"Guo Jia, Zhang Liao, you guys guard this place."
He decided to raise troops and return to Guangzong City.
The spy hurriedly came to report: "Report, my lord! We got the latest news. Dong Zhuo led Lu Bu and led troops to attack!"
Xiang Kunlun felt funny in his heart. Nowadays, as long as he doesn't like anyone, he can attack him.
You just need to make up a random excuse, and you don't even need to make up a reason.
The spy obviously knew Lu Bu's strength, but he didn't expect that Xiang Kunlun would still remain calm after hearing the news.
He thought silently, no wonder the lord is the lord, he really has the demeanor of a general.
"Since they are here to attack Xiang, there must be a suitable reason."
"What did you say?"
"They preached everywhere that they came to attack the lord to eliminate evil for the Han Dynasty."
Xiang Kunlun laughed loudly. No matter before or now, there are some evil people who do some shameful things in the name of justice.
But unfortunately, they will never admit it.
He will only find a high-sounding excuse for what he did.
"Without further delay! Pass the order and quickly raise troops to guard Guangzong City!"
Zhang Liao also wanted to fight with Xiang Kunlun. He hadn't killed anyone for a while and his hands were itchy.
But seeing Xiang Kunlun's serious expression, he had no choice but to obey the order.
He hurried and hurried slowly, and finally arrived in time just as Lu Bu's troops were approaching the city.
Lu Bu was extremely jealous when he met Xiang Kunlun.
He took the initiative to ask for help and stepped forward to call for formation.
"Xiang Kunlun, come out!"
"Are you afraid now? I won't give up until your Guangzong City is destroyed today!"
Xiang Kunlun responded, not caring at all about Lu Bu's rebellion.
Seeing that he was not angry, Lu Bu chuckled lightly.
It was as if what he just said was just the gibberish of a child to him.
Lu Bu was furious, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand.
"How dare you make fun of me!"
It's okay if he didn't say that, but when he said that, Xiang Kunlun laughed even more unscrupulously.
He glanced sideways at Lu Bu: "Fengxian, if Xiang remembers correctly, you were once my defeated general, right?"
"Nowadays, a defeated general is barking like a wild dog and talking nonsense."
"You say, should I laugh at you? Not only do I want to laugh at you, yes, I am mocking you right now."
Lu Bu felt that all the blood in his body rushed to the top of his head. He was panting heavily and his breathing was not smooth.
"you!"
Lu Bu, whose heart was as high as the sky, obviously couldn't accept being ridiculed like this.
But Xiang Kunlun wasn't going to let him go yet. He simply put down the Tianlong city-breaking halberd in his hand and looked Lu Bu up and down.
"Eh? Are you okay? Xiang looks like your face is black and your lips are purple. This is not a good sign."
"If you count on your fingers, you may be about to suffer a bloody disaster."
The words just fell.
"puff!"
A mouthful of blood spurted out from Lu Bu's mouth and he fell straight down.
"Tsk," Xiang Kunlun shook his head, "You don't have to be so cooperative with me."
He thought silently that Lu Bu's personality was somewhat similar to Zhou Yu's.
The book says that he is narrow-minded. I wonder if he is like Lu Bu
Dong Zhuo was frightened, fearing that Xiang Kunlun would take the opportunity to do something evil, so he hurriedly asked people to bring Lu Bu back.
Xiang Kunlun stood still. If he wanted to win, he had to win openly.
He disdains doing this kind of thing.
Lu Bu was defeated without a fight, which soon spread among the army.
Everyone under Dong Zhuo knew that Lu Bu, who was not afraid of anything, was so angry that Xiang Kunlun vomited blood.
Lu Bu's image in everyone's hearts has completely declined, losing his majesty as a general.
These whispers reached Dong Zhuo's ears, and he was so angry that he started to fight.
He wanted to behead all those who spread these words, and then sat down again.
"Where is Fengxian now?"
"Replying to the Lord, he is still in a coma."
After being rescued, Lu Bu was unconscious and a doctor was called in to diagnose him.
Dong Zhuo didn't care at all about his life and death and waved his hands in disgust.
"When he wakes up, tell him and I will take away his title of general."
"From now on, he is a soldier!"
The subordinates felt that this was inappropriate, but they did not dare to disobey Dong Zhuo and nodded in agreement.
Lu Bu slowly opened his eyes and felt pain in his chest.
He struggled to sit up and roared: "Xiang Kunlun, I'm going to kill you!"
Dong Zhuo's subordinates were ordered to report that he had been demoted to a small soldier.
The unruly Lu Bu held a grudge on the spot. He just lost this time, but he dared to treat him like this!
Dong Zhuo and Xiang Kunlun are not good people.
He struggled to stand up, and as soon as he walked outside, he suddenly heard a burst of singing.
Why is someone singing
Listening carefully, the singing seemed to be coming from outside the military camp.
"Oh~Dong Zhuo~your chubby figure~"
"Oh~Dong Zhuo~you are just a fat guy~"
When he heard clearly what the lyrics were about, Lu Bu almost laughed.
He guessed that this must be Xiang Kunlun's trick again.
But well, it was Dong Zhuo who was being scolded, not him. Well done!
As the person involved in the lyrics, Dong Zhuo's eyes darkened when he heard the singing, and he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
"Go and see what they are doing!"
The spies quickly reported back.
It turned out that Xiang Kunlun and the others had won without a fight. They were very happy and were celebrating.
Of course, a simple celebration is not enough. I don’t know who is so talented and composed a song called "Dong Zhuo is a fat man."
The song is said to be very rhyming, with catchy lyrics, and is being sung throughout.
The common people knew it after listening to it once, and they all sang along, scolding Dong Zhuo the whole time.
"This, this is simply too much!"
He also wanted the spies to repeat the lyrics completely.
This could cost the spy his life. He thought silently in his heart, never laugh out loud, never laugh out loud.
With a serious face, smooth words and a hint of resentment in his words, he finally repeated all the lyrics.
This Dong Zhuo is also looking for abuse. He knows that he is scolded in the song but still insists on listening to it all.
After listening to this, my anger increased to a higher level!
"Gather your troops! Tonight, you must take off Xiang Kunlun's head for me!"
Lu Bu rolled his eyes, and his plan came to his mind.
He pretended not to resent Dong Zhuo at all and stepped forward to advise him kindly.
"Lord, the enemy is strong and we are weak. Now is definitely not the time to show off!"
He deliberately used the method of provoking generals, saying that Dong Zhuo's strength was not as good as Xiang Kunlun.
"You look down on me? Let me tell you, I couldn't beat Xiang Kunlun before because I didn't use all my strength!"
"Now let me show you how I made him surrender!"
Lu Bu continued to provoke him: "That Xiang Kunlun is extremely brave, I have to worry about my lord first!"
Dong Zhuo sneered: "Do you think I am a coward like you?"
(End of chapter)