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Five minutes ago, at Stan's house. Stan's mother was on the phone anxiously: "Please, I don't know who to go to. The police can't help at all. I think the children are really in big trouble this time." The person on the other side of the phone also said something and replied: "Yes... yes... okay, please call me after confirming, thank you." She hung up after finishing speaking. After putting down the phone, her face is still full of worry, which is a relatively normal character in South Park, so when her son disappears, she reacts like most parents. But... there's someone else in this room who isn't quite right. That is Stan's father, Randy, the first lower limit emperor of South Park... The image of Randy is usually dressed in a blue shirt, with black hair parted in the middle, and a mustache that is slightly wider than the head of state. This guy is a geologist by profession, but it is rare to see him going to work seriously. Most of the time, he is brushing the lower limit everywhere. Now, while his wife is devastated by the disappearance of her son, Randy is filming around the house with a camcorder. In the story of the two episodes of "South Park", Randy bought a new video camera, so he took it all day long to shoot here and there. The shooting content is extremely boring and repetitive... including family members eating, bathing, watching TV, going to the toilet, etc., and he also added his own narration while filming. "Randy! I swear to God, you're never going to put that thing down again…" growled at him angrily, having had enough of her husband's mischief these days. But Randy responded with the same phrase he used repeatedly these days: "... someday you'll be happy that I recorded so many family anecdotes." "I'm not kidding you, Randy, that's enough! "Roared: "Why do you need to record every minute and every second..." Suddenly, a dull roar sounded outside the house... the words were interrupted. Her expression became bewildered. "What the hell is that?" Randy asked. But he didn't stop filming, and he got into the rhythm of "The Cloverfield Files" (aka "Clover Field", which was shot in a different way, from the point of view of the characters holding a camcorder). "Oh. God." After feeling the earthquake-like footsteps, he said with some fear. "There seems to be something wrong outside... "Randy said: "You stay in the house and don't move. As he spoke, he ran out of the house with the camera in hand. When he ran to the door, Stan's violent sister Shelly just came down from the second floor. She stood on the stairs and said, "What happened?" dad. ""Go back to your room!" Shelly! "Randy replied in an orderly tone. Then, Randy rushed out of the house. As soon as he opened the door, he saw screaming and running crowds, and there was the sound of helicopter rotors in the sky. He looked up and saw two Chinook (k, that is, the kind of twin-rotor transport helicopter commonly seen in movies) hovered in the air. Randy saw a familiar face in the crowd. It was Stan's class teacher (the lower limit was second only to Randy's bitch. The shape is Bald, wearing glasses. Dressed in green. This man has undergone two gender reassignment operations, during which he was a straight man, a gay, a straight woman and a lesbian; every time he changed his sexual orientation, he would participate in the group rallies and demonstrations. When it comes to its own interests, it will immediately change its position, and rampantly attack and insult other groups. It can be described as a typical case of "the ass decides the head"). Randy went up and grabbed him and asked: "What happened up? " Panicked back: "They are everywhere! ""what? What does 'they' mean? Randy pressed. "The furry thing..." exclaimed, "Really... super furry!" After shouting, he shook off Randy's arm and fled in the direction of the crowd. "Ah—" A scream caught Randy's attention, and he turned his head, only to see a man in a yellow T-shirt and jeans coming from Flying from far away, he landed in front of him with a snap. The man's body was seriously twisted and deformed, his left leg was bent forward as if he had been on a tiger stool, and his arms were folded behind him; his torso The ribs on the left side were exposed, and the bones of the right wrist were also poked out. Almost as soon as he hit the ground, the man died, with bleeding from his mouth and nose, and his death was unrepentant. "Who did this [beep—]! Randy screamed and cursed. Woo—there was a low moan. Randy looked up, and behind the fleeing crowd, he saw... a huge guinea pig. "What is this... Randy exclaimed. "Mr. Marsh, you need to leave quickly!" It's not safe here! Someone grabbed Randy by the shoulder and yelled at him. The one who spoke was Arbrady, a policeman in the town (wearing sunglasses, slightly fat, who was found illiterate in a season and was suspended, but was reinstated later for some reason. He is responsible, and he knows to remind others to evacuate quickly. Hearing this, Randy ran to the other side of the street, only to see a car flying out of the corner. The car rolled on the ground for several weeks , and caught fire and exploded. Immediately afterwards, another large guinea pig appeared. "Oh! God! God! "Randy saw the giant monster in front of him, but he didn't run away immediately, but stopped, pointing the portable camera to his face, panting: "Ha... ha... I... I... ha... I'm stunned! "Just at the time of the second crime, suddenly... a speeding car jumped out from the side and rear of the guinea pig, and slammed into the monster. After the impact, it flew out of the driver's seat of the car. A man wearing a dark blue ski jacket. Even in such a violent car accident, he still did not forget to grab a backpack and a submachine gun. And only five seconds later, this man used extremely agile movements from the The troll fled away. Just at this moment, three F-15s flew in the air, and several missiles with white smoke trails whizzed towards them. All of these missiles hit the guinea pig. But the air of the explosion The wave reached a range of tens of meters. Randy was far away, but was overturned to the ground. But Feng Bujue was not so lucky. He was blown out of the air, drawing a parabola in the air. It fell on a scrapped car on the side of the road. This car was probably thrown or trampled by a giant monster, and the shell of the car had already been deformed. When Feng Bujue fell, a section of his waist came out of nowhere The metal edge of the body was cut, and the finger-long wound was bleeding. In such a situation where the whole person fell, the armor would not work. It was the jacket he stole from the gun shop, which relieved it somewhat. "Niang Xipi..." Feng Bujue climbed out of the car while cursing swear words. His face was also scratched by broken glass, and a bloody gash was drawn horizontally on the left cheek. But this injury is considered Shallow. It didn’t cause too much loss of survival value. It didn’t cause continuous bleeding damage either. Huh—the smoke and dust from the missile explosion hadn’t completely dissipated, and the giant guinea pig’s cry sounded again. According to Feng Bujue’s memory, these monsters It is very powerful. Conventional combat weapons are basically useless, and tanks have to be lifted when they pass by. What kind of bullets, artillery shells, missiles... Nothing can hurt them. It can only play a little suppressive role. And as a person of flesh and blood, getting close to these guinea pigs is almost tantamount to courting death. With such a huge difference in body size, if human beings get closer, no matter if they are scratched, scratched, or scratched, they will definitely die... "It's just around the corner... how can we be stopped here." Feng Bujue said viciously As he said this, he put his backpack on his shoulders, held the wound with one hand, and held the gun in the other. When the [Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique] was activated instantly, his foot suddenly stepped on it. The next second, there was a sound of concrete being torn apart, and a spiderweb-shaped crack with a radius of five meters opened on the road under Feng Bujue. And the person in the middle of the net jumped up into the sky like a bullet popping out of a gun. Relying on a three-hundred-six movement in the air, Feng Bujue successfully climbed onto the roof of a four-story building. Since the street was impassable, he jumped over the eaves and walked over the wall directly. Unexpectedly, Brother Jue just crossed the rooftop obliquely, and saw Randy on the street in front of him at a glance. This bastard was still standing in place and playing his first-person selfie short play when the troll gradually approached. . "Fuck... this guy..." Feng Bujue naturally recognized Randy, and the cursor on the radar also showed that this was one of his side mission targets. So I had no choice but to rescue... "Run quickly! You [beep—]" Feng Bujue jumped into the street, and in mid-air, he used ANDo to shoot two grenades at the guinea pig. The moment the grenade hit the monster but hadn't exploded, Feng Bujue just landed on the ground, he didn't even bother to make a buffering movement, he endured the impact of the fall, kept standing, and immediately jumped forward. Randy, who was full of horror, saw a figure descending from the sky like a superhero, and rushed towards him. This person is covered in blood, has a ferocious expression, and does not look back at the scene of the explosion. It seems that he is a pure man... "Ah—" Feng Bujue roared inexplicably. There are too many complicated emotions in this roar, of course , mainly anger and displeasure. He grabbed Randy with one arm, he didn't even care about the wound, he gritted his teeth, picked up a middle-aged man on one shoulder, ran forward like flying, and asked loudly: " Where is your home?" "What... what?" Randy asked dully, still in shock. "Your home! Where is it!" Feng Bujue repeated without a word. "It's... over there..." Randy pointed to a house tens of meters away, and two seconds later, he picked up the camera and pointed at himself again: "Oh... God, a superhero came to my rescue. He raised his head slightly, and said to Feng Bujue: "Hey buddy, what's your hero's name?" "[Beep—]" This is Feng Bujue's response. But Randy actually believed it. He looked at the camera again and said: "He called [Beep—], oh! A real superhero, how cool is this! "If it wasn't for the task, Feng Bujue would have killed this guy long ago. But he still had to endure it. In less than half a minute, Feng Bujue rushed to the door of Stan's house, and the door of the house was not closed. , so Feng Bujue threw Randy in with a flick of his hand. He himself followed into the room. While closing the door, Brother Jue slumped on the ground. Within a few minutes, this series of actions had already His survival value dropped significantly, and now it reached a dangerous value of 13%. As soon as Feng Bujue entered the room, he took out disinfectant, bandages, needles and threads for suturing from his backpack, and prepared to treat the wound on his waist. As a very efficient person, he didn't stay idle, and just used this time to communicate with the three NCs in front of him. "Don't be afraid. I'm here to help you. " and Shelly both showed fear and bewilderment. Only Randy focused on holding the camera, pointed at Feng Bujue, and explained: "Look. The superhero stitches up his wounds in my living room. "Although Feng Bujue really wanted to beat Randy up, he still held back. Because he knew that there was no tape in the camera in Randy's hand... and Brother Jue didn't plan to remind him, so he let this guy shoot Let's go. … Meanwhile, Central America, the airspace of Costa Rica. In the night sky, a C130 transport plane with the American flag and the logo of the Department of Defense printed on its fuselage was flying south. Five elementary school students sat side by side in the cabin, no one spoke, and the atmosphere seemed rather strange. Suddenly, the door to the cockpit was opened, and the co-pilot came in and said to the children, "Okay, we are still 800 kilometers away from Peru. After landing, a truck will take you into the country, and they will give you a briefing. Mission statement." After saying this, he retreated into the cockpit and closed the hatch. A few seconds later, Craig said with a blank face: "When you came up with the genius idea of pretending to be a Peruvian pan flute band to make money, was there a brief moment when any of you would say something?" Hey, you know, this plan could go wrong'." He paused for two seconds, then continued: "No, you don't think so, because you are all assholes and you will never learn your lesson, so the whole school They all despise you." Kyle replied: "No! The kids in school like us." He looked at Stan and said, "Is that so?" Stan said affirmatively: "Of course, the kids in school love us." Kill us." He turned to Craig and said, "It's just that we are in a bad situation now, so Craig dragged us up." Craig still complained calmly: "I dragged...you take away the money from my birthday red envelope (The money for the children's Peruvian pan flute band was obtained from Craig), which got me arrested and sent to Miami. Now we can't go home until we take the pot of Peru as a country... So, Me?" an pointed to Craig, and said to the other friends: "I have nothing to say to this kid." Craig ignored him, and continued: "You know why no one in school likes to be with the four of you?" Playing together?" He paused habitually, "Because you guys are always doing this kind of thing... You always come up with some bad ideas, and the results often backfire, and then you are sent out of the country, or thrown out of outer space or something. "He concluded: "That's why... no one wants to play with you." Meanwhile, the U.S. Department of Defense, the conference hall. At this time, the conference hall was empty, and there was only one person standing silently by the front podium. It was the bald officer, and he was also the minister of the Department of Homeland Security. Directly in front of him is a world map. At this moment, he was looking at the picture with his hands behind his back. There was a smug smile on the corner of his mouth. "Sir, we've encountered even greater trouble." The black officer in a general's uniform came in through the door with a document, and said anxiously. "Oh?" The Minister of Homeland Security's tone seemed very relaxed: "What else could be wrong?" "Reports of major disasters have been sent from all over the world, and the culprit for the huge casualties and losses seems to be..." The black officer hesitated. The Minister of Homeland Security turned around before he finished speaking, and said with a sneer, "Guinea pig?" The black officer was taken aback when he heard that, "Uh... yes, sir. How do you know?" "You are so far from the truth." It’s close, Davis." The Minister of Homeland Security laughed, "Hehe... I almost noticed it." "Uh? Sir?" Davis really didn't understand what this meant, sir. "I thought you knew the truth in Miami...but you just couldn't see through it." The Secretary of Homeland Security said again. "You...you knew this would happen?" Davis stammered. "Oh~ this is just the beginning, Davis." The Minister of Homeland Security raised one hand, stretched out a hand and waved, "And I... will never let you do bad things." Opening his mouth, his tongue shot out like a javelin, reaching a length of four to five meters in a second. The tip of his tongue penetrated Davis' eye socket, passed through his eyeball, and entered his brain. Davis didn't have time to react at all, and after a few seconds of trembling, his brain was completely smashed, and his body fell powerlessly to the ground, turning into a stiff corpse. The Minister of Homeland Security withdrew his tongue, and said calmly to the corpse in front of him, "I'm sorry, my friend. I've worked so hard and worked so hard to wait until this day." He paused, "The pan flute band is going Going to perish, the era of our guinea pigs has come." He leaned over and picked up the folder in Davis' hands, "and the only person who can stop this has been sent to a nameless place..." At this time, The first page of that file was a photo, and the person on the photo turned out to be Craig... ()〖Book Network∷Update∷No pop-up window∷Plain text∷.〗RT
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