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"Uh...Professor X?" Feng Bujue asked.
"Yes." Professor X replied in his infectious, friendly tone, "Hello."
"Wait..." Xiaotan reacted quite quickly, he leaned into Juege's ear and whispered: "No, this guy can read other people's thoughts... If he reads the prophet..."
"Professor, I want to ask, what is your superpower?" Feng Bujue ignored Xiao Tan, and asked the professor knowingly.
Unexpectedly, the Lego Professor X replied: "I don't have superpowers."
"Ah?" Xiao Tan was taken aback, "No way?"
"It's obvious." Feng Bujue turned his head and whispered to his teammates: "Toys can't have mental abilities like 'memory reading' or 'mind control'." He shrugged, "If there is... Then it's meaningless for you to lower your voice just now, because he already knew what you said before you said it."
"Oh..." Xiao Tan nodded, and then moved to "Eh? Professor, don't you have any fighting ability?"
"Hehe... knowledge is power. Even without superpowers, I can do many things." Professor X smiled, "Of course, you can also see me as an ordinary bald man in a wheelchair."
"No, no, I didn't mean that." The kind-hearted Xiao Tan hurriedly waved his hands in denial.
"Well, very good." Professor X maintained a peaceful smile, "Because if you dare to mention the words 'wheelchair' or 'bald man', I will ask my students to hold you down on the ground and use the wheelchair crush your skulls."
"Hey... This is completely blackened... Obviously, I am super concerned about the fact that I don't have superpowers... And I have said those two words twice." Xiaotan muttered in a low voice.
Feng Bujue took a step forward and changed the subject: "Well...Professor, since you can't use telepathy, how do you know 'they are here'?"
"I'm just running for the prophet, and I'm here to deliver a message." Professor X replied, and the next second, he suddenly followed up: "What! You said I have no legs to run?" He took out a pistol, "Die, you two impolite brats!"
After all, he jumped up from the wheelchair and started shooting randomly.
Brother Jue and Xiao Tan were startled at the time, rolled out towards the two sides, and ran away with their heads in their arms.
Fortunately, this "Professor X" has poor marksmanship and missed a single shot. Moreover, the guns he used and the bullets he fired were all extremely small Lego fragments, which did not cause much damage to the surroundings.
At this time, there was only a whoosh, and a red shadow appeared instantly, snatching the gun from "Professor X" and saying, "Hey! Stop messing around! Luthor (Lex_Luthor, Superman's) Enemy, one of the classic villains), it's time to take medicine!"
While speaking, Lego Flash pushed Luther back into the wheelchair and pressed a button on the back of the wheelchair. However, a few building blocks popped out from both sides of the wheelchair, binding the crazy bald man so that he could not move.
"Ah—let me go! I'm Professor X! They discriminate against the disabled! Ah—" Luthor kicked his feet and struggled with both hands, but was pushed away by the Flash.
"Sorry." Another blue figure instantly appeared beside Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi at a speed not inferior to that of lightning. He is Lego Quicksilver (Quicksilver, son of Magneto, basically Marvel's Flash) , "As soon as the medicine is stopped, he will have some mental symptoms. Last week, he was shirtless and painted some paint on his body, trying to pretend to be Kratos, and was later photographed by Hulk."
"What kind of trouble is it to find this kind of person to report..." Xiaotan replied.
"In short... according to the prophet's information, two members of Novel are approaching the Lego house, ignoring the inspection of the security guards, and they will arrive soon." Quicksilver continued, "The prophet means, please go outside Get rid of them."
"Oh? I delivered it to my door." Feng Bujue sneered, "Huh... you have a lot of backbone, guys from the Survey Corps..."
"How many times do you need to use this kind of clothing stalk..." Xiao Tan said weakly. Obviously, in the two weeks between the end of "Cang Ling Lun Jian" and "I Am a Writer", Feng Bujue often made jokes about Xi Yu's costume.
"Okay, let's go now." Feng Bujue said, he jumped onto the "Lego Puffer Gladiator" and opened the hatch of the cockpit.
The appearance of this mech is like a puffer fish with long legs. The whole machine has two parts in total, one is the body (anyway, the fish does not distinguish between the torso and the head), and the other is the two legs (tapered legs, not straight, and the bones are strange).
And this LEGO Puffer Fish Gladiator (hereinafter referred to as Puffer Fish Fighter) has only legs and no hands. It can be seen from Musashi Koganei's sentence "It's finished" that he didn't make hands because he didn't have enough time, but just to make the mecha look weird...
The cockpit of this thing is similar to that of a biplane, one in front and one in the back, and it can seat two people in total. The more puzzling thing is, how does this thing fight? And... a robot without hands, why do you need two drivers? Does everyone control one leg
"Oh, the control is really simple and clear." After Feng Bujue jumped into the main cockpit in front of him, he found that there were only two joysticks and a knob-shaped switch in front of him. The left side of the knob was "OFF", and the right side was "ON". ", and the two operating levers, without thinking about it, control the swing of the left and right legs. On the front of the console, there are six words written like a superfluous snake-Mobile Control System.
Xiao Tan also jumped onto the mecha right after him, and entered the co-pilot cabin at the rear. Who knows, he was shocked as soon as he sat in: "Hey! Why are there so many buttons!"
"Huh?" Feng Bujue found it unbelievable when he heard it. In the main cockpit in front of him, there are only three parts that can be adjusted, and it feels like there is really no need for a fourth thing. What
"Let me take a look." Feng Bujue climbed out of his cockpit, took two steps on the top of the mech, and came to the position behind the "fishtail" to look into the co-pilot.
I don’t know if I don’t see it, but when I look at it... In the cockpit of Xiaotan, there are at least a hundred buttons in front of and on both sides, as well as push rods, knobs, tact switches, various instruments, indicator lights, etc. Wait. The most outrageous thing is... in a very conspicuous position, there is a button covered by a small glass cover, and a yellow and black nuclear weapon warning sign is painted next to it...
Finally, four words were written above the console on the front of the co-pilot—weapon system.
"This shit is really perverted!" Even Feng Bujue couldn't help shouting loudly, "The mobile system is simpler than a bumper car, but the weapon system is made like a general-purpose continuous-enhanced mobile arsenal (General_Uniteral_Neuro -Link_Dispersive_Autonomic_Maneuver) same!"
"I don't know why... I always feel that I can destroy the world by sitting in this room and rolling my face on the keyboard..." Xiaotan continued with a wink.
"Hmm... No, calm down and think about it... It's impossible for a weapon made of 20 minutes and less than a box of Lego bricks to be so powerful." Feng Bujue pondered: "Perhaps... it seems There are a lot of buttons, most of which are actually useless gadgets. Like... a whole bunch of buttons that adjust the humidity and temperature in the cockpit, and only one or two are actual weapons."
"Hehe...you try it slowly..." Xiaotan said, pushed open the hatch cover of the co-pilot, stood up, stretched his arms, and went to the main cockpit in front, "I'll control the movement. "
Feng Bujue didn't care, he jumped down from the "fishtail" and entered the co-pilot full of adjustable parts, "Whatever... let's go."
After Xiaotan heard this, he turned the knob in front of him to the ON side, and then pulled the joystick to control the puffer fish fighter to move forward.
"Hey... push and pull only one step at a time..." Xiaotan realized this serious problem after less than ten steps under control of the robot, "and the speed and frequency of the legs are exactly the same as the speed of my hand pulling the joystick. .”
"So what?" Feng Bujue asked.
"Using this driving method of repeatedly pushing and pulling the joystick, the physical energy consumption is almost the same as that of me walking upside down with my hands..." Xiaotan replied.
"Hmph..." Feng Bujue snorted coldly and raised his right hand, "It's just your lack of strength. If it were me, I could..."
"Hey!" Xiao Tan roared and interrupted, "What's there to show off with this wretched self-confidence!"
...
At the same time, outside the Lego house, on top of a certain shelf.
In the shadows, a sharp gaze has aimed at the only exit of the Lego house through the scope of the sniper rifle.
This is a perfect sniper point, with a condescending height, no wind on all sides, and a moderate distance. And there is no bunker at the exit of the Lego house, it is wide open.
With the help of night vision goggles, Sad Spirit can clearly observe the situation there, and even a fly (of course, the fly may be about the same size as a mouse to them now) would not even think about flying over.
"All we have to do now is to wait..." Siyu squatted beside Beiling holding the night vision binoculars. The combination of the two of them, the sniper and the observer, cooperated very tacitly. Siyu was responsible for any changes outside the sight of Beiling, and there was absolutely no mistake.
"Actually, they may have left the Lego house and returned to Cssic's occupied area." Sad Ling kept his aiming posture while speaking, motionless.
Siyu continued, "We received the report from the pro-guards at 1:53, and Wujue and Xiaotan entered the Lego house at about 1:40. If they went in to complete the task or drive The plot, logically speaking, will not come out soon."
"What if they, like us, ignore the night shift security and still dare to move outside after 1:55?" Bei Ling said, "Then they will have about ten minutes to escape before we arrive. "
"Well... there are two premise of this hypothesis... first, they completed what they were going to do in the Lego house at an extremely fast speed; second, they don't want to fight us yet." Siyu thought thoughtfully: In unconscious style…”
"For the sake of side quests or hidden missions, the team leader may temporarily avoid us." Bei Ling said, "And this kind of avoidance will not be counted as a 'passive game' by the system, it can only be regarded as a strategic detour."
"If they have really returned to Cssic's territory, our situation here will be very dangerous." Si Yu said.
Sad Spirit let out a long breath: "I've already thought about it. The security inspection ends at 2:15 in the morning. From then on, we will wait another 15 minutes. If there is no one by 2:30, or If we were discovered by those toys that are hostile to us during this period, we will retreat first. Then we will make use of the military force to make rounds."
At this moment, while the two girls in the girl group were analyzing and discussing various reasonable strategies, the two gentlemen in the boy group who were driving the abnormal mechs were already approaching the exit of the Lego house.
Tap, tap, tap... The puffer fish fighter ran forward with big strides.
Sitting in the main cockpit, Xiao Tan was as tired as a grandson... Brother Jue was yawning in the passenger cockpit, resting his cheek on one hand in boredom.
"Speaking of which, we should let Musashi Koganei directly make a flying vehicle, right? It's the fastest and safest way to approach the enemy from the air." Xiaotan complained, panting heavily.
"If you want to say this... wouldn't it be more convenient for the two of us to approach the enemy line directly from the top of the shelf, or for me to take you to a higher place to approach the target with moon steps?" Feng Bujue said.
"Eh? That's right!" Xiao Tan continued.
"Yes, of course I have thought of all these plans." Feng Bujue continued, "But in that case, wouldn't it be me who sticks out my tongue out of exhaustion?"
"Huh?" Xiaotan said angrily, "You're just cheating your teammates!"
"That's not true." Feng Bujue put his hands on his head and leaned against the back of the chair, "Don't forget...you climbed to the main cockpit by yourself..."
A second later, there was a "slap" from the front, presumably Xiao Tan slapped himself.
"There's...something that came out..." Bei Ling said suddenly.
Seeing that she didn't shoot, Siyu knew something was wrong, and then aimed the binoculars at the area in front of the Lego house. When she saw the object that appeared in her sight, she put down the binoculars... rubbing her eyes, Then lift it up again.
"I bet fifty cents, I don't know it's in it." Siyu read in a cold, straightforward tone.
"The Lego monster was built by those two idiots..." Bei Ling responded with a sad tone of "these two guys are hopeless".
"If this is a toy that originally existed in the script..." Si Yu continued, "It will never be sold."
"Besides, it's impossible for the toys to come out and run around during the security inspection." Bei Ling said while filling a special bullet into the sniper rifle, "This will be interesting... If the vehicle on board suddenly explodes , can they survive..." There was a dark smile on the corner of her mouth, and the gun in her hand was aimed at the blowfish fighter's torso.
boom-
The moment Beiling pulled the trigger, there was a loud noise like thunder piercing the sky, and a bullet with a shining green light shot straight out. RS
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