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"If only I could fly like Neo..." Feng Bujue, who was falling, looked at the night sky with lazy eyes, and sighed sincerely.
With the improvement of his soul, maybe one day, he can really fly, but it is definitely not now.
"Hey... This must be very hurt." Feng Bujue stopped thinking about it, he slowly turned around in mid-air, his legs were slightly bent, and he was about to land on the ground.
As a result, the impact at the moment of landing was not as serious as expected, and the loss of survival was less than expected. Even Feng Bujue himself didn't know why.
In fact, this is a sign that his fighting specialization is close to super level...
Woo—
The giant monster not far away approached Feng Bujue, and with a low moan, its giant claws pressed down.
At this moment, it is obviously too late to take out [Miss Moxxi's bad temper] from the luggage, and due to the distance and angle, it is not appropriate to use [Death Poker] to attack.
Therefore, Feng Bujue was ruthless, burned another 800 points of stamina, and released [Nandou Flying Dragon Fist].
After coming out of Stan's house and escorting Randy, Sharon and Shelly all the way to the shopping mall, just half an hour later, the cooldown of [Nandou Flying Dragon Fist] has been completed.
This time he used his skill in the state of Gathering Spiritual Consciousness, and the lethality of the move is naturally even more astonishing. But seeing the front of his fist burst open, showing his fighting spirit, he forced the giant back five or six steps in a daze.
The guinea pig has a huge body and walks on four legs. Its five or six steps are already equivalent to a distance of tens of meters.
The price is high, and the profit is naturally high. With the strategic space of tens of meters, Feng Bujue was basically safe. He quickly used death poker to hit the guinea pig's eyes, pushing it back further.
At the same time as the light card flew out, Feng Bujue canceled the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, turned around and sprinted, and swam up the wall.
At this moment, he didn't have a huge backpack on his back, and he didn't bring anyone with him. It was easy for him to climb up the building.
Without the assistance of any skills or tools, Feng Bujue can perform all kinds of extreme parkour moves just by relying on his own physical fitness and soul power.
In less than ten seconds, he rolled over onto the rooftop, out of sight of the giant monster.
...
Peruvian jungle, underground ruins.
Here, there is a tunnel with a rectangular shape on all sides. From the inside, the walls, ceiling, and floor on both sides are yellow rock and soil; some large broken wooden piles and larger rubble can be seen everywhere in the tunnel, but these things seem to have no effect on the structure of the passage.
Suddenly, from a certain corner, a figure holding a torch walked out.
It was Stan, and he waited a moment for his friends to follow as he walked around the corner, "This way, guys."
The other four children walked out of the corner after them. At this moment, Kyle seemed to notice something again. He said, "Did you hear it? It seems to be the sound of water."
"That's right, it's coming from over there." Cartman answered, pointing forward.
Not far ahead, there is a rectangular exit, and there is quite a bright fire coming from outside the exit.
As everyone was talking, they came to the end of the tunnel.
Stepping out of that opening, the sight suddenly opened up. In front of them, a magnificent underground temple appeared.
This space is very open, and the whole is in a downward trend. There are several huge braziers embedded on the surrounding gray stone walls, and for some reason, these braziers are all burning at the moment. There are many water curtains hanging high, and those water flows should flow down from the gaps in the stone caves. There is also a suspension bridge with a huge drop and winding left and right that runs through the temple and connects with several stone cliffs; under the stone cliffs is a circular waterfall that reaches the abyss underground.
Looking around, there are two giant humanoid statues built in front of the walls on both sides of the temple, and they sit facing each other in a kneeling posture. The facial design of the statue has a significant imprint of the ancient Inca civilization, and a water curtain hangs from each of their huge "mouths", pouring straight into the waterfall below.
"Guys, this is unbelievable." Cartman exclaimed, looking at the spectacle in front of him.
The four protagonists exchanged glances, and Stan said, "Let's go in and have a look."
Before the words fell, the four of them walked forward side by side.
"No." Craig's voice came from behind: "I'm not going."
The other four were stunned. They all stopped, and Stan, who was walking in the front with the torch, turned around and said, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Craig replied calmly: "I don't want to follow you anymore."
"Man, we've got to go check it out," Stan urged.
"Why?" Craig asked.
The four looked at each other, and Stan was the first to reply, "Because... uh... that's how things are."
"Every time you come across a similarly nasty situation, you have to mix yourself up because 'that's the way it is'," Craig complained.
Stan said angrily: "Hey! It's not us who are painted on the prophecy wall of the temple! Cowards!"
"It doesn't matter." Craig replied, "Whatever you say, I've made up my mind. I've decided not to mess with you guys anymore."
Kyle asked, "So what do you want?"
"It's very simple." Craig spread his hands and said, "Look at it."
After that, he turned around and started walking back...
The four protagonists looked at him in shock, their expressions seemed to say: Didn't this kid read the script
Craig seems to be a rare character in a horror movie with a normal IQ, and he turned his head.
He returned along the same path and walked out of the ruins. Instead, the group of four followed behind him, and shouted a little at a loss: "Wait! Craig!"
Just like that, Craig walked ahead, and the four followed him at a distance.
Before they knew it, they walked out of the dense forest, and passed through a wasteland, a meadow, a lake under the moonlight...
Along the way, the four whores would say something from time to time: "Man, Graig, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, there seems to be something!"
But Craig always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't watch it, stop dreaming."
After several hours, Cartman finally couldn't help it: "Dude, this is so boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"
Craig was still unmoved, and replied: "Yes, what a precious 'boring', I just like it."
...
Two hours ago, the rooftop of the shopping center.
"OK, now, Sharon, Shelly, and Mr. [beep—] and I are on the roof of the shopping mall." Randy pointed his portable camera at his wife and daughter and explained, "We escaped from the street Yes, we also met the Stotch family here." He turned the camera to focus on the other three refugees hiding on the rooftop.
Stotch's family consists of three people, father Chris is a hidden gay guy (he has never admitted it, but he was caught when he was a male prostitute), and mother Linda is a crybaby and extremely prone to nervous breakdown (crazy for several times) As for the son utters, he is a potentially bisexual, extremely naive, silly and cute child.
Among the child characters in "South Park", utters is second only to the four main characters. He usually plays more roles. His character has gradually improved after many seasons, and he is quite popular.
"This is Chris and Linda, and their son, utters." Randy explained as he moved the camera.
Utters fiddled with his fingers uneasily, waved to the camera nervously, and said, "Hello, everyone."
At this time, Feng Bujue was leaning against a wall next to him, re-sewing up the open wound...
When he carried an adult and a child on his back, forced to jump up to a height of more than ten meters and made a throwing motion, his wound had already burst open. Thinking back now, when I fell from the sky, the moment of loss must have been caused by a lot of blood loss.
"What should we do next? [Beep—] Mister." Randy finished shooting a set of shots, and rushed to Feng Bujue again.
Feng Bujue really didn't want to deal with these bastards, and even had the idea of killing someone. Anyway, the side mission has been completed, and the system does not stipulate that the characters in the play cannot be killed.
But calmly think about it, it is not a good idea to indiscriminately kill the main characters in this world, the chain reaction it will cause is immeasurable. Therefore, Brother Jue still chose a plan to cooperate with NC.
"I remember... you can play the guitar?" Feng Bujue suddenly asked a nonsensical question.
"Huh? Um... yeah, I can play." Randy replied, "Why are you asking?"
"Very good." Feng Bujue agreed, but did not answer the other party's question.
In fact, Brother Jue is just confirming, he still has a deep impression of the role of Randy. I remember this guy participated in a chorus when he was young, and was also recruited by a record company to be a member of a male idol group (the group is called "Jewish Street Boys", Randy joined at the age of eighteen, and a year later the record company said they were nineteen. years old, too old, so the group disbanded); in the episode of Guitar Hero, he used the electric guitar to play "carryonmyayardson"; he also sang in a bar.
All in all, Randy knows at least one musical instrument, can sing well, and can dance. Don't look at him as a middle-aged uncle with no lower limit, but he is much better than the kind of birdman who has learned guitar for a few months, only has KTV singing skills, and dares to go to the audition without even understanding numbered musical notation.
"Is there anyone here who can play the pan flute?" Feng Bujue asked again.
"Uh... I can play the harmonica," Chris replied, "Why do you ask that? [beep—] sir?"
"Okay, I think you can do it..." Feng Bujue responded, then turned to Utters and said, "Utters, you know how to play drums, right?"
Utters was an honest boy. He nodded and said, "Yes, sir, but not very well."
"It's okay, just know it." Feng Bujue murmured: "Well... I can play maracas (shaking body music instruments, also known as maracas. A rhythmic percussion instrument originated from South American Indians), then ..." He thought for a while and said, "It just so happens that the four of us can form a panpipe band."
"Pan flute bands?" Randy asked, "You mean those Peruvian pan flute bands in government custody?"
"Yes, hiss-ah." Feng Bujue accidentally poked the wound with the needle in his hand because he was not concentrating, and explained while withdrawing the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is the pan flute music, as long as you find it instruments, we can drive them away with panpipes."
"What? How is this possible?" Chris wondered.
"Ha... I really didn't expect that I would hear the word 'impossible' from you guys." Feng Bujue sneered, "Last time you were killed by a large group of homeless people (South Park once had a "House of Homelessness")." "Night of the Living Dead" crisis, the situation is similar to the movie "Night of the Living Dead", except that the zombies were replaced by homeless people) When trapped here, why didn't you consider the so-called rationality?"
"It was different that time," Chris shrugged.
"Homeless people, hippies, lobster people, future immigrants... I thought you should have gotten used to being invaded by strange creatures." Feng Bujue said.
"Uh... [beep—] sir, you seem to know a lot about our town, are you a local?" Sharon asked.
"I'm a superhero, of course I know this." Feng Bujue casually said: "Jesus and Santa Claus are my good buddies, and they are very well-informed, so I know more about the things in your town."
Everyone had a look of "that's how it is".
While speaking, Feng Bujue had finished treating the open wound and stopped bleeding again.
He glanced at the game menu. At present, his survival value is 24, and his physical value is only 563/2900. Considering that he just drank a bottle of supplements not long ago, it would be uneconomical to drink again in a short time, so he plans to stretch as long as he can, and will not drink a second bottle unless it is absolutely necessary.
"Well... you have to be cautious with every move you take next, even if the Flying Dragon Fist cools down again, I don't have the energy to do it a third time." Feng Bujue was thinking.
He took a breath, packed his medical supplies, and stood up, "So...does anyone know where the musical department in the mall is?"
"At the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the library area." Linda replied.
"Okay, let me tell you about the current situation." Feng Bujue said: "Ladies, gentlemen, and... children. As you can see, these giant monsters raging everywhere are very powerful, and conventional weapons are ineffective. He raised a finger, "as far as I know, they are only afraid of one thing, that is pan flute music." Let's go... Now if we want to drive these monsters away, we have to play by ourselves."
"But I have to hold this camera, and I can't play the guitar." Randy said the lower limit of the show with confidence.
"Randy!" Sharon yelled at her husband, "What time is this!"
"It's okay, Mrs. Marsh." Feng Bujue said relaxedly, and turned his head to look at Randy, "You can get a special headband and tie the portable camera to your head. Don't delay playing."
Here you can see Feng Bujue's dark side, he didn't intend to remind Randy at all... There was no tape in that camera at all.
"Oh, that's a great idea!" Randy happily replied.
"Then, everyone, come with me." Feng Bujue walked towards the door leading downstairs, "As long as we get the instrument, we will be safe. Let's act quickly before those monsters come in. "
...
Peru, Machu Picchu ruins.
Known as the "Lost City" of the Inca Empire, this place is located between the old peak and the young peak, the most difficult to pass in the Andes, built on a steep and narrow ridge.
By the way, this is a place where alpacas are produced, I don't know why I specifically say this...
It was night, with thunderclouds, and a Chinook helicopter landed on the top of this ancient mountain.
Two heavily armed American soldiers and three men in black suits stepped off the helicopter.
The five of them arrived at the ruins very quickly, and the Minister of State Security who was walking in the front suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "You guys wait here."
After all, he walked forward alone without waiting for his subordinates to respond.
Ahead, between the walls of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square. In the center of the square, there is an area that looks like an altar, where a tall golden statue stands.
This statue is about the height of three people, and it is made of gold from head to toe, including the base (the metalworking industry of the ancient Incas is quite developed, and they are theoretically capable of making such a gold statue. But the statue here Fictional in the South Park episodes, and somewhat spoofed), the statue appears to be an elderly Indian holding a stick in his right hand and... a panpipe in his left.
The Minister of Homeland Security walked up to the statue step by step, and finally stopped about two meters in front of it.
Suddenly, he opened his arms and shouted at the statue: "Look! I am standing on your land!" He said, and moved closer, "This moment! I have waited too long."
With that said, the guy unzips his trousers and starts pissing on the statue...
While peeing, he laughed wildly: "Ha...hahahaha...hahahahahaha!"
The few colleagues who stood behind and looked at him were dumbfounded, and thought: Sir, are you crazy
"Hahaha... Where's your bullshit prophecy! Huh?" The Minister of Homeland Security shouted arrogantly at the statue after he finished urinating, "No one can stop me! No one!"
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, five elementary school students walked out from behind a broken wall next to the square... RS
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