Although what happened in the past half month had already made Duan Jiaze feel that life was very impermanent, but when a handsome guy stood in front of him and humiliated him and told him that he was a new animal... it still made him feel turbulent.
Duan Jiaze asked messily, "You mean, are you dispatching employees?"
He deeply felt that this "Lu Ya" should be a mouthful.
Lu Ya said viciously: "I'm going to ask you this. As usual, it should belong to employees. Why did you become an animal?"
"That system made a plan, saying that according to the current situation, we lack animals here..."
Duan Jiaze couldn't help taking two steps back, "I thought I would replace the employees with animals, I must have made a mistake, please don't get angry, I can't take you to the exhibition anyway..."
As he spoke, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
"Of course it doesn't work now," Lu Ya said with a serious face, "So, in the future, I must keep my original shape during working hours every day."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
These words destroyed Duan Jiaze's three views, and he was a little dizzy.
At this time, Lu Ya looked Duan Jiaze up and down for a while, frowned and said, "You can't really be a human race, are you?"
When he found out that this zoo opened in the human world, he was already surprised enough. What was even more surprising was that the director of the zoo looked like an ordinary human race.
"I am," Duan Jiaze wanted to cry, "It looks like you, you shouldn't be..."
Lu Ya raised his thick eyebrows, "This deity is the last three-legged golden crow in the world."
Fortunately, there are no tourists in the zoo now, and only the gatekeeper is dozing off at the entrance of the park.
Duan Jiaze looked at the small round zoo sign behind him, and then at the three-legged Jinwu Mr. whose rarity had risen to the level of heaven and earth in front of him, and the last smile on his face froze.
…
During Lu Ya's skeptical explanation, Duan Jiaze finally understood systematically that the world was completely different from what he had known. There is heaven beyond the sky, and there are immortals beyond people. This Lingxiao Hope Project was developed by the legendary Heavenly Court.
In name, this system is open to the Three Realms and Six Realms, and all ethnic groups are equal, but because the human world has long been separated from other realms and is not connected to each other, there has never been a precedent for helping human beings since the project was actually launched for many years. It has never been carried out in the world.
The full intelligence of the system is just at the start-up stage, and it does not yet support the online cancellation function.
One wrong step, one wrong step. First of all, if the object it grabs is not the human race, then even if the subsequent plan is wrong, it can be solved. At least those who are being helped will definitely not be like Duan Jiaze, who can't even wait to cancel the cycle.
In other worlds, there is basically no such thing as a zoo, causing employees to become animals...
From this point of view, the system is still inferior to artificial intelligence in some places, but the so-called intelligent computing will cause such a big mistake.
In short, Lu Ya decided that the system must have not been tested well, and then a bug appeared, and Duan Jiaze was captured as the target.
But he can't help it, because even if something goes wrong, it will take decades for him to report and apply. Compared with the government in the world, the heavenly court is infinitely larger and more complicated, and the cycle of doing business is very long.
This trap didn't just trap Duan Jiaze.
Lu Ya claimed that employees like him dispatched by the Hope Project are actually "volunteers" who help the advanced and the late.
But like Duan Jiaze, they are bound by the system, and they are both in the mission. If they don't obey the arrangement, they will be hit by thunder.
Because it is an "animal", it is even more important to abide by the duty of an animal. It is impossible to help the zoo upgrade its buildings like an employee.
The latter is fine, the former is too strict.
Duan Jiaze couldn't help but said: "Then this project is too inhumane, even volunteers? Didn't you complain? Can't you just quit?"
He saw Lu Ya pause suspiciously for a second, and then began to curse the rubbish Hope Project again.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
…
The two of them couldn't stay outside all the time, Duan Jiaze took Lu Ya into the spiritual prison.
Duan Jiaze: "I didn't know it was you, so..."
He looked at the empty cage.
Lu Ya stared at Duan Jiaze with cold eyes: "What place is this?"
Duan Jiaze: "... your office?"
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "Didn't it mean that you can move about in your original form during working hours? Animals in the zoo are all in cages, and our conditions here need help, of course it's not good..."
Lu Ya said angrily: "Don't you understand the meaning of 'the last three-legged golden crow in the world'? I am the only one in heaven and earth! How dare you let me work in this kind of place, just like you Still open a zoo with an attitude?!"
Duan Jiaze: =_=!
Duan Jiaze summoned up his courage and said, "Actually, this place is for large animals. You may not be able to... work here as originally planned. You have to go to the birdhouse."
Lu Ya: "..."
After hearing this, Lu Ya wanted to hit someone.
Duan Jiaze quickly added: "Only during working hours, I will clean the cage again. You can live in our small building after get off work."
At this moment, comparing with the simple small building next to it, the conditions immediately seemed to be much better. After all, there was no discovery without comparison.
Lu Ya's anger subsided a little, and he instructed Duan Jiaze to say, "Hmph, I want a bigger office, drive that lion away and clean it up."
This is regarded as accepting the living conditions during the day by default, and Duan Jiaze heaved a sigh of relief.
Lu Ya's whole body exuded an aura of being difficult to deal with, so Duan Jiaze had no choice but to come here and restrain himself first. However, he didn't expect that Lu Ya really got used to the office and the office address, and he got used to it quite quickly...
…
Soon, Duan Jiaze encountered troubles again.
- He didn't know how to move the lion to another cage. There are movable iron doors in the original cage, which can clean the cage partly and partly.
However, as a layman, he has never learned how to transfer the lion to another independent cage.
This lion has been well fed for the past few days, and its spirit has improved a lot. Even if it is not full, it is still easy to kill Duan Jiaze.
Duan Jiaze stood tangled outside the lion's cage, and then he heard Lu Ya folded his arms and mocked: "Are all human beings like this now? Are they even afraid of lions?"
Duan Jiaze ignored Lu Ya's voice. He had already discovered that Lu Ya was not as cold as he appeared on the outside. Of course, it might be because he was too cold, which made him feel a little unworthy of beating, just like now...
Seeing that Lu Ya is now an animal in the park, Director Duan decided not to care about it.
At this time, the lion opened his mouth and roared.
The lion's roar shook the sky, its power was astonishing, and Duan Jiaze almost sat on the ground when he yelled so suddenly.
Lu Ya let out another short laugh.
And Duan Jiaze's originally maintained demeanor also dissipated a little because of this stagger, he was really embarrassed, and said angrily: "You can do it!"
Lu Ya glared at Duan Jiaze, which was scarier than a lion's roar.
But Duan Jiaze was not that scared. He was very polite to Lu Ya before, but he had figured it out a long time ago. Under the constraints of the system, Lu Ya couldn't hurt him.
So, Duan Jiaze sat aside, concealing his weak legs: "I won't do it yet, you can do it yourself if you have the ability! It's your own office!"
Lu Ya snorted, and said shamelessly, "I am a rare animal, and you are the director of the garden. You should serve me. Hurry up and fix the cage."
"..." Duan Jiaze was speechless.
Lu Ya saw that Duan Jiaze had no arrogance, as if he had won, he lifted his chin, very proud. Then, as if giving grace, he said lightly: "Go quickly, with the deity here, what else can it do?"
Now it has changed from a rare animal to a deity again.
This bird... really deserves a beating. Duan Jiaze gritted his teeth in his heart.
I don't know what Lu Ya did, the lion didn't dare to roar any more, and instead tucked its tail. Duan Jiaze took the opportunity to open the cage and boldly drove the lion out with a stick.
Under the oppression of a trace of breath deliberately released by Lu Ya, the lion was obediently driven to another cage, and as soon as he entered, he lifted his leg and urinated—it was scary.
Lu Yacha stood aside, took advantage of the victory to pursue, and directed Duan Jiaze to clean up the original lion cage. It must be spotless, clean and comfortable.
Lu Ya brainwashed Duan Jiaze: "This is your job as a director of a zoo. In the future, you must continue to serve me well."
Duan Jiaze smiled and said, "Serve? We don't usually use this word in zoos, we call it feeding."
Lu Ya: "..."