Zhuge Liang slowly opened the letter amid doubtful eyes.
"Mr. Zhuge, I think you are a woman! Only women hold a fan all day long. You are so weak. In other words, you may not even be considered a human being. You are just a bitch next to Xiang Kunlun! I let you Go east, don’t you dare go west, it’s so ridiculous to be so humiliated and still think how loyal you are!”
Zhuge Liang not only finished reading it himself, but also read the letter out without changing his expression.
Not even halfway through reading, everyone was already in a frenzy.
"That's too much! Wait until I fight in and take the old thief Sima's head!"
"Ha, when the knife is placed on his neck, I think he admits that he is a human or a dog?"
A few hot-tempered ones even turned around and wanted to avenge Zhuge Liang.
Sima Yi indeed underestimated Zhuge Liang's psychological quality and his broadmindedness.
Zhuge Liang laughed it off, it didn't mean he didn't mind, it was just that he had his own way.
"Wait a minute! There is no need to worry."
Everyone didn't quite understand that they had been insulted like this. How did their military advisor manage to deal with it calmly
Xiang Kunlun admired Sima Yi's damaging move, as the other party could be regarded as a genius.
But with just such a trick, it's still far from enough to get him to his head.
He calmly picked up the letter, folded it in half, raised it in the air and squinted at it, and saw that the corners were a little uneven.
Tsk, this damn obsessive-compulsive disorder!
Xiang Kunlun worked hard to fold the letter in half neatly.
Everyone looked at these two people. One could still laugh, while the other was still folding the letter in half, expressing admiration for them.
If this letter was talking about themselves, I'm afraid they would have scolded the other party's ancestors for eighteen generations.
"Kong Ming," Xiang Kunlun finally smoothed out the wrinkles, "do you have a good plan for this matter?"
He didn't even need to ask Zhuge Liang if there was anything he could do. One look at Zhuge Liang's expression and he knew it was done.
Zhuge Liang smiled knowingly: "Treat others in their own way. Get a pen and paper!"
He wrote back personally and had a picture drawn.
"Remember, you must deliver this return gift to Sima Yi personally."
Sima Yi, who was still proud of his loss, soon received a gift in return.
He was already prepared for Zhuge Liang to yell at him.
The harder the other party scolds, the angrier he is and the happier he will be.
Sima Yi opened the reply letter, wishing in his heart that Zhuge Liang would scold him severely.
As I read, the smile on my lips disappeared little by little.
"Kong Ming believes that this woman's dress does not fit Kong Ming's size. On the contrary, it fits General Sima just right. If you don't believe it, please look at the picture."
Sima Yi stared at the rolled-up picture with wide eyes, and there was a trace of hesitation in his heart.
To open or not to open
Sima Yi knew that opening up would be humiliating oneself, but people are like this, it is easy to be mean.
He just didn't believe that Zhuge Liang's method could make him even more angry!
Apparently, he overestimated his own strength.
The picture opened, and Sima Yi first saw his own portrait. He held his head and ran away in panic.
Behind him, Zhuge Liang, wearing the women's clothes he gave him, chased and beat him fiercely.
He was afraid to beg for mercy, so in order to let Zhuge Liang spare his life, he took the initiative to put on women's clothing.
The best painter was hired to make this painting a comic strip, making Sima Yi's expression lifelike.
"Ah!" Sima Yi roared.
The sound of tearing plus the sound of things falling to the ground.
This picture was shattered into pieces in the blink of an eye.
One can imagine how angry the person who destroyed the painting was.
Sima Yi's expression was distorted: "Zhuge Liang! I am irreconcilable with you! You want me to lose, you want me to surrender! Go ahead and dream!"
He really wanted to scold the eighteenth generation of Zhuge Liang's ancestors, but unfortunately he only had time to scold one generation.
puff-
A mouthful of blood spurted out from Sima Yi's mouth.
He fell straight back.
The soldiers next to him were startled and hurriedly stepped forward to help him.
"General! Are you okay?"
He hurriedly went to call the doctor, and everyone was in a mess.
As for Xiang Kunlun, Zhuge Liang used this incident to not only feel proud, but also use his wit to resolve the humiliation, and also boosted his morale.
But they still have anger in their hearts.
Xiang Kunlun and Zhuge Liang, one is their lord and the other is their military advisor.
These two people are heroes in their hearts. Now the old thief Sima has scolded their hero. They can bear it, but they can't bear it!
"Lord, you don't have to go over now, I also want to know what he looks like in women's clothes!"
"I can't vent the hatred in my heart without beating him all over the ground!"
Zhuge Liang estimated that time was almost up.
He said to Xiang Kunlun: "My lord, why not take this opportunity to raise troops to attack Sima Yi? When a man is angry, he will be defeated easily."
Xiang Kunlun had this intention.
[Ding! The development of the subsequent mission was detected—attack Sima Yi.]
[Mission introduction: Sima Yi is a military strategist who is good at using troops and formations. If he cannot be used for his own use, he must be eliminated.]
Xiang Kunlun thought silently, it is true that not just any talented person can be used for his own purposes.
"Gather the troops!"
"kill!"
It turned out to be easier than they thought.
They had all reached the front of the formation, but Sima Yi was nowhere to be seen.
I grabbed a soldier at random and asked him. He was so angry that he vomited blood and is still lying on the bed.
"Hahaha! You deserve it!" Dian Wei felt relieved and went straight to Huanglong with his weapon.
Sima Yi's men were dying and running away, unable to fight back.
He himself was angry and anxious, and was on the verge of death, but he was pulled back by several subordinates.
Along the way, he was chased and intercepted by all kinds of enemies, but he finally managed to save his life.
Xu Chu was very sorry: "It's a pity that the old thief escaped! Otherwise, I would have to put him into women's clothes myself and let him show us."
Xiang Kunlun didn't take it seriously. The system had issued tasks. It would be a matter of time before Sima Yi returned to the west.
Sima Yi's face was completely disgraced, and his face no longer had the pride and confidence he had when he set off.
He sighed, his intestines turning green with regret.
Okay, why do you want to lead troops in war? Why do you want to be a general
Well, not only was there no meritorious service, the general flew away, but Cao Cao also lost so many soldiers and horses.
How should I explain it after I go back
Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to Cao Cao's city, Sima Yi reined in his horse and stopped.
"Well, I won't go back with you. Go back and tell your lord that Zhongda was shameless in the face of General Cao's love. He felt guilty and decided to leave on his own."
After saying that, without waiting for his subordinates to react, he turned around and left.
(End of chapter)