Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Chapter 71: Play Bird 2.0

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Thinking about it is not easy for Master Avalokitesvara, to open up a dojo, there are a bunch of people under him, Xiongzi Shancai, Xiongyoun's inspiration, and the real-Xiong Heifeng King Xiong Siqian...

Running outside and pulling wool, even though it was cheaper for Duan Jiaze, he couldn't help but sympathize with the Bodhisattva, and feel sorry for Guanyin!

Especially this Shancai, whose real name is Honghaier, was originally the son of a Rakshasa girl and a bull demon king. Because of a monster, he was taken by Guanyin to be a boy by his side. Now it seems that after thousands of years of teaching, the nature still cannot be changed.

Shancai said: "Director, where do you put this water? I brought it here to pay the protection fee - I like to eat lotus root, can you give me some more?"

Shancai is worthy of being a gangster in the aisle. His speech is full of gangsters and his ideas are very touching. He pays the protection fee and then orders food.

Moreover, the fact that he said that he likes to eat lotus root is also very suspicious, which made Duan Jiaze suspect that when they were on the mountain, the Luojia trio had already harmed many animals and plants...

Originally, Duan Jiaze wanted to save the use of Xiong Siqian and the poplar nectar brought by his inspiration, and he was also prepared that he would not be able to quickly grow Shennong's five grains later, but Shancai's approach... was too much.

Duan Jiaze: "Uh...you don't have to worry about this, the inspiration has already planted a lotus flower. Yangzhi nectar can also be put in Xiong Siqian's place, and he will prepare it uniformly."

Shancai was very happy, "This couldn't be better."

Duan Jiaze naturally arranged Shancai to be on the same floor as Xiong Siqian and Inspiration, so that the three of them would not have to find another matchmaker in the fight against the landlord in the future.

Duan Jiaze asked Shancai again if he knew who the other dispatched animal was, but Shancai couldn't tell, he came down from Luojia Mountain, and the other person might have gone the same way.

According to the usual experience, it may take a few days to arrive. Everyone's footsteps are different. It is not surprising that the two dispatched animals did not meet this time.

Now that Shancai is here, and there is still some time before get off work, Duan Jiaze chatted with him to find out which exhibition hall he should go to work.

Shancai's father is a big white bull, and his mother comes from a sea of blood, so he is a mixed race. To be honest, Duan Jiaze was a little afraid that his prototype was a bull-headed human body. Fortunately, Shancai's original form was a half-sized white calf.

Isn't Duan Jiaze tormenting the African animal exhibition area? He had an idea and asked Shancai to become a white African bison.

The five big animals of Africa, lion, cheetah, African elephant, rhinoceros, bison, and African bison is one of them.

However, white African bison are rare. African bison are usually black, and white can only be albino. This kind of situation is rare, not to mention that the local people still think that albino is a symbol of disaster and will hunt and kill it.

The general public likes all kinds of albino species very much. Shancai's color is just right, he is so pure white, there is no stray hair all over his body, his big bull eyes are moist and shiny, innocent and cute, just like his human form, no wonder his parents So pampered, even Avalokitesvara is kept by her side.

In the evening, Duan Jiaze introduced the new colleagues to everyone as usual. On the human staff side, he only said that he was Xiong Siqian's younger brother, and many people cast disbelieving glances...

Xiong Siqian is nearly two meters tall, and his body is similar to his original shape, but Shancai is over 1.7 meters tall. Not to mention weak, he is also very thin. Not to mention how he looks, the figure alone is very suspicious.

As for dispatching the animals, Shancai automatically joined the small group as soon as he arrived. After all, they were all acquaintances or acquaintances who turned around.

When Lingling heard that Shancai had brought a bucket of poplar nectar, he laughed loudly, patted Shancai on the shoulder and said, "You're still arrogant, I only dared to pour so much."

Shancai: "I'm afraid it's not enough! It took me a long time!"

Duan Jiaze was ashamed, and when he saw Lu Ya gesturing to him, he knew that he was going to turn over again.

"I'm going to flip an egg, you guys chat first." Duan Jiaze said.

Shancai asked curiously, "What egg?"

Duan Jiaze briefly told him that the system distributed a penguin egg by itself, which caused them to incubate by themselves, and then praised Luya at the right time, "Thanks to Daojun, the temperature control is too precise, and there are many ways to hatch eggs." Trouble him, it's great."

Shancai showed interest, he didn't know there was such a technique. He has the heart of a child, so he immediately compared himself and said: "Director, I am also a fire player. Although I can't compare with Lu Ya Daojun's Taiyang Zhenhuo, Sanwei Zhenhuo Bodhisattva also praised me for being proficient. If you If necessary, I can hatch your eggs for you!"

When Shancai talked about Lu Ya's Taiyang Zhenhuo, he bowed his hands to show his respect.

Duan Jiaze likes dispatching animals with such enthusiasm the most. No matter the reason is Ruyousu's or Shancai's playfulness, it's good to be able to solve the problem.

Seeing that Lu Ya seemed to be sitting by the side with an indifferent face, without saying a word, Duan Jiaze felt that he might also feel that it was very relaxing not to worry, so he said relaxedly: "That's great, we mortal birds don't ask for anything. There are so many, the real fire of the sun and the real fire of samadhi, as long as it works."

As Duan Jiaze said, he paused again, "Oh, I'll turn the eggs first, and I'll talk about it later."

Sunjae gave him a cute smile and waved.

Duan Jiaze ran to the incubation room, turned the eggs over, and received a call when he came out.

Jia Siyun: "Director Duan, I'm sorry to bother you, are you okay now?"

Duan Jiaze asked curiously, "It's okay, Chief Jia, what's the matter?"

Jia Siyun wanted to laugh when he spoke, "It's like this. Since your garden successfully participated in the rescue of the Chinese white dolphin and the mayor's colorful muffin bird last time, you may not know it, but the leadership circle knows about you. The strength of the veterinarian... "

Duan Jiaze asked in surprise, "Ah? What do you mean?"

Jia Siyun: "Now the cats, dogs, fish and insects in every family say that they will be sent to you. They were sent to us in the past. I just received a notice to prepare for a 'transfer'. No, let me tell you. Annoyed."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze paused for a moment before saying, "Yes, yes."

Here, wasting five opportunities a day is also a waste, and Xu Xin, who is so idle that he is almost growing hairy. It's okay to send a few animals.

Jia Siyun: "By the way, some cats and dogs will definitely ask you to help train them. What kind of cats go to the toilet and dogs sit down? Is there any problem with you? I think there must be no problem, ha ha."

It's really... no problem, although it's a bit out of my job, but it can still be done. Duan Jiaze said dumbfoundedly: "Yes, thank you Jia Ke, I will accept it when I receive the official notice."

The city zoo is a public institution, and they are less concerned about this than Lingyuan. This is a good thing for Lingyuan, although because of Linshui Temple, no one can bully Lingyuan in Donghai City.

After Duan Jiaze went back, he found that the atmosphere seemed a bit gloomy. Before he went out, everyone was still laughing and chatting. Now, everyone was silently playing with their phones or watching TV, and even the players playing cards were dull.

"What's the matter?" Duan Jiaze asked curiously, "Aren't you talking?"

Lu Ya tilted his feet and said, "What's there to say, you're so stupid."

Duan Jiaze automatically ignored it, and said to the very obedient Shancai with his hands on his knees: "That's right, you said you hatched eggs..."

Duan Jiaze said two words just now, he was thinking about finding a time for Shancai to familiarize himself with the business.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Shancai heard him mention hatching eggs, he immediately said: "I'm sorry, Director, I just remembered that my cultivation is at a critical juncture recently, and I can't use my spiritual power casually, otherwise I will die suddenly."

Duan Jiaze: "... huh? So serious?"

Duan Jiaze didn't know anything about cultivation, but after hearing what Shancai said, he wondered why the risk was so high.

Shancai: "Yes, yes."

"Okay, then you take care, such a big thing, how did you forget it just now." Duan Jiaze kindly reminded, "Then everyone should keep an eye on Shancai, and don't let him accidentally forget it again."

Duan Jiaze felt that Shancai was the second generation of spoiled demons, and it was not surprising that he was careless.

After hearing this, everyone showed indescribable expressions, and said with a dry smile: "That's natural."

Duan Jiaze smiled flatteringly at Lu Ya, "Then I still have to trouble the Taoist Lord."

Lu Ya: "Hmph."

Everyone: "..."

After Duan Jiaze's approval, not long after, the commodity department also brought the peripheral samples made by the factory. After checking that there is no problem, it can be mass-produced and publicized.

Duan Jiaze promised the netizens before that he would show them the surroundings live, and this time he did talk to Xiao Su about live broadcasting the trial of the sample. In this kind of interaction, it can mobilize everyone's desire to buy.

Xiaosu announced on Weibo that there will be a live broadcast of the surrounding sample trials. When the time came, many netizens squatted to watch.

Xiao Su adjusted her mobile phone, said hello to the netizens, and went straight to the topic, and took a picture of the surrounding area lined up on the table.

[The editor’s camera is troublesome, give us a close-up of the principal...]

[White Fox Immortal, has boundless mana!]

[I saw Lu Ya hugging the pillow, it's so cute!]

[Call Daxian! The neck pillow can be said to be very beautiful!]

[I want that manta ray kite 233333]

Duan Jiaze motioned Xiao Su to point the camera at him, and then said: "Last time I promised to broadcast the surrounding area to everyone. This one was just delivered from the factory today. Let's try it out with everyone."

He first picked up those mobile phone cases, notebooks and the like to show off, mainly about thickness and quality. The sales volume of these daily necessities may not be particularly good at the beginning, but they can last for a long time.

Then, it was the turn of the aliens. The first thing to show is the neck pillow in the shape of an arctic fox, which looks like an arctic fox bending its body into a U shape.

Before that, Duan Jiaze released Yousu first.

Duan Jiaze bent down, and Xiao Su took a picture with his mobile phone. Only then did the netizens see that there was a basket under Duan Jiaze's feet, and Su was squatting in it.

[Fucking Immortal! !]

[Bye, the Daxian is actually in the basket, so good!]

[Oh my god, has the immortal been at the head of the garden just now?]

[Great fairy beauty!]

Duan Jiaze held Yousu in his arms, "Haha, welcome to our guest model, Little Fairy of the Arctic Fox."

Because of Su's popularity, she got the title by accident, so Duan Jiaze didn't organize to give her another nickname later, including Xiao Su and others when they promoted, they also followed the netizens to call her "Great Immortal" or something.

[The director is actually called Daxian and Xiaoxian 2333333]

[What is the little fairy, she lost her momentum all of a sudden, okay!]

[Little fairy is also very cute hahahahaha who is not a fairy anymore]

[Little fairy, you are the cutest, bless me as cute as you]

Duan Jiaze put Yousu on the table, and then surrounded her body with a neck pillow. The Arctic Fox Immortal was as calm and quiet as ever, even when his body was stuck by the pillow, he didn't struggle at all.

One end of the neck pillow, that is, the fox's head is next to Yousu's face, and the genuine one and the surrounding area are all white, forming an interesting contrast.

"How about it, does it look like it?" The fox's face on the neck pillow is also mysterious and peaceful, and the barrage is full of likenesses.

Duan Jiaze pinched the neck pillow, broke it back and forth, rubbed it in various ways, showed everyone the quality, and introduced the material to them.

With Su's full cooperation, he wrapped his tail around the neck pillow, put his head on it, and looked at the camera quietly.

[My heavenly blood tank is empty, how can our fairy be so beautiful, it is really a fairy]

[Is there a mannequin!]

Duan Jiaze read the request on the bullet screen, put the neck pillow on his neck again, and sat on the chair to show its comfort.

After a complete demonstration, Duan Jiaze put Yousu back in the basket and picked up the White Snake selfie stick.

The shaft of this selfie stick is made of bendable material. It is made into a snake body, and it can indeed be twisted into the shape of a snake, or it can be twisted into any shape. It is no problem to tie a knot, and it can be straightened.

And on the head, the part used to hold the mobile phone is also made into four "snake teeth" according to the situation. This one is also available in cyan and gold, which correspond to Xiaoqing and gold respectively.

This time, Bai Suzhen was not invited to be a model. Although it is much better for Bai Suzhen now, it is still impossible for Duan Jiaze to hold Bai Suzhen to show.

When everyone was expecting the White Snake to appear, Duan Jiaze opened the door, called Shancai in, and introduced, "This is my friend's younger brother, he lives here, come over and show it off."

The African animal exhibition area has not yet opened, so Shancai is fine for the time being. How could Duan Jiaze waste his appearance and call him to be a model.

Shancai was originally sitting outside, but now he walked in, his eyes lit up as soon as he entered the mirror.

[Wow so handsome? It looks so small and the dimples are so cute!]

[Does the model guy sell it?]

[To be reasonable, I am convinced by the looks of all the models in Lingyuan, whether they are human or not.]

Duan Jiaze thought that none of them were actually human, and then stuffed the selfie stick and another mobile phone into Shancai's hands.

Shancai lowered his head and put the phone on the card, and then began to show how to use the selfie stick. First of all, it is conventional, the lower part is coiled, like a coiled snake, which can stand on the table; or it can be bent into any arc according to one's own needs; it can even be wrapped around the arm, and coiled into a small circle when not in use. Very flexible.

This kind of design is very convenient, especially when Shancai's face and hands are very beautiful, such a pleasing scene will make everyone have the illusion that I am so handsome with this selfie stick...

[It's really convenient for me to wipe, can I get a model for free when I buy a selfie stick?]

[66666 May I ask the name of the model brother?]

[Does the handsome model have a girlfriend?]

Duan Jiaze glanced at the screen and said, "The model's name is Xiao Niu—hey, by the way, Xiao Niu, do you have a girlfriend? What's your relationship with that?"

Duan Jiaze made a horn on his head, referring to Dragon Girl. Both of them followed Guanyin, and it stands to reason that they were childhood sweethearts.

Shancai looked at it and said embarrassedly: "No way, we have a normal relationship. I have been single for thousands of years. Besides, I am not allowed to find a girlfriend."

[Pfft, cute, such a handsome model is actually a thousand-year-old single.]

[You are really young, why don't your parents let you fall in love early?]

Duan Jiaze chuckled, he almost forgot that marriage is not allowed in Buddhism, and childhood sweethearts are useless.

Then there are manta ray-shaped kites. In fact, several types of kites have been made. The aquarium charges separately, and the business is also good now.

Take the manta ray, one is because the main focus of the aquarium is the manta ray, and the other is that the manta ray has a wide and flat body and a slender tail, which is very suitable for making a kite.

The kite was also made into a large size. Duan Jiaze picked up the kite and walked to the bedside, took pictures against the light, and showed everyone the material.

[The kite will be displayed next, is the director going to run towards the sun?]

[Hahahahahaha yes yes, I want to see the principal fly a kite]

[It’s okay for the handsome Maverick to fly a kite, you all fly together, one runs and the other flies the line]

The usage is shown in every surrounding area, and this kite is of course no exception. It's just that they are currently in an office on the third floor. If Duan Jiaze wants to do what the netizens said, he has to go downstairs.

Xiao Su also whispered beside him: "Director, otherwise I will go down and release it, and you are here to shoot?"

"No, let's put it here." Duan Jiaze smiled at the camera, and handed the phone to Xiao Su.

Xiao Su took pictures of Duan Jiaze from the side, and saw him standing by the window, tested the wind outside, then let out a section of the kite string in his hand, and then threw the big manta ray-shaped kite outward.

There is no doubt that the wind is not strong enough to make it float, not to mention that Duan Jiaze's movements are so simple and rough, the kite fell vertically.

But before people had time to make a sound, in the next moment, a golden-red bird held a corner of the kite, took it to reappear in everyone's field of vision, and then went upwards.

The roller kept turning, and the thin thread was stretched longer and longer, shining slightly in the sun, and the golden crow holding the kite seemed to be soaring into the sky!

[I... stay away...]

[When did Lu Yada ambush outside! The principal is so scheming!]

[6666 is acting very well!]

[Convinced, the director once again proved that he is the man who knows how to play with birds.]

[My mother asked me why I was kneeling and watching the live broadcast again...]

Lu Ya held the corner of the kite in his mouth and flew to a high place with it. Duan Jiaze saw that the distance was almost there, so he took the string. Lu Ya sensed the resistance and stayed in the air in time. He turned around and looked at it, and let go of the kite.

The east wind blows the kite so that it floats obliquely in the air. If the kite line is not occasionally flooded, it is almost invisible. The large diamond-shaped kite looks like a manta ray swimming in the air from a distance, with its slender tail fluttering in the wind.

Duan Jiaze pulled the string along the wind from time to time, and successfully let it swim in the air, which also proved that he has special bird-playing skills.

Lu Ya flew back and landed on the windowsill.

Xiao Su had already shared the same expression with the netizens. When Lu Yafei came out, the netizens in the live broadcast room could hear her whisper "I'll go", and they became even more excited afterwards. At this moment, she patted Lu Lu and said excitedly, "Isn't he handsome?"

[Handsome, handsome, handsome]

[Excuse me, if I want to buy a kite, do I need to get a bird myself?]

[Front, of course it must be matched, how can you fly a kite without a bird?]

[Hehehe, nonsense, of course you have to use birds to fly a kite]

Duan Jiaze looked at the bullet screen, asked Xiao Su to bring Lu Ya's pillow over, and then hugged Lu Ya over with one arm, "That's right, everyone, besides the kite, of course I also need to buy a bird—a pillow, We Lu Ya hugged the pillow, it was warm and comfortable, hugging it, as if hugging Lu Ya, is this crow?"

Lu Ya was squeezed between it and Duan Jiaze's chest by the pillow, struggled to get out, stood on the pillow, and slapped Duan Jiaze.

"It doesn't hurt, can you tell me the same as talking about others?" Duan Jiaze saw someone asking the director if it hurts. The bird had bleeding from its mouth, so he quickly said, "And holding Lu and pressing the pillow, how could it hurt? Right? Do you want to buy it or not?"

[Buy, why not buy them all!]