Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Chapter 74: My goose can't be that cute

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Duan Jiaze saw Lu Ya coming in and asked, "Why do I seem to hear Xu Xin's voice?"

The sound insulation here is very good, but he still heard some sounds when the door was opened and closed.

Lu Ya said dissatisfiedly: "I was just about to ask you, did you ask him to come and brood together?"

Duan Jiaze: "Uh... yes, what's wrong?"

For feeding alone, the little penguins need to be fed every two to four hours, 24 hours a day, not including various monitoring, sunbathing (of course, this link can be replaced by sunbathing), and helping defecation Waiting for work, he can't do it alone. Duan Jiaze explained it this way.

Lu Ya said angrily: "Is the deity dead?"

It would be wrong to ask Xu Xin to raise the chicks, and it would be even more wrong if he didn't even realize his mistake.

Duan Jiaze: "... Daojun, have you forgotten that you also have to go to work during the day?"

He had imagined that Lu Ya could help at night, but he also felt that Lu Ya was too tired. But no matter what, there must be more than one person to share with him during the day. Xu Xin is very suitable, with both experience and spare time.

"Then I can also find time to feed it. At worst, you can put it in my office and block it with something." Lu Ya has a lot of ideas, "At such an important stage, the chicks can be fed to outsiders casually. If they learn something What about bad habits?"

Wow, this godfather is quite responsible. Duan Jiaze thought to himself. But if Duan Jiaze doesn't understand Xu Xin's bad habits, he can count a lot of them...

Duan Jiaze: "Well, but..."

Lu Ya: "Stop talking! Are you a bird or am I a bird?"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze was sweating wildly. I don't know if Daojun still remembers that he said that he had no brooding experience as a male bird, "Actually, I just want you to pay attention, so that no one else will find out."

There is no problem for the little penguin to follow the land pressure, as long as the cage is cleaned and disinfected, other conditions can naturally be simulated by the land pressure, and there will be no problems, and there is glass to isolate it from the outside world, even if he simulates the Antarctic environment in the cage later. no one can find out...

If tourists cannot come in, the cage itself will prepare some blind spots that cannot be seen from the outside, and it is convenient for the animals to have a small space for themselves.

Employees generally don't take care of Lu Ya's cage, because everyone knows that this is the director's personal bird, and he is responsible for it. Food can be prepared ahead of time and Lu Ya keeps it fresh.

Lu Ya used to be "reluctant" to do things after being begged, but now he is clearly active.

Seeing that the little penguin was so healthy, Duan Jiaze felt that it could be announced to the public. He looked at Lu Ya and had an idea, and said, "Mr. Dao, why don't you take a group of parent-child photos with the baby penguin?"

Lu Ya froze for a moment, "What do you mean?"

After Duan Jiaze explained the concept of parent-child photos, Lu Ya said awkwardly, "That's fine."

Lu Ya changed back to his original shape, of course in a bipedal state, and landed next to the chick.

The little penguin's eyes have been opened. Although Lu Ya's appearance is different, but the breath is still the same. It stumbles and throws itself under Lu Ya, burying its head in Lu Ya's plump and beautiful feathers.

The chicks can eat food that weighs a fraction of their body weight every day, and grow very quickly, almost in a different shape every day. In the same way, if you don't eat for a day, you will lose weight obviously. This happy baby penguin is chubby, with very cute dark eyes.

Duan Jiaze took the opportunity to take a few photos. Although one is golden-red, one is silver-gray, one is a bird of prey, and the other is cute, but there is no sense of disobedience when they are close together. Little Penguin.

The little penguin poked its head out from under Lu Ya's wings, and shouted at Duan Jiaze.

In this way, even if he was facing the camera, Duan Jiaze took a few more photos, and then sent them to Xiao Su along with the photo of the little penguin just born.

Xiao Su moved very quickly, and it was immediately posted on the Internet.

Lingyuan Zoo: In the early morning of yesterday, an artificially incubated baby emperor penguin successfully hatched in our garden, weighing 320 grams, and its gender is unknown. This is also the first emperor penguin in our garden. Mr. Guan Bo knows that some people will ask about successful experience, but in fact, Luya helped to incubate it.

Comment:

"What's the matter with the sudden emperor penguin? Are you still hatching??"

"I'm going to cute little penguin!!"

"[Laughing and crying] I almost believed in your evil..."

"This must not be our ferocious Luya [erha]"

"Hahahaha, there's nothing wrong with it. Emperor penguins are also hatched by male birds."

"It looks exactly the same, it must be my own."

"It's all about artificial incubation, of course I'm joking wwwww"

"Great! There are emperor penguins, waiting for the Polar Pavilion to open!"

"The little penguin is super! Cute! It's rare for Lu Ya to be so gentle, and he doesn't bully the chicks. It's not ordered by the head of the garden 233"

"What's the name of the baby penguin? Will it be recruited from outside?"

Xiao Su fed back the netizen's response to Duan Jiaze, and Duan Jiaze planned the "Plan to Expose His Son" and discussed it with Xiao Su. From now on, open a topic about Emperor Penguin Growth Diary to attract popularity.

In this way, when you can meet tourists, the little penguin already has its own fan club. Of course, before that, it is still necessary to give the little penguin a name and a code name, otherwise it is just one of the little penguins.

According to the common practice of most zoos, it should be solicited from the outside world, so that the public has a greater sense of participation and identity.

But Lu Ya seriously disagreed. Why should the birds he hatched be named by others

Duan Jiaze was speechless, "If you want to say that, it's me."

After all, Lu Ya is a godfather, and he is still an adoptive father.

Lu Ya: "..."

The employees of Lingyuan described the birth of this emperor penguin born on the East China Sea as a miracle. After thinking about it, Duan Jiaze decided to name the baby emperor penguin "Miracle".

Moreover, Duan Jiaze believed that with a godfather like Lu Ya, the life of Emperor Penguin would probably be full of miracles in the future.

After all, Lu Ya insisted on teaching miracles to fly...

Although other people are not allowed to enter the incubation room, it is for ordinary employees.

Duan Jiaze was packing up his things and was about to move to Lu Ya's office and arrange his bedroom so that he could hatch in two places, Xiaoqing sneaked in and changed his original form.

As soon as Duan Jiaze turned his head, he saw a big blue python, which put its head next to Miracle, hissing and spitting out snake letters, and almost had a heart attack from fright.

"Fuck, Xiaoqing, shut up!"

Miracle has never seen a snake before, but in the face of such a dangerous giant, who gave it the courage to flap its short wings and shout at Xiaoqing, with a big mouth.

Xiaoqing glanced at the penguin, and then at Duan Jiaze. He really didn't dare to scare the chick. He swam away regretfully, and said, "Director, I just want to play with the little penguin, but I don't know how to play with the little penguin." eat it."

Can he dare to eat it? He ate this penguin, and Daojun can eat him too.

"I know, but you let me see a big snake spitting out messages at the chick, how can I react?" Duan Jiaze felt lingering fear, and stroked Miracle's furry head, this silly little bird thought he had scared the python away, Chirping proudly.

Xiaoqing shook her head, turned into a human form, and said, "That's okay, you guys don't take the chicks out, I'll take a look on behalf of everyone, it's a miracle, right?"

"Well, I'll take it out now. During this time, the Taoist Lord will help feed it. It will be fine when it grows up and can eat on its own." Duan Jiaze said, another thought came to his mind.

If you let Daojun feed him twenty-four hours a day, although Daojun can bear it, it is unavoidably too much. Moreover, Duan Jiaze himself hopes that he can take care of Miracle when he has time.

Duan Jiaze thought about it, and stopped touching Miracle's head. Miracle pecked him lightly with his tender beak, expressing his dissatisfaction.

At this time, Lu Ya came back with a bag of small fish in his hand. Seeing Xiaoqing's figure, he first asked, "What are you doing?"

Xiaoqing laughed twice, Lu Ya didn't beat or scold him, but the eyes clearly disapproved of him, "Hey, come and visit Miracle, I'm leaving now, Daojun and the head of the garden have worked hard."

Xiaoqing slipped away.

Duan Jiaze also finished thinking, and said to Lu Ya: "Mr. Dao, can I move in and live with you?"

Lu Ya:! ! !

Seeing that Lu Ya's expression was about to crack, Duan Jiaze quickly explained: "I want to feed Miracle together at night, which is more convenient, that is, in the past two months, I don't need to wait for it to enter the cage, right? Before We lived together before, so I think it should be fine, right?"

Duan Jiaze was also a little uneasy. After all, Lu Ya's temper came when he said it, and it was more unpredictable than the weather at sea.

Lu Ya's stiff expression gradually returned to normal, as if he had been thinking for a long time, before he nodded quickly, "Okay, since you begged so much."

Duan Jiaze: = =||

After moving to the new dormitory building, everyone knew that the principal had lived with Lu Ya, but it was only a few months later that the principal moved into Lu Ya's room again.

When they moved last time, the employees were still on shift, and no one could find out when Duan Jiaze moved, but now that everyone lives in the same building, it is impossible to hide it.

In the past, it could be said that there were not enough rooms, but now there are always enough rooms, right

Everyone thought this little miracle was in the incubator, and it was impossible for Duan Jiaze to say it was for a miracle, so when the staff asked curiously, he thought for a long time, but couldn't find any good reason, "Uh... just …”

staff:"… "

Duan Jiaze: "..."

staff:"… "

Duan Jiaze ended the topic abruptly: "Let's go, I went to feed the birds."

In Lu Ya's room, Miracle's temporary residence was built in the corner, and Lu Ya cleverly made a fence out of purple bamboo so that Miracle could not escape.

It's just that Miracle is very clingy, and often squeezes out desperately, chirping at Duan Jiaze who is resting on the bed, causing his head to get stuck in the gap in the fence.

Duan Jiaze couldn't carry it to the bed, and he was always worried about whether Miracle was hungry or couldn't poop, and only after he passed by did he find that it was just trying to act like a baby.

The touch of the penguin is really good, and Duan Jiaze sometimes indulges in touching miracles, "Oh, I don't know if this is a male penguin or a female penguin, I love acting like a baby."

Lu Ya and Duan Jiaze squatted down together, staring at Miracle's unrecognizable fat body, and fell into deep thought.

Many emperor penguins, let alone childhood, may not be able to determine their sex when they grow up, and sometimes even need blood tests, because it is too difficult to distinguish male and female emperor penguins from their appearance, and there is almost no difference.

Duan Jiaze suddenly said: "I think it might be a boy, because it's a goose. Haha."

Lu Ya: "..."

Fortunately, as the god of birds, the small difference to humans is relatively large in Lu Ya's eyes. When the miracle is a little bigger, Lu Ya will be able to tell the difference: he is indeed a coquettish male goose.

Although Duan Jiaze couldn't see Miracle Goose all the time during working hours recently, he could look through the old photos in the album, or go to Weibo to see other people's praises for his son, and he was very satisfied.

Today, Xiao Su released Duan Jiaze's Nine-Grid GIF of Miracle. A few days ago, she posted Miracle's own pictures. Today, she joined the interaction and shot it from a third-party perspective.

Lingyu Zoo: #奇迹成长日记##My goose can't be so cute! #

——Actually, the official blog also revealed when the name of the miracle was announced. This emperor penguin was hatched by the head of the garden. He regarded the penguin as his son, so he also named it himself.

The actions in the picture include feeding, Miracle's face stuck on the fence, Miracle's closed eyes and falling asleep in Duan Jiaze's palm. It can be seen that they are very intimate, and they also run with the feeding needle of Duan Jiaze, and then fall on the cushion, with a fat body all wrinkled...

Comment:

"I'm dying of laughter hahaha, so fat! I want to poke Miracle's belly!"

"I'm jealous of the head of the garden, the head of the garden is worthy of being a good bird breeder."

"Let's talk about this topic, I don't want to call you by your name anymore, Guanbo, you are so magical."

"Is this taken by the editor? I'm envious, jealous, I want to see the director and the goose play too!"

"The little fence is so cute, it looks like I made it myself."

"Principal, don't act dead! Be careful that miracles will also sit in your curly hair in the future!"

"When you come upstairs, the director promises not to kill you. Is it okay for the director to be sat on the head by an emperor penguin?"

"Let's say that Lu Ya was asked by the director to take the little bird, Big Goose and Little Goose 23333"

"Lingyuan Zoo has been obsessed with Hong Kong dramas recently. One day, the director asked Lu Ya: Are you my goose? Lu Ya: My hen!"

When Duan Jiaze saw someone say that Lu Ya and Michel belonged to his eldest son and youngest son, as well as the hen, he almost spit out a mouthful of water. Yaoshou, if Dao Lord sees this, he will be so angry that his seven orifices will breathe fire!

At this time, the phone in Duan Jiaze's office rang, and he checked that it was from Huang Qi, and he connected and asked, "What's wrong?"

Huang Qi's tone was a little confusing: "Director, just now someone contacted us to buy our white horse Ji Guang. It is said that he is a foreign real estate developer who wants to invest in Donghai. He contacted through the city, so his identity should be fine. The bid is three million. …”

Although Ji Guang is a steed, he is not a thoroughbred horse, nor has he participated in any competitions. It is a native Chinese horse, and the general market price is hundreds of thousands.

Of course, this is because people don't know Jiguang's true identity, let alone see its true strength. The so-called Jiguang Pianyu is even more precious than those famous horses.

Although Duan Jiaze is sure of this person's vision, it is still impossible to buy Jiguang. Duan Jiaze replied almost without thinking: "Please decline, although Jiguang was given to me, but it is a gift from a friend, so I can't sell it."

Duan Jiaze wasn't tempted at all, not to mention that Jiguang's wisdom can't be compared with ordinary beasts, Jiguang has a room in the dormitory building, what kind of status is this. They just came here to serve for a period of time, and Duan Jiaze is qualified to be its master when he ascends the throne in the Immortal Realm one day...

Huang Qi also guessed that Duan Jiaze would not agree, so she agreed.

Duan Jiaze is very relieved to leave this kind of matter to Huang Qi, how flexible Huang Qi is. Unexpectedly, Huang Qi called again ten minutes later, this time a bit dumbfounded.

"The person who made the inquiry on the phone was quite angry, and made a harsh speech, saying that his boss would let us know what was wrong and tell us to be careful of all the animals in the park." Huang Qi couldn't help laughing and crying, "I won't repeat them one by one, Director, shall we also say hello to the city?"

Even Huang Qi knew about it, so outsiders would think that it could threaten Lingyuan, and they might not have a deep understanding. Although the director's background seems simple and blank, but this simplicity is not simple, okay? You can't even see through people!

Therefore, Duan Jiaze said speechlessly: "Okay, I guess no one will pay attention to him, everyone just needs to be more vigilant."

Threats are not good, you threaten to make all animals in the park be careful. Of course, this is the most important thing for a general zoo, and it is the most valuable asset of the zoo, but the Lingyuan, isn’t this a joke...

It's better to say that looking for a relationship to seize the spirit is threatening!

Of course, this is unlikely to succeed, it's just a little more realistic than the last one.

Speaking of which, Lingyuan has been open for so long, and when not many people knew that the relationship was hard in the early days, it was not that they didn't want to make trouble.

But there is no one with more eyes than Nine-Tailed Fox, and no one with stronger strength than Lu Ya. Those who want to blackmail a dish with hair worms in it, or try to get rid of it, have never succeeded, and usually have a miscarriage before they can get to Duan Jiaze.

Therefore, people will know when they bump into a wall, and the strong dragon still doesn't overwhelm the local snake. By the way, isn't that a real estate business? They may not know that the animals in the park that they want to threaten include the great god they should worship, Mr. Mars...

All in all, for Duan Jiaze, such a small episode is really not as good as a goose... No, Miracle's daily weight gain is important.