"Uh, what." Facing Nazha's question, Bai Yuchuan squeaked.
He also talked about it for a while, and only then did he talk about it.
But now Nazha asked, because he had a thick old face, but after all he was embarrassed to say it, so as not to abrupt the beautiful woman.
"If you don't say it, you are the thief!" Xitang interrupted in due course.
"Just talk, but it's nothing.
It was the old jade prince who was particularly lustful. He didn't think his wife and concubine tasted enough, so he would not find someone in the goulan.
However, I have always had a good reputation among the brothels. I heard from the woman that the old man Yu looked for. The old man has a heart-protecting hair on his chest and a black line on his belly, hehe. "Bai Yuchuan is really embarrassed to explain.
Then he pierced his eyes with a guilty conscience.
Unexpectedly, he just finished speaking, and then two people asked at the same time: "What is a checkbox?"
This time the question is still Xitang and Nazha.
What Bai Yuchuan said has completely aroused the appetite of the wedding candy.
Xitang has a lively nature and loves to mess around, otherwise he wouldn't have been fighting with Bai Yuchuan.
Seeing what Bai Yuchuan said was interesting, he temporarily forgot the hostile position of the two sides.
Regardless of him or Nazha, if you tell them about the brothel, the two of them can vaguely understand, but they really don't know what the hook is about!
As soon as Xitang and Nazha spoke, Shang Zhen had an urge to cover his face.
You said that you two, let's pretend to be the catch fast when we say it. How can catch fast do not know what the hook bar is
They all came from the northwestern frontier during the Shang Zhen. Not to mention isolation from the world but few people in remote areas, it is normal.
It's like when a city man arrives in a remote country, none of the children there with big noses are looking at people in bright clothes that they have never seen before. Don't hide your words. If you don't have knowledge, you don't have knowledge.
Fortunately, Shang Zhen is an endorser.
The so-called talent knows the world without going out.
After a lot of miscellaneous reading on the back of Shang Zhen's book, he knew what the hook column was.
As for the old people in Yukou Village who have never traveled far in their lives, they may not know what the hook is.
"Uh—" Bai Yuchuan didn't believe that Shang Zhen and the three of them were arresting quickly, but if you asked him to explain to Nazha what a goulan is, he still thinks it is abrupt.
But at this moment, Xitang added another question: "Is Goulan a pigsty?"
Xitang has never heard the word "Goulan" before, so he is just sloppy.
When the one in Nayukou village fattened the pig and wanted to kill it, it was called "slaughter", but he was associated with "slaughter" from "Goulan".
It is true that Xitang has never read a book, but the facts have proved that a person who is ignorant of a big word will never delay the person's rich imagination!
"Oh!" Shang Zhen had the urge to grab the ground with his head.
He hurriedly began to explain: "Goulan, brothel, and brothel are all the same."
He can't let his own wedding candy fool around here, so he won't let the little white-faced joke in front of him die!
"Oh." Xitang nodded, and Shang Zhen explained that before he knew what place Goulan was.
Then, he was a little embarrassed, and then he laughed at himself, "I said, that prince's taste shouldn't be that heavy!"
Bai Yuchuan squinted at Xitang, but there were only two words in that eye—contempt.
"Where is it, you go on to say, even if you have painted a picture of that aunt, how does the prince know that you painted it?" Shang Zhen hurriedly said to Bai Yuchuan.
Shang Zhen undoubtedly saw Bai Yuchuan's contemptuous look at his Xitang, and he really didn't want to hear the two of them quarrel and hurriedly asked.
"I have done such an earth-shattering event, of course I will show my face!" Bai Yuchuan said triumphantly.
"Did you write your name on that?" Shang asked in shock, but what he thought in his heart was, are you short-sighted
"Then how can I write my name on it, and I don't want to lose heart, I just put a seal on it." Bai Yuchuan replied as if he knew what Shang Zhen was thinking, "I am not on my seal. But his name is my number, with a total of three characters "Bai San Bian""
"Huh?" This time Shang Zhen and the three of them asked at the same time, and this time Shang Zhen didn't understand.
This listening is not about reading words. Who knows whether Bai Yuchuan is "Bai Sanbian" or "Bai Sanbian", they really don't understand.
"It's the three changes of Bai Yuchuan," Bai Yuchuan emphasized, "changes of'changes'.
I gave this number to myself. Why is it called Sanbian
This first change is because I know everything about Bai Yuchuan, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and there is no Confucian scholar who talks and laughs, and there is no Bai Ding. He is also a famous and elegant person in the Jingshi Brothel! "
As soon as Bai Yuchuan finished speaking, Shang Zhen was silent, his face covered with fine veil could not see his expression, but Shang Zhen's mouth was pouted again.
And now Bai Yuchuan can only be a good person if he doesn't talk, so he went on to say: "My second change, in fact, I am still a martial arts master!"
As soon as he said this, it caused Shang Zhen and the three of them to be surprised.
If Bai Yuchuan was arrested and quickly arrested, it would be impossible for others to know nothing.
Even in the inn, they saw that this guy could puff white smoke out of his sleeves. When it's over, the white smoke also smothered two catchers.
Of course, if this guy is really a flower picker, he might spray medicine out of that fan.
By the way, this guy is still acupuncture.
But if it really is what he said he is a master of martial arts, Shang Zhen and the others would not believe it.
It's really a martial arts master who let a few small catchers run straight, how could it be possible
The second change remains to be verified, and Shang Zhen they will listen to it for the time being.
"My third change, hehe, it's actually an unchanging change!
I, Bai Yuchuan, boast of being romantic, and I have met countless women from the capital, but I have never touched my body when I have been among the flowers. I am not a flower thief! "
What's all this and what
After Bai Yuchuan’s rhetoric about herself as the "Bai Sanbian", Nazha is still covered by a veil and she doesn’t know what she is thinking, but Xitang almost vomits it out, and Shang Zhen is stunned, this guy. It seems very narcissistic!
From this, Shang Zhen couldn't help but think of an article he had memorized.
That article said that there was a great Confucian in a certain dynasty and a certain generation.
But that person is not very old, of course, it doesn't matter if he is older.
That person is very knowledgeable but innocent, he always feels that a woman is dirty and he doesn't want to touch it.
But then again, men and women eat and drink, and people have great desires. Can you have no idea
Later, he went to the brothel to find a woman who thought he was the most flawless.
It's just that he took the woman home, and was afraid that the woman would get dirty and let the woman take a bath.
The time for the woman to wash a stick of incense, no, he was still worried.
When he spends money, he is really the uncle, so he just let the woman wash for an hour.
But when he had an idea, he wanted to do the gift of Zhou Gong with the woman who was already out of the water like a lotus, but he was not at ease, so he let the woman take a bath again.
The woman washed again, but when he tried to touch the woman again, he was secluded.
So, he let the woman take a bath again.
After tossing and tossing, the delicate skin of the woman is almost rubbing bald skin, and the sky is bright.
Finally, the big scholar sighed and asked someone to send the woman back to the brothel.
And he stopped thinking about it since then.
At this time, Shang Zhen thought, isn't this Bai Yuchuan abnormal and a little weird, right