Since ancient times, destiny is the favorite to joke with people, or there is that sentence, deliberately planting flowers but not blooming, unintentionally planting willows and willows. It is estimated that one day when I went out, I was loyal to not reading the Chinese calendar, not my own auspicious day. When I opened my eyes in the wind, I fell into the bathtub of a peerless beauty, but I opened my eyes as soon as I opened my eyes. He fell behind a large group of people. There was a soldier at the door. He laughed as soon as he saw his loyalty. The blue veins on his face were jumping. At first sight, it was not a good cake. He must have done a lot of detrimental things. It seems that it’s not the fault of the current city management. In ancient times, soldiers were basically the same. The soldier’s ugly face and a big mouth rushed out such words, "Look at this. It’s so clean and the province’s gentlemen have started to do it. It’s a pity that this is so sturdy, what kind of eunuch, it’s not easy to join the army like me, okay, grandpa today I’m in a good mood, take care of you, you first bring it on!"
As the saying goes, the hero is short, the hero is fragrant, and loyal to encountering this soldier is probably the resentment accumulated several lifetimes ago. Today, even if an opportunity coincides, it is resolved. Loyalty was taken in before he knew what was going on. Several people pressed Loyalty to a wooden case. One of the men who was not a man and a woman had a knife like a scalpel in his hand. He shouldn’t say yes. The scalpel, at least there should not be such a big scalpel, unless it is for the operation of pigs, when you look closely, it looks a bit like an agricultural sickle, the man is still grinding there, grinding and talking.
"Don't be afraid, I am the best here. I guarantee that you will not have a big incision and it will not hurt. You can go to the ground in half a month and be able to wait for people. I'm leaving a little bit for you to make sure that you can still stand and urinate in the future. Don’t miss this point. You don’t know how many eunuchs haven’t kept this, and they often get wet. Baby, I’ll keep it for you first. It’s a rule to wait for you to enter the palace. The money, redeem it from me, and be buried together when I die, how can I be considered a complete person, ha ha!"
Being loyal to this moment finally realized that they were going to castrate themselves and turn themselves into eunuchs. Ancient eunuchs were definitely a high-paying profession and never lost their jobs. However, since ancient times, such high salaries are often accompanied by high risks. A companion is like a companion tiger. If the dog emperor gets angry, he will kill him. In ancient times, there were many criminal laws. Cracking a car, dividing the body by five horses, cannoning, picking up the nose and picking the eyes are all long-standing things. It is estimated that they can live until they are old. Most of the eunuchs are highly nervous and must be suffering from severe depression! Being loyal to telling himself that he shouldn’t just sit and wait for death, being loyal to struggling immediately, exhausted his life’s greatest strength, broke free of the two eunuchs next to him, jumped off the case, just about to speak, tears fell, and said vaguely: "I don’t want to Purification, I haven’t married my wife yet, my mother, my dad, and I haven’t been filial to that. I don’t want to be an eunuch. I have to serve the motherland and contribute my own strength to the party and the people. my life."
The surrounding eunuchs who watched the excitement are all loyal to the trap. They don’t know what socialist society, what party or country, but they can feel that this man is a bit interesting at this moment, a little different. . One of the eunuchs with sharp-mouthed monkey-gills does not have this patience. Every day is the same job. When someone comes, it is a one-stop job. How can there be so much leisure and elegance, still talking about ideals and destiny here, the eunuch said angrily: "Brothers, don't listen to his nonsense. It's not all that way. I broke my head and squeezed it in before I came. You will be a bear when you come in. You have to regret it. There are so many regret medicines in the world. Do it quickly, Liu Father-in-law is still waiting for someone. If you make Father Liu anxious, we won’t be able to eat them!” The other chief eunuch knew that he was much taller than this one, and he was holding the castration knife in his hand. The eunuch with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks nodded in agreement, but at the moment when Liu Jin was mentioned, the anger in his heart was raised, and he cursed angrily, "Mom, what a fucking shit Liu Jin, now When he is in power, there are five people and six people. When I wanted to follow his godfather Liu Shun back then, he was not just a kid, he was still the one I castrated, and now he is so powerful, he doesn’t even know to mention me, he is anxious. I'm not worried about that!"
Loyalty is still standing in the corner and smashing his body. Now he regrets how he chose to run naked. Now it’s not easy to run. When I think about the current situation, I will understand it in my heart. I must have crossed it. I watched it recently. There are a lot of traversing dramas, and I thought they were all deceptive. It seems that it’s not impossible to really wear them. Maybe those traversing dramas were written after the person crossed, thinking of loyalty here and suddenly wondering if I would cross Entering the emperor’s body, how good it would be. At this time, I am not ruling the world. I want as many women as I want. How can it be a day when the wind and the wind and the rain and the rain are so cool! Loyalty was there to think wildly, the big eunuch was full of grumbling there, angrily stuck here, suddenly someone outside the door shouted: "Chief of Li Supervision, here is Grandpa Liu!"
A few eunuchs were still plausible just now. When they heard Liu Jin coming, they were so frightened that they knelt down and saluted respectfully. Liu Jin looked at the loyal person standing in the corner, and saw that loyalty had a dark complexion and a light beard. He was a natural eunuch's fate. It just so happens that there is no such a person to use for himself. How can I say that I have nowhere to look after breaking through the iron shoes. It's a godsend to get it all effortless!
Liu Jin asked the three eunuchs to go out and talked with Loyalty himself. Loyalty and see that everyone else called him Gonggong Liu. I guess this person must be Liu Jin. Although Loyalty is not a person who likes to learn, Liu Jin’s reputation is in history. It’s notoriously stinky. This person’s methods are extremely despicable, and this person’s behavior is extremely perverted. However, this person’s rights are extremely large. Although he is loyal to this person and does not like this person, he thinks that he can take advantage of this person’s position. There was still a lot of joy in her heart. Liu Jin also happened to ask at this time, "What's your name? There, you look good, why did you come to be a eunuch?" Faithful to the little eyes, Xiao Jiujiu's heart began to calculate. Loyalty lowered his head, suddenly showing a grievance, and answered carefully: "The villain is called Zhong Yujin, a foreigner, who didn't want to be a eunuch, but he had heard of and admired the adults very early. Although it has been for a long time, it is not as deep as my admiration for adults. My admiration for adults is as continuous as the waters of the Yangtze River. In this life, I have the opportunity to meet adults, even the small ones can look down!"
Liu Jin usually has many flattering people beside him, and he has a cocoon in his ears for these words of loyalty. Even so, people all over the world have a problem. They know that drinking alcohol can hurt the liver. No one has ever drink less, knowing that smoking is harmful to health, whether to smoke or smoking, knowing that good advice is good for doing things, but everyone is willing to listen to flattering words. Liu Jin smiled and asked again: "What do you mean by loyal Yujin? How do you know me?"
Faithful to see Liu Jin's raised eyebrows, you can tell by the way he smiles, right in the middle of his arms. It seems that whether it is in school or in society, even in ancient times, as long as the flattery is slapped, one's own life guarantee can't be wrong, so he said along the way: "The villain parents, name the villain to be loyal, I see today Adults and villains feel that they have found reproductive parents, so they named themselves loyal to Jin, which means that they are centered on Liu Jin and Gonggong Liu. They are kind, and the people all over the world love you like the emperor. Your name has been my parents since I was born. Tell me that when you grow up, you must be a good official like Liu Gonggong, who has the society and the people in mind, and will be famous forever like Liu Gonggong. In the past, I only heard people say that I saw Liu Gonggong himself today. The little one is really excited in my heart, and I don’t know what I’m talking about. I mentioned my throat in my heart. Grandpa Liu’s aura will now be reflected in the little one. He’s little, I really want to follow you for life!”
The more Liu Jin listened to this, the more he felt like he was flattering the emperor on weekdays. Today, there are people who flatter themselves so well. So Liu Jin determined that loyalty to Jin would be an indispensable part of her great cause. Chess pieces. The upper and lower sons carefully looked at the loyalty. Liu Jinzhong said that from the future, if this child treats himself well, he will accept him as a righteous son. Later, if he rebels the world, he will pass on the throne to him.
Liu Jin was loyal to the palace and brought him into the palace. From the experience of Liu Jin over the years, the two people that the confused emperor cared most were his mother, Queen Zhang, and his sister, Princess Changning. Empress Zhang was finally able to get this Princess Changning. She was naughty by nature and had a lot of spooky ideas every day. She, who was originally smart, always regarded Liu Jin as a thorn in her eyes. Sooner or later, she had to find a way to get rid of her.
In the three years of Zhengde, Liu Jin once planned to usurp the throne of a certain dynasty. Unexpectedly, it was discovered by civil servants Liu Ji, Zhang Cai, Xu Jin and others that they jointly signed the emperor, but because the emperor wanted face, he was unwilling to believe that the eunuch he personally trained would usurp the throne of a certain dynasty. , So instead of killing Liu Jin, he was promoted. Since then, Liu Jin has intensified and accelerated the pace of usurping the throne of a certain dynasty. After Zhengde five years, Liu Jin has arranged all the matters properly, and waited for an opportunity to kill Zhu Huzhao himself. You can be the emperor in a fair way. But this Princess Changning went against Liu Jin. It is also possible that Princess Changning had discovered something, because unlike her confused brother, he knew how to eat, drink and have fun every day. Princess Changning would often intimidate Liu Jin. Liu Jin was afraid of dreams at night, so she arranged to be loyal to the palace. , Lurking beside Princess Changning, it can be clear whether the princess really senses that she is going to rebel. Second, after training to be loyal to this confidant, a certain dynasty will be entrusted with important tasks.
In other words, loyalty is not as stupid as smiling in the wind. As soon as he entered the room of the purification, he found that he had crossed. Whether he crossed, you can see what the ancient society was like. There were many rules in the ancient palace. The eunuch who had just entered the palace had no chance to serve the emperor and the princess, and the people Liu Jin brought were the same. The eunuch who had just entered the palace was not as high in status as the maids before the palace. Therefore, as soon as he entered the palace, he was arranged to wait for a maid beside the princess, and the maid named Xiangju. It’s also pretty long. It’s no wonder that when the emperor chooses a concubine, the chosen person will become rich and wealthy. Those who are not chosen can only accept their fate and stay in the palace to be a maidservant with the fate of the emperor. That day The emperor was in a good mood. After he was lucky enough, he made a concubine, and if he had a bad fate, he would be a servant for the rest of his life. Although Xiangju was also a servant, but for the newcomer who was loyal to the same arrogant domineering, how could he say that he was also a close body by the princess Handmaid, in the entire palace, which eunuch would call herself E Ju, and which eunuch would dare to be bold and bold in front of E Ju. This E chrysanthemum is probably also a born bastard, who has to be loyal to beating his back for a while, and rubbing his feet for a while, loyal to grow up, and have not suffered this.
In the middle of the night, Xiangju asked Loyalty to wait for her to go to bed. Xiangju never thought about being loyal to the eunuch who was not purged, so she naturally took off her clothes and changed her clothes. This is a painful loyalty, loyalty has never seen a woman's body so close. I had just browsed the website before, when suddenly I saw a woman with such a mark standing in front of me and undressing. I felt the blood all over my body, and my nose was hot and I felt the nosebleeds flow out. I was faithful to my heart and thought: "Isn't this killing my own? Such a big beautiful living woman stands in front of her, and she can see it for herself. What to do!"
Xiangju saw the blood flowing out of Loyal's nose. How did Xiangju say that she was born as a lady. She had seen such a horrible scene there, and asked anxiously, "What's wrong with you? Are you too energetic?" Loyal to the present There was a fire in my heart, there was no way in my mouth, I made a mess, I didn't know what I said, and said, "Oh, yes, no, it's cold and full of blood!"
Xiangju has never heard of cold weather and anger. Looking at her incoherent loyalty, she also wants to laugh. Seeing her loyal to silly looks, Xiangju is also full of love, for young men and women in their twenties. It is when the heart is surging, the attraction to the opposite sex is innate. Xiangju is 28 years old, and it seems that the emperor is unlikely to be lucky enough to be the maid. This life may be the life of the maid, and I cried when I thought about it. Although loyalty was still in the circle, Xiangju just cried for no reason, or loyalty to her hands and feet, hurriedly asked: "Sister Xiangju, what's the matter with you?"