Facing Duan Jiaze's questioning, Lu Ya was really stunned for a long time. He probably didn't think about this question himself, and his IQ probably dropped to the bottom when he heard Duan Jiaze call him in his dream.
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "Are you still human?"
After speaking, he also felt that something was wrong, Lu Ya was not a human being.
Lu Ya showed a guilty conscience, but he quickly said stubbornly: "I am a master of planning, and I went to collect evidence on purpose. You, you said 'my day' yesterday..."
When he spoke the last few words, his voice was as thin as a gnat.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze summoned up his courage and said, "You really think too much, I, I don't have any thoughts about you."
After finishing speaking, Duan Jiaze felt uneasy, complicated, and a little regretful. Would this be too hurtful? Do you want to add "You are a good bird, I am not good enough for you"
Lu Ya: "Hmph, take care of yourself, the deity has gone to the office."
Looking at the back of Lu Ya leaving without hesitation, Duan Jiaze: "??"
What, just pretend you didn't hear it
Still in the office? There is still an hour before the park opens. Who are you going to the "office" to see
…
When Duan Jiaze was having breakfast, he complained to Yousu wearily.
With Su as a consultant, the scope of information now includes emotions, so she is the only one who knows, even though she thinks everyone knows.
Duan Jiaze: "... I just walked away like nothing happened. Is it easy for me to summon up the courage to say it?"
Yousu gnawed on his breakfast, his cheeks puffed up, and he said very naturally: "It's normal, Taoist Lord often says he hates you and wants to eat you... Oh, this sentence may be true."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze continued to eat depressedly, and when he saw the morning news that the typhoon was approaching and would pass by the East China Sea, which might bring cooling and heavy rain, he became even more unhappy, "Oh, isn't this affecting my business? Can't I ask some great god to find a relationship to stop the rain?"
Yousu thought for a while, "It's more reliable to ask Taoist Lord to dry up the rain in our area, the amount of rain is fixed."
Duan Jiaze laughed dryly, "Forget it, then his tail is still up to the sky."
Yousu said with a smile: "Then you can find Lord Lingguang to roast it."
Duan Jiaze: "...don't be kidding."
Looking for Lu Ya, he is just cocking his tail, isn't he going crazy to find Ling Guang
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The torrential rain caused by the typhoon has had a great impact on the passenger flow of Lingyuan. Lingyuan is located at the foot of Haijiao Mountain, and the terrain is still high, but the city is flooded. There are power outages everywhere, and the rain continues. Also in the mood to play in the zoo.
But compared with the city zoo, Lingyuan is much better.
Because some facilities are old and located in the city, under the stagnant water, the cages of some animals can't stay at all. The waterfowl are swimming in the whole zoo, and several animals even walked out.
The director of the city zoo was overwhelmed, and hurriedly found someone to deal with the stagnant water, and had to move some animals to other places. Their cages were tight, and there was no way to repair them unless the animals were removed.
Originally, his first choice should be other units in the same city. But someone suggested to him that it should be sent to the Lingyuan Zoo. They and Lingyuan are friendly and cooperative units.
In fact, the person who suggested it is also a little cautious. If you want to send some animals to the spirit cage, shouldn't you go with some people? How good is Lingyou's food!
Donghai City is so big, the two companies have cooperated, and many employees know each other. In the past, the employees of the city zoo were not bad compared with other private zoos, even compared with some public institutions, and the salary was good and stable.
Later, after the rise of Lingyuan, it gradually changed. At the beginning, Lingyou was still very poor. After expanding its scale, especially after opening a restaurant, the number of employees increased, and the salary also increased. Let me ask, who wouldn't be tempted to watch the employees of Lingyuan showing the dishes in the cafeteria
The high-end series of Jiajia Restaurant cost hundreds of yuan a dish. They don't say they eat every meal, but they often have benefits.
Wouldn't it be great to take this opportunity to visit Lingyuan as a guest.
The director of the city's zoo also had a change of mind, and felt that although this matter was troublesome, it was still an opportunity to get closer to the director, so he really agreed.
Duan Jiaze received a call for help from the city zoo, and he agreed without hesitation. He has vacant cages here, and it is enough to take care of those animals.
A few cars from the city zoo pulled the animals that they couldn't let go for the time being to the spirit enclosure, including bears, peacocks, swans, monkeys and other animals, and the breeders of the city zoo also followed a few.
It's not like I don't know, I'm startled.
These animals are placed in the spirit enclosure and live next to or with the animals here. In contrast, they seem to be stunted.
A bear breeder at the city zoo saw the active bear in their garden living next to the black bear in Lingyuan. move.
Yes, many zoos don’t feed their animals very well. This bear mainly eats corn, and meat is rare, but there are also snacks such as walnuts, peanuts, and bananas, which are not bad. Therefore, it is usually full of energy, lively and active, and can show its prestige to animals in other cages from time to time.
Now it's at Lingyuan, compared with the Hei Fengxiong next door, it looks like a teddy bear, it's pitiful. They thought they were healthy before, and it was nothing compared to Heifeng. Not only was Heifeng taller and stronger, but his fur was also oily and smooth, and the bear's fur suddenly paled in color.
Although the number of tourists in Lingyuan has decreased, there are still some. At least there are not many people who want to come to eat. They even crowded because they thought that there might be fewer people because of the rain.
When the bear was put into the cage, some tourists gathered around and commented:
"Oh, how did Lingyuan introduce such a bear, it looks malnourished."
"It's not from Lingyuan. I've read in Moments that part of the city zoo was flooded and some animals were sent here."
"Tsk tsk, the city zoo, no wonder. I heard that a unit like this has a lot of money for feeding and importing animals..."
"This bear is so pitiful, hasn't it been full before?"
"Look at it shrinking there without moving, it's listless."
The breeder was very embarrassed at that time, and his ears were hot.
In fact, their bear is really good. When I told these tourists, he almost thought that he had never fed the bear, and even abused it.
And look at that listless bear... It's usually very active!
A considerable number of adult tourists seldom go to the zoo because they are attracted by the "spiritual enclosure". It is even worse to see the animals in the city zoo now. In fact, it is true that in some private zoos, there are many more miserable bears than this bear.
Standing here, listening to the discussions of the tourists, the breeder himself is wearing the cultural shirt of the city zoo, it feels like a public execution!
In other pavilions, similar situations are also happening.
The swans in the city zoo were put in the waterfowl lake. They had their feathers clipped, and the feathers were clipped on one side. It looked like one wing was broken, and they could only flutter and not fly. It's nothing to look at alone. Compared with the swans with plump feathers and flying in Lingyuan, they look like ducks.
Not to mention peacocks.
The peacock in the city zoo, Jinwei and Cuicui in Lingyuan are all old friends. It is worth mentioning that after Jinwei and Cuicui went to the city zoo for a blind date, the female peacock in the city zoo became pregnant and laid more than a dozen eggs.
These artificially raised peacocks are not willing to nest and incubate their eggs. The zoo uses hens to incubate the eggs, and the hatching rate is quite high, and the hens are happy to treat the peacocks as their own children. But after growing up, the little peacock will still return to the group, and its habits will not be changed.
In other words, the group of peacocks in the city zoo now includes Jinwei and Cuicui's old lovers, rivals and children...
The rivals in love bowed their heads to the local peacock forces, hiding in the corner and shivering, not daring to turn on the screen, and it would be humiliating for themselves. And even if you don't open it, you can clearly see the difference in their body shape and tail feather length.
These foreign animals temporarily visit the Lingyuan Zoo, and the system will not count them as its own party, that is, it will not distribute feed. The city zoo gave them "food expenses". On Lingyuan's side, Hu Dawei, who was in charge of logistics, allocated them meat and vegetables from nearby fellow villagers. Anyway, the restaurant also had to buy.
However, it's okay to keep them in separate cages, but it's terrible for animals raised together, like swans, who want to grab the feed of the swans...
How would spirit animals treat those who dared to snatch their own food? Those rogue sparrows are a lesson from the past.
His physical fitness was not as good as before, and he still wanted to grab the feed. Of course, he was always vigilantly driven away, and he would beat him if he dared to do it. That's it, they still don't give up, there is no way, the feed is too delicious!
Even at the risk of being beaten to snatch a bite, that's still an advantage!
…
"Aww, it's delicious, it's delicious!" The keepers of the city zoo buried their heads in their meals, and their gestures subtly overlapped with the animals under them.
Today, in order to entertain them, some Jiajia's dishes were served, but even if there is no food, Lingyou's food can be said to be better than all the company units in Donghai City. Duan Jiaze firmly believes that only when you are full can you do a good job.
Everyone is a breeder. After today, the animals of the two sides met. The difference is worlds. You raise well, but I don’t raise well. The breeder of the city zoo feels a little bit uncomfortable.
After eating in the cafeteria, I became even more envious and jealous.
But although envious, but no idea of job-hopping. Other breeding units in Donghai City have switched to Lingyuan, but they are different. Their jobs are stable. No matter how many times those breeding units have changed, the city zoo has remained standing for twenty years.
So while envious, he comforted himself, although the spiritual development is good, who knows what will happen in the future.
At this time, the people in Lingyuan said: "Isn't it delicious? You can also come as a frequent guest in the future. Our director is going to open a resort hotel. We are all in the same industry and can give discounts."
There are discounts for the peers, and the Lingyuan's own people must have more discounts. After hearing this, the keeper of the city zoo became complicated again.
"Damn it, are you still short of people?" one of the breeders asked.
The person in Lingyuan laughed and said, "Why, you don't want to change jobs, do you?"
They don't think that the city zoo's staff is all gone, so they can come to Lingyuan.
"Really." The man said seriously, "I really want to come, this cafeteria is too delicious."
The other colleagues were a little pantothenic and said: "Don't say it, he might really change jobs." This person recently won a lottery and bought a store. He really doesn't necessarily care about this so-called stable job. He can change jobs for food, so happy what.
Lingyuan now recruits more majors, and they all require people with related majors or work experience. This person has worked in the city zoo for several years, and he is also a related major. Long-term recruiters are of course welcome, but how to talk about it is private It's over.
…
After half a month, the heavy rain has not stopped, but the cages and facilities of the city zoo have been repaired, and the animals can be brought back.
The breeders are very reluctant. Living in Lingyuan for the past few days makes them feel that this place is much better than the city. Regardless of wages and benefits, the accommodation and food conditions are very good, and the environment is first-class.
Even when working, the cages are first-class, many devices are fully automated, and the operation is simple and convenient, and the work content is much easier than that of the city zoo.
But no matter how reluctant they are, they still have to leave. Most people dare not directly mention job-hopping like their colleague.
But when it came time to take these animals away, something went wrong.
One counts as one, and they are unwilling to leave even if they die!
The monkey's limbs were entangled with the pillars, and it was unwilling to go out. The breeder knocked them with a stick to drive them away, but they were determined not to go there, as if they knew that they were deliberately driving them away.
- What are you kidding, with Mr. Shi Martian here, people and animals live more comfortably than in other places, and the animals are more sensitive, not to mention, they stole some spiritual feed, so the fool left.
It went very smoothly when I came, but when I left, nail houses sprung up like mushrooms after rain, and everyone in the city zoo was speechless. There is no way, small animals can still be caught, and those like bears can only be anesthetized, and the workload suddenly increases.
The bear was anesthetized, and after the anesthesia kicked in, his footsteps were unsteady, and he was still clinging to the enrichment facility fixed on the ground with his forelimbs before he fainted.
The breeders were sweating, "This guy, he really doesn't want to leave!"
Although I understand them very much, because they don't want to leave, but they still have to break off the bear's forelimbs, obviously to bring them home, which is like being abused.
The most unexpected, or swans.
As I said before, all the swans in the city zoo have had their feathers clipped. The city zoo felt that it would be cruel to cut off the swan's tendon and part of the bone directly, so that the swan could never fly away, so it only took regular feather clipping.
Generally speaking, once a year is enough for an adult bird to be cut, and animals like this that have been living in zoos have already developed inertia in captivity, and even have a tendency to become poultry, so they will not run away from home casually.
There were thirty swans from the city zoo, and like other animals, they were reluctant to leave. The breeders hooked them with food, and then isolated them with nets. They wanted to "catch turtles in a urn", but who knew, these swans actually flew! A bit wobbly, but it did fly!
The last time the feathers were trimmed was more than half a year ago, and logically speaking, it would take several months. The staff of the city zoo couldn't figure out why they were fluttering, and they flew up. Looking carefully, the feathers seemed to have grown.
The breeding of swans is not like other animals. They haven't looked carefully these few days, and they haven't thought about how the feathers grow out so quickly.
At this time, it would be troublesome to catch them again. These swans already knew that they were going to catch themselves. Although they were not flying very stably, they did stumble and fly away in the rain.
Seeing that they were flying to land, the breeders tried to cast nets to catch only a few, and hurried to catch others.
The people in Lingyuan were also drunk, they had never encountered such a situation, and they also helped catch swans together.
Fortunately, those swans didn't mean to fly outside, they just flew inside the garden.
So on this day, the tourists in Lingyuan—they still come in this kind of weather, they should be called diners, all witnessed a very absurd scene. In the light rain, a group of breeders caught a group of white swans.
The wings of the white swans haven't fully grown yet, so they fly for a while and stop for a while, and these breeders follow behind, waiting for an opportunity to catch them. The white swans flew around, which also disturbed some tourists. For example, some white swans stopped directly on the umbrellas of tourists.
For a while, the scene was extremely chaotic.
The unidentified tourists took out their mobile phones to take pictures: "Fuck, the swans in the zoo are rioting!!"
A few monkeys walked out of the city zoo, and everyone was talking about catching them back in time. What's more, so many swans looked like they were about to flee, and the breeders followed behind to catch them, making it look like a cartoon.
The swans ran wildly, the breeder ran after them, and the tourists were disturbed. For a while, the spirit circle in the rain was extremely chaotic.
In this self-media era, in a short period of time, many Donghai citizens have seen the small videos posted or reposted in Moments. The Lingyuan Zoo, which has become a famous scenic spot in the city, unexpectedly had a chaotic scene, a swan riot!
This is interesting, they didn't know the inside story of the swan, they thought it was a swan in the spirit, and they didn't look carefully at the difference in size, just thinking that they usually live in the lake obediently, what happened suddenly
…
Duan Jiaze was discussing things with Xiao Su in her office, when he heard the commotion outside, out of curiosity, he opened the window and looked, only to see a big white bird rush in.
"Damn it!" Duan Jiaze only had time to raise his hand to cover his face, and was slapped by the swan, almost falling down.
The swan flopped around, stopped on the cabinet, and watched Duan Jiaze standing in front of the window vigilantly. He wanted to move but didn't dare to move. When he came in, he found that there was only one opening.
Duan Jiaze looked up and saw that Xiao Su was shooting a video with his mobile phone.
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Xiao Su: "... Occupational disease, occupational disease, how did this swan fly in?"
Outside, an employee saw that the swan had smeared the director's face, and felt very guilty, "Director, are you okay? Can I come up to catch the swan?"
Duan Jiaze looked at the swan twice, and said suspiciously: "Isn't this the swan in our garden? What's going on?"
"This is the swan from the city zoo. It was supposed to leave today, but who knows that all of them flew away." The employee said pitifully, "We are catching everywhere."
"What the hell, didn't they say they had their feathers clipped when they delivered it." The swans in Duan Jiaze's place were inhabited by peacocks when they first arrived, and they haven't had their feathers clipped since then, but he remembered that the swans at the city zoo had. Looking at it now, the feathers seem to be about the same size.
Duan Jiaze thought to himself, shit, he must have stolen the feed, otherwise how could he recover so quickly.
"Don't come up, please, I'll catch it." Duan Jiaze said, closing the window, and didn't plan to drive the swan out, otherwise the staff might not be able to catch it.
Xiao Su huddled in the corner and continued to shoot, watching the director roll up his sleeves, step on the chair to hug the swan himself.
The swan immediately flew down from the cabinet, but the office is so big, Duan Jiaze still hugged it, then picked it up, and saw that there were some feathers in the room.
"Cough cough..." Duan Jiaze coughed twice in embarrassment, wondering if he was stupid, to go to the battle to catch something in person, it would be much better to go directly to Lu Ya.
— It was definitely not the first time he thought of Luya! But after careful evaluation, I think it is not reliable to call this situation Peacock and Lingguang, after all, so many people are watching.
…
A group of tourists holding umbrellas watching and catching swans saw an umbrella man holding a swan upside down in the drizzle. The swan was like a domestic goose in his hand.
The umbrella was raised slightly, revealing a head of curly hair. For some regular customers, it was immediately recognizable that this was the director of Lingyuan.
Even if you don't know the director, you can still recognize the golden-red bird of prey flying above him, the Lu Ya bird.
The employees of the two gardens worked together to catch swans, and when they saw Duan Jiaze coming, they were ashamed and shocked the head of the garden. It seemed that the head of the garden caught a swan for them...
Duan Jiaze saw that they only caught five or six, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Forget it, you all get out of the way."
Duan Jiaze stuffed the swan in his hand into the cage, and then whistled.
The tourists saw that after the director had finished blowing his whistle, the "well-trained" Lu Ya made a tacit stop in the sky and rushed towards the swans. They were so ferocious that they exclaimed, almost thinking that Lu Ya is going to attack these swans.
However, Lu Ya just drove the swans away. As soon as he approached, the swans flew forward in panic, and Lu Ya drove them directly to the cage.
Duan Jiaze opened the cage. Not only did the swans inside not take the opportunity to escape, but the swans outside hurriedly hid in, fearing that they would be attacked by Lu Ya if they were a second behind.
"Wow—" Seeing such a skillful and tacit operation, the onlookers were full of emotion.
The people in Lingyuan are used to the tacit understanding between the director and Lu Ya, but the people in the city zoo swallowed their saliva. They also work in the zoo. Of course they know how difficult this smooth operation is. This bird of unknown species is too powerful, and the head of the garden is also very powerful. How did he train it, so that Lu Ya could understand his instructions after whistling
An animal riot was suppressed by the director of the park. The ending of this story is considered to be in line with people's cognition. I am satisfied and sent the video to the circle of friends:
It's no wonder that so many people can't handle being able to be the head of the garden. He took a bird by himself and caught all the swans! It is indeed a bird-raising expert stamped by CCTV!
…
Duan Jiaze raised the umbrella a little higher, motioning for Lu to come in.
Lu Ya flew around him twice, as if hesitating for a while, before flying in and landing on his shoulder.
A tourist said to Duan Jiaze curiously: "Director, you are such an amazing bird. I heard that you picked it up? I don't know what species it is. It must be very rare."
Duan Jiaze: "Yes, it's an unknown breed."
Needless to say, there have been a dozen of them since ancient times, and all the others have died. This is the last one, a rare bird of the Three Realms.
The tourists were envious and admired, and asked a series of questions: "The bird is fierce, you can tame it very well. Unfortunately, there is only this one. I also want to raise such a bird. Hey, director, how old is it? Has it been in heat? It has to court, what if there is no other kind? I have raised parrots, and the heat is very noisy. Do you think this bird of prey courts like other birds? Have you ever seen it? "
Lu Ya: "..."
Duan Jiaze replied slowly: "That must be different, ten million times more noisy..."
Lu Ya: "..."