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ah ah! I didn't plan to post this chapter, but it was sent directly after automatic release.
I didn’t write it out today, and I don’t plan to post it anymore, because you said that you hate me for doing this anti-theft, so I plan not to post it, and I will post it when I write it out.
But the VIP chapter cannot be deleted, it can only be modified, and I have no choice but to spread my hands~
Really, I will be a dog if I do anti-theft in the future.
I may have to replace this after one o'clock tomorrow. I was sprayed, and I ran away with the lid on the pot.
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Qilin laughed a few times, then sat up straight again, "Is Qingyu here for something?"
Yu Qingyu: "It's fine now."
Qilin: "Go to sleep, we don't have to hurry tomorrow, you can have a good rest."
Yu Qingyu turned over while grinning, "Okay, Master."
Sleeping in the middle of the night, Qilin suddenly opened his eyes, got out of bed, and came back when he walked to the door, "Qingyu, wake up, do you want to go out with me?"
Yu Qingyu jumped up, "Have you been entrusted with a dream?"
Qilin: "Yes."
Yu Qingyu wiped his face, and that handsome face turned into a hairy Monkey King again.
There was no one in the royal post in the middle of the night, so Qilin naturally led Yu Qingyu's hand out of the room.
When they reached a well, both of them saw the real king half-floating above the mouth of the well.
Then the king began to complain, saying how he was deceived by the Taoist priest, how the Taoist priest killed him, and how he replaced him as the king of the Wuji Kingdom, so he begged the two to save him and all the citizens of the Wuji Kingdom.
With an angry look on his face, Qilin vowed that he would get rid of such demons, so that the king should not worry.
After seeing the ghost of the real king, the two returned to the room holding hands.
Qilin: "Qingyu, is there any good way?"
Yu Qingyu: "Just beat the current king to death, and then give the real king a soul-returning pill."
Qilin liked his confident look and rubbed his head, "Do you have any medicine?"
Yu Qingyu: "..."
Yu Qingyu: "System, system, are you asleep?"
System: "Qingyu, what's wrong?"
Yu Qingyu: "System, do you have the soul-returning pill? I don't want to go to heaven to beg the Supreme Lord. I just fell out with him last time."
System: "Yes, how many do you want?"
Yu Qingyu: "Just one."
System: "This medicine can only revive mortals whose souls are still alive. It is useless for people with cultivation base, monsters, Buddhas, and it is useless for you."
Yu Qingyu was startled: "Am I not a mortal?"
The system smiled and said: "After so many worlds, you have become extraordinary even though you were a mortal."
"Am I hanging on like this? Hahaha..." After laughing a few times, Yu Qingyu joked again: "System, although you used to threaten me to kill me and punish me, but now you treat me very well, So good that I don’t even know how to repay you.”
The system was silent for a while, "Qingyu, you know."
Yu Qingyu: "No, I don't know."
He silently added in his heart: I knew that some things are not something you can force.
The system didn't speak any more, probably because it was taken aback by Yu Qingyu's pretending to be stupid.
"Look, the elixir." Yu Qingyu raised his hand to Qilin's eyes with a fawning expression on his face.
Qilin gave him a soft look: "Qingyu is really amazing."
Yu Qingyu nodded, his eyes sparkled, his tail swayed left and right in the air at the frequency of his heartbeat, and his ears were a little red.
Qilin pulled him and pressed him on the chest, "Change back."
Yu Qingyu's eyes lit up, and he changed into his original appearance, and then Qilin's kiss came down.
Yu Qingyu watched Qilin's movements in a daze, and his heartbeat became more and more violent uncontrollably.
Obviously so many worlds have done this kind of thing, but when Qilin, who has all the memories at this moment, kissed him, he felt something that those worlds had never felt.
He remembers so many memories by himself, whether it is bitter or sweet, there is no one to share it with, and now he finally has a unicorn with memories.
The moment when lips and tongues met made his soul tremble.
"Qingyu, why are you crying?" Qilin's voice was a little hoarse.
Yu Qingyu wiped his face and actually cried, which is a bit embarrassing.
Yu Qingyu cleared his throat, "Your hair got stuck in my eyes."
Qilin: "..." Could the reasoning be more reliable? Where does he have hair.
Qilin rubbed his head helplessly, "Go to sleep."
Yu Qingyu closed his eyes and moved into his arms, as long as he was still there, no matter what happened, he would have the courage to face it.
Qilin held him tightly in his arms, like the whole world around him.
The next day the prince of Wuji Kingdom came to visit Tang Seng, Yu Qingyu didn't have that much patience to play monkey games with him, knocked the prince unconscious with a stick, and entered the palace swaggeringly as a prince.
In the queen's palace, Yu Qingyu repeated his old trick, knocking the queen unconscious with a stick, stuffing her under the bed, pouring a cup of tea and waiting quietly for the king.
As soon as the king pushed the door open, Yu Qingyu's stick hit him head-on, and the king was knocked out of his original shape by the stick.
A lion with shiny fur appeared at the door, and its roar shook the sky. All the palace people ran away in fright. Immediately, there were screams, the sound of utensils being overturned, and the sound of people bumping into others.
Yu Qingyu was about to kill the lion with a stick when a voice came from the sky: "Great Sage, wait a minute!"
Heh... Do you think I will listen to you
Yu Qingyu used all his cultivation, raised the stick and dropped it, the lion didn't hum, and lost his breath.
Manjusri Bodhisattva in the cloud: "..."
Manjusri Bodhisattva questioned: "Pohou, why did you kill him?"
Yu Qingyu put the stick on his shoulders, as if he was the best in the world: "Why can't my old grandson kill a monster?"
Manjushri: "That is my mount."
"Bodhisattva, this mount of yours can steal the lower realm by itself. It's not a good thing to think about. If you die, you will die. Bodhisattva, you can find another obedient one."
Manjusri Bodhisattva: "..."
Manjushri put away the lion body in the air, turned around and disappeared into the sky.
Yu Qingyu snorted, you are so used to putting down your pets one by one to get credit.
It's fine to take credit, but they all carry powerful magic weapons, bullying my old grandson who has fallen behind in five hundred years of skill, can't beat it
You have to wait for my old grandson to beg my grandpa to sue my grandma before you take the pet back, are you just kidding me
Or if my old grandson is about to be beaten to death, you will come out and stop him, you are beautiful!
Now, come one to kill one, come two to kill one pair, my old grandson doesn't believe that there are those who don't have long eyes.
Yu Qingyu ordered Zhu Bajie to go down and carry the real king's body, and quickly opened his mouth and stuffed the soul-returning pill into it.
Amid the many thanks from the real king, Tang Seng changed the customs clearance agent, and the four of them went on the road again.
Of course, Yu Qingyu did not forget to ask the real king to arrange dozens of tables of vegetarian banquets, all packed in oversized silver barrels.
Yu Qingyu coded layer by layer in the space stone.
Along the way, he met a few more little demons, and before they became demons, they were all burned by Yu Qingyu at a glance, and there was not even a single demon hair left in place.
Seeing Yu Qingyu's cruelty, Western Paradise and Tianting took care of their monsters and boys.
Later, the monsters that Yu Qingyu and the others encountered on the road were all local monsters, who had no great skills, and they couldn't do them any harm.
The matter of getting rid of the demon all the way seems to have become very simple, Yu Qingyu looked over, and there was no one who would not kneel.
The four of them walked to the edge of a river. The water was green and rippled by the breeze.
Zhu Bajie took the bowl to fill the water, "Master, I'm going to fetch water."
Yu Qingyu looked at Qilin and shook his head. Qilin pretended to knock over the bowl by mistake, "Bajie, let's take a rest first and drink water later."
Zhu Bajie felt a little dissatisfied with Tang Seng's overturning of the bowl, and shouted, "Master, you don't want to drink from my old pig." Picking up the bowl, he went to fetch water.
Yu Qingyu jumped in front of him, "Hey, idiot, I'll fetch the water, and you go and stay with Master."
Zhu Bajie squeezed Yu Qingyu away, "You monkey head, the water is right in front of you, I, old pig, go over and have a good drink."
Yu Qingyu kicked Zhu Bajie over, "You can't drink this water, you will get pregnant if you drink it."
Zhu Bajie became anxious, "Hericium, even if you don't want me to drink water, you don't have to trick me into getting pregnant, right?"
"Idiot, don't you believe me?"
"Of course I don't believe it!"
Yu Qingyu turned around on the spot, "Okay, if you don't believe it, go drink it! When you give birth to a piglet, I'll be his godfather."
If Yu Qingyu continued to persuade, maybe Zhu Bajie would really not listen to the persuasion and drink.
But his casual attitude made Zhu Bajie a little confused.
He walked a few steps towards the river, hesitated for a moment and then came back, "Brother Monkey, are you serious?"
Yu Qingyu squinted at him, "When you use my old grandson, you are Monkey Brother, Senior Senior Brother, but you don't need to be Monkey Head, you monkey, you are such a villain, if you don't want to learn scriptures together, I will beat you to death you!"
Zhu Bajie chuckled, "Brother Monkey, which one of us is with whom, can I stop drinking this water?"
Yu Qingyu: "Drink it! My grandson is still waiting to be a godfather."
Zhu Bajie laughed and said nothing, just sat down on the ground and fanned the wind with his sleeves.
Yu Qingyu filled the bowl with water and handed it to Qilin, "Master, drink water."
Qilin took a few sips, "Why are you angry with him? It's not yourself."
Yu Qingyu pouted, "He scolded me a lot behind his back, at least I said he was aboveboard."
Qilin laughed, Qingyu's unforgiving appearance is really cute.
"Daughter's Kingdom, is it full of women?" Qilin muttered while looking at the big characters on the city gate.
Yu Qingyu gritted his teeth: "Master, when you enter the city, you will lean next to me. The women here are scary."
Zhu Bajie excitedly said: "I don't know if there are any good-looking beauties, it's better to be as good-looking as Fairy Chang'e."
Yu Qingyu escorted Tang Seng into the city, staring sharply at the woman who came over, and he would make faces to scare her away if that woman got close.
"These people are not the same as us at all. Are they men?"
"That little bald head with a white face is really handsome. Oh, let's capture him and present him to the queen."
"The queen will definitely like him. As long as our country has a man, we won't have to drink the water from the mother-child river in the future."
"Ah, look quickly, here is a monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth."
"There is also a monk with pig ears and nose."
"Hey, look quickly, that man has hair all over his face, it looks so strange."
Yu Qingyu complained wildly in his heart, that is Drifting Monk's beard, it's a beard! Not hair.
The four of them struggled to advance amidst the crowd. Yu Qingyu watched Qilin keep gesturing to the Buddha with one hand. The people were squeezed and staggered, and the fire in his heart kept fermenting. Just when he couldn't help but roar, The hand under Qilin's cassock squeezed his waist backwards.
Yu Qingyu's anger was completely extinguished all of a sudden, and he looked at Qilin's figure with unbelievably soft eyes.
Such a scene did not last too long, and soon the queen sent a female officer to greet several people.
After the four of them moved into the palace, as usual, the queen held a banquet to receive the four of them.
"Brother Yu, can you have a glass of wine with me?" The king of Daughter Kingdom raised his glass and looked at Qilin shyly and timidly.
Yu Qingyu stepped on the unicorn under the table, and stood up holding the wine glass, "Alcohol and meat are the most important precepts for monks, so my master does not drink alcohol. I drank this wine for my master."
The beautiful eyes of the king of the Daughter Kingdom were slightly fixed, "Isn't the elder a monk?"
Yu Qingyu stepped on the edge of the table, scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks a few times before saying, "The three of us had to be rescued by Master halfway to protect Master to learn Buddhist scriptures along the way. We are not considered monks, um, not counted."
The King of Daughter Kingdom: "..."
The king of Daughter Kingdom raised his wine glass again, "Brother Yu, this is vegetarian wine, it won't go overboard if you drink it, and it's made from the best grapes in summer, why don't you drink it~"
Yu Qingyu gritted his teeth, and stared at the king of the Daughter Kingdom with fiery eyes. If this was a monster, he would definitely beat him to death with a stick, but she was a human being and a woman.
He, Yu Qingyu, still can't kill a powerless woman just because of a few words, not to mention that this woman is still a king, and the death of a king has a great impact on a country, especially if the dynasty is set up like this.
Yu Qingyu endured and endured, and sat down, he did not believe that Qilin would drink her wine.
Qilin stretched out his foot and stepped on Yu Qingyu back, rejecting the king of the daughter country.
Yu Qingyu was drinking and eating vegetables with a smile on his face, what more could a husband ask for if he was like this!
A feast can be regarded as a feast for the guests and the host, but of course the hot eyes on the four of them should be ignored.
At night, Yu Qingyu leaned on the side and listened to Qilin's chanting. When he chanted the scriptures, his voice was low, and every word and every word had the meaning of being addicted.
The drooping eyebrows and long and thick eyelashes cast a shadow under the oil lamp, and Yu Qingyu couldn't help but be amazed.
"Dongdong... Holy Monk, the queen would like to invite you to see me."
Yu Qingyu jumped on Qilin's back, "You are not allowed to go, the queen must be trying to seduce you in the middle of the night, that woman is only a little bit worse than me, you go, what if you can't hold it?" manage."
Qilin tilted his head and kissed his smooth face, "When did you become so unconfident?"
Yu Qingyu: "It's not that I don't have confidence, it's that there are too many people in this world, and human nature can't stand the test."
Qilin smiled softly, "I'm not human."
Yu Qingyu: "Beast nature can't stand the test."
"Boom... Holy Monk, are you asleep?" The female officer at the door made another sound.
(end of this chapter)