Three Kingdoms

Chapter 254: The Eight Verticals of Meng Huo (Part 2)

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Wu Tugu said to Meng Huo: "This time I will avenge you, return your cave, capture Liu Xun, hand it over to you, and let you vent your anger!"

Meng Huo laughed dryly with him, and said in his heart: "Don't think I don't know why you are happy."

After a few more days, Wu Tu Gu continued to do his daily homework, leading the soldiers behind Zhao Yun's ass, chasing him all over the street. After chasing for more than an hour, Zhao Yun led the embarrassed defeated soldier around Panshe Valley, looking at the white flag and left. Wu Tugu led troops to follow up and saw that there was no vegetation or material ambush on the mountain, and dozens of grain carts were placed on the other side of the valley. Wutu was overjoyed and exclaimed: "This must be Liu Xun's food road. They saw my army here, and they left the food in fright and fled. Brothers, chase after! Tonight, they will go to the silver pit cave to get the wine. celebrate!"

The left and right vine armor soldiers were full of excitement, and they shouted: "Kill! Kill! Kill!" They rushed forward one after another.

Wutugu chased for a while, and the grain cart was approaching. In addition to the piles of grain and grass on the grain cart, there were women's accessories such as rouge gouache, handkerchief ring and so on. Many women in red, green and green were piled on the ground. The clothes are brightly colored. Wutu's bone-colored heart was moved, and he shouted: "Quickly chase, quickly chase, Zhongyuan Barbarians take a woman!"

The soldiers of the vine armor were overjoyed when they heard this, and they wanted to marry a woman from the Central Plains, so they shouted to kill and rushed forward. When approaching Taniguchi, suddenly there was a loud bang, bang, bang, and bang on top of the head, and countless horizontal trees and rocks rolled down, and Taniguchi was immediately blocked.

When the dust settled, the Wutu bone saw that the rolling wood and stone had blocked the valley mouth, and the vine armor soldiers squeezed into the narrow mountain road. You pushed me and squeezed, yelled, and made a mess. He was taken aback, and hurriedly shouted: "What the hell are you calling here? Don't move away the wood and big rocks!" Wu Tuo said in a heart: "How can there be an ambush where there are no trees? What the hell is the Central Plains Barbarians doing? "

At this moment, there were loud shouts on the high slopes on both sides, swishes, arrows, like locusts, were put down in rows. The powerful arrow shot on the vine armor, bounced away, and landed on the ground. Wu Tugu laughed and said: "Central Plains Barbarians are really ridiculous, thinking that he wants to win me, haha!" Wu Tugu again ordered his soldiers: "Don't pay attention to them, continue to move the stones."

A thick voice on the left high slope said: "Feather arrows are useless, what about this." As soon as the voice fell, General Liu Xun launched a large bamboo tube in groups of three or five. The Wutu bones were inexplicable, and Liu Xunjun screamed in unison, like a mountain collapse and cracks. Water suddenly shot out from hundreds of large bamboo tubes on both sides of the high slope, and sprayed into the valley in all directions.

Wu Tu Gu was taken aback and cried, "Ah!" A jet of water hit his chest. The jet of water shot down from the high slope, rushing so hard that he could not stand firmly, he staggered and sat down on the ground. But I heard the rushing overhead, and the white dragon-like water jets poured down, rushing the poor vine armor upside down, dripping and embarrassed. Over his head, Liu Xunjun saw that Meng Huojun in Guzhong was soaked in soup, he couldn't help it anymore, and laughed, stirring up the mountain.

Wu Tu Gu felt inexplicable, scratched his head, and said, "What the hell does this Zhongyuan barbarian want? This kind of water column can shoot people down, but what else..."

Suddenly, the place where the Wutu bone was drenched by the water was numb and itchy, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Ah yo, the Central Plains barbarians... make the demon... the demon method, there is... weird in this water! I am itching to death!" At this point, he yelled indiscriminately "Ouch" and "Ahyo".

At the same time, the vine armor soldiers in the valley felt itchy and unbearable, yelling strangely, and the sound of "Ouch" rang out, and immediately overwhelmed the laughter of Liu Xunjun on the hillside.

Suddenly, Wutugu felt numb and itchy all over his body, as if thousands of ants were biting at the same time. At first, he was satisfied with his unwillingness to behave in front of the Central Plains characters, struggling to support him, stood up, stumbling, shaking his hands and feet, like in the middle of Saer, his face was red and white, his muscles were twisted, and his feelings were very terrible.

Liu Xun looked down on the high slope, and laughed: "Damn, this trick is quite fun. Alas, Wutugu thinks that he has a vine armour and is invincible in the world, but he does not know that there is someone outside. There is a sky outside! This is enough for him to drink a pot."

Standing on the edge and guarding the knife, Zhu Rongbai gave him a look and said, "This kind of ghost idea is only you can think of. I didn't expect God to make fun of it. It really made you find a spring nearby, splashing on it. The whole body was numb and itchy, and it lasted for a few days. You can let Li Yan spend his time thinking about designing a bamboo water gun to shoot the water out. Such narrow mountain roads, so many poisonous waters will go down. , Not all of them are drenched. Now you can make them bitter, ha ha."

Liu Xun said, “Although this itch is uncomfortable, it’s better than burning one’s body. Besides, this kind of extraterritorial tribe is unreasonable, just to make them suffer, let them know the pain, know the fear, know that bullying the Central Plains is not a thing. It’s a fun errand. Otherwise, once they get the sweetness, they will grow up and disturb the Central Plains. By then, they will be mourned, and their lives will be overwhelmed. I don’t know how many people are going to die. Now whoever dares to come again, I will tickle him!

At this moment, the Wutu bones could no longer support, and his eyes were red, like a wild beast mad, scratching and tearing. He pulled off his newly-developed beard one by one, and danced with the wind. After that, he began to tear his clothes, but the vine armor was extremely strong, and it continued to pull it anyway. He stomped it off, and threw it angrily on the ground, revealing a thick-skinned body. With fingers everywhere, blood rushed out of his body, scratching and scratching, I couldn't help yelling: "Itching to me! Itching to me!" The voice became worse and worse.

The rattan soldiers next to him saw that the Wutu bones were like this, so they took off the rattan armour on their bodies, leaving only the pants they wore inside. They still had only a trace of reason, knowing that this was their last The bottom line is that you can't get off without saying anything without a last resort.

After a while, the ground was full of vine armor. Without the obstacles of the armor, the vine armor soldiers scratched and scratched as much as they wanted. The demons danced like ghosts and beasts, and wailed through the sky with "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Liu Xun smiled slightly, and said, "The vine armor soldiers are no longer invulnerable without the vine armor! The archers are ready to send those who are itchy to death on the road, so that they won't suffer again!"

The five thousand archers who had been on both sides of the valley suddenly responded. They opened their bows and set up arrows, aiming at the cane soldiers in the valley and wanted to release their arrows. General Pingxi Huang Zhong exclaimed: "Let's avoid death and give the antidote. If you dare to resist, kill it!" After speaking with his right hand, he wanted to order the arrow to be released.

At this time, those vine armor soldiers were itchy and trembling all over, unable to raise their swords anymore, and they were naked again, without a piece of armor to protect them, only sitting and waiting for death. After hearing the words, they all knelt to the ground, their bodies trembling, crying and grabbing the ground, kowtowing at the sides of the hillside, because of the severe itching, they couldn't say anything when they asked for mercy.

After a while, except for the very stubborn bones, the rest of the vine armor all knelt down and begged for mercy. Liu Xun didn't expect that he would actually be able to surrender 30,000 vine armor soldiers without the fire attack, and his mouth was crooked with joy. In ecstasy, they danced. After Liu Xun was overjoyed, he assigned the tasks of the generals one by one. After receiving the order, the generals should say yes, and then went to deal with the matters of receiving surrender, disarming, cleaning up, and giving antidote. Everything was in order, and everything was under the control of General Liu Xun.

At this time, Meng Huo was staying in Dazhai waiting for the good news. A small pawn ran into the account with a happy face and reported: "The bones of Wutu have broken through Liu Xun's army in Panshe Valley. Liu Xun was captured alive. Please go forward as soon as possible."

Meng Huo was overjoyed and exclaimed: "Liu Xun, you also have today!" Standing up, ran out of the tent, flew on the cow, and drove the beloved big red-haired fat cow, discerning the path, and heading towards Panshe Valley. . When Meng Huo arrived in Depanshe Valley, he saw no one in the valley, but saw a large pool of water stains on the ground. Unknown, he scratched his head subconsciously and said to himself: "What the hell is Wutu bone doing? It's not about grabbing. Have you arrived at Liu Xun."

Seeing that the situation is not good, Meng You said in a flustered expression: "Brother, I always feel that this matter is too weird. Liu Xun is so tricky, it doesn't seem to be so easy to be captured alive."

Meng Huo nodded, and was about to speak, but he heard a loud voice from a person on the left side of the hillside: "Yes, I'm not that easy to be captured alive, look at who this is!" As soon as the voice fell, there were two big men on the hillside. The five-flowered big bones were pushed out.

Meng Huo looked up, was taken aback, and cried out: "Come in, withdraw quickly!" After speaking, he wanted to turn the bull's head.

Wu Tugu was embarrassed and said, "Meng Huo, you are not Liu Xun's opponent at all, but you have been enemies with it again and again, and it has also caused me to suffer here. Now he is generous and does not kill anyone. , I also gave the antidote to the people of the tribe to return to their hometown. I am grateful for his sincerity, and I have determined to be attached. If you are still obsessed with understanding, I will fight against you!"

Liu Xun walked out of the dark and said sharply, "What do you have to say about Meng Huo this time?" As soon as the voice fell, there were loud shouts from all around. Countless soldiers and horses came from all directions. The army was surrounded by a solid.

Meng Huo looked around, silent. After a while, Liu Xun saw him still not speaking, and said: "Meng Dawang, your unwillingness to admit defeat really makes me admire. I respect you as a man, let you go again." With a big hand, he sealed it. The army led by Zhao Yun and Huang Zhong in Taniguchi moved a point to the sides and gave way.

Liu Xun smiled slightly and said to Meng Huo: "You can leave quickly, and then assemble your troops and fight with me."

Meng Huo remained silent, bowing his head without saying a word. Meng You knelt and cried bitterly: "Brother, we are completely lost, and all the people have left the family. There is nowhere to stay. We can no longer fight against General Liu Xun. We can't beat him. Why don't we surrender..."

There was a twitch in the muscles of Meng Huo's face, tears streaming down his face, and he sighed, before he said: "Okay, I decided to vote... surrender! Alas!" Just after he had finished speaking, he listened to the sound, General Meng Huo. Abandoning the weapons to the ground, dancing and cheering loudly, celebrating that there is no need to fight again, and my little fate is finally saved...