On the third day, a beautiful woman knocked on my door with an equally beautiful child.
I took one look, then a second look, and still couldn't recognize who she was.
But this does not prevent me from making a wise guess, that should be the younger sister "Xiaoyi" mentioned by my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
The black cat said: "Women and children seem to be powerless, and they are the most suitable for softening one's heart."
I brazenly cupped my face: "I'm a woman too."
"..." said the black cat, "as long as you are happy."
"No," I said, putting my hand down, "I'm actually starting to get bored."
The black cat said: "Ordinary normal people should start to be tortured by conscience at this time."
I touched my chest, but my conscience didn't respond.
"It's okay," I said calmly and somewhat smugly, "I'm not a normal person now."
The black cat pondered for a moment, and agreed: "That's right. Then are you going to answer the door?"
"No," I said with a villainous smile, "I have a really fun idea."
When Elijah went to answer the door, Xiao Yi had obviously heard the name from her brother.
She bowed her knees and bowed her eyes to say hello to the little artificial mentally handicapped: "Elijah, hello, I'm Xiaoyi."
Elijah wobbled and meowed at her, the scene was particularly retarded.
Xiaoyi patted the head of the little mentally handicapped again, and then straightened up and looked at me, her smile gradually subsided: "Sister, long time no see."
I lazily responded, and glanced at her feet still standing outside the threshold.
I just set up a power field inside the house.
This is one of my abilities. I can select a range to formulate rules. Everyone in the range must abide by the rules I set. It is a very buggy skill.
But at the moment the bug skill is being used by me for fun.
There are two new rules in the hermitage hut that I set up on a whim.
1. The words spoken must be consistent with the true thoughts in the heart,
2. Otherwise, your inner thoughts will be blurted out when you hear the three words "really?"
Because the ability field is set as a hermit hut, it can only take effect when entering the house, and it does not count outside the threshold.
"I..." Xiaoyi bit her lip, and asked eagerly, "Can I... come in?"
It suddenly dawned on me that yesterday my sarcastic remarks about banning my ex-boyfriend from entering my house seemed to have spread.
"Why not? You have never heard my opinion before." I blurted out.
Oh, because the power field rules apply to me most of the time too.
Xiaoyi pursed her lips, thanked her in a low voice, and led the well-behaved child into the door.
The kid seemed to be staring at me very curiously.
Xiaoyi said embarrassedly: "I told him a lot about you... I can't let him misunderstand you like everyone else."
I also looked at the child curiously: "What have you heard about me?"
The child blinked, not afraid of life at all: "My mother said, you are a hero who has saved the world many times, good man, as long as you are here, the world will always be safe."
I glanced at Xiaoyi, she looked at her child with a smile, as if she was satisfied with the answer.
So I lowered my head and asked the child again: "Really?"
"Of course it's false," the child said without blinking. "Mom said that you are a person with strong abilities but no brains. Only when you are ordered can you show your value."
Halfway through the child's words, his mother's face changed drastically and she wanted to cover his mouth, but I easily stopped him with my ability.
When the child finished speaking like pouring beans, his own face turned pale.
"It's not like this!" Xiaoyi shouted hastily, tears welling up in her eyes, "You have saved me, my family, and my motherland so many times, how could I say that about you? In my heart, you are the only sister-in-law I recognize !"
"Really?" When I asked, I found that the black cat lying on the table closed its eyes unbearably.
"As long as I marry you, the family can immediately take advantage of the opportunity to become the unstoppable number one family!" Xiaoyi's eyes widened, the bottom of which was almost shining, "In this way, after you die in battle, all the glory of saving the universe, It's all going to fall on everyone in our family—"
She spoke for a long time before biting the words, her whole body trembling because of trying to resist my ability, bright red blood slowly flowed from her ears, and slid down her neck.
Urgent statement, this is really not my intentional bullying.
It's really, really hard for a level 99 player not to hurt a level 10 trumpet in battle. It's also hard for me to do it even if the level A is fatally wounded and still penetrates. >
> "Thank you, you have answered a little doubt for me." I sat calmly under Xiaoyi's terrified gaze, and said unconcernedly, "Although I guessed a little bit, but it's just... how to say, I'm a little curious about myself Is the guess accurate? Just like watching suspense works, you want to know whether the murderer and modus operandi of your reasoning are right, you understand what I mean?"
Although Xiaoyi's strength is not very good, she seems to have a good mind, because she immediately realized the rules of my ability field, and squeezed out the question word by word: "Really, is it?"
I laughed out loud.
The child looked so frightened that he wanted to cry. He was not as cute as before, but he was too tense to really cry.
Smart decision, if he dares to pierce my ears, I will drive him out of the hut immediately.
Laughed until tears came out.
I wiped my tears and shook my head: "What kind of persona are you setting up for me now? With a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, first find the place in the mouth, and then go back and continue to be a bull and a horse to be taken advantage of?"
Xiaoyi stared at me with eyes that were red as if seeping blood.
"The answer is, of course it is true." I shrugged my shoulders and spread my hands like a rascal, and said viciously, "I even think ten days is too long, I really hope it comes immediately, so that you can disappear immediately with regret and fear, Don't disgust my eyes any more."
But it is not impossible to wait patiently for the days to pass. Waiting for death is the most fearful thing for people who are afraid of death. I love to read ungrateful jokes.
Xiaoyi's emotions finally broke down, and she screamed: "You have such an ability, doesn't it mean that you should use it for the benefit of everyone? What are you worrying about? You have been hurt, but now you still have it. Don't you live well? When the fifth wave comes, billions of people will die because of you, do you understand?!"
I think this question is very complicated, and I have to break it down and end the fun for today.
Because I seem to smell the burnt smell in the kitchen again, obviously I didn't arrange any tasks for the little mentally retarded?
"First," I put on the airs of a teacher and said, "If a natural disaster strikes and all races will be destroyed, it's not my fault, it's the world consciousness that thinks you should be destroyed."
Xiaoyi showed a sneering smile, but what I said was the truth.
The black cat flicks the tip of its tail innocently.
"Secondly, I didn't hold a grudge. Your brother actually made some sense. I could have refused to sacrifice a long time ago. No one can do anything to me." Because in the final analysis, they can only restrain, sway, and waver mentally. ,hurt me. "Don't you all know in your heart? I'm the only reason why all of you didn't die eight years ago, six years ago, five years ago, three years ago."
Damn, I have extended the lives of all races in the universe four times! If this is a game, I am the operator and they are the players, how good my financial report is!
Yet look at all my current possessions: a hermitage and an artificial retard.
Damn, it's so unfair!
I raised my third finger: "Finally, whoever told you that I'm still alive means I haven't died?"
This sentence sounds quite nonsensical and unreasonable, and Xiao Yi is also at a loss.
But that's okay, I thoughtfully prepared a little immersive experience for her.
I snapped my fingers smartly.
The black cat pricked up its ears.
Xiaoyi's eyes widened suddenly, the expression on his face was distorted instantly, his complexion was ashen and pale, and he fell down like a dead person.
I threw the mother and son to the imperial camp, and returned yesterday's lunch box by the way—accurately hitting the ex-boyfriend on the back of the head.
When I closed the door, the black cat said, "What did you show her?"
"My memories of life and death." I said as a matter of course.
Everyone thought I was the Chosen One who could pass the level with one life, how could that be possible.
Just like playing games, the following levels will always become more and more difficult. I am more fortunate that I can resurrect after death and continue to fight again.
A very useful skill, but a bit useless... To be precise, useless to me.
After all, three years ago, I died a full thirteen times before saving the world.
To be honest, up until the moment of deportation, I thought those deaths were worth it.
The black cat's tail wagging leisurely from side to side seemed to have stopped in the air: "...it might be dead."
I am very confident: "No, I will not kill people." This is the basic moral view left to me by another world that is somewhat distant, and it is difficult to get rid of.
If it weren't for the memories I had from the past, I might have chosen to drive Wushuang on the spot and kill a sea of blood three years ago.
"Okay, but did you forget something?" the black cat asked.
"..." I slowly turned my head to look at the kitchen where black smoke was coming out, and asked quietly, "That Xiaoyi, did you bring any food today?"