Thriller Paradise

Chapter 335: South Park Chapter Nine

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"Craig!" the Minister of Homeland Security yelled viciously at the "savior" in front of him, "No! How could you appear here!"

The four protagonists following Craig also saw the situation here. Cartman pointed to the Minister of Homeland Security and said, "Hey! Isn't he the idiot who sent us to this bird place!"

Two staff members and two soldiers from the Department of Homeland Security also came over at this time, and one of them asked, "Sir? What happened?"

The Minister of Homeland Security hurriedly took a few steps back, pointed at the five children and said, "Kill them!"

"Ah?" The two soldiers with submachine guns were stunned, "Why?"

"They are a Peruvian pan flute band that absconded." The Secretary of Homeland Security replied: "We must kill the grass!"

Stan quickly raised his hands and said: "No, no, listen to me, the Peruvian pan flute band can drive out those guinea pigs." He explained: "The whole world is in a catastrophe because you drive out the bands."

The Minister of State Security hurriedly said: "Don't listen to him! I said it! Get rid of them!"

Kyle also raised his hand and shouted: "If you don't believe me, see for yourself! The Inca prophecy is inside the ruins."

At this time, the IQ and three views of the bastards from the Homeland Security Bureau magically came online.

A staff member said: "Sir, maybe we should listen to them, and it's okay to go and have a look."

A soldier next to him also answered, "That's right, they are all just children, sir."

The Minister of Homeland Security gritted his teeth in hatred, took two steps forward, clenched his fists and said, "Damn it! Damn Craig!" He said to Craig, "You just won't give up, right!"

Craig replied with a sore face, "I haven't said anything yet..."

But the IQ of the Minister of Homeland Security has been offline, and no one can stop him from exposing the conspiracy, "For thousands of years, terrible trolls have lived in the valleys of Peru, hidden in the lost world. The Incas knew how to trap Those monsters... just use the pan flute music, because the guinea pigs can't stand that music..." He explained in detail: "But the prophecy said... one day, the monsters will be released, and I..." He paused, "That's the one The one who will unleash the monster."

Everyone around looked at him in shock, perhaps because they didn't understand... why this guy had to tell the whole story about himself.

"The Incas prophesied that there would be a savior coming..." The Minister of Homeland Security pointed at the Tucao emperor and said, "It's you... Craig!" He emphasized his tone: "However, this prophecy will not come true because... you will all die here !"

Before the words fell, the gun was already fired.

A soldier standing behind the Minister of Homeland Security decisively opened fire and tried to shoot the culprit.

The bullet pierced the chest of the Minister of Homeland Security. He looked down at the bullet hole in his chest belatedly, but there was not a single drop of blood flowing out there.

"Ha...hahaha..." The Minister of Homeland Security sneered.

"You...you are also a monster." The soldier pointed at him.

"Oh~ I'm more than just a 'monster'." The Minister of Homeland Security replied calmly, "I'm much better than them." After that, his face suddenly began to twist, and his mouth opened to an unbelievable degree.

In the next second, red electric currents visible to the naked eye floated around the surface of the Minister of Homeland Security's body, and his entire skin twitched as if it was about to be stretched open.

In just three seconds, this monster disguised as a senior official of the US government showed its original shape.

It's... a porpoise (a giant guinea pig wearing a pirate coat).

"My God!" Stan yelled.

Craig remained calm: "Mr. Monster, I assure you, I have no intention of disrupting your plan at all, I'll just walk away, you see..." he said, and walked to the side.

While walking, Craig accidentally stepped on a large floor tile with black and white engravings on the surface. When he stood up, the floor tiles under his feet suddenly glowed with blue light, and they rotated upwards.

At the same time, the eyes of the golden colossus not far away also lit up with the same blue light, and the short stick in its right hand immediately shot out a golden ray, pointing at the floor tile.

The moment the ray hit the floor tiles, Craig's eyes lit up suddenly, releasing two blue beams of light. He himself didn't do anything, just stood where he was, and the two beams of light blasted towards the porpoise pirate's place by themselves.

"Oh! No!" the dolphin pirate cried out in pain.

"OK...my eyes are blasting at the moment..." Craig groaned in his flat voice.

"Stop! Ah! Craig, I curse you!" The Dolphin Pirate rolled over and fell to the ground, letting out a final groan.

The four members of the Department of Homeland Security, as well as the four protagonists, all stared dumbfounded at the scene before them.

When the monster lost its resistance, the light beam in Craig's eyes disappeared automatically, and the floor tiles under his feet also rotated back into place.

Craig walked down from there without saying a word, just sighed deeply…

So far, everything is the same as the tenth and eleventh episodes of the twelfth season of "South Park" in Feng Bujue's memory. According to the normal development of the plot, the personnel of the Department of Homeland Security will contact the headquarters soon, the imprisoned Peruvian pan flute band will be released before dawn, and the guinea pig crisis will be resolved in the morning.

but…

[Sandbox 022986 event has ended]

[Mirror shield has expired]

[Clone scripts will be cleared by the system after 600 minutes]

[Persons above three extremes please return to the inner world immediately]

[Level 4 personnel can use the remaining time to freely destroy script data]

[Wish you guys good luck]

At this moment, all the derivatives in this "clone script" world heard these few hints.

...

At the same time, Feng Bujue was discussing with several script characters in the shopping center what piece of music should be played with the configuration of a pan flute band.

Suddenly, there was a strong murmur in his head.

"What's going on..." This is a physical sensation he has never encountered in playing games, "Where is the sound coming from..."

Feng Bujue knew that the sound was not received by the ear, but through some other means. His first reaction was to open the game menu, wanting to check if this was some kind of abnormal state.

In the end, he found that his status was normal, but for some reason, all the fonts in the taskbar became garbled characters.

"What's the situation?" Feng Bujue muttered: "The mission system has collapsed?"

boom-

A loud bang interrupted his thoughts.

Brother Jue followed the prestige, but saw a large piece of concrete from the ceiling collapsed tens of meters away, and a figure fell from the sky, standing in the rising dust. RS

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