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April 19th, Saturday, at Feng Bujue's home.
Three good friends, Xiao Tan, Mr. Bao and Brother Jue, were sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room, looking at the TV screen in front of them. The tea table in front of them was full of takeaways, and these materials were obviously made up of Brother Jue's manuscript fee and the remuneration for participating in TV programs.
Feng Bujue has remotely synced a video file from the hard disk of the computer to the TV, and he can directly click to watch it. And the content of this file is the "I am a writer" that he recorded a week ago.
"This episode will be aired next Friday. This...is a one-hour preliminary edited version. When it is officially broadcast, the content should be shortened to forty-five minutes." Feng Bujue raised the remote control, and before pressing the button, Said: "Are you sure you want to watch this..."
"Stop talking nonsense." Master Bao said, "Hurry up, my wife is waiting for me to come home for dinner."
Xiao Tan was eager to try it out: "Quickly rewind, fast forward, it's the first time I've seen an acquaintance participate in a variety show on TV!"
"Hey... alright." Feng Bujue pressed the play button.
Various grotesque and blurred pictures began to appear on the TV screen like the midnight bell.
However, this phenomenon only appeared for a second or two and then stopped. It is probably a problem with the file. After all, this is not an official tape to be broadcast by the TV station, so some flaws in the editing are normal.
The picture came out, and the camera zoomed in from a high place, and pushed from the panorama of the stage to the center of the stage.
These days, the lighting engineers of large-scale variety shows are so frantic that they are too embarrassed to go out to say hello to their peers if they can't blind the audience's dog eyes, so this show is also the same. I saw many lights moving and flickering at high speed on the stage, and the camera began to shake wildly with this rhythm.
The contestant area, on the other hand, was pitch black. The seven players sat side by side, each with a distance of more than one meter, and each had a console in front of them. The light shone at a strange angle, allowing the audience to clearly see the outlines of the seven people, but not their faces.
As the music started, a host came onto the stage. Compared with the fat guy who came on stage with the horse dance in the death question and answer, this host had more style. He was dressed in a casual suit, wearing headphones, and came to the center of the field with a calm gait. After standing still, he opened his arms, the lights stopped flickering at the right time, and focused on him. The host bowed slightly and said, "Welcome, I'm a writer. I'm the host, Oscar."
Two seconds later, the lights illuminated the entire stage and auditorium, but the contestants' seats were still completely dark, just like shooting a horror movie.
Oscar is obviously a stage name. Anyway, these days, audiences can accept any weird name, as long as you don't find someone named Jin Fugui to host it.
"Okay, audience, I think everyone can't wait..." Oscar turned around and raised his arms towards the contestants: "Today's seven contestants, six of them have been seen in the last episode of the program, I believe Many viewers can recognize who they are from their shadows... "
"Eh? Why did this guy say 'I think everyone can't wait' in the second sentence?" Xiao Tan asked in confusion in front of the TV.
"Because in the officially aired version, Oscar has to read a long list of sponsors' names before saying this." Feng Bujue said, "In the current recorded variety shows, these contents are generally separated. It was recorded, because it needs to be read clearly and the time must be controlled, it may be NG several times.” He paused, and then said: “After the time point of each commercial break, there must also be an advertisement designated by the sponsor. The length of the words is comparable to that of a cross talk. These were not recorded at the scene, and they were all recorded separately."
"So that's how it is... It's really not easy to be a host." Xiao Tan sighed.
"Hey." At this moment, Mr. Bao reminded, "We're going to introduce the contestants, be quiet."
In the picture, the lights in the area where the first contestant was located turned on. He was a young man wearing glasses, about thirty years old, with a fat body and rather casual clothes.
Oscar took out the inscription card from his suit pocket, and began to introduce the contestants. Of course, he reported his pseudonym, "The No. Ten books with more than 2 million words on the Internet. His works are extremely popular and have been adapted into games, movies, TV series, etc... He is one of the few writers who can earn more than 10 million in many years. Comments from the editor-in-chief, smooth writing, The characters are full, the plot is wonderful, and it is the number one person in today's online fantasy."
The host paused for a few seconds after speaking, and the audience was already applauding without the director making gestures.
Then the area of the second contestant was illuminated. He was also a young man with a medium build. He looked a few years older than Xuan Tianzong, and the style of glasses and clothes seemed more mature.
"Contestant No. 2, eight screens. Well-known Internet writer, 33 years old this year, has authored five long histories. Editor-in-Chief's Comments—A wealth of knowledge, a majestic style of writing, and a profound foundation of works. It can be said... with thousands of volumes of classics in mind, written in pen" Strange talk from ancient times to the present.”
The applause and cheers won by the eight screens were equally enthusiastic.
Then Oscar continued to introduce: "The third contestant, vegetables and fruits. A well-known Internet writer and holder of many records. He started writing at the age of eighteen, and his works are mostly urban fantasy themes. In ten years, he has published more than 27 million texts, and never a single day of broken records, occupying the top sales list of all major handheld websites all the year round. Editor-in-Chief Comments - The writing is plain and smooth, good at grasping the rhythm and tension of the plot, the king of wireless! Diligent! genius."
Vegetables and Fruits are twenty-eight years old, quite handsome, and he has the largest number of fans. Since his appearance, the audience cheered loudly.
"Contestant No. 4 is also our only female contestant, Mo Buxiang. The girl's age... is kept secret." Oscar read here, smiling at the camera, and laughter came from the auditorium.
Mo Buxiang has a ponytail, a quiet appearance, and a thin body. Although she can't be called a big beauty, she looks good with makeup.
"I started writing five years ago. I have authored six books, covering six themes of supernatural, fairy tale, city, romance, games, and history. All of them were published in the form of physical books. She was the highest-paid female writer last year." Oscar continued: "Editor-in-Chief's Comments—Elegant writing style, changeable style, well-deserved title of talented woman."
The audience burst into applause again. Although Mo Buxiang's number of die-hard fans was not comparable to that of the previous ones, there were many unscrupulous male audiences who regarded her as their second favorite writer.
Another player's bench was illuminated. Number five was also a man, about thirty years old, with a classic black mop hairstyle, and wearing sunglasses indoors. He looked quite sturdy.
"Contestant No. 5, I want to play. Internet writer, editor of a well-known sports magazine, author of thirteen short stories with competitive themes, and his works are mainly in a realistic style. With rigorous settings and rich professional knowledge, he is favored by sports fans "Oscar said: "The editor-in-chief's comment-an author with a solid background, a thoughtful work. It is unsurpassed in the same type of stories, and it is undisputed."
After the applause, contestant No. 6 showed his real face. He was quite similar to Xuan Tianzong, from his appearance and temperament to his dressing taste, but he was a few years older.
"Contestant No. 6, soda. A well-known internet writer who is good at ghost and ghost stories. He has written seven novels, all of which are classics. He is well-known in the industry and abroad. He is known as the master of contemporary horror." Oscar said: "Comment from the editor-in-chief of soda A story that evokes the deepest fears in the reader's heart, the plot is meticulously crafted, and the originality is unique. The master of horror is by no means in vain."
"Oh! Are you coming!" Seeing this, Xiao Tan became excited, because Brother Jue was about to appear.
Suddenly, the camera zoomed in and gave Oscar a close-up: "Everyone, the seventh contestant is a rookie who joined this episode. This stage is cruel. Every episode, someone will be eliminated, and the elimination rate of newcomers is 100%. This season is as high as 50..." He exaggerated a tense atmosphere, which made people look forward to the identity of the newcomer: "After all, can he successfully stay on this stage? Gone? Let's wait and see... "
There was a burst of drumming at the scene, and the spotlights flickered around. In the end, the whole venue was turned into darkness, and the drumming stopped suddenly, and the lights stopped on Feng Bujue at this moment.
Although Feng Bujue was just looking listlessly at the camera with dead fish eyes, cheers and applause erupted from the audience.
"Actually, when the show was recorded, the audience and our contestants entered the studio at the same time, so my appearance was already seen." Feng Bujue explained rather disappointedly in front of the TV: "They seem to see me like this." The reaction like a monster coming on stage was all arranged by the on-site director. In fact, even if no one knows me, it will not affect the stage effect."
Master Bao said: "Come and listen to how people introduce you."
In the screen, Oscar waited for the audience's reaction to finish, and then began to say: "Wow, contestant No. 7 looks very young." Although he had chatted with Feng Bujue before the recording, he still had to pretend to be As if seeing him just now: "I think some viewers have recognized him, and some may have seen him, but haven't seen him. So... who is he?"
This suspense has been stretched long enough, it is time to answer, Oscar took out the inscription card, read: "No. There have been serialized works. Its style of writing is witty and humorous, and it is unique. Regardless of the length of the story, the storyline is exquisite, weird and unexpected." Oscar put down the inscription card and said: "Unconsciously, you are the three behind-the-scenes of our program group. Recommended by the editor-in-chief, they are all your fans."
"That's it..." Feng Bujue responded perfunctorily.
Oscar went on to say: "Comment from the editor-in-chief - if you are good enough, but you can't stand out, at least you can have no second me."
"Hehe..." The corner of Feng Bujue's mouth twitched.
Oscar immediately added, "According to the habits of our program, we will ask newcomers to set a title for this episode of each episode." He walked to Feng Bujue's console, "Unconscious player, you have three minutes Considering the time, let's start with an ad."
"What did you order?" Xiao Tan asked in front of the TV.
Feng Bujue didn't answer, but just pointed to the screen. Because this version of the tape has no commercials at all, and Oscar's next speech is also recorded separately, so after a simple screen jump, it's time for the reveal.
I saw Oscar standing next to Feng Bujue, and glanced at the words he wrote on the console. Then his expression changed slightly, and he gave Feng Bujue a sideways glance, with a strange look in his eyes.
"Okay, let's see, Wujue gave this issue of 'I'm a Writer' the title..." Oscar is a professional host after all, and no matter how outrageous Feng Bujue wrote, Oscar had to remain calm on the surface.
As the host raised his hand, the five words written by Feng Bujue appeared on the big screen—please feel free to complain. RS
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