Those Years When I Was an Animal

Chapter 939: Willing to bet

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After leaving the territory of the scorpion spirit, the four of them continued to walk, and as in the original plot, they met the king of inspiration who wanted to eat boys and girls. Yu Qingyu gave Qilin a helpless look, "I'll go."

Qilin: "It's good, it's good."

The corners of Yu Qingyu's mouth twitched, Qilin was really looking more and more like Tang Monk, if he hadn't laughed at himself when there was no one around, he would not have believed it was Qilin with his acting skills.

In his memory, Qilin has always been proud and reserved, with indifference to all things in the world in his eyes, living his little life lazily, aloof from the world, sleeping when he is full, basking in the sun occasionally, when Become such a person full of drama

Yu Qingyu thought about the unicorn flying to the Tongtian River all the way, and he didn't come out of his thoughts until the light reflected by the river pierced his eyes.

Yu Qingyu shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly. He had only been away for a few minutes, but why did he think of Qilin again? It's... so shameful!

"System, are there water-proof beads?"

"No!" The system's tone was filled with anger. Although he knew that feelings cannot be forced, he was still upset.

Yu Qingyu: "..."

Yu Qingyu immediately said in a flattering tone: "Oh, I know that the system has wronged you for a while, and you haven't been able to come out for a walk. Didn't I come to find you a good body? Don't be angry." "

System: "What good body?"

Yu Qingyu pointed at the river, "He's right below. It's a carp spirit. Do you know what carp means in our world? It means good luck! There are also people who worship koi for luck. It is said that carp is the way of heaven." dear girl."

System: "Girl?"

Yu Qingyu: "It may also be a son. Anyway, Tiandao is very friendly to carp. You should possess the carp essence this time. Tiandao will definitely not target you again. He will definitely treat you as warm as spring breeze and treat you as his own son. .”

system:"... .."

System: "No, as far as I know, the Dao of Heaven is equal to all things, and there is no such thing as having a daughter or a son.

Yu Qingyu whispered: "Is what he said true? Then it was useless for me to retweet koi every day?"

The system is a little bit like laughing, it is the right way to fight for what you want, and it is better to rely on yourself than anyone else.

Yu Qingyu rode a cloud and stopped above the river, "King of Inspiration, let your grandpa come out to die!"

With a sound of "crash", the King of Inspiration rushed out of the river with a weapon in hand. Yu Qingyu went up to him without hesitation, and started a fight with him.

The faint voice of the system sounded in his mind: "Is this a goldfish essence?"

Yu Qingyu beat the King of Inspiration unconscious with a stick, and put his arm on the cloud, "Yes, it's goldfish, goldfish and koi are the same species, they both look red, yellow and yellow. "

System: "...." Should I tell him that goldfish are not koi

Yu Qingyu: "System, quickly possess yourself, this body must be suitable for you, anyway, you are also an aquarium, right?"

System: "Why do you think I'm an aquarium?"

Yu Qingyu chuckled: "I guessed it, you said I guessed it right?"

System: "... ..yes."

Yu Qingyu: "Yeah! I knew I was a genius."

system:"... ... "

"System, it's a rare opportunity for you to possess yourself soon." Yu Qingyu pulled Ling Ling's face, "Unfortunately, it's just a bit ugly."

It's a bit ugly, you still let me possess you

System: "No need, I don't want to have a body for now."

Yu Qingyu: "Oh, let's kill it, I wonder if I can make fish head soup."

system:"... ... ."

After Yu Qingyu went back, he said that the king of inspiration had been subdued by him, and there was no need to offer virgins in the future.

The villagers cheered, and some even knelt down to thank him. Yu Qingyu felt that with the thanks of these people, golden energy from heaven and earth poured into his body.

He thought this was probably merit, and it was quite a lot.

Previously, Yu Qingyu vaguely felt that the merits gained from completing tasks seemed to be less than the merits gained from doing good deeds. Now that he can clearly feel the merits, he feels that this is indeed the case.

Compared with subverting the Western world, it is of course easier to do good things. He will do this task if he can, and if he can't, let it be.

In the following journey, Yu Qingyu turned into a monster hunter, and he was everywhere in the territory where there were monsters doing evil.

All the carp spirits in the Guanyin Pond were beaten to death by Yu Qingyu, not to mention some little demons, who basically came to deliver food. In the end, all the demons on the westbound road were almost extinct, and Yu Qingyu often flew to other places to eliminate demons. Over the past few years, there have been more and more temples of him in the world.

He received more and more merits, and even felt like he was going to ascend to heaven.

In the past few years, Qilin has become more and more like a Tang monk, and even interacts with Yu Qingyu in private a lot less.

He understands that if a person acts for a long time, he will forget who he is.

But Yu Qingyu was so afraid that one day Qilin really became a monk and it would be over, so what should he do

It is impossible for him to become a monk with this kind of mind, even death is impossible, Qilin... he dare not bet!

Apart from rushing on the road to eliminate demons every day, Yu Qingyu would gossiping with Qilin in private, trying to arouse his enthusiasm for life, and resolutely prevent him from becoming a monk.

Qilin looked at Yu Qingyu who came closer to him again with a funny face, and smoothed the hair on his head: "What are you worried about, there is nothing in this world that can confuse me, except you."

Yu Qingyu leaned on him: "You are too good, I'm afraid."

Qilin: "Don't be afraid, I won't leave you."

Yu Qingyu: "Yes."

As a result, the next day Yu Qingyu took Qilin to talk again, talking about the new things he encountered in eliminating demons everywhere, and Qilin's eyes lit up when he looked beaming.

Qingyu who is always full of energy is really attractive.

The four of Yu Qingyu arrived at Lingshan without any danger. He and Qilin were the ones who benefited the most, and the other two followed suit.

Qilin took Yu Qingyu's hand, "Qingyu, success or failure is a matter of one move, I will give up my body in a while, you take care of him, don't let him say a word that you shouldn't say."

"Okay, master, I promise to complete the task." Yu Qingyu paused. "Master, why don't you wait for the last time to possess the body, and go through such a hard journey?"

Qilin: "This is a kind of practice, and the timing is just right."

Yu Qingyu: "..." Okay, as long as you are happy.

The Tathagata Buddha sits high on the lotus platform, the golden cassock is dazzling, with a little red bead on the center of the brow, the treasure is solemn, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes.

The Tathagata Buddha's eyes were half-closed, and his voice was loud: "Is the visitor Tang Sanzang of the Eastern Land?"

As soon as he spoke, the whole heaven seemed to echo his voice, Yu Qingyu felt light all over his body, and wanted to close his eyes and sleep warmly, an indescribable feeling grew vigorously from his heart.

This feeling is really good, I really hope that I can bathe in the Buddha's music every day, no, no! Yu Qingyu woke up suddenly, how could he have such an idea, the original owner's wish was not to stay in the Western Paradise, not to fight against Buddha, he should not sink.

Tang Seng only remembered that he was turned into a tiger, but he didn't expect to go to the west when he opened his eyes. He thought he was dreaming, but it is good to see the Buddha in the dream.

He hurriedly knelt down, "Back to the Buddha, the disciple is Tang Sanzang, who came all the way from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, just to obtain the scriptures and go back to teach the world."

The Tathagata Buddha laughed a few times: "Since you are dedicated to the Buddha, the scriptures are also given to you by him. Ananda, Kasyapa, take them to get the scriptures."

The two led the four to the treasure house where the scriptures were released, but they stopped the four when they reached the door, "Should you show something?"

Tang Seng was stunned: "What do you two venerables mean?"

Yu Qingyu was most annoyed by these ups and downs, so he took out the purple gold bowl and handed it to Tang Seng, "Master, give this to the two venerables."

Tang Seng took over the bowl and felt that his three views had been refreshed. Do you need to exchange things for learning scriptures

But looking at the serious and oppressive eyes of the two venerables, Tang Seng said a few words of face, and gave the two venerables the purple gold bowl.

After taking the scriptures, the four of them went to bid farewell to the Buddha. The Buddha smiled and said, "You wait and return to Datang with the scriptures. After everything is done, come to Lingshan to receive the title."

Tang Seng couldn't help being overjoyed, and was a little incoherent in his excitement, "My brother, my disciples must not disgrace the mission, spread my Buddhadharma, and save all sentient beings."

Yu Qingyu secretly rolled his eyes in his heart, he doesn't believe in Buddhism, he only believes in himself.

"Wukong, how did you behave yourself today? You are not like this on weekdays." The Tathagata Buddha looked at Yu Qingyu with a moment of doubt in his eyes.

Yu Qingyu immediately lay down on the ground, with his head half propped up, "I said Tathagata, you are not happy if I behave properly, but are you happy only if my old grandson lies on your hall?"

Tathagata Buddha laughed loudly: "You monkey head, you are used to this. You have behaved, but I am not used to it."

Yu Qingyu: "Okay, then my old grandson doesn't bother to put on a show, and I will sleep in your hall today."

"Wukong, don't be presumptuous in front of the Buddha." Tang Seng reprimanded Yu Qingyu, and then bowed to the Buddha again, "Don't blame the Buddha for being stubborn."

Tathagata waved his hand, "Go."

Yu Qingyu quietly breathed a sigh of relief, Tathagata is still very powerful, and he still can't beat him now, wait a little longer, if he has the opportunity, he will lift up this spiritual mountain, and forget it.

The somersault cloud carried the four of them to Datang, all of them were beaming with joy, when suddenly a gust of evil wind blew, Yu Qingyu snorted coldly, and struck down with a stick.

The little tortoise also wanted to block his way, and they didn't agree to ask his age this time.

The old tortoise at the bottom of the river was beaten to the ground at once, and he no longer had the strength to stop Tang Seng and the others from leaving.

"Wukong, the dream of being a teacher is so long, so real."

Yu Qingyu smiled: "Master, don't care about the length of the dream, as long as it is a good dream."

Tang Seng also laughed: "Yes, as long as this dream is real."

Zhu Bajie sat on the cloud, with a complacent look: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about, we have learned this scripture for fourteen years, how could you think that you are dreaming."

Yu Qingyu kicked Bajie and made him mess up. If only Tang Seng could be coaxed into thinking that he was dreaming.

Tang Seng was shocked: "Bajie, what did you say?"

Zhu Bajie repeated what he said just now, his eyes full of ridicule at the days when Tang Seng forgot to learn scriptures.

Tang Seng: "One of you said that you dreamed of being a teacher, and the other said it was real. Is this a dream or real?"

Yu Qingyu: "It's a dream."

Zhu Bajie: "It's true."

Yu Qingyu kicked Zhu Bajie again, a dead fat pig, and scolded him behind his back every day, pretending that he didn't know it, and now dared to tear him down.

Tang Seng looked around, "Wujing, tell me."

Drifting: "Master, the second senior brother is right."

Zhu Bajie was triumphant, "Master, this monkey head is lying to you again. He must have a conspiracy. Master, you should drive him out of the sect. I will escort you on the way back."

Yu Qingyu picked up the stick and went to beat Zhu Bajie. If you don't teach you a lesson, you don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes, right

"Oh, big brother, stop hitting, oh, big brother, I was wrong."

"Hmph! You idiot."

Tang Seng: "..." These two are worried.

Tang Monk closed his eyes and recited scriptures. The Buddha said that every drink and peck has a will. I think the Buddha should know about his situation. He has nothing to worry about, just let it go.

After a few fights between the two, somersaulting cloud flew back to Datang.

Monk Tang was welcomed by the whole people, and the king of Tang held a banquet to promote Buddhism.

All of a sudden, Tang Seng became the big star in the minds of everyone in the Tang Dynasty, the super male god that the daughters in the waiting room wanted to marry.

The four of Yu Qingyu followed suit and had a day's banquet. Except for Tang Seng Yu Qingyu and the other two, they all returned to their hometown.

Looking at the large group of monkeys jumping forward, Yu Qingyu really couldn't put on a lively look.

He was originally a quiet person. When he was alone, he would just stay at home and didn't want to go anywhere. He pretended to be lazy in front of this group of monkeys.

Rushing into the Water Curtain Cave and half lying on the stone chair covered with tiger skin, he took out a lot of food, "Children, the king brought you something delicious, eat it quickly."

A group of monkeys rushed up and completely submerged Yu Qingyu, Yu Qingyu was a little tired, really lazy to move!

Hadn't Qilin been with him and supported him for the past few years, he probably would have picked someone up a long time ago. It's so fucking hard. ,

Ten days passed in a flash, Yu Qingyu put on armor and picked up Tang Seng and flew to Lingshan.

On the way, I picked up the remaining few people.

As soon as Yu Qingyu arrived at Lingshan, he knelt down to the Buddha. In the past, he would not kneel to anyone even if he was beaten to death.

It can be seen what people can be forced into by life.

"Buddha, I want to ask you something?" Yu Qingyu said very seriously.

Tathagata Buddha: "You say."

Yu Qingyu: "Buddha, now that the great task of learning scriptures has been completed, can my old grandson go back to Huaguo Mountain?"

"You monkey head, you turned down the good fortune that others couldn't ask for, but you turned it down, can you tell me why?" The Buddha smiled kindly, like a kind old man.

Yu Qingyu stared straight at him with Tathagata's gaze without hesitation: "Buddha, everyone has his own aspirations."

"Wukong, what nonsense are you talking about? It is a great honor to be rewarded by the Buddha. How can you say that you don't want it?" Tang Seng kowtowed immediately, "Buddha, this disciple dares to intercede for this villain. I hope the Buddha will not blame him. .”

Zhu Bajie: "Don't give me the monkey, I want it."

(end of this chapter)