I'm a dog, a scumbag, woof woof...
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Yu Qingyu: "..." You have such a big face.
Tathagata Buddha: "Wukong, I have already prepared this title for you, you must refuse it."
Yu Qingyu kowtowed deeply, "Buddha, you must fulfill my old grandson. There are too many rules in this Western Heaven, and my old grandson doesn't like these things the most."
Tathagata Buddha pondered for a moment: "Wukong, just stay on the sidelines, and I will reward your master first."
Tang Seng grabbed Yu Qingyu's sleeve, "Wukong, you must think about it."
Yu Qingyu nodded casually, walked to the side with ease, and lay down beside an arhat who was lying down.
Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk, and Little White Dragon were all given titles that Yu Qingyu knew.
When it was Yu Qingyu's turn, he knelt on the ground with no expression on his face. He was thinking if the Buddha didn't agree, would he make a big disturbance in the Western Paradise.
The Tathagata Buddha twisted the beads in his hand a few times, "Because of your meritorious service in escorting the Tang monk to learn the scriptures, you are specially appointed as a fighting envoy to patrol all countries. There is no distinction between teaching and learning. You must not refuse when you are called from the Western Paradise."
Although it is at the same level as Bajie and has not become a Buddha, but... Freedom, patrolling the countries, isn't that just going wherever you want
As for Xitian not being able to refuse a call, at most he was treated as a thug. Sun Wukong was always brave and fierce, so maybe a fight might be just what he wanted.
Yu Qingyu's face was filled with joy, "Thank you Buddha, my grandson...hehehe.....My heart is finally at ease."
The Buddha waved his hand, "Go, return to your place."
Yu Qingyu suddenly remembered something, and touched the top of his head, ha, it's really the same as the original plot, it saved him a lot of effort, not bad, not bad.
Yu Qingyu looked sideways at Tang Seng again, wondering how Qilin was doing and when it would come out.
Next, Lingshan held a Dharma assembly for three days and three nights to celebrate the successful completion of the Buddhist scriptures.
The four of Yu Qingyu are naturally the protagonists of this ceremony.
Lingshan is a mountain in the human world. Although it is separated from the outside world by an enchantment, most Bodhisattvas are fond of wine, so this time
Yu Qingyu went to Tang Seng's side: "Master, you have never been to my Huaguo Mountain, can you go there? My monkeys and grandchildren also want to hear you chant scriptures."
Tang Seng: "As a teacher, ask the Buddha for advice. If he agrees, you will naturally get it as a teacher."
"Thank you, Master, then go and ask." Yu Qingyu urged with eyes full of excitement.
Tang Seng smiled helplessly: "You monkey head, you are really..."
The Buddha recited the hard work of the four people in learning the scriptures, and felt that as a master, he didn't know the place of his disciples, so he really couldn't justify it. Not only did Tang Seng agree to go to Huaguo Mountain, but he could even go to Gaolaozhuang and Liushahe.
Yu Qingyu dragged Tang Seng away with great interest, and the others thought that the master and apprentice had a deep relationship, so they laughed kindly.
"It's so beautiful here!" Tang Seng couldn't help sighing as he stepped on the territory of Huaguo Mountain.
"Master, you go forward, the front is more beautiful, my old grandson will take you to the Water Curtain Cave to have a look." Yu Qingyu smiled and jumped in front, relaxing physically and mentally.
Tang Seng walked forward slowly with a smile on his lips, suddenly staggered, and when he raised his head, his eyes changed.
Yu Qingyu immediately sensed that something was wrong with Tang Seng, he was taken aback for a moment, and then fell into his arms like a shell, "You are back."
Qilin rubbed his head, "Yes."
Yu Qingyu turned into her original self, and kissed the unicorn... ..
After a long time, the two separated. Yu Qingyu's eyes were filled with water vapor, and he held on to the hem of his shirt without letting go, his eyes were very sticky.
Qilin helplessly kissed the corner of his eye, "Qingyu, I... have to retreat for a while."
"Ah? What?" Yu Qingyu was still immersed in the joy of the reunion just now, and couldn't keep up with Qilin's brain circuit for a while.
Qilin: "Help me find a place where no one is around, I want to retreat."
Yu Qingyu pouted: "Oh."
As soon as we meet, you have to retreat, you big pig's hoof.
He scolded others for being a big pig's hoof in his heart, but his body was very honest. He quickly found a place with the most spiritual energy in Huaguo Mountain, and dug out a cave, which was filled with the things he collected from all walks of life to help his cultivation. treasures.
Qilin smiled helplessly, "Qingyu, I don't need these things."
"Then what do you want, I'll find it for you." Yu Qingyu looked at him with burning eyes.
Qilin smiled a little relieved, this little heartless heart was finally warmed by him.
Yu Qingyu: "Don't laugh, what do you want, at worst, I will make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again, and I will grab all the good things for you."
Qilin hugged him suddenly, "Qingyu, at this moment, I finally feel that all the things I have done are worthwhile."
Although Yu Qingyu didn't know why Qilin hugged him suddenly, did his boyfriend need a reason for hugging him? No, no, not at all.
Soon Yu Qingyu was dissatisfied and just hugged, and kissed the unicorn's ear on tiptoe... ..
Qilin: "..." Sure enough, she can't change her lustful habits anytime soon.
But what can I do, spoil the boyfriend I chased after!
The two exchanged another sticky kiss, Qilin pushed Yu Qingyu out of the cave, recited the mantra of clearing the heart several times, and began to retreat.
Yu Qingyu who was pushed out: "... . . . "
Yu Qingyu blocked a big stone at the entrance of the cave, leaving only some holes in the corners to circulate the air, carved ninety-nine and eighty-one seals, and guarded the entrance by himself.
"Ding... Mission completed, score 60, just passed."
Yu Qingyu was startled: "System, when did the task get graded?"
System: "There has always been. You used to have full marks, so I never said anything."
Yu Qingyu was a little complacent, "That's right, I'm so good, and I worked so hard to complete the task, it's not justified not to give full marks."
System: "Well, Qingyu is very powerful."
Yu Qingyu: "The system is also very powerful."
The system paused: "Qingyu, although your mission completion rate is low this time, this time is the world with the most merit, so... there will be no missions in the future."
"Are we going to separate?" Yu Qingyu looked a little dazed. After completing such a long task, he almost forgot about his original world.
The system voice also seemed strange, "Well, now we can go back to our world."
Yu Qingyu looked at the cave beside him, "Is there still one year left this time?"
The system is silent.
After a long time, Yu Qingyu's voice was almost crying, "System, there is still one year, right?"
The system swam around in the egg, looked at his tender paws, and finally felt a kind of unbearable feeling in his heart.
Forget it, give him one year in the end, after all... in the end he can only be his.
The system said softly: "Well, there is still one year."
Yu Qingyu wept with joy, "Thank you system, thank you so much."
Half a month later, colorful rays of light suddenly appeared in the sky, and all the animals in Huaguo Mountain were crawling on the ground and shivering, and there were also faint rays of colorful light coming out from the cracks in the cave.
Yu Qingyu stared at the entrance of the cave without blinking, and suddenly the sky and the earth turned golden, and the light in the cave also turned dazzling golden.
Yu Qingyu opened his golden eyes, otherwise he was afraid that his eyes would be stabbed blind.
"Boom" the stone at the entrance of the cave exploded, and the golden light between heaven and earth reached its peak at this moment, and all poured into the entrance of the cave at the speed of light the next moment.
Yu Qingyu's piercing eyes almost went blind, and he slightly blocked it with his arms, and the animals almost stuck their heads in the soil one by one.
A tall beast appeared at the entrance of the cave, with red eyes, golden body, tail mane fluttering in the wind, and a faint golden light flowing around its body, who else could it be if it wasn't a unicorn.
Yu Qingyu: "..." This color is a bit lucky.
Yu Qingyu went up to meet him, hugged one of Qilin's legs, and patted it, "Smaller."
Qilin: "..."
The unicorn's house-sized body quickly shrunk down to about the size of a lion before stopping.
Yu Qingyu stroked the hair on his neck, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he turned over and rode on Qilin's back.
"Qilin, let's go for a ride!"
Qilin: "..."
Suddenly it was dark in front of his eyes, and Yu Qingyu looked up and saw that the sky was full of heavenly soldiers and generals, and Erlang God, the leader, stood beside a majestic big black dog.
Yu Qingyu: "Three eyes, why did you come down to find your grandpa?"
Erlang God: Damn it! Very angry! I really want to kill him.
Erlang said with a serious face, "There is a vision of heaven and earth here, and the Jade Emperor ordered me to come and check it out."
"Oh, then you go back, Grandpa Sun, I have nothing to do here." Yu Qingyu waved his hands, as if you were going to fuck off.
God Erlang jumped down from the cloud, staring at Qilin, "Where is this..." He wanted to talk about monsters, but when he saw the Buddha's light lingering on Qilin, he paused: "Which god and Buddha?"
Yu Qingyu jumped up from Qilin's back and swung his stick out, "Which gods and Buddhas are none of your business, grandpa grandpa!"
Erlangshen didn't want to fight Yu Qingyu, but he was also a fighter, how could he tolerate Yu Qingyu's constant provocations, and fought Yu Qingyu with a three-pointed two-edged knife.
What's the fight, isn't it good to stay in the sun for a while
Qilin raised his paw and covered his eyes, then disappeared helplessly.
The next moment Qilin quietly appeared on Erlangshen's back and pinned him to the ground with one paw.
Erlang Shen: "..."
Yu Qingyu rushed to Qilin's side excitedly, hugged his big head, "Qilin, you are so amazing."
Qilin licked his drool all over his face.
Yu Qingyu: "... . . . "
Erlang God who was stepped on by a monkey and a unicorn, who is he, where is he, and what should he do
Oh, yes, he should have resisted, but Erlang couldn't escape from the unicorn's claws despite all his magical powers, and angrily shouted at the heavenly soldiers and generals: "Are you blind?"
Heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded Yu Qingyu and the others like a piece of sand in an instant. Yu Qingyu pulled out three monkey hairs, and with a blow, thousands of monkeys immediately filled the open space in front of him.
snort! He has never been afraid of group fights, and he will never lose.
Seeing that Qilin's tongue was about to tear his clothes off, Yu Qingyu patted his head resolutely, "Boss, let's pay attention to the influence, and it won't be too late to talk about it after we clean up those people who are in the way."
Qilin withdrew his movements and took a few steps back.
(end of this chapter)