On the night of the eighth day of May, Princess Changning put on makeup for the first time in her life. The smile in the wind was indeed a bit big. Even the biggest skirt he wore was still showing half of his thigh, and the shoes couldn’t fit in at all, so she could wear half of it. Changning also prepared steamed buns and served as a woman's proud breast, but only found one steamed bun, and one steamed bun. If there were any women like this in the world, they would cry if they believed in Jesus. After everything was dressed up, Princess Changning took the mirror to let the wind laugh to take a picture of herself. As soon as her eyes fell on the mirror, she immediately felt a feeling of nausea. In fact, the most disgusting thing in life is herself. Threw myself up with nausea.
Feng Zhongxiao has seen a Hong Kong movie. There is a man who often wears a beard and pretends to be a woman. It is disgusting enough. He must be more disgusting than him now. Feng Zhongxiao smiled almost cryingly and said: "Changning Princess, are you too outrageous, have you ever seen such an ugly woman?"
In fact, Princess Changning was also funny. Originally, she smiled in the wind and had a fair complexion. In addition to her thin body, she should be able to dress up as a woman. But now Princess Changning is also deliberately laughing and amused by following the trend. Changning couldn't help but laugh, and said: " It’s okay. You’ll hide in my sedan chair tomorrow. When you get to the temple, you will find a chance to leave. No one will want to look at you as much as you look ugly. Hehe.” This sentence Fengzhong laughed and felt that the princess said absolutely. It makes sense. Now that the rapist looks like this, he is unwilling to be wronged, but when he looks at his chest, he said aggrieved: "I said my princess, so let’s not talk about it elsewhere. Have you ever seen that woman who has a big breast and a small breast? I don’t have breast cancer. How can I do this? I don’t care if I have a big breast and a small one. Isn’t this too small?"
When Feng Zhongxiao said that, Changning's face turned red. After all, Princess Changning was still a big girl like a jade. In ancient times, no modern people were so open about men and women. She said embarrassedly: "This, I just I found a steamed bun, so I took a steamed bun, hehe, it's a little bit smaller, but it's better than nothing!" Changning carefully looked at the wind and smiled, with a ruddy face on his face, and suddenly clapped his hands. "No, I have forgotten one thing. You still lack something!" Feng Zhong laughed and touched himself, feeling that although it has become very ugly now, he should be regarded as a person who looks like a woman. Right? Curiously asked: "What else is missing, what should be there, and the ones that should stand out?" Princess Changning chuckled and said: "You don't have the fragrance of women, only the smell of body odor." Feng Zhong Xiao just scratched his head this time, how could a big man himself be feminine.
There is no such thing as Princess Changning that is hard to get in Daming's land. Changning asked the maid to prepare for a bath of flowers. Laughing in such a strong wind has never taken this kind of bath before, and when I approached the bathtub, I felt a burst of fragrance. After soaking in it for an hour, Changning allowed him to come out. During the third shift, the two people were still sitting indoors and chatting. Princess Changning asked Fengzhong with a smile: "Brother Feng, you can never come back after you leave?" After Fengzhongxiao took a bath, she felt a lot more relaxed, and said with a smile: "Of course, this ghost place, I will spend the rest of my life. I don’t want to come anymore.” Princess Changning’s face was obviously a little unhappy, and she was aggrieved, and said: “Then, do you miss me when you return to the modern era? I feel that I am very happy to have you here. Haha." Seeing Princess Changning said that, the wind smiled and felt that I was truly unprecedented. I might still be the first traverser in China, and I might become a historian in the future. I saw it in Daming. Everything is so strange, of course I will not forget, so I replied: "Hehe, I will miss you, and I will tell my wife, my child, I have been to Daming, met Princess Daming, Zhu Changning!"
The two people only talked, but they didn't even feel that there was one person who was standing outside the door and eavesdropping on the conversation between the two of them. Being loyal and even wondering, why this laughter in the wind is so fatal, that the tiger can't eat him, and even arsenic can't poison him. See if you die this time. Because this time I feel loyal to my plan that I have no secrets!
At dawn, the Chinese military officers were waiting at the gate of the palace. It was a big event to worship the ancestors. Zhu Houshao also got up early, and he was ready to leave the palace. Fortunately, the sedan chair in Changning was big enough for the two of them. Sitting in it, it took a toll on the four bearers, and the four of them were still murmuring, when did the princess be so heavy. Although I thought about it, I didn't dare to ask more. If I asked this, it would irritate the princess, but I would lose my head, so I still maintained my usual speed.
Everyone came to the gate of the palace, and they didn’t know what happened today. The road was bumpy and the ground was particularly uneven. After adding the weight of the sedan chair, one of the sedan chairs suddenly felt a “click” on their feet. Splitting from the middle, everyone's eyes immediately focused on Changning and the smiling face of the wind. Mano saw that Princess Changning was sitting behind a man and woman. It was possible that she was holding the princess and preparing to assassinate the emperor, led by Mano. Jin Yiwei rushed forward in a swarm, and a dozen people suddenly pressed against the smiling body in the wind, crushing the Xiaolongbao. Laughing in the wind under the pressure can not breathe, Liu Jin almost jumped out of joy when he saw this situation, and ordered: "Put this assassin into the jail, and no one is allowed to visit."
Before Princess Changning could speak, a dozen people drove away with a smile in the wind, and the sacrifices continued as usual. The smile in the wind was imprisoned in the largest, safest, strongest, and most strictly managed luxury mansion in China-Da'nei Tianlao. .
As soon as an atmosphere of death enveloped, the wind smiled and was locked up with another man. The man smiled in the wind and counted 107. Fengzhong smiled and asked curiously: "What 107?"
The man laughed in the wind and didn't talk to him, he just wrote something on the wall. The wind laughs and ignores him. If he can be locked in here, he must be an unforgivable person.
How could the sedan chair break, and how could the ground be uneven? All this is the credit of loyalty. After stealing this last night, loyalty quickly reported it to Liu Jin. Liu Jin had known that the princess would sit on the sedan chair, so he asked someone to do tricks, and even made pits on the ground at the gate of the palace. , The purpose is to expose the princess to the public, so that this man can be convicted, and at the same time, imposing words such as chastity on the princess is also a very good thing to rebel against himself in the future.
After Feng Zhong Liao was captured, Chang Ning's heart felt like 15 buckets were up and down. He didn't know what was wrong, and he happened to be in the temple. Zhu Houzhao asked for a sign to bless the future of Ming Dynasty. Zhu Houzhao asked for one to be signed. According to the explanation of the monk in the temple, it was Guotai Min'an. Changning also asked for one, which was also signed. The monk explained that he was healthy and happy. Liu Jin also asked for a lottery for the emperor, so he still signed. The monk explained that the emperor had a healthy body, everything went well, and a state-owned virtuous minister.
Changning looked at the lottery box and thought that it was so good. He asked for the lottery for everything, so he secretly took out all the lottery tickets, only to find out that the lottery lottery box was all lottery lottery, so no matter what it was shaken out. It’s just for signing, so there’s no need to shake it. Think about it, Liu Jin dared to draw a lottery for the emperor. Needless to say, it must have been specially arranged by him. Princess Changning began to think about these few times again. Why didn’t she escape with laughter in the wind without success? Needless to say, it must have been arranged by the dog eunuch Liu Jin. In fact, Princess Changning has always disagreeed to reuse Liu Jin, but the emperor My brother always said that Liu Jin was considerate in all aspects, so he didn't want to look for Liu Jin's difference every time. Princess Changning had also arranged a spy—Zhang Yong with Liu Jin.
Recently, Zhang Yong came to report that Liu Jin had messengers in Mongolia. Liu Jinlai had stocked up grain and weapons outside the capital. It seemed that he was going to turn back soon. So Princess Changning also wanted to find an opportunity to get rid of Liu Jin. However, no matter what he said, it was not that the emperor refused to kill Liu Jin. The last time a group of officials came to admonish him, the emperor not only did not kill Liu Jin but also promoted his official. This is the least that Princess Changning can understand. Maybe it's because the emperor only knows that he is practicing in the leopard room every day, and he is facing beasts, so he likes Liu Jin who is animalistic and inhuman.
Laughing in the wind, locked in the big inner jail. This jail has no human rights. It doesn’t even have a toilet. If you want to use it, there is only a toilet locked next to the wooden bed. There is no cover on it. It’s in the air. Full of sour and odor. Laughing and nauseous in the wind.
Living in such an environment, there is a feeling of living in hell. But in hell anyway, they are all normal people, and there will never be such a lunatic who can only say a word all day, and Feng Zhongxiao has never thought that this kind of treatment can be given in this life. That man still kept talking about 107 and 107 there. Laughing in the wind, I don't know what I should do. Feng Zhongxiao had heard of modern prisons a long time ago, but I didn't expect that ancient prisons were even more terrifying than modern prisons!
At dinner, a jailer brought a large plate of delicious food, and Feng Zhongxiao suddenly felt that the prison treatment was pretty good. At least the food is delicious! Two meats and one vegetable are really awesome. If there is more wine, it will be better. The wind smiles very politely and asks the man to eat, but the man hides in the corner in fright, shaking his head constantly, really crazy! It doesn't matter that the world is like this, there are obviously buns there, but many people choose to eat steamed buns. This is called destiny!
Laughing in the Wind After drinking and eating, Laughing in the Wind felt boring, so I wanted to talk to the man to see if he was murdering and overwhelming, or if he was locked up here, so I started talking with the man and said to the man. : "Hey, I said, brother, how many years have you been here?"
That man doesn’t care about Laughing in the Wind. Laughing in the Wind has such a problem. The more he ignores me, the more I want you to pay attention to me. This may be the biggest advantage of Laughing in the Wind. I like to figure out everything. Then he asked: "Are you enough to eat all of these every day? So, I don't have any appetite when I see it. Although the conditions in this prison are not good, the food is still good, you say yes, brother! "
The man still writes something on the wall, he still ignores the smile in the wind, the smile in the wind grows so big, I haven’t seen a man like this yet, I don’t believe you are a dumb and deaf, so I have to let him talk, laugh in the wind and sneer. The man asked: "Brother, are you deaf? You can't hear you, can you? It's so pitiful!"
As soon as the joke fell in the wind, he was still giggling on the side. The man suddenly turned his head, glared and laughed in the wind, and said fiercely: "107."
Then he turned his head again, and no matter what Feng Zhong Liao said, he just didn't say a word. Based on Feng Zhong Liao's experience, this person must have a serious inferiority complex. Or, it’s depression, it’s really pitiful. In the Ming Dynasty, there was no psychiatrist who could treat this disease. If it weren’t in modern times, it’s just OK to find a psychiatrist to talk about.
Feng Zhongxiao observed this prison carefully. Suddenly, he found that there were a lot of poems written on the wall, and there were a few shit poems, which were not badly written. The morning is red and the sunrise is still in line with the sky." The writing has a bit of flavor. Could it be that this man wrote it, I really haven't seen it, he still has this talent, if a bit of literature uses these literary cells in writing, maybe it will be better than Mo Yan! Feng Zhongxiao carefully observed the sharp and domineering writing. Unlike what ordinary people can write, "good words, good poems" laugh in the wind without knowing these two words blurted out. "Do you think so too?" The man said, laughing back several steps in the frightened wind.
Although he laughed in the wind and tried to talk to this man when he came in, but at the end when there were no tricks, the man suddenly said a word that really scared the wind to laugh, and his voice trembled and asked: "Brother , You can talk?" The man lifted his hair with his hands, and said in a serious manner: "When it's hot, how can I be a commissioned minister who can't speak?" The man's chat box opened with a smile in the wind. , I came up interested, thinking that I was boring to be alone, and asked jokingly: "What? You are? Then how did you fall to this point, and what do you keep saying 107?" That man was already standing at this time. I got up, looked outside, made sure there was no one, then turned around and said, "Silly boy, what do you think this place is? This is a big inner prison? Those who come in are all death row prisoners, you have seen The treatment in that place is so good? Do you know what kind of meal you ate? It was decapitated meal. You know that the prisoners here are all death row prisoners. I was persecuted by the traitor Liu Jin so far. If not, Liu Jin wanted to torture me. Die, I pulled out and beheaded early in the morning. You are my 107th cellmate since I came here!"
What this man said was that a sharp knife pierced into the heart of Fengzhongxiao. Fengzhongxiao really didn't dare to follow his words. Death is too terrible for Fengzhongxiao. Fengzhongxiao is still young, let alone. I have experienced any big winds and waves. I am not as calm about life and death as those who have been on the battlefield. The nerves of laughing in the wind at this moment have also begun to tense, no longer as high-spirited as when I just came in, and I don’t have the comfort when I was full of food and drink. Free and easy.