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South Park, Stan's house.
It took Feng Bujue quite a long time to treat the wound, firstly because the cut at his waist was much bigger than expected, and secondly because the clothes could not be taken off (the ski jacket obtained in the script is fine, but the purple one Long suits are not acceptable), so he can only sew through the gaps in the clothes, which affects the efficiency.
Of course, there is also the most critical first point, he is not very good at this kind of sewing work...
At this point Sharon and Shelly have calmed down a bit, while Randy is still playing with the camera...
"Okay, now I've turned the camera back on." Randy pointed at his face while turning on the thing, and began to explain: "OK, I'm Randy Marsh (Randy Marsh), and I'm shooting Something... a group of giant monsters is attacking our town, and there's chaos outside the window right now," he said, turning the camera to the window facing the street.
Visible through the windows, the streets were littered with shattered dead bodies and overturned cars; many underground gas pipes had exploded and the resulting fires had been neglected. And those living people. Either screaming and running, or lying in a pool of blood, waiting for his own blood to dry up.
"I almost didn't make it back to the house alive, but luckily this superhero [beep—] saved me." Randy patted Jue for a few seconds, then turned the camera to his own face, "Sharon is with me , and Shelly..." As he said, he used the camera to shoot his wife and children, and at this critical moment, he maintained his style without limits, saying: "Shelly, quickly wave to the camera. "
"Randy, can you put that damn camera down?" Sharon snapped at her husband. "We've got to figure it out!"
Randy replied confidently and shamelessly: "I don't know what to do, I'm stunned!"
"How about you put the camera down and help the injured gentleman?" Sharon made a reasonable suggestion.
"Don't worry, Mrs. Marsh, I can handle it alone." Feng Bujue hurriedly replied, he didn't want the characters in South Park to perform any form of medical treatment on him.
In this world, not to mention Randy, even serious medical personnel have rarely saved lives, and there are quite a few cases of killing people alive. In Feng Bujue's memory, there was one time when Kenny was burned or sent to the hospital. After the doctor opened him up, he took away the heart and put a baked potato in it; Then I contracted AIDS...
There are countless similar examples. Many characters headed by Kenny have died in Hell Road Hospital due to various diseases.
In short, it is more dangerous to ask the people of South Park to save you than to ask them to kill you.
"Why don't you turn on the TV and watch the news, I'll be fine right away." Feng Bujue quickly changed the subject.
Sharon thought it made sense, so she quickly stepped forward and turned on the TV in the living room.
Randy's camera also aimed at the TV screen.
Perhaps it was luck, in such a severe disaster, the TV signal was still not interrupted, and the TV station did not stop working.
As soon as the power was turned on, the live broadcast of the catastrophe appeared.
"This is a live report from New York, which is also being attacked by giant guinea pigs." The narrator in the screen said: "It is reported that the guinea pig invasion crisis is sweeping major cities around the world..."
Randy was surprised: "My God? Are there these monsters all over the world?"
The live broadcast of this news was a bit shaky, and the photographer seemed to be on a helicopter. This high-altitude shot shows that the destruction of the big city is even more serious. Guinea pigs are walking through the streets, and explosions and collapsed buildings can be seen everywhere; firepower, but the monsters are as if nothing had happened...
"Look at those monsters..." Sharon pointed at the giant guinea pig on the news screen, "Randy, what should we do?"
Before Randy could speak, he was startled again, only to hear a loud bang...
The wall opposite Feng Bujue was knocked open, and the big head of a guinea pig poked in. The face of this cute creature was as tall as two people, and there was a low "woo woo" from its nose. .
It was also at this time that Feng Bujue finished treating the wound and stopped the bleeding.
"Oh my God! My God!" Randy exclaimed.
"Go this way." Feng Bujue stood up, opened the door behind him, and turned slightly to make way for Stan and his family, "Run!"
The couple were not polite to him, and ran out with their daughter.
The M733COMMANDO in Feng Bujue's hand had already spat out flames, and the blows were all concentrated near the eyes of the guinea pig that day.
But this giant monster seemed to be invulnerable with no dead ends all over its body, and it was hardly hindered by anything, and continued to approach.
"Cut... I'm really not afraid of conventional weapons at all..." Feng Bujue spat uncomfortably, and he also understood that some means that "do not belong to this script" must be used to solve the immediate crisis.
It was too late to say it, but then it was too late, Brother Jue threw away the gun, strode forward, and used the ultimate move from the previous script [Nandou Flying Dragon Fist].
At the C level of fighting specialization, the success rate of fighting skills is already 75, plus [Ice Alchemist's Persistence] all active skills plus 10 extra success rate bonus, the skills are naturally activated smoothly.
As 800 points of stamina were consumed, Feng Bujue suddenly burst into a cloud of bright purple grudge, and his fists turned into phantoms and struck forward.
That day, in the area under the guinea pig's mouth, small pits that were punched out instantly appeared.
This Nandou Flying Dragon Fist move looks very similar to the well-known Beidou Baichuang Fist, but in fact the two are quite different. The Beidou Shenquan is characterized by pressing acupuncture points to cause explosions, while the Nandou Shengquan's moves are mainly cutting and piercing. The former destroys from the inside out, while the latter destroys from the outside in.
Therefore, seemingly similar moves actually have completely different principles. The process of Nandou Flying Dragon Fist destroying a target (human-sized) is divided into three steps: the first step is to disrupt the opponent’s breathing and disperse the protective energy; The force gradually accumulates on the opponent's body; and the third step is to use a piercing finger as fast as lightning as the final blow.
When this move is finished, many red cracks will appear on the surface of the target's body, these are the cutting wounds penetrated by that last finger. And a few seconds later, when the power of the move is fully displayed, the victim will be torn into blood even if he has a body of steel.
But... the target in front of Feng Bujue is really too big...
His attack did work, bleeding a piece of the guinea pig's fur and the flesh underneath, but the damage was far from fatal. Taking us humans as an example, this injury is probably equivalent to a piece of jaw flesh being cut off by a razor.
However, the giant guinea pig was obviously in pain, and with a low moan, it took a few steps back.
Being able to achieve such an effect, Feng Bujue was satisfied. He quickly ran back to the door while the monster was being forced back, stuffed the medical supplies back into the backpack indiscriminately, and carried it on his shoulders. Then he picked up his gun and ran out.
...
Homeland Security Headquarters, in the Office of the Secretary of Homeland Security.
At this moment, the Minister of National Security, who was essentially a monster, was sitting behind a desk as if nothing had happened, listening to reports from a group of staff and soldiers. The fact that he killed Davis before has obviously not been exposed.
"It seems that more and more guinea pigs are coming from all directions." A Homeland Security staff member in a suit and leather shoes pointed to the map on the Secretary of Homeland Security's desk and said, "We checked Wikipedia (South Park's usual sarcasm One of the tricks is that all agencies of the government will only look up information on the Internet) and found that the guinea pig is a creature from the Andes, and the mountains are here... "
The Minister of Homeland Security crossed his fingers, put his elbows on the table, and replied in the posture of a commander: "The matter of the pan flute band... how is it handled? They have been escorted to Guantanamo Bay (located in southern Cuba, as a Famous as an internment camp for the U.S. Army)?"
Everyone else in the office looked at each other, and one of them replied, "Sir, we have bigger problems than those street performers right now..."
"Did you..." The Minister of Homeland Security interrupted the other party roughly, and slapped the table and shouted: "...take them to the boat?"
"No, sir," the man replied. "We've transferred all the pan flute staff to the guinea pig crisis."
"I've already given you the order!" The Minister of Homeland Security clenched his fists and thumped the table, "Those Peruvian pan flute bands should have been put on the boat to Guantanamo last night!" He shouted, pointing at himself with his thumbs, " I have the final say here! I want you to put the pan flute band on board and send it away immediately!"
After a short silence, a soldier replied in a very normal tone: "Yes, sir." Then, his voice gradually became softer, "But you don't have to yell at people." It was like a child being bullied and crying, sobbing and turning away...
...
Just as the mentally handicapped and glass-hearted members of the Department of Homeland Security were being played around by the OSS, the plane the children were on had already landed somewhere in Peru, in an open space adjacent to the jungle.
Besides the five schoolchildren, there were only two crew members on board: a mustache pilot and a tall co-pilot.
At this time, the two were squatting in front of a communication device that looked like a large radio. Mustache held the walkie-talkie and kept calling, but got no response at all.
It has been more than half an hour since they landed, but the truck that could be picked up as scheduled has not arrived...
"The satellite can't connect, and the radio didn't respond." Mustache seemed to give up. He put down the walkie-talkie and said to the tall man beside him.
The four protagonists were standing not far from them. After hearing this, Stan came over and said, "Okay... let me sort out the situation..." He paused for a second, and said, "The Minister of Homeland Security ordered you to put Our five children were brought to Peru, landed in the Andes, and then sent other government personnel to pick us up. Then, they would tell us how to go to Lima, the capital of Peru, and overthrow the Peruvian government.”
After waiting for a few seconds, Mustache replied, "That's right, that's it."
Kyle looked at this adult with unlimited IQ, "Do you think this kind of plan is okay?"
"No, it doesn't make sense at all." Mustache replied immediately.
The tall man also continued: "To be honest, the whole campaign to suppress the Peruvian pan flute band... confuses us." When he said this, he stretched out an index finger in each hand to circle each other, The tone is as if a child is admitting a mistake.
Stan spread his hands and said, "Since you also feel that what they did is all inexplicable, can you send us home now?"
Mustache explained: "Uh...you don't get it, kid. Our original plan was that people waiting here after landing would refuel the plane and then return...we're not going anywhere without refueling."
"Oh, that's awesome." Craig, sitting in the distance sullenly, made a timely remark.
"So we have to find another way out of here?" Kyle asked tentatively.
Mustache shrugged, "It seems that this is the only way."
Ten minutes later, two Homeland Security pilots, not even armed, walked into a dense forest with five children.
Craig, who was walking at the end, continued to complain calmly: "This situation is very interesting. We walked into the gloomy woods like this. It's really getting more and more fun."
Cartman turned around and said, "You know what, Craig, your attitude is disgusting."
Kenny also continued: "That's it."
Cartman added: "No one wants to hang out with a guy who complains all the time."
"Hey... look ahead!" The tall man suddenly saw something and shouted loudly.
Everyone looked forward, and there were many towering mounds on the ground in front of them. Those mounds were round in shape, at least six or seven meters in diameter, and the middle of the mound seemed to be hollow. And these mounds seem to be... traces left by some kind of giant creature crawling out of the ground.
...
Feng Bujue rushed out of the house, judging from the cursors on the radar, the three of them hadn't gone too far, so he hurriedly chased after them.
After running a few steps, he heard a low moan behind him. The giant monster that was injured by Nandou Feilongquan earlier trampled and ran across the whole house, chasing it to the street.
Feng Bujue looked back, but saw that the blood-stained wound under the guinea pig's mouth had begun to heal, and the speed was so fast that it could be seen with the naked eye.
"It's unreasonable... It can still heal itself." Feng Bujue pondered in his heart, probably only by using [Fighting Demon Descending], would it be possible to completely kill such a guinea pig.
But... so what if you kill one of them, these "furry gods of death" are thousands and everywhere, let alone one, killing a hundred of them will not change the overall situation. Perhaps because of this, the system will give the task of "survive".
"I'm not the main character in South Park. If I encounter this kind of monster, I will die if I don't pay attention..." Feng Bujue ran forward while muttering: "Speaking of... In this kind of big event, super good friends ( Superbestfriend, an organization similar to the Justice League in South Park, whose members are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu and Aquaman) where have they all gone? Play missing!"
woo—
There was another strange noise, and a giant white guinea pig knocked down a residential house facing the street, blocking Feng Bujue's way.
"Ah-ah! My arm!"
In the mouth of this giant monster, there was still a passerby in its mouth. The whole left arm of this person was already in the guinea pig's mouth, half of his body was stained red with blood, but his arm was not completely severed, which made him The whole person was bitten.
Looking at this passer-by who was kicking his feet off the ground and screaming incessantly, Feng Bujue, without further ado, raised his submachine gun very kindly, and shot the guinea pig in the face, killing him...
While firing, Feng Bujue moved sideways and circled the guinea pig for half a circle. Using the width of the street and his own speed, he successfully dodged around and ran towards the back of the monster.
At this position, he could already see a family of three running in the distance.
Sharon ran ahead holding his daughter's hand, and Randy followed closely behind with a portable camera. He didn't delay in shooting while fleeing for his life, and was still explaining in his mouth: "OK, we are running away, ha... ha... look , in front is my wife and daughter, who are also running away. Hey, Shelly! Wave to the camera."
Shelly turned around and cursed at Dad while running...
Boom! Along with the explosion, another tan guinea pig rushed to the street, crawling towards Randy and the three of them.
The three of them also panicked and fled together into a bus by the side of the road in a panic.
The bus had apparently been abandoned and the doors were left open.
Seeing them running in, Feng Bujue immediately felt bad, and cursed: "Damn... This IQ is exactly the same as the trash who died in a horror movie. He ran into the car and waited to be caught in the urn, right?"
For this sake, it is impossible for Feng Bujue to abandon them and go away by himself. He had already paid such a high price, and he would definitely not be reconciled to giving up the mission now and fleeing back to the shopping mall alone.
"I have to finish this branch line today, if I die!" Feng Bujue roared and rushed towards the bus.
But he didn't expect that as soon as he took a step, another gray guinea pig crawled out from the side road, and climbed towards the bus with its brown companion.
These two monsters were like cats surrounded by canned fish, pawing at the side of the bus, pushing and scratching, the car was quickly deformed, and the window glass was almost completely shattered.
At this moment, an incredible scene appeared before Feng Bujue's eyes.
Randy, ran out of the bus...
He ran and ran until he was five or six meters away from the bus, and then pointed the camera at the two big monsters on the bus, explaining in his mouth: "This is the picture I took outside the bus, Oye!" Said Well, he ran back to the bus quickly... RS
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