"The chill is mournful, and it's late to Changting, and the showers are beginning to rest.
There is no clue in the account of the capital, but at the place of nostalgia, Lan Zhou urges it. Holding his hand and looking at his tears, he swallowed silently.
I want to go to Yanbo for a thousand miles, the dusk is deep and the sky is wide.
Passionateness has hurt parting since ancient times, and it is even more so cold and cold.
Where to wake up tonight? The willow bank and the wind and the waning moon.
After the past years, it should be a good day for nothing. Even if there are thousands of styles, let's talk to anyone! "
This poem is the representative work of Song Dynasty poet Liu Sanbian.
No one who regards himself as a literati does not know Liu Sanbian's "Yulin Ling".
As the so-called lyricist does not know Liu Sanchang, reading poetry and books is in vain.
There was a time when Shang Zhen called Bai Yuchuan's complaint. Liu Sanbian was really talented. What kind of talent is Bai Yuchuan? Are you firewood for firewood!
What is so good about Liu Sanbian's "Yulin Ling"? Those who have no life experience can't realize it.
And after waiting for the young boy to have the emotions between the male and female, for some reason, he could only parte but couldn't stand by each other, then he knew what it means to "hold the hand and look at the tears in the eyes, and choke silently"!
And now I just mentioned this and that, but what I'm going to use here is another famous phrase in this poem called "Where to wake up tonight".
Now there are so few people who were so drunk last night, and now they don’t know where they were sober!
These few people are exactly the six who drank together last night.
These six people, Shang Zhen and Xitang, were in the same group, and Ma Biao and the three captains under him were naturally in the same group.
When Ma Biao felt thirsty and intolerable, he finally opened his eyes.
What he saw at first glance was sunshine, brilliant sunshine.
The sunlight was shining in from outside the window and shining on yourself. It was really warm!
It's just that he felt something was wrong at the second glance.
What's wrong? He suddenly found himself lying on the ground!
Aima, how much did you drink with Shang Zhen last night? I don't seem to remember it!
Ma Biao felt the discomfort in his head, but in the words of later generations, it was called "drinking"!
It is understandable to say that after drinking and falling asleep on the ground, he has done this kind of thing before.
But it's really wrong!
At this time, Ma Biao realized that he was naked!
What is naked? When a person has clothes on his body, it is called wearing. If a person is not wearing clothes, then he is called naked.
And now Ma Biao realized that he was really naked, let alone an inch, there was even a piece of cloth wiring on his body!
No way? Did you drink it like this aunt last night? Did that strip yourself out
This person would naturally blink around when he was strange.
And Ma Biao didn't need to blink his eyes when he turned over, but he saw that he was in the room where he was lying, alas, the ground was covered with white flowers!
The people on this ground are all naked!
Am I wrong? That would be considered as if I drank too much and took the clothes off because of the heat, but then everyone can't take off the clothes!
Ma Biao stretched out his hand in disbelief and rubbed his eyes. He stared at it again. It was not a silly drop. The people lying on the ground were all the same white flowers as him!
What's the matter with this special? Could it be that after drinking too much last night, Shang Zhen actually sent himself into the bathhouse
But it's not right! How could there be a bathhouse on Shuangyu Island
Just imagine, this is the beach. If you want to take a bath, just go to the beach and soak. What kind of bathhouse is needed? !
When Ma Biao realized that something was wrong, he heard someone "ouch", and a person opposite him also sat up.
As soon as the man sat up, he was in a hangover awake posture just like him.
As soon as the man's sleepy eyes opened, he met Ma Biao's gaze.
As soon as the eyes of the two people met, the two people yelled almost at the same time and jumped up, and then pointed their fingers at each other and yelled.
Ma Biao called "Lu Zhenyue", and that person was called "adult".
It turned out that the man was one of the three school lieutenants who Ma Biao brought to drink with Shang Zhenxitang yesterday.
"Why did you become bald?" Ma Biao pointed at Lu Zhenyue and shouted in astonishment.
"Me? Bald?" Na Lu Zhenyue saw Ma Biao point his head and touched him subconsciously.
But then his forearm bent back and stretched forward and pointed at Ma Biao, "My lord, you are also bald now!"
Ok? I'm bald too? Ma Biao was taken aback and touched his head.
Oh, shit! It’s not a drop, as soon as his hand touches the place, it is exactly the touch brought by the stubble of the hair!
"It's so special! Something happened! Something big!" Ma Biao immediately jumped up and shouted.
And when he called so, his other two subordinates also woke up and got up.
As for the appearance of the two people, do you need to ask
But it is also not an inch strand on the body, the hair on the head has also been shaved so that it is like a gourd that has grown into a gourd!
"Several adults, what's the matter, oh! Who took my clothes off!" Then there was another voice, but Xitang also got up listening to the movement.
To say that Xitang and Ma Biao at this time are generally the same, his body and clothes are also missing.
However, Xitang and Ma Biao are stronger in one point.
That is, Xitang’s hair is longer than Ma Biao’s, because Xitang’s hair was shaved more than a month ago and now it has grown a bit.
Xitang Shangzhen has short hair, and Ma Biao still knows about it.
Yesterday it was Shang Zhenxitang drinking with Ma Biao and the others.
No one can wear a hat when drinking.
So Xitang explained to Ma Biao yesterday that he was chased by Japanese pirates, so he could not change his head to a Japanese pirate first.
However, in order to avoid being caught by the officers and soldiers by mistake, he was not allowed to change to the head of a monk again. At this point, it was the same as Shang Zhen.
"I really want to ask you who stripped my clothes!" Ma Biao was angry when he saw Xitang and asked who stripped his clothes.
Yes, that makes sense when Ma Biao goes crazy.
He brought his three subordinates to you and Shang Zhen for a drink. They drank too much and did not go back. When they woke up in the morning, their hair was shaved and their clothes were stripped. Then he should ask Shang Zhen and Xitang. !
By the way, what about Shang Zhen
Ma Biao suddenly thought of this question.
"Shang Zhen! Shang Zhen!" Ma Biao shouted.
"Where is there!" Lu Zhenyue pointed at the corner of the room and shouted.
Everyone naturally looked over.
At this moment, they saw a chair placed behind their backs in the corner, but there were two big feet on the back of the chair.
Ma Biaoxi Tang and the others rushed over to look at it, and they saw Shang Zhen lying there sleeping.
I don't know how Shang Zhen slept, but he came to a top-heavy way of sleeping.
His head is nestled in the corner of the wall and his shoulders are against the ground, and his buttocks are put on the chair surface a little, don't those two legs put on the back of the chair
Of course, if you want to say that they are the same as Ma Biao, it is that Shang Zhen was also stripped away by others.
And Shang Zhen's sleeping posture is indecent enough to describe it. His difficult sleeping posture is also the most sexy in that man's sleeping posture. It is really ** Bi Xian!
"Bench, wake up, wake up! Something big!" Xitang quickly stepped forward and picked up Shang Zhen's legs on the back of the chair, and Ma Biao next to him kicked the chair aside.
Xitang hurriedly put Shang Zhen on the ground, and then went to shake Shang Zhen's head.
After such a toss, Shang Zhen woke up.
But at the same time, Shang Zhen's sleepy eyes were still chanting poems, and what he chanted was "Where to wake up from wine tonight, Yangliu, Xiaofeng, lingering moon"!
"Oh, my young master, don't chant poems." Xitang said anxiously, "Something has happened!"
"Something has happened, what has happened?" Shang Zhen came to his senses, and then he naturally looked around at the few chick-striped men around him, but he said again: "Huh? Me? Are you dreaming? Why did you enter the bathhouse!"