Three Lifetimes of A Soldier

Chapter 513: Early bird gets the worm

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It's just that they didn't talk all the way back from Shang Zhen, but when they arrived at the camp, they went home, after all, they still had to talk.

Therefore, when Shang Zhen and their carriage appeared on the edge of the woods at the campsite, someone spoke in a tree: "Ah, you are back!"

When everyone heard the words and looked up, they saw Han Wenmu leaning out in the shade of a big pine tree above.

When Shang Zhen they went out to do things, they always had to keep someone to look after the house.

But how could Shang Zhen and the others count on Lu Hongzhao, Qin Shuang and Cuihua to take care of the house

As for the three women who have used steel knives to kill, if it was a daughter of a daughter, Lu Hongzhao probably hadn't even moved a kitchen knife.

So Han Wenmu and Nazha were left to visit the house and protect the three weak women.

"Where is my wife?" Since Han Wenmu asked, Bai Yuchuan naturally answered the question.

And Han Wenmu had already climbed down from that tree, and he was naturally a sentry on it.

Han Wenmu is serious about everything.

Then don't shake their front feet. If there are Japanese pirates on the back feet or other people waiting to touch here, they can look far and cool when hidden in a tree, you see how beautiful it is!

It's just that Han Wenmu climbs down and you climb. He listened to Bai Yuchuan's question, but his answer was interesting.

He babbled and crawled down and said, "Your wife saw you come back, so she went to help Hutou wife and Yuedan daughter-in-law to make firewood."

You see how insightful Han Wenmu is, he directly replaced the names of those three women with XX's daughter-in-law!

That's it for Bai Yuchuan, he doesn't call him a wife a day or two anymore.

Huang Yuedan is okay, Huang Yuedan and Cuihua are the baby kisses that were booked when they were young.

These two people are better than husband and wife if they are not husband and wife. In the process of rescuing Cuihua, they are also living and dying together!

Oh, having said that, I have to mention that, can such a thing be done by ordinary men

What if you, Qin Shuang, look beautiful? That "husband and wife were the same things in the forest bird disaster" is gone!

Because of this, it is reasonable for Bai Yuchuan and Huang Yuedan to call their respective daughters-in-law to Han Wenmu.

But the tiger head is already happy!

He was the first time he heard others call Qin Shuang his wife.

Oh, look at him, the big nasal bubble is about to come out!

Don't think that Hutou is only a half-size boy, but it can't hold back what people know.

Others know the things about men and women that should be known.

It’s a bit far to say it, but it’s because they have a widow in the village.

When the tiger's head was just over a decade old, the woman wasn't a widow, but once the woman's man stumbled and fell to death when he went up the mountain and became a widow.

But this is not the crux of the problem. The crux of the problem is that the widow’s house and Hutou’s family are neighbors, and Hutou’s family did not live in the current house at that time.

One day Hutou fell asleep during the day and didn't sleep at night. He listened to a man singing a folk song outside the window.

What kind of folk song are you singing? Hutou actually understood it!

The content is really straightforward, so straightforward that a normal person can hear it blushing!

Someone said at this time, you can't say it, if you say it, the language is vulgar and indecent, but the book needs to be sealed!

So let's make an analogy. For example, a folk song in northern Shaanxi that was popular at some time in later generations, based on blue flowers, was also on the 315 party of a certain TV station!

The lyrics are like this aunt's "Dreaming that my brother kissed my mouth, hug a pillow and treat me like you, kiss an egg!"

Oops, it's just that you taste the lyrics, you taste it carefully, if you don't understand it, that's weird!

To be honest, Hutou thought at the time, Oh, this lyrics is terrible! I thought the man sang strangely.

But just when he was listening attentively, his father, who was already awakened by the singing, took a stick and rushed out of the house and shouted in the yard.

To say that Hutou's family can be regarded as Zhejiangese, but they can speak Henan dialect.

But if his father's words were translated into Mandarin for later generations, it would mean this: "Howl your mother! Then howl I will beat you down from that tree!"

But the man on the tree can also deal with it, and a man shouts: "Oh, brother, you are a full man, but you don't know the hungry man is hungry!"

Learning, that is really learning!

Don't say that learning is only in books, so-called insights in everything are learning.

Tiger head learned that night. It turned out that it was a wild man elsewhere in the mountain. Seeing this woman became a widow, he came to beg for joy!

At this time, someone said again, saying that your writing is still vulgar and indecent.

Uh-well, you can assume that the man sang a wild version of "Feng Qiuhuang".

Listen, "Feng Qiuhuang", I think that back then, a jade-faced scholar named Sima Xiangru played a tune for a talented girl named Zhuo Wenjun. You see how elegant it is, even though the essence is the same.

Okay, the man was chased away by Tiger Head, his father naturally came back to sleep with a grunt.

But people have been tossed in spirit, so how can you fall asleep when you fall asleep? People are not pigs.

If the tiger's head is small, then the person is big.

He knew that if he didn't pretend to be asleep, his father would have to train him so he just lay down and said nothing.

Then he listened to his father and his mother chattering, and in the process, he again got some information about the widow, such as the poor in this mountain, wanting to marry a wife is really hard, and so on!

But just when his father and his mother were so sleepy that they were going to sleep, outside the window rang out the wild man singing the wild version of "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix", the rough and charming song!

In this way, his father can only go out again.

At the end of the day, the man did not come again, but the rooster began to crow!

Hutou's family didn't need him to do any work. He would naturally go to sleep during the day, and would naturally have no sleep at night.

But in the night of the second day, the wild man came again.

And it wasn't just the next day, but people came to pick it up every day and night.

And every night, I sang the wild version of "Feng Qiuhuang".

But if that's the case, that's fine, but the wild man sang like that, and soon the whole Chuang Tzu knew about it.

The bachelor is not only found in other places, but also in Hutou's own village.

So the few bachelors in the village stopped doing it, but they came to chase the wild man with a stick or something.

But that savage man is extremely sturdy, but he has a chopper in his hand, which means that whoever doesn't let me sing "Feng Qiuhuang" I will fight him!

It is said that the tiger is afraid of being stunned, and that the stunned person is afraid of death. That absolutely makes sense.

The few bachelors in the village can't leave that wild man, come on, if you want to sing, let's sing together!

So on one night, outside of Hutou's house, they sang the "Feng Qiu Huang" in the countryside!

This time Hutou's father couldn't help it, he couldn't control it. At that time, Hutou was only ten years old, and his father was also a man of slight remarks.

In the end, Tiger Head found the old man in the village, and finally the old man asked the widow's advice before finally remarrying the widow.

And the person to marry turned out to be the one who sang "Feng Qiu Huang" at her door the first time!

So, it is absolutely correct that the Han people have a long history of culture.

What is meant by "the child who will be called has milk to eat"? What is meant by "the early bird catches the worm"

It is the same reason that a man who can sing folk songs has a wife to marry. If so, everything is the same.

That's why people grabbed the tiger's head early. Don't look at people a few years younger than Qin Shuang, but they won Qin Shuang's heart.

That's why the ancients called Tong Yang's daughter-in-law, and today they are called sister-in-law love.