chubby corgi.
Corgi has short legs and fluffy hair, but this Corgi is so fat that his body is about to bulge, and his short legs are almost covered by flesh and hair. It was also very reckless, and turned around Duan Jiaze's legs.
The driver handed the leash to Duan Jiaze, "Excuse me, it's called Xiaopang."
"You're welcome." Duan Jiaze picked up Corgi and weighed it, "It's really heavy, baby, how did you get so fat?"
Corgi gasped for breath, swinging his short legs.
Duan Jiaze put Corgi down and led it in. Or how can it grow into this size, the lazier the fatter, the fatter the lazy, Duan Jiaze took it a few hundred meters, and it refused to go.
"Couldn't it be because of your name that you look like this? Fatty." Duan Jiaze tried to drive Corgi away, but it had been battle-tested and lay motionless on the ground, even attracting tourists to watch.
When the female tourist saw a fat corgi playing tricks, she couldn't help watching, "What a cute dog, what's wrong with you? Can't walk anymore?"
As soon as Corgi saw the beauty, he wriggled his little butt and looked at her fawningly, and sniffed her bag.
The female tourist smiled and praised: "How do you know there is jerky in my bag? You have a good nose!"
Duan Jiaze hurried forward and hugged Corgi, "Sorry, he's losing weight."
Duan Jiaze took Xiaopang away. This guy was quite heavy, weighing dozens of catties, "Little Fatty, you can't do this. I have a son who is fatter than you. He wobbles when he walks, and he always Wrestling. However, its physical fitness is quite good, unlike you, if you continue like this, you will get sick."
Fatty couldn't understand Duan Jiaze's words either. He smelled a lot of dogs, barked excitedly, and wriggled in Duan Jiaze's arms.
Duan Jiaze was helpless, even small dogs were too lively.
When Duan Jiaze walked to the front, he saw that Xiaotian was training with the four heavenly kings. Although he came down to play, recently Xiaotian was still familiar with the human world and did not go out. It is familiar with the methods of the human world, one is to consult with dispatched animals, and the other is to communicate with native animals.
During this communication process, Xiaotian looked down on the Yeluzi of the four heavenly kings, so he taught them hunting skills.
The existence of the Four Heavenly Kings had terrified the criminals who had tried to enter the Lingyuan in this city. Duan Jiaze really didn't dare to think about what they would be like after studying at Xiaotian.
Xiaopang was quite excited at first, but he didn't dare to move in front of Xiaotian, and stayed obediently in Duan Jiaze's arms.
Duan Jiaze put it down wickedly and patted its round buttocks.
Little Corgi backed away, "Wow, woof..."
Xiaotian rushed over and rubbed Corgi again, he had never seen such a short-legged dog before!
When Duan Jiaze saw Xiaotian and Xiaopang standing together, he laughed like crazy.
Xiao Tian is tall and tall with a thin waist and long legs, but Xiaopang is round and short with legs and small and exquisite. Standing together, the two of them are in stark contrast.
Even if Duan Jiaze didn't say it, Xiaotian could tell that this guy was overweight, he kicked Corgi, and Corgi, who was trembling, was immediately stimulated and ran wildly.
The gallop, of course, exists in its imagination and is actually a short-legged trot.
Xiaotian chased after him, and deliberately controlled the direction, blocking from left to right, and unconsciously, Xiaopang kept running in circles. As for Xiaotian, he was very angry with this kind of dog, so he chased him away when he came up.
The four heavenly kings stayed for a while, then simply lay down on the ground and silently gathered around to watch.
After running for about ten minutes, Xiaotian finally gave up. Xiaopang lay on the ground panting, his belly exposed.
When Xiao Tian saw that it exposed its vitals casually, he hated iron and steel even more, stepped forward and yelled intimidatingly, the chubby pissed off in fright, turned over and clinging to the ground.
Duan Jiaze: "Hey, not bad, I think it's good for Xiaopang to lose weight with you."
Anyway, he and the veterinarian have to take care of Xiaopang, which is probably too much, but it's good to let him train with Xiaotian. Xiaotian is the general attack of dogs, and he is so measured.
Xiaopang still doesn't know his fate. He is hungry and his mind is full of dog food.
Corgis, they were originally herding dogs, they can help humans herd sheep and cattle, and they are also good guard dogs. But in Xiaopang's body, it seems that this point can't be seen much. The long-term comfortable life made him completely forget that he still has such a talent.
Duan Jiaze thought about it again: "I remember someone bought an inflatable swimming pool, so don't keep running, its legs may not be able to bear it, so take a swim as well... Oh, you can swim, right? Fatty doesn't seem to be able to teach you how to do it." Is it?"
Xiaotian nodded and straightened his chest. It's more than just swimming, the day the fat man leaves, he is guaranteed to become a qualified hunting dog!
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For the regular visitors of Lingyuan Zoo, they are used to seeing the five mighty pastoral dogs. These dogs are very alert, they will not attack people at will, and they can catch thieves. They have won praise from many tourists.
But recently, the zoo seems to have two more dogs. One is a tall, thin, thin-waisted hound whose name many people can't name, and the other is a squat corgi. They jump around in the garden every day, the big ones chasing the small ones, and the comparison of their sizes is quite funny.
Where people can't see, they are actually swimming, biting dolls, and molesting cats...
On the way, Liu Lian's friend, Xiaopang's owner, also called to ask about the dog's situation: "Director Duan, has our Xiaopang lost weight? I miss it so much, and my daughter misses it too. On weekends, my daughter came from another place. Back from school, our family is going on an outing."
Xiaopang is also a part of their family. According to what Duan Jiaze learned, Xiaopang's being like that is inseparable from the doting of their mother and son.
Duan Jiaze said understandingly: "If you lose weight, you can take it back for a few days, but please be sure to control its diet. We have managed to lose a few catties for it now, so we must not give up halfway."
On the other end of the phone, the hostess promised again and again: "I'm sure I won't give it more food, don't I want to take it out and let it run."
However, the hostess remembered that Xiaopang used to be a cutie who wanted to be hugged by the owner after running a few hundred meters. This time, she was also mentally prepared for Xiaopang to cheat after only running for a few steps. Since Xiaopang has been given to control his food intake, it is better not to make it too hard for the next few days after returning!