"Aren't you going to play a war? Let's start the fight!" Laojun threw a jelly bean into his mouth and approached with a smile.
"Hmph!" Li Jing was bound at the waist, his hands were still able to move, and he punched Laojun preemptively. Laojun dodged and slapped the crane on the buttocks. The crane was frightened immediately, spread its wings and flew up.
Ordinary cranes naturally couldn't carry such a heavy child, not to mention that the child was wearing a suit of armor. But the crane in Yuqing Palace has already become a fairy, let alone bring up a child, it is not a problem to fly to the South China Sea with Tianzun on its back. So, Li Jing was taken away by Xian He.
A group of children stared blankly at the top, Yuelao whispered, "Will Bai Ze come out later, will you scold us?"
"I didn't see anything." The old man turned around and ran to the edge of the bamboo forest, pretending to be digging for bugs. The Queen Mother stuck out her tongue, and pulled Yuelao aside to turn over the flower rope. Fu Li was silent for a moment, then looked up to see Bai Ze who came back after baking the cake.
"Come over and eat," Bai Ze greeted the children with a smile, looked around, "Where's Li Jing?"
Laojun took a piece of pancake and ran away without answering Bai Ze's words. The queen mother came over and took two pieces, and was going to take them to Yuelao who was still holding a flower rope. Fu Li sat on the futon, unmoved.
"Wang Mu, where did Li Jing go?" Bai Ze felt that the situation was a bit wrong. In the past, if Li Jing ran away mischievously to play with bamboo horses, Lao Jun would definitely be the first to complain, and the Queen Mother would follow suit, but now they are all silent. don't talk about it.
"Well... was taken away by the crane." The Queen Mother took a bite of the pancake and said vaguely.
"What?" Bai Ze immediately turned his head to look at Yuchi. There used to be two long-legged white-feathered cranes in the pond, combing their white feathers gracefully in the water every day and drinking the clear dew. Now, only one remains.
Recently, these smaller guys hid in Yuqing Palace, eating and drinking with Bai Ze. The celestial beings in the heavenly world thought that the several celestial beings were listening to Tianzun's discourse in Yuqing Palace and did not dare to disturb them. If they suddenly saw little Li Jing tied to the crane's feet, they didn't know what expression they would have.
Bai Ze quickly put down the pancake in his hand, ready to chase after it.
"I'll go with you." Fu Li stood up unhurriedly. The crane was raised by him, so he naturally listened to his call.
In Bai Ze's ears, it means that Tianzun is responsible for not taking good care of Li Jing. Sure enough, even if he becomes a child, Tianzun is the most reliable! Bai Ze nodded, picked Fu Li up and left, suddenly stopped, picked up a piece of pancake, and stuffed it into Fu Li's hands: "Take it and eat on the way."
Fu Li looked at Bai Ze, raised his hand gracefully, took it slowly, looked down at the pancake in his hand, it didn't look very good, some parts were still mushy. Raising his eyes to see Bai Ze who was looking at him expectantly, Tianzun Fuli pursed his light-colored thin lips, and took a tentative bite. The smell of burnt bread spreads through the tip of the tongue, with a strong aura, unexpectedly, the taste is not bad...
Seeing that Fuli likes to eat, Bai Ze couldn't help being a little happy. I don't know if it's because of the marriage line between the two, but now Bai Ze can't help but want to treat Fu Li better. Seeing that he likes his pancakes, his mood brightens, and even Li Jing's anxiety about being taken away by the crane has subsided. a bit.
But it was said that Li Jing was tied to the leg of a crane and flew all the way out of Yuqing Palace. Below were pavilions and pavilions shrouded in fairy mist, and immortals appeared from time to time. However, everyone has long been accustomed to the various fairy birds flying over their heads in a hurry, and they will not look up.
Ever since he became a child, Li Jing has never been flying through the clouds and fog. Now being carried around by the cranes, he finds it extremely fun and dances with excitement.
"Wow, rush, rush up to Lingxiao Palace and protect His Majesty!" The little Li Jingwu acted out the scene he had imagined.
The crane just flew slowly and leisurely, ignoring the noisy child on its lap, and flew straight to an octagonal pavilion, landed lightly on the top of the pavilion, and began to comb its feathers leisurely.
This pavilion is located at the confluence of two streams, and there is a snow-white crane walking gracefully in the water. The crane on the top of the pavilion stopped combing its feathers and looked at the one in the water bewilderedly.
Li Jing tugged at the crane's feathers, signaling it to continue flying, but the crane was unmoved. I had to do it myself, untie the red rope, hang it on the cornice and look down, it seems a bit high and I can't go down.
In the pavilion, several immortals were chatting.
"I went to deliver nectar to Yuelao yesterday, but there was no one there." Fairy Baihua talked about a strange thing. To say that there are thousands of marriages in this world, Yuelao is very busy every day, and he will never leave Yuexia Immortal Palace if there is no major event.
"I heard that I also went to Yuqing Palace to listen to the sermon." Yuheng Xingjun said enviously.
"Yuelao has gone too?" Fairy Baihua was a little surprised. Laojun’s kind of madness about Taoism, if he has the opportunity to discuss Taoism with Tianzun, he will naturally go; Queen Mother likes to join in this kind of fun, so it’s normal to go and listen; Li Jing’s violent temper, I heard that the Jade Emperor appointed him to listen to Taoism and cultivate his character of.
As for Yuelao, as the immortal in charge of marriage, he doesn't need any advanced Taoism. Besides, Yuelao has never been motivated, why did he suddenly become enlightened
"Yuelao and Laojun belong to the same generation, so they were probably called away by chance." Yuheng Xingjun took the flagon on the table indifferently and poured a cup of Baihuaniang.
This is the wine brewed by Baihua Fairy, it is very sweet. He always likes to chat with Baihua Fairy, but in fact it's just to drink a pot of wine. Baihua Niang is delicious, and there are two brothers who have the same purpose as Yuheng Xingjun and Shunfenger.
"Is Lord Bai Ze still in Heaven?" Fairy Bai Hua looked at the two brothers who had been silent all this time, and asked.
"That's right, I haven't left all this time, and I'm still in Yuqing Palace." Qianliyan said casually. None of the big and small things that happened in the heaven can escape their eyes and ears, and everyone is used to asking them for news.
Hearing this, Fairy Baihua had a strange expression: "Shenjun Bai Ze, do you also want to listen to the Tao?" Bai Ze is an ancient divine beast, and he doesn't need to practice Taoism, he can just sleep on his stomach, what is he doing in Yuqing Palace? What's more, Bai Ze told her earlier that when he saw Tianzun's cold face, he would startle, how could he go to listen to Tianzun's talk
Because Bai Ze is going to take care of those gods who have become children! It should be used as a fur mat for those children! I want to cook pancakes for them! I'm so worried that my hair will fall out hahahahaha...
Clairvoyant and Shunfenger looked at each other, and saw a strong longing in each other's eyes. I really want to say, I really want to say...
However, the ban issued by the Jade Emperor is still on the head, and nothing can be said. Clairvoyance made his purple face even more purple, and he took a deep breath and said, "Oh, you don't know that, Tianzun loves Bai Ze very much, and since Bai Ze came to Heaven, he has been living in Yuqing Palace... "
Fairy Baihua's eyes lit up: "Huh? Tell me, what's going on?"
Yuheng Xingjun also put down his wine glass and pricked up his ears to listen to the follow-up.
Tianzun has been so cold for thousands of years, his long beard covers his face, and he looks lifeless. But it is said that Tianzun himself is one of the most beautiful men in the nine heavens and ten places, but it is a pity that he is always unwilling to show his true colors. Moreover, Fu Li has always had no desires and desires, and he has never seen him showing affection for anyone, but now he actually shows his love for Bai Ze, this is simply the first time in the world.
"Tianzun likes to lie on Bai Ze's body to sleep now, it's not like you don't know about Bai Ze's hair, tsk tsk..." Clairvoyance said decently.
"Then Bai Ze agrees?" Yu Heng Xing-Jun was a little unconvinced. Based on his understanding of Bai Ze, although Ruishou was kind, he didn't like others to touch his hair casually, let alone sleep on him. For so many years, he has also seen Bai Ze hump over a child in the world, and he would be sprayed with water if he tried to get close to it.
"Agreed, why don't you agree? He is very happy," Shunfeng Er interjected unwillingly, "Last night I heard Bai Ze say to Tianzun, something like 'you and I are connected by a marriage line'."
"Ah?" Fairy Baihua knocked over the flagon in her hand in fright, marriage line? Bai Ze and Tianzun
"Pfft—" Yuheng Xingjun just took a sip of wine and spit it out instantly, coughing for a long time, "You two just make it up, if you don't want to say it, let it go, what are you doing with us." Saying, waving his clothes Sleeves, evaporated the wine on his body, shook his head and left.
Fairy Baihua gave Shunfeng a glare, snatched the jug he had just snatched away, swung her willow waist lightly, turned around and followed Yuheng Xingjun away.
"I'm telling the truth..." Shunfeng Er muttered softly.
"Everyone is drunk and I am sober alone, hey, how lonely!" Qian Liyan shook his head and sighed.
Li Jing heard these words clearly from above the pavilion, and was completely outraged. These two big mouths didn't do their business, and they arranged for Bai Ze and Tianzun here, it's an unforgivable crime. With this excitement, his feet slipped and he fell down.
When Shunfeng heard the noise, he immediately raised his head, and subconsciously reached out to catch the fallen little Li Jing.
"Yo, Marshal... Ouch!" Before Shun Fenger could finish his sentence, Li Jing punched him in the eye socket.
"Marshal, what are you doing?" Clairvoyance hurried to fight, and was immediately beaten.
Although Li Jing had shrunk in size, his beating strength was not weak at all, and he beat the two brothers to their heads in a few blows. The two of them didn't understand the situation, so they started running away, and were chased and beaten by the little Li Jing.
When Nezha followed Bai Ze to look for his father, what he saw was this scene. Suddenly, he stepped forward and hugged Li Jing: "Father, what are you doing?"
"These two bastards actually said that Mr. Bai Ze had an affair with Tianzun, I'm really angry!" Li Jing kicked on his short legs and wanted to hit someone.
Bai Ze was standing by the side with Fu Li in his arms, and when he heard this, his face turned red: "Wh...what are you talking about!"
The author has something to say: Small Theater:
Tianzun: nonsense
Li Jing: Exactly, when did your husband and Tianzun have an affair
Tianzun: This is called love
Li Jing: That's... what