Duan Jiaze was holding a document in his hand, he looked through it several times in silence, then raised his head and asked Huang Qi, "Have you finished reading this?"
Huang Qi nodded: "Of course, otherwise how would I come to you."
Duan Jiaze: "It's not... this... okay..."
He hesitated, but finally signed. This is a document about the new peripherals developed by the commodity department, with design drawings and renderings attached, which are table mats, tea coasters and mouse pads.
A lot of goods like this kind of spirit cage have been produced, and there are all kinds of animal forms. The sales are not the best, but they are not bad.
But this time, the product department requested a much larger volume than before, and they also gave the reason. Based on the analysis of the market, they believed that the product this time would achieve good sales.
And the shape of these surroundings is Zongbao's butt.
That's right, the designers of the commodity department used the pattern of Zongbao's butt (with a little tail) printed on the glass as a peripheral. The largest table mat is said to be made one-to-one according to the size of a real bear's buttocks. The mouse pad is slightly smaller, which is considered a medium size, and the tea coaster pad is the smallest.
The shape is an irregular ellipse, most of which are white, with a little black "leg root". If you look closely, the layers are different. There is a fluffy edge, and there is a faint seam in the middle. There is a slightly smaller circle at the bottom. is the tail.
This should be painted, and it is very realistic, and it also draws the feeling of being crushed by glass.
When Duan Jiaze saw the page full of panda butts, his eyes almost went dark. He didn't expect the merchandise department to be even more insane than those tourists... No, they must have taken a fancy to the insanity of the tourists.
Huang Qi looked at Duan Jiaze's dazed state, and said, "Zongbao's ass is very commercially valuable now, and I think it should sell well."
Duan Jiaze: "... I know."
Zongbao's ass is so popular recently that tourists flock to it. Especially after it was filmed and posted on the Internet, it also triggered a round of ridicule. Many people felt that a giant panda is a giant panda, and even its butt can make headlines, making such a big commotion.
The fact that tourists are obsessed with Zongbao's butt has become popular, and some people have contacted the previous incident of Zongbao, saying that this is the butt of the super-long-lasting male panda. That shape is also very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Now take it out and ask, maybe Zongbao's butt is more famous than him.
Huang Qi: "By the way, the restaurant is also researching whether it can make some butt snacks."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
As a zoo restaurant, Jiajia has always been committed to developing animal-related dishes, which are the most popular besides the expensive series such as Lorgar.
Astragalus: "Seal marshmallows and cat's claw cakes are very popular. They are considering whether to make this."
Duan Jiaze supported his forehead and said, "Let them do whatever they want."
Duan Jiaze seemed to have given up on treatment, and after the new peripherals were released for pre-sale on the entire network, the promotional blog was reposted many times. The name of the product is "Zongbao PP / Panda Butt Table Mat / Mouse Pad / Coaster"
"... Hahahahahahaha, the surrounding departments of Lingyuan are simply magical!"
"The promotional words made me laugh out loud: the unique table mat! One-to-one restoration of Zongbao PP, every detail is visible!"
"Damn it! Well done!"
"It's fucking okay? The official is awesome, can't I buy it?"
"A friend who is 1.9 meters strong asked me, will buying this affect his majesty?"
"I placed an order, and then found that there is no desk in my dormitory. I decided to buy a desk for the PP desk mat..."
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After the sample was produced, a copy was sent to Duan Jiaze's office as usual.
Duan Jiaze has a lot of peripherals here, and he will display some more practical ones, and he encourages everyone to use the peripherals in the park. Employees usually buy internal discounts.
Looking at the surroundings of this set, Duan Jiaze hesitated for a moment, thinking that there is no need for a table mat for my hibiscus wooden table. He put away the table mat, leaving only the mouse pad.
When Lu Ya came to find Duan Jiaze, he also noticed that Duan Jiaze's decoration had changed. Lu Ya's observation skills are so keen, and he likes to find a sense of presence when nothing happens, but he stared at the mouse pad for a while, but he was not sure what it was.
Lu Ya is a guy who uses a mobile phone, but never goes on social networks, and doesn't pay attention to other humans. He obviously doesn't know how popular Zongbao's ass is recently.
Duan Jiaze coughed, "Sit down."
Lu Ya pushed Duan Jiaze's mouse away, picked up the mouse pad, looked left and right, and said in disbelief, "This is...?"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze said dryly: "Surprise, we humans not only like cat's claws, antlers, and bird's wings, but also bear's buttocks."
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze had already finished speaking before him, and Lu Ya was at a loss for words for a while.
Although he is already in the management team, Lu Ya still feels a little uncomfortable seeing such exaggerated things. He also confiscated Duan Jiaze's mouse pad, because even if human beings have some obsessive preferences, it doesn't mean that Duan Jiaze can ignore the status of Daojun and put other animals' buttocks on the table—that's buttocks!
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Ordinary people would just laugh it off if they didn't like Zongbao PP, but Xiong Siqian was extremely annoyed.
He didn't know what was going on until he saw this thing being put on sale, and he rolled his eyes a lot. The two black and white bears have always had a popularity that he doesn't understand. He didn't expect them to be so shameless now, using this to attract tourists... Anyway, Xiong Siqian asked himself that he couldn't do it!
How to put it, he is also the great guardian of the Guanyin Dojo, and he will never sell his body for the sake of (unilaterally) gaining popularity.
Xiong Siqian was both disdainful and jealous. He also took a mouse pad and half-complained and half-sarcastically said to his fellow villager Xiaoqing: "The human race is becoming more and more shameless, and everything can be sold in the store. Although they are black and white, but It's also a bear, you know? In our aesthetics, this is very unqualified!"
Xiaoqing glanced at it, and said indifferently: "How do I know, you appreciate it?"
Xiong Siqian: "Huh, this one is not one-to-one size, you need to look at the table mat. There are a little legs on the back, the legs are too thin! This shape is not good enough! It seems to be that little black and white bear. Tell me, you are too young, just a little doll with a very average body!"
Xiaoqing asked suspiciously, "Have you paid attention to Zongbao's butt?"
Xiong Siqian: "... I don't have one."
Xiaoqing looked at Xiong Siqian very purely, "Don't you?"
Xiong Siqian: "..."
Xiong Siqian wished he could swallow his tongue that said something wrong, so he sat upright sullenly, and didn't say a word.
"It's nothing, everyone is paying attention to Zongbao." Xiaoqing said, "Xiao Rong's cousin even asked him to help buy a set at an internal price. The human race seems to like this very much."
"I know, I know." Xiong Siqian thought to himself, it's a pity that Daojun doesn't care about these things since he became a management team, and Nine-Tailed Fox is very dog-legged, so he thinks it's better to lose to these two.
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"Look at your appearance, what do you look like? Like a pig's head!"
Director Meng was sitting in front of the computer, and the face of his old man was on the screen. The old man was holding his glasses and scolding Director Meng.
Director Meng's scandal has already spread to the capital circle. There are so many people in the program group, and everyone who should know will know it in a few days. When Boss Meng heard that his son's actual purpose in going to Donghai was so impure, he almost died of anger.
This is too embarrassing, he is so proud of his son's success during this time, who would have known to play such a game for him.
Boss Meng dialed a video for his son, and found that he had gained a lot of weight. He seemed to have been emotionally hurt, which was very consistent with the gossip, so it was useless to scold his son.
Seriously, it's fine if you mess around, you still can't do it. It's okay if you can't do it, you still make yourself like this.
Madam Meng leaned on the back of the chair and bent down, "What are you talking about, what a pig's head, I think the baby is fine. Baby, stand up and show Dad."
Director Meng stood up helplessly and turned around.
Mrs. Meng was also silent for a while. From such a glance, she felt that her son had gained twenty catties, which was indeed a bit too much.
"Hurry up and come back from the East China Sea. If you continue like this, you will really turn into a pig." Boss Meng scolded.
"I'm not going back!" Director Meng was very angry, "Don't listen to the rumors. I didn't come to chase people at all. go back!"
Boss Meng: "..."
Even Mrs. Meng, who has always been doting on children, couldn't stand it any longer. "When did you love work so much?"
Director Meng: "..."
A knowing son is like a father, no one believes Director Meng's words at all.
"Anyway, I'm not going back!" He turned off the computer with a slap, lay on the bed and thought for a long time, and became even more aggrieved. If he didn't find someone, it would be a complete loss.
But how can we break through these people's defenses? It's so difficult... Sigh, let's go down and eat a bowl of porridge, I'm a little hungry.
Director Meng Lala's shirt was a little tight and went downstairs to Jiajia restaurant.
It's not the hotel restaurant's business hours at all. If you want to eat, you can only go to Jiajia restaurant in the zoo.
On the way, Director Meng saw Jingwei who was in the water, and stopped immediately. Miss Xiaowei didn't often appear in the garden during the day. Although he was a little hungry, he quickly gave up his plan to eat and walked to Jingwei's side.
In fact, Director Meng's offensive against Jingwei was not particularly fierce in the past. After all, Jingwei was still young, so he reckoned that it would be difficult for his family to agree. But now he doesn't care about those anymore, digging one is one.
"Isn't this Xiaowei, don't you have to go to class today?" Director Meng sat down and said kindly. Although as soon as he sits down, the buttons on his belly unbutton, it seems that he really needs to change the size...
Jingwei didn't even look at Director Meng, and said, "Today there are activities at the seaside, and there are many tourists."
"Why, do you want to go too?" Director Meng misunderstood his meaning and said enthusiastically, "How about I drive you there?"
Jingwei said expressionlessly, "I don't want to go."
As he spoke, the stone was thrown out, creating a series of splashes.
"It's really good. I have a friend's younger brother who is also very good at kicking. He is also very handsome. Doesn't it mean that good-looking people are good at hitting?" Director Meng tried hard to get closer to Jingwei. .
Only then did Jingwei glance at Director Meng, "Your friend's younger brother also drowned?"
Director Meng froze for a moment, "I don't know about that."
Jingwei's colorful hair on the back of her head made her look very unique. Director Meng felt that there was a generation gap with her and couldn't understand her logic. He changed the subject and said, "You go to school here alone, do you want to go to school at home?" ? What does your father do?"
Jingwei lazily said: "Fortunately, my father is a farmer."
As a farmer, Director Meng's mind suddenly became active, "Farming is very hard work, have you ever thought about lightening the burden on your family?"
Jingwei: "My family has no burden."
Director Meng laughed dryly, "Isn't your father a farmer?"
Jingwei looked at him inexplicably, "Yes, but my father's land is bigger than Donghai."
Director Meng: "..."
Jingwei smashed the stone clean, clapped his hands, got up and left.
Director Meng felt that he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he decided to eat two more bowls of porridge later.
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Director Meng ran to the restaurant, but saw Duan Jiaze was there, and beside him was Jingwei. He didn't see the shadow of Jingwei in front of him all the way, after all, he was a young man, and he ran fast.
Jingwei glanced back at him, said a few words to Duan Jiaze, and then left.
Director Meng suddenly felt a little guilty. He was rather irritable today, and he didn't pay much attention when he spoke... Although Duan Jiaze probably knew that he had ulterior motives, it's just that everyone is working together now, and Duan Jiaze is not easy to turn his face.
"Director Duan." Director Meng still put on a smile and greeted Duan Jiaze.
Duan Jiaze replied indifferently, and said, "Mr. Meng, do you want to find Xiaowei to work part-time?"
Director Meng: "..."
Director Meng hesitated and said, "Let's talk casually, and take care of Xiaowei." He was a little puzzled, and tentatively said, "I don't think Xiaowei usually wears a change of clothes. I didn't expect that his family is not bad?"
Although Xiaowei's temperament is indeed very good, and it is not surprising to say that his family background is good, but after thinking about it, there are still some small loopholes. Even if Director Meng is not a careless person, he has noticed this. Is it possible that Xiao Wei said that just to hate him
"Don't worry, Xiaowei's background is in the 'people', it can't be better." Duan Jiaze said meaningfully.
Director Meng: "??"
These are all descendants of Yan and Huang, Xiao Wei's generation is everyone's ancestors. Duan Jiaze asked Director Meng to sit down, and then said sincerely: "Let's be frank and honest, the people you want to poach either have their own goals and ideals, or their families don't lack money at all, so it's basically impossible for you to impress them. "
Director Meng sat blankly for a long time. In fact, he also discovered that these people had no desires or desires, but he was very unwilling.
Duan Jiaze said puzzledly: "It stands to reason that you should also understand why you have such perseverance. Could it be that you really treat Xiaojiu..."
Director Meng: "..."
Director Meng: "I'm not! I don't!"
He left in despair, but he didn't forget to serve the porridge.
Duan Jiaze laughed as he looked at Director Meng's back. Of course he knew what was going on, so he just provoked Director Meng with nonsense.
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Director Meng thought for a long time after going back, and decided to give himself one last chance - if these people are really not short of money, or have their own ambitions, as Duan Jiaze said, then he will be out of luck!
So he inquired about people's wealth one by one, and those with ideals, such as Bai Suzhen practicing medicine, Shui Qing aspired to be a courier (I don't know what kind of ideal this is)...
Shancai, I cooperate with others to make artworks, and every day people want to buy them in hotels.
Inspiration, who claims to be raised by someone, can just show his body every day, and now he is on vacation—this person seems to be quite proud of his profession, Director Meng is very puzzled.
Ling Guang, who claims to be a civil servant somewhere, and his family is also rich, probably because of this, it's okay to put on a name and not go to work.
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After asking around, Director Meng was desperate.
In the end, he met Xiaoqing, who was Doctor Bai's younger brother, so Director Meng didn't have any hope at all.
"Me, my family doesn't have much money. My sister and I are both idlers and have been suppressed before." Xiaoqing said.
Director Meng: "Oh, then do you have any other ideas in the future? That's it, or practice medicine like your sister?"
Xiaoqing: "I don't want to practice medicine. At most, I can make medicine for my sister. For the time being, I don't have anything to do."
Director Meng suddenly had a little hope, and asked, "Then why did you keep rejecting me before? Do you really want to do this business?"
If it was Xiaoqing, he felt that it would definitely not be a problem to win the first-line. Even if Xiaoqing didn't have any skills, with a little training, he could reach the level of Bai Shiqiao before by relying on his face.
Xiaoqing glanced at Director Meng, "What are you doing?"
Director Meng: "A star!"
Xiaoqing muttered: "I did it long ago..."
Director Meng didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?" He leaned closer, holding the last sliver of hope, and said expectantly, "Let's go to our room to talk in detail? Actually, I used to have no plans for my life, but don't you think , becoming a popular star is very…”
Director Meng's unskilled chicken soup hadn't finished yet, but a voice sounded behind him: "No need."
Looking back, it was Xiao Rong.
Of course Director Meng knew Xiao Rong, the boss of Xiao Rong's previous company was an elder he had known since childhood. This person's experience of retiring from the circle is also quite legendary. It was at the time when he became popular that Ji Liu retreated bravely.
Xiao Rong and Xiaoqing looked at each other, and Xiaoqing came to him tacitly. Xiao Rong took Xiaoqing by the hand, and said: "Xiaoqing is busy with dating, so he won't enter any showbiz."
Director Meng: "..."
In front of Director Meng who was completely stunned, the two left hand in hand.
At this distance, Xiaoqing can still be heard joking: "...what's the rush. You have been popular before, so of course you don't care."
Director Meng leaned on the wall a little dizzily, suddenly feeling sad.
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Director Meng sadly left Donghai City with the extra twenty catties of meat, and the members of the program team who stayed to continue filming "Big Animals" all speculated that he should have been given an ultimatum by his family.
There are also some rumors that Director Meng's family arranged a blind date so that he would forget what happened in Donghai.
In fact, according to the gossip from the capital, Director Meng didn't show up for a long time after he went back, probably because he didn't compromise or didn't come back straight away, so he was locked up by his family.
In fact, Director Meng was locked up, but he was locked up for fitness. But that's what he said.
In Donghai City thousands of miles away, Duan Jiaze was still thinking about the matter of mixing animals.
Mixing animals is not achieved overnight. Duan Jiaze is still conducting small-scale experiments on some newly conceived combinations. Meanwhile, more animal tunnels have been built, including a sling tunnel for the monkeys.
For tourists, it is also a fun encounter to watch the monkeys line up and pass overhead one by one swinging the rope. Coupled with the landscape design of the zoo, it is more immersive, as if you are really in the forest.
At this time, Duan Jiaze received a side mission. After watching it for a long time, he showed it to Lu Ya.
Task content: Both belong to the bear family, giant pandas are very popular, but no one cares about black bears! Under the long-term psychological pressure of the black bears in the park, their mentality is out of balance, please provide appropriate counseling and adjustment!
After reading it, Lu Ya sneered, very disdainful, "As for?"
Duan Jiaze looked at him for a while, "I think your scars are healed and you forgot the pain. Who was jealous of dogs back then?"
Lu Ya: "..."
Lu Ya asked irritably: "Then do you think you did the right thing?!"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
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Duan Jiaze found Xiong Siqian, and inserted the topic very gently: "Recently, our Zongbao PP series peripherals are selling well..."
Xiong Siqian said in a Beijing opera accent: "I've never heard of it—and what does it have to do with me—"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Take a closer look, let alone, I really can't tell anything from the facial expressions. If it weren't for Xiong Siqian's previous performance and the fact that the APP had exposed him, Duan Jiaze might really believe it.
Xiong Siqian held the tablet computer in his hand, and the international news was playing on it, "I watch the changes in the world every day, some trivial things, why-huh?"
Before he finished speaking, Duan Jiaze lowered his head and pressed the phone. When he looked at the phone, his heart suddenly tightened. He thought of something, and said in surprise, "This, isn't it...?"
You guessed it yourself? Duan Jiaze was taken aback for a moment, he was still thinking about resolving the conflict invisibly.
Looking at Duan Jiaze's expression, he knew the answer, the slap came too fast, Xiong Siqian blushed when he thought of what he said just now, he wished he could find a way to get in, covered his face with his sleeve and lamented: "Oh my—"