Three Lifetimes of A Soldier

Chapter 421: Auction (9) Ugly people fight for wives

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Han Wenmu whispered in Shang Zhen's ear: "You can't rush me to save Cuihua. If you want to save her, you can't be rushed!"

"Yes, you can't be anxious, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!" Hutou whispered beside him at this time.

The words of Han Wenmu and Hutou, one large and one small, finally calmed down Xitang.

Yeah, can't be rushed! Anxious will not only make things impossible, but will lead to bad things.

The damn host just said that he wants to sell this stubborn woman to the most sloppy and burying person.

That woman has already made the host hold a grudge. If she is no longer anxious, no matter how much she pays, she may not sell it to her.

So, be calm and not rush!

Xitang started to take a deep breath.

At this time, the auction for that woman had already begun.

"Uncle, I'll give you a dozen, you can sell it to me!" At this moment someone in the crowd shouted.

Don't tell me, the host just said that if you want to sell this woman who dared to spit on him to the most sloppy and most obscure person, someone underneath really believes it.

If the first person who made a bid of ten taels didn't say anything, no one would notice him, but after he made a sound, the people around him really flashed aside after taking a look at him.

Why? This is too sloppy!

If you don’t even say that you are dressed in tatters, you will have cūn (cūn)!

What is it? In the words of later generations, the dirt and epidermal cells that have accumulated on the skin and dead and shed epidermal cells are caused by a person who does not take a bath for a long time.

Generally speaking, a man is not like a woman. It is excusable to say that the dirty spots on the body are buried, but this guy is too buried, and there is a smell in his body!

You know, this is an island, so if you just take a dip in the sea when you're fine, you won't be like this. That person is too lazy to look like this!

At this time, the host on the stage lowered his head and glanced at the sloppy person, reaching out to touch the gong he had placed on the ground.

If he strikes the gong, it will be the final word.

Xitang was in a hurry again. When he was about to yell, he heard someone from the crowd behind him shouting: "Why, can't you add money? I'll add another five taels!"

Huh? This time Xitang is not in a hurry, there is actually a price increase!

If there is one, there will be a second, so don't wait for a while.

At this time everyone looked at the second bidder.

At this moment, the second bidder had just raised his head from the ground after he finished shouting.

To say that this person looks really awkward!

I won’t mention the small eyes and the crooked mouth, but the one I originally wore was still neat, but when he raised his head again, it was different!

I saw that his head and body were already covered with sand.

When he just squatted down, he deliberately grabbed two sands and raised them on his head!

This person can understand that he has been a bachelor for a long time, so why can't he marry a daughter-in-law? Isn't it because I'm so stubborn that no one has promised a woman to himself!

It stands to reason that today's auction woman did not have the share of a long, ugly and poor person like him.

But who doesn't want to marry a daughter-in-law, can't you watch the excitement if you can't marry a daughter-in-law

It's always okay to look at those big girls who have had eye addiction, so he just came.

He also saw the scene on the wooden table earlier.

The sloppy person just yelled, he suddenly discovered, alas, this is a good opportunity to end his bachelor life!

The woman was lame, but it is estimated that she was not born lame, so maybe it can be cured.

But what if it can't be cured

Seeing that the woman is lame on her right leg, but she is a little lame on her left leg. Both of them are a little lame. Isn't it a perfect match

Isn't this a good opportunity for God to take care of himself and let him end his bachelor career!

What is sloppy

I raised my head so that I was sloppy with the sand. How could the good thing that fell from the sky make that guy pick it up in vain

I want to marry a wife! I want to bloom too! I want results too! Then I have to increase the price!

So he added another five taels to the ten taels.

"What are you stealing from me?" the scruffy man scolded.

"I have five taels of silver more than you. Why can't I grab it? Isn't this the rule here?" The one who raised the fare also shouted.

Who would have thought that there were only the last two women left in this auction but there was such a farce, and there was a burst of laughter among the crowd.

"Fuck!" In that laughter, Xitang cursed fiercely.

In Xitang, why are these people so heartless? If they sell their own wives, children and sisters, can they still look like they are buying livestock

He cast his gaze again on the face of the woman standing on the stage.

There was grief, helplessness and stubbornness inherent in that woman's face, but there was a void of no business in her eyes.

Seeing the woman's appearance, Xitang felt her heart twitched violently.

At this time, Xitang felt that if he spent all the gold and silver he got, he must rescue this woman!

"Hahaha", at this time the host of the wooden platform had already laughed.

He saw the people below fight for the woman next to him, and for a moment he forgot the shame he had caused by being sipped by this woman before, and he was also happy.

And just as he was happy, someone from the bottom yelled: "I have a hundred taels, I want this woman!"

This person called everyone and looked at it again.

This person wears a lot more neatly. If you don't say that he is a rich person, he is better than the previous two, at least he is a normal person.

This person shouted out the third price, and the people around had to discuss it again.

But this person obviously also understands what the people around him are going to say, so he already shouted: "What? I am not sloppy! But the shopkeeper in front of you would hate money to bite your hand?"

Ok? Regardless of what everyone thinks, this sentence directly calmed down the host.

Yes, no matter how much money I have, it won't be too much money to bite my hand!

The person below who shouted a hundred taels directly reminded him.

What is the strength between me and a little girl? I’m the one who earns money!

So he shouted again, but the people below were talking about it because of the appearance of the third person. Who could hear his voice

The host hurriedly picked up the gong placed at his feet, and knocked it "dung, dung, dung" again.

The scene finally became quiet again.

At this time, the host shouted: "Are there any bidders? The uncle below has paid a hundred taels, and is there anyone who adds money?"

When he shouted, the crowd below naturally made another "coax".

There is no doubt that the host has changed the rules, and they no longer get angry with the woman who sipped him, and they start to ask for money again!

In this way, the dreams of those poor who want to spend a few minutes to get a spoiled daughter-in-law are shattered like blisters in the sea.

Regardless of how the two previous bidders scolded the host in the crowd's noise, it didn't count, but the wedding candy standing under the wooden stage had already breathed out.

Call-

It's finally back to normal. As long as it's the waist pole of the auction-squeezing candy, it's very stiff!