Lu Ya and others have been here for a long time, but basically they haven't gone out for any entertainment activities, that is, playing mahjong and watching TV dramas in the garden.
But now that Zhu Feng is here, he's going down to the world with a vacation mentality, and he's been building a house for Duan Jiaze recently. Duan Jiaze was embarrassed to see him working hard.
Moreover, Duan Jiaze himself is actually a little tired recently, and he doesn't have a vacation yet. Seeing that the restaurant is stable and the aquarium is not busy, he simply invites everyone to hang out and relax occasionally.
Because he had to go to work during the day, he had to go out at night. Duan Jiaze deliberately brought only the dispatched people, not even Hu Dawei, so as not to reveal his secrets.
Duan Jiaze also sent hundreds of dollars in cash to each of them, and said, "If you like something, please don't use leaves to pay for it. It's not easy to make money. If you don't have enough, ask me to scan the QR code."
Everyone looked at Duan Jiaze with contempt: "Take leaves to transform? Have you watched too many TV dramas?"
Duan Jiaze: "... Isn't it? Then what did you change?"
"We don't need to change things, even if we want to change, don't worry, it's more real than real, and it will never turn back into leaves."
As Yousu said, he took Duan Jiaze's hand and complained: "I heard that there are many human traffickers in the society, the director of the garden, let's hold hands, otherwise what will happen to me?"
Everyone: "..."
Jingwei's human figure is fourteen or fifteen years old, which is beyond the scope of a child, while Yousu still looks like a cute lolita.
Therefore, although there is nothing wrong with the logic of Yousu's statement on the surface, just think that this loli is a nine-tailed fox, and it is the one that overturned the Shang Dynasty, which makes people feel a little dark.
—What should I do, it should be a human trafficker!
Duan Jiaze was pulled by Su Ruanruan's little hand, and seeing her so trusting, he couldn't help but feel ashamed and said: "No, sister, then it's useless if you pull me, you will be more intimidating by pulling the little bear or the Daoist Lord."
Xiong Siqian smiled foolishly at Yousu.
Lu Ya rolled his eyes.
... As for these two, Yousu didn't want to pull any of them.
Duan Jiaze also had nothing to do with this ancestor, he led her and said, "Okay, let's catch the last train..."
The huge Lingyuan Zoo has not yet bought a business car. Before, it rented a short-term bus to pick up and drop off the monks, but after buying them an electric car for transportation, the lease was not renewed.
So Duan Jiaze took a group of great gods to take the bus so awesomely...
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After this bus arrived in the city, it had to transfer to Longmen Square, one of the busiest commercial areas in the city.
Duan Jiaze, Lu Ya, Yousu, Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing, Xiong Siqian, Zhu Feng, and Jingwei have a total of eight people. This team is very eye-catching. Duan Jiaze leads Yousu to the front, and behind them are either handsome men or beauties, or bears. Beings with astonishing bodies like Siqian and Zhu Feng have a very high rate of turning heads.
After finally relaxing for a night, everyone agreed with what Duan Jiaze said, to experience human life, so Duan Jiaze followed the routine, first took them to dinner, then went to the movies, and finally went to barbecue.
This is the time when there are the most people, and everyone has to wait for a seat. Duan Jiaze took the number and asked everyone to sit down and wait.
Yousu said with a smile: "Thank you, director, I haven't waited for a seat yet."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
... I couldn't tell whether Yousu's tone was positive or negative.
At this time, two beautifully dressed girls came over with a little embarrassment, and looked at Lu Ya shyly: "Sorry, sorry to bother you, but can I ask for your WeChat ID?"
In their line of business, there are only three girls, Bai Suzhen, Jingwei and Yousu. Bai Suzhen looks more mature and stands very close to Xiaoqing. Jingwei looks like a junior high school student, not to mention Yousu who is leading Duan Jiaze. up.
After looking at each other for a long time, the two girls mustered up the courage to come over and strike up a conversation.
This situation is not beyond everyone's expectations. Lu Ya has an outstanding appearance and a domineering momentum, which is particularly conspicuous in the crowd. He usually stays at the zoo, but once he came out to the platform, he didn't know how many girls flirted with and struck up a conversation, and there were many people watching him along the way.
Now someone bravely came over to strike up a conversation, and everyone looked at them amusedly. Most of you have never seen how Lu Ya reacted.
But Lu Ya was very puzzled, he didn't even look at them, and said coldly: "No."
One of the girls tried again in a slightly coquettish tone unwillingly: "Is it really not possible? Why, handsome guy, don't be so indifferent."
Lu Ya said impatiently: "No, you are just ordinary humans."
Girls: "..."
The two looked at each other, and they didn't expect to meet a handsome guy, who had a severe second-degree illness when they struck up a conversation, and walked away with a complicated expression.
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Duan Jiaze almost burst into tears from laughter, and said to everyone, "As expected of being a Daoist."
Yousu (on the surface) said very respectfully: "After all, I learned the truth early."
Lu Ya glared at them fiercely, but couldn't grasp what to say, so he snorted coldly to show his disdain.
When it was their turn, the waiter led them to their seats, saw Duan Jiaze holding Yousu, and said with a smile, "Is this your daughter? She's so cute."
Duan Jiaze & Yousu: "..."
This was really an embarrassing misunderstanding, Duan Jiaze hurriedly said: "No, this is my sister."
"Sorry." The waiter hurriedly said, "I made a mistake, but your sister is really beautiful and cute, and she really looks like you."
This sentence was pure nonsense, Duan Jiaze didn't think he was similar to You Su Neng, but he responded casually: "Thank you."
Eight people are sitting in a private room, and now is the busiest time. The waiter put down the menu and went out first, asking them to call themselves when ordering.
As soon as he was seated, Lu Ya gloated and said, "Fox, Duan Jiaze looks like your father."
This tone can be said to be very beating, Daojun always fires at will because no one can beat him.
Yousu is also a little bit depressed, which is caused by the young age of the transformation form. The advantage is that there is no adult harassment, and the disadvantage is that it is easy to suffer from this kind of disadvantage. But Yousu didn't show it at all, patted his chest and said innocently: "Fortunately, I'm leading the director, otherwise, according to the director's suggestion, wouldn't it be..."
She said, showing a hint of disgust.
Lu Ya and Xiong Siqian: "..."
Duan Jiaze was also speechless for Yousu's behavior that he would rather recognize him as his father than step on Lu Ya, and coughed twice, "Let's go to a 3D movie later, there is no such thing in the fairy world, right?"
Everyone was interested in this, so they suddenly changed the subject and started discussing it.
In fact, the fairyland is also very advanced, such as the Internet, and other fairylands also have it. But there is really no such thing as a movie theater. After all, no one even makes movies, so there is no way to develop any related technologies.
But everyone despises the special effects that Duan Jiaze described, so it's even necessary to fake that kind of effect
When watching a movie, everyone was scattered in two rows. Su sat on the left of Duan Jiaze, and Lu Ya sat on the right of Duan Jiaze. Everyone was very serious about observing human skills.
Even in this blockbuster with special effects, there is also a love scene in the middle, especially at the end, the hero and heroine kiss affectionately, the kiss is so muddy, and the lips are still inseparable after a long time.
Seeing other parents covering their children's eyes, Duan Jiaze wondered if he should do the same, so he turned around and covered Yousu's eyes.
Yousu dodged and said, "Thank you, there's no need."
Duan Jiaze said in his heart that he was putting on airs anyway, but when he sat back, he saw Lu Ya lowered his head and looked at the screen, fidgeting, feeling ashamed to look directly at him but even more ashamed of being shy...
Unexpectedly, Taoist Lord is so innocent, Duan Jiaze sighed, covered his 3D glasses with both hands in a very considerate manner, blocking his sight, and said with a smile: "I will call you after the performance."
Lu Ya's ears were red, "You you you..."
Duan Jiaze didn't think much of it at first, but Lu Ya's reaction made him feel like he was molesting someone... he felt gay.
But at this moment, letting go seemed a bit of a cover-up, so Duan Jiaze kept covering it in embarrassment, thinking that luckily Daojun couldn't see his expression, and he let go after the hero and heroine finished kissing, pretending nothing happened.
And Lu Ya had probably never encountered such a thing. After stammering a few words, he didn't beat or scold him. Instead, he fell silent and kept silent until all the eggs were placed.
…
After watching the movie, Duan Jiaze took people from Longmen Square to Haibin Road to eat barbecue. This road is close to the sea, and there are many late-night snack shops. There are also more people going out on weekends and evenings for dates and walks.
As soon as Jingwei saw the sea, he said: "You guys eat first, I will fill the sea for a while."
Duan Jiaze said sweatingly: "...OK, go back early."
When Duan Jiaze was in college, he often went out to play with his classmates. He took them to the night snack bar with ease and ordered food. Today is Monday, so there are not too many people, sitting in the open-air seats, and the sea breeze blowing at night is very comfortable.
Thinking of Jingwei who had just gone swimming, Duan Jiaze suddenly asked: "Mr. Dao, Jingwei looks like a crow, so is she really a crow?"
Lu Ya: "It doesn't count."
Duan Jiaze: "It doesn't count, so what's the difference between your three-legged golden crow and a crow? Is there reproductive isolation?"
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "Aren't you the last three-legged golden crow? If you are reproductively isolated from other birds, isn't that... losing the ability to reproduce and becoming functionally extinct."
Lu Ya was annoyed: "You are really a pervert, you keep asking this kind of question."
Is this question perverted? Duan Jiaze quickly raised his hands and clarified to everyone: "I don't. It's the first time I ask him this kind of question. I'm just discussing it academically. After all, you are the most rare person here."
Seeing what Daojun said, if he didn't make it clear, everyone thought he was always asking the next three questions.
Su Youyou said: "The head of the garden just wants to know why the Taoist Lord is still single. In fact, it doesn't matter what the roots are after he cultivates the Taoist body. Of course, there must be no second three-legged Golden Crow of pure blood in the world." .In short, being single is because the Taoist Lord is the Taoist Lord, not because the Taoist Lord is the three-legged Golden Crow."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
This Nine-Tailed Fox is really scary, and he can guess his intentions immediately. He really remembers that Lu Ya bullied Yuelao, and Lu Ya was very innocent in the movie theater. He wondered if Lu Ya had a problem with his marriage, so he vented his anger. So ask around.
And Nine-Tailed Fox's answer is really wonderful, that is to say, Lu Ya is single not because he has no other kind, but because this bird is too...
Let’s make up your own brains later, anyway, you can understand it anyway.
But Lu Ya is not a fool, he could hear Su's meaning behind his words, pointing at You Su and saying: "Dead fox..."
Duan Jiaze quickly smoothed things over, stuffed a glass of beer into Lu Ya's hand, and changed the topic: "Come on, let's have a drink together, everyone has worked hard during this time."
Lu Ya looked at Duan Jiaze, took his drink with reluctance, and gouged out a look at Yousu who dared to arrange him.
After a few glasses of wine, the dishes came one after another. Duan Jiaze said, "By the way, why is Jingwei still in vain? If you haven't come back to eat, someone call her."
Bai Suzhen stood up, her cheeks were flushed, she drank several cups, as if she couldn't handle alcohol very well, she said at this moment: "I'm going to wash my hands, and then go find Jingwei and come back."
Duan Jiaze: "Yeah, sorry for the trouble, Miss Bai."
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On the bank of the East China Sea at night, a beautiful girl of fourteen or fifteen years old was sitting on the boulders on the unpopulated beach, smashing the small stones at hand one by one, and the sea breeze was blowing her long skirt, making a rattling noise.
She was so focused that she didn't seem to notice that there were three adult men with wretched behavior approaching behind her.
The three men came closer and observed that she was the only one here. One of them cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Little sister, what are you doing here alone?"
The girl continued to smash the pebbles as if she didn't hear it.
As they got closer, the three men took advantage of the moonlight to see the girl's pretty face clearly, and couldn't help salivating.
The three of them are foreigners who met in the East China Sea. Two of them have criminal records and get together because of the same "hobbies". Recently, they have committed many obscenity cases one after another. Today, I came out to commit crimes on purpose. I didn't expect to meet a beautiful girl who was ordered, and I shouted in my heart that I was lucky.
The experienced three immediately dispersed to block the escape route, and prepared to "take down" the girl.
"Get out." The girl glanced at them and uttered a word. The man who was facing her was a little frightened by her cold eyes, but with a flash of skill, she was afraid of shrinking back and being ashamed, so she took two big steps forward instead.
"Get out? I'll let you get out of here later."
Jingwei is usually indifferent because of hatred, which does not mean that he is really good-tempered, and it is by no means incapable of seeing through other people's malice.
Seeing that they had no regrets, and the girl didn't want to talk nonsense, she stood up and jumped off the boulder, stretched out her hand and pulled out the whole five-meter-long stone, and hugged it easily, just like hugging a piece of foam.
Hooligans: "?!!"
They could hardly believe their eyes, and they were still looking to see if there was anyone around, whether this was a prank that had been lying in wait for a long time. This boulder and this girl whose thighs are not as thick as their arms are not compatible at all!
But as the sand and gravel rolled down on the stone, and the moment it rose from the ground, it really didn't look like a fake stone.
A hooligan murmured: "Impossible..."
At this time, the girl raised the boulder above her head—
The hooligan who said it was impossible just now turned around and started running, which showed that he still believed it subconsciously.
The girl threw the huge boulder out, and hit the back of the person who accosted him the first time with precision.
The remaining two looked back, and the girl was looking at her in the night, her white face was expressionless, and her eyes were frighteningly cold. They screamed in horror and ran even faster.
"Fuck, shit, shit..." One of them kept saying "shit", unable to express the shock in his heart.
The other one wasn't much better, and his mind was full of: What kind of monster is this? You won't be chasing me, will you? It's so scary that no one around can stop her...
This person completely forgot that they were the ones who went to secluded places to find single women.
The two ran under the streetlight and were relieved to see the bustling store not far away. Looking back, luckily they didn't catch up.
They were still in shock, they didn't expect to meet a ruthless one this time, not only with strange strength, but also to hit people as soon as they said they wanted to, they didn't care about their lives at all, their accomplice didn't even know if he was dead or not.
The few of them only had the guts to molest women, and when faced with someone who dared to kill, they immediately gave up.
One of them touched his back, "Damn it, I'm sweating all over."
The other tremblingly said: "Stop talking... I've already peed a few drops..."
The two supported each other and went to the public toilet next to them to pee first, otherwise they would really have to pee all over their bodies.
The door of the men's room was closed, and when I pushed it with my hand, it seemed as if someone was leaning against it. The gangster who had already urinated a few drops was anxious and slammed it hard, "Damn it, who the hell don't block it! "
Pushed by him like this, the door was half opened, and they hurried in.
As soon as they entered the door, the two hooligans were stunned: a white giant python coiled up in the bathroom, almost occupying the entire space, and it was its head that was pressing against the door just now. The human who just came in spit out the snake letter and opened his bloody mouth...
Two hooligans:! ! !
After being frightened one after another, they didn't react at all. They didn't even have time to scream. They rolled their eyes and fell to the ground faintly. A cloud of dark color also appeared on their crotch.
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Half a minute later, a glamorous lady in a white suit walked out of the men's room by leaning against the wall, her face flushed with embarrassment, and seeing that there was no one outside the door, she hurried into the women's room on the other side, and looked up before entering. Check the sign: well, this time it's right.
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Duan Jiaze saw Bai Suzhen leading Jingwei back from a distance, and waved at them, "Come on, Xiaowei, I left oysters for you."
Jingwei sat down, "Thank you, principal."
Duan Jiaze: "Haha, where are you hiding, I can't even see it."
Jingwei: "In a relatively secluded place."
Duan Jiaze: "Oh, a secluded place is better, no one can find you, haha."
Xiaoqing said unintentionally, "My sister has been gone for several minutes."
Bai Suzhen calmly said: "It's nothing, I put on my makeup in the bathroom."
Under the brilliant starlight, Duan Jiaze took the lead in toasting and said sincerely: "Come on, Xiaowei is back too, let's all have a toast, thank you all, I think you are very kind. The development of Lingyuan is still inseparable." Thanks to everyone's support, we hope that together we can turn Lingyuan into a first-class zoo in the Three Realms."
Yousu joked, "The principal's goal seems to have been upgraded."
Duan Jiaze said embarrassingly: "It's not that you are here, the standard should be higher... Anyway, there are no zoos in other realms."
Everyone laughed, and even said that the principal was too cunning.
Yousu jumped off the chair after finishing his drink, "I'm going to the bathroom too."
Duan Jiaze waved his hand: "Okay... Then I won't accompany you." He teased, "Be careful not to meet bad people."