In the end, I grabbed the orange cat by its beard and tail and forced it to turn me back into a black cat.
"Is it an illusion?" I held up the black cat and looked at it. "You seem to be a little fatter when you turn into an orange cat... The unspoken rules of the world? Speaking of which, do you transform into a little male cat or a little female cat?"
Black Cat: "..."
Black Cat: "Put me down."
Me: "Ah, yes, yes, there is still business to do."
I put down the cat, turned around and pulled the emperor in through the door, and gave it a hard time.
The black cat watched the whole process from the side, until the emperor sat in front of my computer and began typing on the keyboard with a frantic face before speaking: "This reminds me of the 996 and 007 you mentioned."
"Fortunately, our unscrupulous bosses don't have psychic powers," I sincerely said, "They can only draw big cakes and PUA."
The emperor couldn't hear what we were saying. Like a writer who was suddenly inspired, he output the code at a hand speed that almost left an afterimage in the air, completely unaware of the fate he would face in the future.
What kind of story will develop between a world citizen with dark emotions and an emperor who betrayed his own people
Even the assistant screenwriter and myself were deeply curious.
By the way, the screenwriter is Black Cat.
It really had to come up with the idea of exposure, how do you say that
"You all have black hearts in playing tactics," I said.
The black cat was monitoring the emperor's progress by the screen. Hearing this, he looked back at me and said, "I don't play tactics."
"You've been forcing me in my mind for five years. You're a cunning and cunning man." I used idioms indiscriminately. "Isn't this called a tactic?"
"That's not because..." The black cat paused for a moment, and the confused expression appeared on his face again, "...In short, you are different."
I raised my eyebrows: "Of course, I'm a bug."
The black cat flicked its tail and turned to look at the screen again.
In order to type the program code for me, the emperor didn’t even drink his saliva from dark to dawn. I began to wonder if he would get uremia from holding it in for too long.
Oh wait, he's going to die in dozens of hours, that's fine.
When the emperor who had completed the task fell headlong next to the keyboard, my first reaction was to pull the keyboard away to prevent him from smashing something and clearing it with one key.
After making sure that nothing was broken, I thought about checking the emperor: "Is he dead?"
"Not dead." The black cat fiddled with the emperor's head twice with its front paws as if playing with a ball. "It was so tired that it fell asleep."
I fell into thinking: "If I throw him back to the imperial camp like this, will there be some rumors that the color is wrong?"
"What rumor?" the black cat asked.
"… nothing."
Look, this black cat only changes color on the surface, but its heart is as pure as a piece of snow.
The black cat moved the emperor out of the door, and when he moved to the door, he suddenly stopped and looked at me: "..."
"What's wrong?" I don't know why.
The black cat's silence was unprecedentedly long this time.
I estimated that it might have been ten seconds before it said: "They shouldn't have time to think about these things."
Me: "? What's the matter?"
Black Cat: "Things with color."
"Oh," I said it didn't matter, "it's okay to pass it on, I'm fine. Don't you also like to say that he is my ex-boyfriend?"
The black cat stared at me without saying a word, making my hair stand on end: "Just say it, okay?"
"It's okay." The black cat turned around and dragged the young emperor away.
The unconscious emperor knocked his forehead on my threshold and made a "boom".
It sounded like a pain.
…
On the ninth day, I got up and checked the operation of Elijah's program first.
After all, my computer is a bit broken, and it will take at least a day to load and activate Elijah's main body of the program.
After the inspection, I ate breakfast and went to the window to enjoy the scenery.
As a result, there was no scenery outside the window, only a crowd of kneeling people, most of whom were identified as "one of the culprits" and then forcibly turned to my door.
The first ones are the two emperors of the empire and the president of the Federation. The three of them are neat and shirtless.
The president's eyes were black and blue from being beaten, and the new emperor had a terrible swelling on his forehead. The former emperor knelt for the longest time, and he felt that he had already let out more breath than he had taken in.
"You didn't show up after the former emperor pleaded guilty," the black cat said next to me, "so they think it's because there aren't enough people apologizing."
"How many people are there?" I asked casually, and saw that the black cat was concentrating on it as if it was planning to continue to broadcast accurately, so I immediately added, "Round up."
Black Cat: "..."
Black Cat: "Six thousand."
You said that three years ago, so many people gathered to protest for me.
I was a little funny, when I was about to close the curtains, I suddenly saw a group of people driving another group of people.
The group in the back is the middle-aged men, and the group in the front is the old and young women and children.
I frowned when I saw it.
Dude, moral kidnapping has reached a new level.
Before the group of people who were rushed were forced to kneel down and howl, I first sent them all to other planets with a big teleportation method, so as not to look bad.
After watching the farce for eight or nine days, I was like a viewer who was very excited and looking forward to the new spring drama. After going through the psychological process that it’s so good—it’s okay—it’s not over yet, I’m already thinking about fattening up and waiting for it to finish.
"Tomorrow is the tenth day," I asked, "and when will the world begin to end tomorrow?"
"The tenth day is the tenth day," the black cat replied calmly, "Of course it starts from zero."
I thought about it. "Hopefully Elijah wakes up before that."
"Your hut will be fine." The black cat said, "This is your spatial ability, you can put it away first."
"But I don't want to wake up in the new world alone." I was surprised that it didn't understand... Oh, it's normal to not understand, after all, it is world consciousness.
He once said that after the world is cut and rebuilt, it will be a brand new start from scratch.
In other words, give the world a doomsday first, and then the world will naturally repair itself and establish a new order from it.
If I die I will still die.
It's just that when I crawl out of the ruins after resurrecting, I'm likely to face a world without intelligent races, and no one can talk to me.
"After all, your consciousness will also be cleared, right?"
“…I will remember the basic principles of being world-conscious.”
I recalled what the black cat said to me: "I remember that the rules of your world generally prohibit you from communicating with creations."
"Normally not."
"That's right." I went back to the computer sadly, and began to think about how to make the program run faster.
Elijah is connected to the computer, so now I have to make my own coffee.
After looking at the computer for a while, I remembered that there was one very important thing I didn't ask: "Will the world after destruction and rebirth be better than it is now?"
If He dared to say no, my blood pressure would rise.
Fortunately, He answered quickly: "Yes."
"You should pay attention to the world," I breathed a sigh of relief, "Such a rotten world is simply mental pollution for the traversers, okay?"
If it weren't for me growing up under the red flag and being baptized by Ma Zhe Deng on Mao's concept... it would be far away.
Because the hut is equipped with a sound barrier, I spent the day quietly.
Until night fell, the protective cover suddenly lit up a reminder of being attacked.
I opened the curtains and took a look. Good guy, high-risk weapons are flying all over the sky. I can see that there are not only empires, but also federal ones.
Not only are they blowing up me, but they are also blowing up each other. They all look like crazy dogs who don't recognize their relatives, as if they are silently shouting "If I can't live, you all have to die!".
The ground not far from my hut was filled with vicious red curses. It seemed that they wanted to write on my windows and walls, but this hut is strictly speaking in another space, so of course they couldn’t write it, so they just The next best thing was written on the nearest ground.
I looked at it casually, and most of them cursed me to die a bad death, go to hell, and be haunted by their evil spirits for a lifetime.
It must be said that feudal superstition is not advisable.
I calmly passed the last few hours with high-tech fireworks.
As I drank the last sip of my cold coffee, the black cat disappeared from my face.
The display screen outside the door just shows the countdown [00:00:00].
The whole world was suddenly plunged into a seemingly endless nothingness.
Nothingness is not darkness, there is a difference between the two.
Just like the vision of the blind is not black as most people imagine, but "non-existent".
Try closing one eye.
What the closed eye sees is non-existence.
The moment the world was completely annihilated, I was completely swallowed by this nothingness.
…
When I opened my eyes again, what I was most worried about was whether I would be naked like those who pleaded guilty.
Fortunately, my clothes are still there, and so are my abilities.
Surrounded by a... How should I put it, virgin forest
I seem to have seen dinosaur-like creatures in the same place?
Isn't the initial difficulty of this world too high? ?
I found an open space to release the hermitage hut first. Looking at the home appliances that are not too high-tech but at least can be called "modern", I let out a long sigh of relief.
I just took a step into the door, and a gentle female voice rang out: "I have slightly upgraded and integrated the smart devices in your home, I hope you don't mind."
"Elijah!" I was happy again, "Is there a problem with the core data?"
"It runs smoothly. While waiting for you to wake up, I have checked myself three times, and there is no problem." Elijah said briskly, "I even scanned the surrounding map."
"Great!" I finished my compliment without sincerity, and immediately asked, "Is there anything to eat nearby?"
Elijah's voice was not surprising: "I will guide you immediately."
Three minutes later.
Me: "...do you eat dinosaurs?"
Elijah said gently: "You can, go ahead."
I... I couldn't get over the psychological hurdle, and when I was about to look around for other fruits and vegetables, a dark mass ran towards me.
I looked down and saw that it was a little black cat that was bigger than a fist. Its tail hadn't grown well yet, and it was straight and not very good at wagging.
"..." I asked tentatively in horror, "world consciousness?"
"Meow?" The little coal ball tilted its head, it looked like a cat, and it didn't look like the one who wanted to be cute.
I breathed a sigh of relief, bent down to hug the cat, and found a red, round thing hidden under its stomach.
Take a closer look, it's a tomato! !
I screamed, "Elijah, it's a tomato!!!"
Hot knowledge, there were no delicious crops in this world before, and most of them were extinct.
I haven't seen a tomato in over ten years T^T
Elijah said calmly: "A new species has been recorded."
My fighting spirit was high: "Go and steal a dinosaur egg now, and you can make tomato scrambled eggs!"
Elijah: "Navigation is on."
I took two steps with the tomato in one hand and the cat in the other, and suddenly noticed something was wrong, so I looked down at the small briquettes in my hand.
"Meow?" Maomao was innocent.
"Stop pretending, it's you! How could a normal cat think of bringing me a tomato!"
"Meow~"
The author has something to say: Celebrate the end of the world, applaud.
I thought about whether to write another episode, anyway, it is the life of the heroine after the world is rebuilt.
Hostess: I won't be the savior this time, I'm so tired, I want to be a secluded savior.
If you don't write it, it will be marked as finished.