Because they are engaged in related work, many employees of Lingyuan also keep pets and live with animals in their lives. In other words, some people are originally fond of animals, so they apply for jobs in such units.
Under the influence of so many colleagues, Xiao Su also wanted to keep a pet recently, but she hadn't decided what to keep, so she went to Duan Jiaze for advice.
Duan Jiaze was listening to opera for his parrot sons, and the suggestions from netizens made him a little curious. Could it be possible to imitate it
Anyway, just play the video, it doesn't affect anything.
When Xiao Su said that he wanted to keep a pet, Duan Jiaze said: "It's still worth thinking about. The Four Heavenly Kings seem to have met the dogs in the village. When the bitch gives birth, you can take one home. If you can't wait, Let Xiaotian take you to find any abandoned ones?"
"Forget about the dog, I still have to take a walk. I don't have the energy." Xiao Su waved her hands repeatedly.
Duan Jiaze thought for a moment: "Cat?"
Xiao Su said awkwardly: "Is there... something special."
Duan Jiaze laughed: "Your words are terrifying. It seems that you want to raise protected animals. Otherwise, if you transfer to a front-line breeder, you can raise anything."
Xiao Su: "..."
At this time, the colorful macaw next to it stretched its neck and opened its voice.
Little Su didn't know it was late, so Duan Jiaze probably listened to them for half an hour. This colorful macaw has already learned it very quickly, and it's not dry singing.
Because it didn't know about teamwork, it imitated the cross-door by itself, then spread its wings, and sang with a shake: "I heard the sound of the golden drum and the horn, which aroused my ambition to break through the sky. The majestic, blood-splattered pomegranate skirt—”
Duan Jiaze looked over, just wanting to be surprised that he learned it so quickly, and also a little surprised how it moved so much. He suddenly remembered something, and dragged the progress of the video to the part where the parrot learns.
Sure enough, this guy is imitating other people's movements, but it only has two wings, and sometimes both wings are turned up, and sometimes one wing is waving back and forth, and its head is also shaking.
There are many dramas, really many dramas, and I even learned the movements. Having kept parrots for so long, Duan Jiaze also has a deep experience. This kind of bird is born to be a showman, and has a great desire to express. It always feels a little bit like a Taoist monarch to some extent...
But Xiao Su slapped his forehead, "Oh, I'm so stupid, isn't this what it is?"
"You want to raise parrots? Most of them are illegal." Duan Jiaze said, his parrot sons were confiscated because someone raised them illegally.
"There are still a few that are legal, and I don't think about raising such a large parrot." Xiao Su thinks it is quite suitable, there is not much space, and there are ready-made experts to ask.
Xiao Su went to pick out a cockatiel. This kind of parrot has a more familiar name: cockatiel, with orange-red "blush" on the cheeks and a light yellow crest on the top of the head.
However, Xiao Su didn't know too much about it. After buying it, she realized that not every kind of parrot has a strong speaking ability. Cockatiels are relatively quiet birds, and their speaking ability is not very strong, and they know very few vocabulary.
Like this bird raised by Xiao Su, when she saw it, it was imitating the sound of music, and the boss also said that it could talk, and Xiao Su felt that it was a good match and brought it back. But after I brought it home, I realized that I couldn't speak no matter how funny I was.
"Fortunately... it's still very interesting to watch." Xiao Su comforted herself, she brought it back because of her appearance.
Duan Jiaze also went to look at it, and the boss gave some feed, and he asked Xiao Su to replace it with vegetables and fruits.
Anyway, Xiao Su has stayed in the zoo for so long, and from what she sees in daily life, the parrots in the garden eat only fruits and vegetables, even if Duan Jiaze doesn't say anything, she would have to change the food.
Generally, parrots will have some time to adapt to switching from food to vegetables and fruits, but this Xuanfeng quickly accepted it, mainly because...it’s really delicious!
Xiaosu also took Xuanfeng out for a walk, and introduced her new partner to everyone, "From today onwards, I have pets!"
Parrots can live for decades, and Xuanfeng can live for 20 or 30 years. Xiao Su even bought appliances and asked how to arrange the plump at home.
There is also a colleague who raises parrots, and communicated with Xiao Su: "Xuanfeng doesn't talk much, but you can take it to communicate with other birds to see if there is any improvement. Birds like the head of the garden are amazing. Yes, maybe I can learn something."
"Yeah." Xiao Su paused for a moment, "Oh, I'm afraid I didn't learn anything else, so I said to me every day when I came back, 'Add water to Hua Shengping'."
Colleagues roared with laughter, as employees of Lingyuan, of course they knew the trick.
Some dispatched animals also saw Xiaosu's bird, so Xiaoqing touched the Xuanfeng very friendly, which scared Xuanfeng enough.
"Have you got a name?" Yousu asked.
Xiao Su: "Think it over, call it Xiao Fenghuang."
Yousu couldn't help but look back at the Suzaku God beside him.
Ling Guang: "..."
Ling Guang looked at the parrot with two funny red spots on its face, and said in disbelief, "Little Phoenix? How does it look like a little Phoenix?"
When the human race saw the gorgeous feathers of the peacocks, it was fine to say that they were phoenixes. After all, the peacocks really had the blood of the phoenix, but how could they tell lies with their eyes open? This bird and the phoenix are not related.
"Ah?" Xiao Su was also a little at a loss, "It's not like that, but its species is 'cockatiel'."
Ling Guang emphasized: "The phoenix is the king of all birds! Do you think it is the king of all birds? Does it look like that?"
Xiao Su couldn't help laughing, "Brother Ling, the naming is not so strict, you seem to be a little serious. Then there is a Xiaotian in our garden, and it has never eaten the moon!"
Everyone: "..."
Ling Guang's expression was a bit complicated, he hesitated to speak.
Seeing him like that, Xiao Su took the bird and left without thinking too much.
…
Before taking it to the parrots in the park, Xiao Su and her colleagues who also kept birds went to the place where fellow lovers gather to communicate. Many old men raise birds, but Xiao Su's bird didn't say much after communicating with theirs, but learned more tunes of square dance accompaniment.
Some people asked Xiao Su about their unit, and when Xiao Su said it was the Lingyuan Zoo, the old man said in amazement: "It's from Lingyuan, so your birds must be very good, right?"
How can bird lovers like them not know that Lingyuan's bird mouth can't be better, even budgerigars can talk endlessly.
As soon as the elders heard that Xiao Su was a spirit, they all gathered around, wanting to hear what her bird had to say.
Xiao Su was very ashamed: "Hehe... our little Phoenix hasn't learned much yet."
"It's almost like a bird, but Xuanfeng doesn't talk much, and I raised it too, so I said it word by word." An old man shook his head and said.
I didn't learn it, and I was watched by a small crowd, looking at it with disappointed eyes. Even though Xiao Su didn't aim to let Xiao Feng learn something, she couldn't help being a little embarrassed.
After returning home, Xiao Su took the bird to find Duan Jiaze, and not long after, these parrots had already learned one fold of "Mu Guiying in Command".
It's just a bit confusing, the division of labor is not very good, and it's easy to steal the show. They seem to be able to tell who is the protagonist. When Mu Guiying is supposed to sing, three or five of them rush out and start fighting.
Especially if there are no outsiders around, they will be even more unscrupulous.
After squeezing to play the leading role again, the scarlet macaw pushed the sunflower parrot away with its buttocks, and taught loudly: "You don't even know what color Mu Guiying is wearing, do you understand red?! Look at you That robe of filial piety is dark or not!"
The sunflower parrot looked at the white feathers on its body, and walked to the back dejectedly.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
There are not a few scenes like this, and there are many scenes in every scene.
After Xiao Su came with Xiao Fenghuang, he was surrounded by parrots. Duan Jiaze's fifty sons of parrots are basically large parrots, most of them are macaws, while cockatiels are medium-sized parrots.
Dozens of parrots surrounded the little phoenix, staring at it.
Xiao Su just took out the little phoenix and put it on the perch, and now she also felt a little weird, "They don't know how to hit the little phoenix, do they?"
"No, they usually only quarrel and don't fight." Just as Duan Jiaze finished speaking, the sunflower parrot kicked the Scarlet Macaw from behind with a vengeance, and Scarlet stood on the table, almost eating shit by a dog.
Xiao Su: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "... I rarely fight."
The sunflower parrot stared at Little Phoenix for a long time. It felt that this guy looked very similar to itself, except that there were no two spots of red on his face.
"They seem to be familiar..." Xiao Su looked at them for a long time and said, "Get to know each other, first time familiar and second time familiar."
The parrots were a little cautious about this new little friend, looking at it and watching it, but they didn't get started yet.
Just after Xiao Su finished speaking, after so long since she brought her back, the boss claimed to be able to speak, but Xiao Fenghuang, who had never spoken, suddenly said, "Silly X!"
Xiao Su was stunned for a moment, barely realizing that this sentence was said by Xiao Fenghuang.
Duan Jiaze also opened his eyes a little bit in surprise. He had to say that those two words just now were really well-spoken, and he even recognized a little Donghai dialect accent...
Fifty parrots were set ablaze, and they exploded in an instant from the quiet onlookers, cursing at little phoenix one by one angrily.
"Your second uncle!"
"XX you XX!"
…
Duan Jiaze never knew that his parrot sons knew so many curse words and even foreign languages.
Before that, they were all civilized birds in front of him, because he knew that parrots like to learn tongues, and every time they saw them say something bad, they would correct it. When I speak in front of them, or put on a program, I will pay attention to it.
Now it seems that he is also a deceived parent, wishful thinking that his children are very good...
Duan Jiaze even thought about it. When Duan Tagore was in the zoo, he didn't mention his venomous tongue. Anyway, he never heard him swearing. Instead, he went to another zoo and heard that he had scolded the director. Now it seems that, like his sons, he may have met a long time ago and never showed it to him.
One word, Little Phoenix, brought out their hidden side, and their vocabulary exploded. Duan Jiaze even thought that one or two sentences would be enough, but they scolded for five minutes without repeating it, and fifty of them scolded at the same time, almost scolding Xiao Fenghuang like hell.
At the beginning, the fifty of the same kind were very quiet, but they changed in an instant, and the little phoenix was completely suppressed, but also terrified.
Xiao Su was dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.
She also brought the parrots here, hoping that Little Phoenix could learn something from them. Looking at it now, this object of study... might as well go to the park to learn square dance accompaniment!
Xiao Su hurriedly stuffed the frightened little Phoenix back into the cage, those parrots didn't give up, they caught up and grabbed the cage and scolded. Flying in the air, he grabbed the cage with his paws, "Come out, you have the ability to scold people, you have the ability to come out!"
"Director, I, I'd better go back first." Xiao Su hurried out, she was afraid that these parrots would shit on her.
"...Okay, goodbye." Duan Jiaze said goodbye dryly.
As soon as Xiao Su went out, the excited parrots calmed down and pretended to look around, but they didn't look at Duan Jiaze.
Duan Jiaze took a deep breath: "You guys really... opened my eyes!"
Parrot:"… "
Duan Jiaze: "Can you even speak foreign languages? Asshole??"
Based on their performance most of the time, Duan Jiaze really thought that their talents were more elegant.
"Stand up for me," Duan Jiaze said.
They were originally parked in twos and threes in the office, and one was standing on the fish tank, but now they all flew disheveledly to the ground in front of Duan Jiaze and lined up.
Duan Jiaze taught them to line up mainly because it was so clear at a glance that they knew whether there were any shortages, ten in a row, and five in a row.
There are too many people in the zoo, and it is impossible to trace who they learned from. But with their IQ, they knew it was a swear word, and they still learned so much... Duan Jiaze hugged the purple-blue macaw, "You little hooligans, Lu Ya and I don't like to swear, do you usually scold tourists for coming? with?"
When he thought of the scene where they scolded tourists, he felt a headache.
Xiao Zi's body swayed in Duan Jiaze's hand, rubbing him left and right: "...I drank too much."
"What are you drinking? Have you drank too much poplar nectar?" Duan Jiaze picked it up, "As a brother, he still acts like this. He doesn't set an example at all. I don't know what to say about you. Look, your elder brother said that Dirty words?"
The parrot was stunned, and began to doubt his understanding of human language. That big brother wants to scold, can it scold
"In the future, you must be strict with yourself. Don't swear casually, especially if you swear at one breath for five minutes without panting... You guys are really good at it." Duan Jiaze thought that there seemed to be no rumors of parrots and tourists scolding each other. It has spread to the Internet, but we cannot relax.
Duan Jiaze found an audio on the Internet for children to learn civilized language, and played it to them, "If others scold you first, you can't use swear words, especially parrots, like little phoenix, it doesn't know what it means, It’s different from you. If there are human beings who want to swear at people, don’t you think they have no quality? You can’t say that, but who said that thirty-one’s feathers are like filial piety robes just now?”
The parrots lowered their heads, as if they knew they were wrong.
After being educated by Duan Jiaze, the parrots really paid more attention.
Afterwards, when they spoke, they were very gentlemanly, saying "you", "please", "excuse me" and "thank you",
During the live broadcast, Xiao Su was also on the side. They sang a short section of "Mu Guiying in Command". After singing, they said, "Please finish pouring the water."
Netizens who didn't know the truth also said, "It's really polite, it's becoming more and more gentlemanly, and it was still yelling at people to add water."
Both Duan Jiaze and Xiao Su laughed dryly, and said to themselves that it was their dirty mouths that you had never seen before. This is completely because the evil side has been sealed up!
Think about Xiao Fenghuang, how frightened he was, he would say "stupid X", but after going back that day, he didn't say "stupid X".
…
Because Duan Jiaze gave a very inappropriate example: "When did your brother ever swear at you?"
So, when the parrots had a rare meeting with Miracle, they surrounded the eldest brother to study. Does the eldest brother really not swear? What is swearing in the language of emperor penguins
They even began to learn the cry of emperor penguins, trying to figure out the rules.
Even with improved IQs, however, learning a foreign language is still difficult. In the end, there was a chorus of geese in the room, but no one could figure out why.
And each emperor penguin's call is unique, they are just imitating it.
Lu Ya didn't know their purpose, so he turned aside and ignored them.
As soon as Duan Jiaze entered the door, he heard the loud crowing of geese. Those who didn't know thought he had a group of emperor penguins here, so he quickly closed the door, "What are you doing, imitating penguins."
When the little fat man saw Duan Jiaze coming, he pushed all the parrots away with his wings, rushed forward and threw himself into Duan Jiaze's arms.
Parrots: ... yes, big brother doesn't swear, big brother will do it directly!
After long-term training, Duan Jiaze will not be easily overwhelmed by miracles now. When he sees miracles rushing towards him, he lowers his center of gravity and puts his arms around them, "Hey, my son."
Duan Jiaze led Miracle's wings to the edge of the bed, and said to Lu Ya, "They were screaming like that just now, why didn't you stop them, the noise was too loud."
Lu Ya didn't raise his head, "No time."
"What are you looking at? Where did you get the tablet?" Lu Ya didn't surf the Internet except for playing games. Duan Jiaze tilted his head and saw that Lu Ya was shopping in an online shopping mall. He almost spurted blood, "I Damn, what are you buying here!"
Duan Jiaze snatched... snatched... but couldn't snatch the tablet, "..."
Lu Ya's hand was stuck on the computer without any effort, but Duan Jiaze's body was about to tilt. He said very naturally: "I got it from Huangqi. Today he taught me how to shop online."
"What to buy online! Impossible, Huang Qi is crazy, I will teach you to buy this!" Duan Jiaze still wanted to continue grabbing the tablet, but it turned out that when Lu Ya really didn't want him, he couldn't move at all.
Miracle ran to Luya's side, and Luya touched Miracle's head with one free hand, holding the tablet firmly with one hand, "What's wrong?"
When Duan Jiaze saw the miracle approaching, he quickly reached out and covered the pattern on it, "What's the matter, Huang Qi can't teach you to buy this kind of thing, unless he wants to resign."
Duan Jiaze believed in the saying that Huang Qi taught Lu Ya to buy unharmonious things online, and Huang Qi collapsed due to too much pressure, so he retaliated against the society everywhere.
Lu Ya squinted at Duan Jiaze: "Do you think I'm stupid, or how advanced your human race's technology is? Huang Qi taught me to buy a chewing toy for parrots. Can't I draw inferences from one instance
Duan Jiaze: "..."
With a lot of force, Lu Ya pulled the tablet out of Duan Jiaze's hand, and reached out to pick it up again, because Duan Jiaze, who suddenly missed and fell backwards, was pulled around by him and fell onto the bed.
Seeing the miracle, he was happy, and it also jumped. Although it didn't jump very high, it fell on the bed, and Duan Jiaze felt the bed vibrate.
The parrots saw that it was so fun, they also lined up and said, "Can we jump up?"
Duan Jiaze: "... come up."
Fifty parrots flew up, and then rained down on the bed and the family of three.
Duan Jiaze quietly glanced at Lu Ya's tablet computer, and Lu Ya also glanced at him proudly. After a while, he slowly stretched out his hand and put it on the tablet computer.
Lu Ya: "Let go, I'm going to buy it."
"..." Duan Jiaze took a deep breath, and under the curious eyes of his sons, covered his face and said in a muffled voice, "Then trouble you to buy it with my computer. This is bound to Huangqi's account, and you can put it in the shopping cart." He knows it from the back of the car. Think about the consequences yourself."
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze was very reluctant, but he could only hand over his tablet. He felt that Lu Ya's progress was really too fast...!
Lu Ya took Duan Jiaze's tablet computer, skillfully set the computer wallpaper as his own photo (bird form), and then swiped it up. He also has a mobile phone himself, but he is not familiar with the app of the human race, but Huang Qi quickly mastered it after teaching him.
Duan Jiaze watched helplessly as he placed an order for the product he was probably looking forward to before, and he didn't return the computer to him after he quit, but clicked on another app. It's not that Duan Jiaze wants Lu Ya to close his eyes and listen, but the pace is too fast. What should Lu Ya do if he sees some new courses on the Internet? Take it easy!
Duan Jiaze put one hand on the computer, tried his best to smile and said: "Brother, the sons finally got together, so stop surfing the Internet and come to chat."
Lu Ya looked at Duan Jiaze strangely and said, "'surfing' online?"
Duan Jiaze got stuck, not knowing how to explain this retro Internet term to Lu Ya, "... Uh, yes, this is a special term for our aquarium. You can say soaring online."
Lu Ya: "..."