As a result, the Tianjun Jade Altar was tied with a circle of red strings, which looked quite festive.
Tianjun was sealed for three days and three nights, and Bai Ze guarded it every day for fear that the children would damage it, so he even hugged it at night when he slept. In the middle of the moon, the children were sleeping soundly on the jade mat, while Bai Ze turned into a prototype lying in the middle of the yard, holding a small jade altar with his two front paws.
After finishing his meditation, Fu Li walked slowly to Bai Ze's side. The marriage line on the two wrists looks clearer under the moonlight. The crystal moonlight overflowed from the invitation cup, was inhaled into Bai Ze's body, and then flowed into Fu Li's hands continuously through the marriage line. Stretching out a light-white finger, he picked up the soft marriage line, and those short hands gradually elongated, turning into a long, slender white hand, and slowly touched Bai Ze's furry paw.
"Hmm..." Bai Ze opened one eye, dimly saw the little Tianzun standing in front of him, yawned, stretched out his claws, wrapped Fu Li into his arms, and stretched out his tongue to lick his face. licked.
"Hey!" Fu Li immediately struggled, but Bai Ze was so strong that he couldn't break free, and had to be licked all over his head and face by the half-asleep and half-awake Bai Ze. Bai Ze's saliva was not sticky, it was moist with moisture and fresh fairy air. Even so, Fu Li couldn't bear the action of licking his neck, so he raised his hand to pinch Bai Ze's hairy mouth, "Shut up!"
After being yelled at like this, Bai Ze didn't wake up completely, but leaned close to Fu Li's neck, sniffed him lightly, and rubbed his big wet nose against him, looking rather silly.
"What's wrong with you?" Fu Li felt that something was wrong, and asked while grabbing Bai Ze. At this time, a stream of golden light rushed into the meridians along the marriage line, Fu Li couldn't help but groaned, and immediately gritted his teeth to resist the pain of the essence pouring into his body, and sat cross-legged in meditation. Not long after, the small body grew rapidly, and transformed into an adult in a burst of golden light.
The green robe and brocade belt, the handsome and youthful Fuli Tianzun, is so good-looking that people can't take their eyes off.
Bai Ze hiccupped, then stretched out his claws to grab Fu Li, and pressed him under him. In a burst of white light, he transformed into a human form, lying on Fu Li's body, smiling foolishly.
"Have you been drinking?" Tianzun Fuli looked at Bai Ze who was on top of him, and raised his hand to touch his cheek.
"Hey, Fu Li, you look so good-looking." Bai Ze's originally fair face is now covered with a layer of light pink, and even the tip of his nose has turned red, which is really cute.
Fu Li looked at him expressionlessly, and did not push away by accident, allowing him to rub on her body.
"Hey..." Bai Ze continued to smirk, not knowing that he had turned into a human form, and he sniffed at Fu Li's face.
The sweet and moist breath rushed to his face, Fu Li moved a little uncomfortably, and the drunk beast followed him reluctantly, continuing to sniff around. The fur on the clothes rubbed against Fu Li's neck, a little itchy. Unbearable, Fu Li stretched out his hand to push Bai Ze away, and sat up.
Raising his hand, Tian Jun floated over and landed firmly on Fu Li's hand. He weighed it lightly, and found that one-third of the wine inside had gone. This drunk guy...
Yuye fine wine is not strong wine, especially Yuye, which is extremely light and not easy to get drunk. According to Bai Ze's drinking capacity before, it shouldn't hurt to drink a pot, why is he so drunk today
Fu Li opened the wine jar, scooped some out with a jade ladle, and took a sip. Sweet and refreshing, with a lingering aftertaste, it seems to be a bit better than the usual Yuye. As soon as the wine enters the mouth, a surge of the sun's essence escapes, causing dizziness for a moment.
Frowning slightly, Fu Li put down the jade ladle and closed the wine jar. The jade liquid was probably affected by the Japanese essence, and it became easy to get drunk, but Bai Ze didn't know it, and he drank less than half a jar according to his usual drinking capacity.
"Hmm..." Bai Ze was lying on the ground, because he became human and had no fur, and it was a little cold lying on the jade ground, so he couldn't help shrinking.
Cross-legged and ready to meditate, Fu Li, who was so refined that he could save his daily energy, saw this scene, sighed insignificantly, stretched out his hand and dragged Bai Ze who had fallen asleep, and let him lean on his lap.
The space on the legs is limited, and it cannot warm up Bai Ze, a flash of white light flashes, and the humanoid Bai Ze disappears, replaced by a small white-haired beast the size of a palm. The round and furry little head slept soundly on Fu Li's legs.
The next morning, when everyone woke up, they saw Fuli Tianzun who had turned into a child, curled up on the jade mat, holding a snow-white fur ball in his arms.
"Huh?" Bai Ze opened his eyes, and in front of him was a magnified child's face with delicate eyebrows, and he couldn't react for a while. Standing up and shaking his head, he realized that he had become smaller. Looking up, Laojun, Yuelao, and Li Jing, three bear children, were looking at him with a smile.
"Sir, how did you become so small?" Laojun bent down to look at him.
"I want to hug." Yue Lao stretched out his hand to hug Bai Ze.
"Give me a hug!" Li Jing pushed Yuelao away, preemptively.
"Slap!" A small hand with a blue wristband stretched out, slapped Li Jing on the back of his hand, and swung them away. Lord Tianzun stood up slowly, and hugged Bai Ze himself.
Everyone: "..."
Bai Ze felt extremely ashamed, and raised his paws to cover his eyes.
The jade liquid is effective, but you can't drink too much, Bai Ze will get drunk with the body of a beast, and these children can't stand it even more. Therefore, they can only drink one cup a day and accumulate slowly.
Hearing that the jade liquid was effective, the Jade Emperor sent a few jars over, put down the queen mother who didn't want to go to the kindergarten, coaxed her for a long time before letting her go, and before leaving, he told Bai Ze: "No matter what method you think of, let them go as soon as possible. To recover, you must at least be able to survive the Pantao Society."
There are two months left for the century-old Peach Blossom Festival. At that time, immortals from nine heavens and ten places will gather in Yaochi. If you see all the great gods and immortals in the state of milk babies, there may be some troubles.
Pantao Club...
Bai Ze looked at the children in the yard and suddenly felt powerless. Fuli now has a marriage thread tied to him, and he absorbs a lot of sun and moon essence, which is easy to accumulate. Moreover, his own control of Xianli is at its peak, as long as he practices diligently, he can still maintain it at the Peach Fair. But others are hard to say.
It is still unknown how much of the daily essence can be preserved with a glass of Yuye wine every day.
Laojun was pulling the cabbage that had just grown in the field, and the Queen Mother immediately went up to stop it: "Don't damage the vegetables, Bai Ze said that he will make cabbage dumplings for us later!"
"Shh, don't make noise, I'll just take one," Laojun pushed the Queen Mother away and continued to pull the cabbage, "I want to practice a new kind of elixir, it tastes like sour cabbage!"
"Sour cabbage elixir, can you become an adult if you eat it?" Yuelao came over dragging a long red rope.
"Cut!" Li Jing was not at all interested in these people's meaningless games, and climbed up the wall to look out.
Bai Ze walked over with a headache, grabbed Li Jing who was trying to climb over the wall and escaped from the kindergarten, and threw it in front of Fu Li who was sitting quietly, asking him to help watch, and took away the cabbage that Laojun had just pulled out: "Don't There’s trouble, I’ll make cabbage pancakes for you to eat.”
"Okay!" The three children cheered up immediately, and forgot about refining the cabbage-flavored elixir.
Baize resigned himself to go to pancakes, and before leaving, he winked at Fu Li, asking him to take care of these little guys. Fuli Tianzun looked cold and did not respond. Baize assumed that he had agreed, and walked away with the cabbage and freshly ground flour.
As soon as Bai Ze left, the children became a mess. Li Jing proposed to play a war game, Laojun wanted to play marbles, Yuelao wanted to tie marriage strings to the two cranes in the pond, and the Queen Mother wanted to play on a swing. The four of them couldn't argue, so they went to Tianzun for a ruling.
Fu Li glanced at the group of noisy guys, and said inscrutably: "Playing marbles, those who lose are tied to the cranes and beaten." In a word, there are marbles, swings, red strings, and fights. .
"Where is the swing?" The Queen Mother was puzzled.
"When the crane flies, the person tied to it is sitting on a swing!" Laojun explained.
Now all the games are playable.
The four felt that this seemed a little wrong, but they couldn't figure out what was wrong, so they stopped talking and agreed happily. Laojun took out a handful of Donghai night pearls that Guan Yudi was going to come today, and asked Li Jing to put the small pagoda on the ground. Everyone lay down not far away, and drew a line on the ground. The first to enter the pagoda will win, and the last one to reach the pagoda The one in it loses.
Fu Li didn't participate, and stood aside with his little hands behind his back, watching them play.
At first, Yuelao's marble ran the slowest, and was rushed far away by Li Jing's marble. Yue Lao was sweating profusely in anxiety, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, threaded the marbles on the red thread, tied one end in the pagoda gate, and held the other end in his hand, flicked it lightly, pulled the rope, and the marbles went in.
"You are cheating!" The Queen Mother said dissatisfied.
"I didn't say that you are not allowed to wear ropes." Yuelao said with a smile, and tied the red rope with Ye Mingzhu on the Queen Mother's head. The Queen Mother dodged immediately, and kicked her own bead. The bead rolled forward and entered the tower all at once.
Everyone is a little stunned, is this all right? The Queen Mother shook her head, and the braids that had been tied up with red strings for two days were flying in the air, feeling very unhappy.
The two who didn't know how to play marbles at all won first, and now only Laojun and Li Jing were left. Laojun played with all kinds of elixir every day, and he was most familiar with beads, so he rushed Li Jing's beads far away, and easily defeated Li Jing.
Li Jing, who lost, will be punished by being tied to the crane's feet. Yuelao happily tied him up, and casually tied him a braid: "When the crane flies, you can play on the swing!"
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